FabSwingers.com forum: What not to say to a potential meet

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Been talking to this lovely lovely guy for sometime, we are going to meet up when we are both free.

Ive spoken to him about kidnapping. The other day i said id got a book on mass murderers and tutenankharmen and tonight i told him i was going to behead him.

Poor guy doesnt know if hes going to be kidnapped, murdered, mummified or beheaded

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Poor guy,shall I come round in my undertakers coat holding a tape measure when you meet?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"What not to say to a potential meet"....

I think I shat myself yesterday, my pants are starting to harden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chipolata?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice knickers, my mum has the exact same pair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What not to say to a potential meet" ........ I want to have your babies.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I think im falling in love with you

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

both coming and going springs to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a bit fatter than your photos suggest. Must be a good camera.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about "can we take it slow the first time, because if we do it fast I get a burning sensation"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think i love you

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When we do meet is it ok to bring my mother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last person I met off here called the police, can you promise you won't do the same?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im married and if my wife finds out she will want to kick the shite out of you but im a good shag honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm used to practicing on my grans bras, they do up at the front!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I'm up in court on Friday, will you visit me in jail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we meet in six weeks, that's how long the doctor said, but personally I think the rash will be gone in about 5 weeks .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**the scabs aren't contagious anymore**

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im currently in panto im one of the drawfs so im looking feb for a meet

( aimed at a little one)

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

I wanna marry you and have your babies, oh can you move in straight away

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

My names jane kyle you might have heard of my dad jeremy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna marry you and have your babies, oh can you move in straight away

LOLOLOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can u meet between 1-3 as i can accom

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Its ok ive taken my meds today they wont wear off til the morning

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By *ansue35Couple
over a year ago

yorkshire

Hi Do you like bags ......

Oh good, because my colostomy bag will need emptying when we meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"u know my photos right" they look f all like me

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Ive had the runs all day but Im sure you can lick it better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can get a good LTV rate at the building society, and there's no upward chain on this house I've seen in your street ..... shall we ?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"im currently in panto im one of the drawfs so im looking feb for a meet

( aimed at a little one)"

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

it's ok, they're only Braxton Hicks, the real contractions won't be for days ye.....shit, my waters have broken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i really need a good hard cock right now and yours will do nicely, how about it

(yes i used it and it worked)

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

Ive got my toothbrush and a few things to leave at yours, I know its only our 1st meet but I have fallen in love with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive got my toothbrush and a few things to leave at yours, I know its only our 1st meet but I have fallen in love with you

fuck im gonna try that one

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Ive got my toothbrush and a few things to leave at yours, I know its only our 1st meet but I have fallen in love with you

fuck im gonna try that one"

let me know how it goes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring some ironing too, seeing as i'll be sleeping round yours ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your a girlie, arrange a meet for 29th Feb and propose!

Should give someone a heart attack

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ive bought us matching toothbrushes

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

my ring size is an m

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"If your a girlie, arrange a meet for 29th Feb and propose!

Should give someone a heart attack

I would love to do that just for a giggle

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"If your a girlie, arrange a meet for 29th Feb and propose!

Should give someone a heart attack

at least it would save on the cards, flowers, restaurant etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my ring size is an m"

Oh finger, lol my bad xxxx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

The registry office has a space on Thursday at 5, I took the liberty of booking it for us

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