FabSwingers.com forum: How to get women to suck your cock

By *rightonsteve OP Man
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I have 12 ideas and 3 strategies and suggest 2 techniques and make 6 jokes so any more hints and tips more than welcome as I’ve realised (after 3 years) that the magazine I read at Hove train station isn’t always entirely accurate on these topics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried asking them?

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

You might have to pay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cover it in chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say you are a millionaire

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By *rown_Bread78Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Casting Couch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10lbs of pressure to the back of the head normally works lol.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Have you tried bribing them?"

Fixed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cover it in chocolate? "

That's a sweet idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick a donut on it

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent

"Cover it in chocolate? "

Do u want " sprinkles"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them u never cum from a bj

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Do the “sucky-sucky” tongue in cheek face whilst pointing to your cock area

You’re welcome

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Have you tried asking them?"

Sometimes they don't even have to ask

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"Say you are a millionaire "

And after said act, reveal you're millionth in line to the throne.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stick a donut on it"

Dudes like to to stick it in rings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you tried asking them?"
priceless lol..well ive never ask to be honest i just make the women feel happy and kiss just touch the right places with lips toung and everthing falls into place if its supost to..now tecknics no i dont have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell them u never cum from a bj"

That's actually very clever! We're such suckers for a challenge.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I saw a profile a while ago with pineapple rings on a cock, give that a whirl, a bit of a variation of bobbing for apples...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell them u never cum from a bj

That's actually very clever! We're such suckers for a challenge."
guys on here use it all the time there an inspiration to me

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Sounding with matchmakers?

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

tape their celebrity crush to your cock

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Hide it inside a chocolate eclair although it's a fine line between receiving a bj if they're a licker or ouch if they're a biter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you tried asking them?

Sometimes they don't even have to ask

Exactly. I’ve never needed to be asked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell them u never cum from a bj

That's actually very clever! We're such suckers for a challenge.

guys on here use it all the time there an inspiration to me"

I did not know that was a ruse! I actually said to someone the other day I was really shocked at how many guys on here said they couldn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull it out and slap them on the head a few times they will take the hint

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Tell them u never cum from a bj

That's actually very clever! We're such suckers for a challenge.guys on here use it all the time there an inspiration to me"
it's true for me as well...any woman who wants to try is very welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell them u never cum from a bj

That's actually very clever! We're such suckers for a challenge.

guys on here use it all the time there an inspiration to me

I did not know that was a ruse! I actually said to someone the other day I was really shocked at how many guys on here said they couldn't. "
if u were in yorkshire id tell u i still cant

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Tell them u never cum from a bj

That's actually very clever! We're such suckers for a challenge.

guys on here use it all the time there an inspiration to me

I did not know that was a ruse! I actually said to someone the other day I was really shocked at how many guys on here said they couldn't. "

I've only met one woman who could consistently bring me to orgasm by oral stimulation

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

A dollop of chocolate mousse on the end is always encouraging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell them u never cum from a bj

That's actually very clever! We're such suckers for a challenge.

guys on here use it all the time there an inspiration to me

I did not know that was a ruse! I actually said to someone the other day I was really shocked at how many guys on here said they couldn't. if u were in yorkshire id tell u i still cant

Too late, my eyes have been opened now, so there's one less sucker in Fabland

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By *hrisUB3Man
over a year ago

Heathrow

"I saw a profile a while ago with pineapple rings on a cock, give that a whirl, a bit of a variation of bobbing for apples... "

...or, pineapple and cheese!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw a profile a while ago with pineapple rings on a cock, give that a whirl, a bit of a variation of bobbing for apples... "

How many rings fit on is the egotistical question

Full can ......?

2....?

3....?

4 or above ?

And also any cherries on the...tip, just to make it a proper fruity cocktail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dress it up as Antonio Banderas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I saw a profile a while ago with pineapple rings on a cock, give that a whirl, a bit of a variation of bobbing for apples... "

That would definitely work for me.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Simply say to them "Well it's not going to suck itself".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Simply say to them "Well it's not going to suck itself"."

love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell them u never cum from a bj

That's actually very clever! We're such suckers for a challenge.

guys on here use it all the time there an inspiration to me

I did not know that was a ruse! I actually said to someone the other day I was really shocked at how many guys on here said they couldn't. if u were in yorkshire id tell u i still cant

Too late, my eyes have been opened now, so there's one less sucker in Fabland

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By *ots2loveCouple
over a year ago

hartlepool

"Have you tried asking them?"

Men don’t normally have to ask me....I can’t wait to “get down on it”

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By *ots2loveCouple
over a year ago

hartlepool

"A dollop of chocolate mousse on the end is always encouraging"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to do as Im told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open wide close your eyes say aaaaaah

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll give you a fiver. ...

*mods, it’s a joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t need to be asked ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them no one has ever made you cum while receiving a bj ,

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

how did i miss this beauty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them it's a popsicle and it's about to melt, "quick"! Works everytime!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Season it with pepper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wave it seductively in front of my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put it in a hotdog roll and cover with mustard, ketchup and fried onions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck it first to show them how?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put it in a hotdog roll and cover with mustard, ketchup and fried onions."

Sauerkraut is far more effective pal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put it in a hotdog roll and cover with mustard, ketchup and fried onions."

Do you want it sucked or digested?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suck it first to show them how? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell them u never cum from a bj"

This is actually true. I don't even think it's possible to be honest.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

get someone to leave you a verification saying what a wonderful gorgeous sweet tasting cock you have then they will all want dabs on it

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Have you tried asking them?

Sometimes they don't even have to ask

Exactly. I’ve never needed to be asked! "

I've sometimes been ordered to though and that's fucking hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put it in a hotdog roll and cover with mustard, ketchup and fried onions.

Sauerkraut is far more effective pal"

Not a sloppy joe? ‘Chilli dog’?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put it in a hotdog roll and cover with mustard, ketchup and fried onions.

Sauerkraut is far more effective pal"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

bring another guy along and get him to start sucking they will soon want to join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put it in a hotdog roll and cover with mustard, ketchup and fried onions.

Do you want it sucked or digested?"

Ouch! Probably not a good idea then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just put your lips together and blow.

Oops sorry that's whistle.

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By *ophleeCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"Have you tried asking them?

Sometimes they don't even have to ask

Exactly. I’ve never needed to be asked!

I've sometimes been ordered to though and that's fucking hot

Exactly, just need to be told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d say the most effective thing to do is say you can never cum from a blowjob. I hear those words and it’s like challenge accepted, I try my best techniques.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d say the most effective thing to do is say you can never cum from a blowjob. I hear those words and it’s like challenge accepted, I try my best techniques. "

Awesome advice. Thank you. Have done that once before.

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By *hatHappensNextCouple
over a year ago

Essex, near basildon

I only have to take a look at another lady sucking my hubby and I get very hungry and have to join in!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on a second date with a girl and we were watching game of thrones at her house because I've never watched it before and we were both very sexual, actually met on a porn site.... got horny at one of the sex scenes ... and I asked her "will you get angry if I pull my cock out and start masturbating?"....

She just looked at me and didn't know how to reply...

So I start removing my belt and start pulling my pants down and she was like "oh my god you're actually pulling your cock out in my living room in front of me" ...

She was silent and just couldn't stop looking at my cock ... So I started stroking it...

"Oh my god your cock looks so nice! I like how it curves up a bit!"

"Feel free to touch it if you want".....

She then started jerking it off and she started saying it was the hardest cock she's ever felt and she could feel it pulsing to my heartbeat and she was like "wow that's so weird I've never had a cock so hard before" .....

Next thing you know she's on her knees sucking my cock ... And I received my first BJ it felt amazing .... A few minutes went by and I grabbed her head ... Stood up slowly while she was still sucking ....she looked up at me and she looked a little confused ... I started slowly thrusting ... And the noise she made was gorgeous... I started going a little faster and her throat just opened .. she loved it .... Next thing you know we're in her bed for 6 hours of the greatest sex I've had.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was on a second date with a girl and we were watching game of thrones at her house because I've never watched it before and we were both very sexual, actually met on a porn site.... got horny at one of the sex scenes ... and I asked her "will you get angry if I pull my cock out and start masturbating?"....

She just looked at me and didn't know how to reply...

So I start removing my belt and start pulling my pants down and she was like "oh my god you're actually pulling your cock out in my living room in front of me" ...

She was silent and just couldn't stop looking at my cock ... So I started stroking it...

"Oh my god your cock looks so nice! I like how it curves up a bit!"

"Feel free to touch it if you want".....

I've got a boner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them you will give her the best oral she's ever had if she sucks your cock. Then fall asleep after coming.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

"Tell them you will give her the best oral she's ever had if she sucks your cock. Then fall asleep after coming."

lol

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Tell them you will give her the best oral she's ever had if she sucks your cock. Then fall asleep after coming."

Ooooh, good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell them you will give her the best oral she's ever had if she sucks your cock. Then fall asleep after coming.

Ooooh, good idea

Quite popular I hear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"10lbs of pressure to the back of the head normally works lol."

He wants it sucking, not biting off!

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Tell them you will give her the best oral she's ever had if she sucks your cock. Then fall asleep after coming.

Ooooh, good idea

Quite popular I hear."

I've been doing it the wrong way around it would seem.

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By *parkyWheelzWoman
over a year ago

Sebring

"Have you tried asking them?

Sometimes they don't even have to ask

Exactly. I’ve never needed to be asked! "

Same here... never needed too be asked...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watch game of thrones while wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you tried asking them?"

Should they need asking ? It would be great for a girl to just whip it out because she loved doing it !!

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By *obandlollyCouple
over a year ago

Long Eaton

Wear a kilt!!

Lolly came up with a rule because of all the ladies wanting to know what is underneath

"If you lift it to look at it, you have to kiss it"

Oh boy what a rule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"10lbs of pressure to the back of the head normally works lol.

He wants it sucking, not biting off!

Maybe but I found it funny anyway

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Catnip is all you need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell her you love the thought of getting a bj on the back seat at the pictures and people watching on the sly but you'd never ask her or expect her to do so because your a gentleman obviously

So could she "for effect" eat the popcorn by bobbing for it whilst it's in your lap

Wait till she goes to the ladies room or to get the ice creams and quickly empty said carton of popcorn,rip out the bottom and place over

hotdog

Bingo

If a little taken back with your blatant rudeness

10 lbs of pressure to the back off the head might just be a good idea now

Then watch the film in peace

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

Tell them if they suck cock it makes them thin. I'm still sucking , I'm size 6 now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pop it through one of those holes in the public toilet cubicle walls, its always a woman but be aware some of them can leave you with a nasty stubble rash on your ball sack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's a revolutionary idea.

Ask her.

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