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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A blue whale produces around 400 gallons of spunk every time it ejaculates but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. That means 360 gallons is released into the sea each time.

And you wonder why the sea's so salty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yum yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A blue whale produces around 400 gallons of spunk every time it ejaculates but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. That means 360 gallons is released into the sea each time.

And you wonder why the sea's so salty. "

Not anymore I don't

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I stopped drinking water when I found out that fish fuck in it

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Wow now that makes for a very messy cream pie ladies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A blue whale produces around 400 gallons of spunk every time it ejaculates but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. That means 360 gallons is released into the sea each time.

And you wonder why the sea's so salty.

Not anymore I don't "

Something else to watch out for besides jellyfish and floaters produced by small children.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bleurghhh

Thanks Prod

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bleurghhh

Thanks Prod

Peach x"

You're welcome, stay tuned for further public service announcements.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"A blue whale produces around 400 gallons of spunk every time it ejaculates but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. That means 360 gallons is released into the sea each time.

And you wonder why the sea's so salty.

Not anymore I don't

Something else to watch out for besides jellyfish and floaters produced by small children. "

I'm curious now, as the blue whale is so big are its sperm visible to the naked eye, and also; are the strays drawn to beach balls? Just a thought next time you're out with the kids...

Getting mobbed by millions of little sperm in the surf might put a cramp on your sunny day at the beach

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A blue whale produces around 400 gallons of spunk every time it ejaculates but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. That means 360 gallons is released into the sea each time.

And you wonder why the sea's so salty.

Not anymore I don't

Something else to watch out for besides jellyfish and floaters produced by small children.

I'm curious now, as the blue whale is so big are its sperm visible to the naked eye, and also; are the strays drawn to beach balls? Just a thought next time you're out with the kids...

Getting mobbed by millions of little sperm in the surf might put a cramp on your sunny day at the beach"

The question of size is a really good one and unfortunately one to which i have absolutely no idea. Maybe they weren't jellyfish after all.

Any marine biologists on Fab want to end this conundrum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that will be where the old sailor rumours cum from

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well that will be where the old sailor rumours cum from "

Able seamen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that will be where the old sailor rumours cum from

Able seamen. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ewwwwww"

I wonder if lady whales think that too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A blue whale produces around 400 gallons of spunk every time it ejaculates but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. That means 360 gallons is released into the sea each time.

And you wonder why the sea's so salty.

Not anymore I don't

Something else to watch out for besides jellyfish and floaters produced by small children.

I'm curious now, as the blue whale is so big are its sperm visible to the naked eye, and also; are the strays drawn to beach balls? Just a thought next time you're out with the kids...

Getting mobbed by millions of little sperm in the surf might put a cramp on your sunny day at the beach

The question of size is a really good one and unfortunately one to which i have absolutely no idea. Maybe they weren't jellyfish after all.

Any marine biologists on Fab want to end this conundrum? "

Someone needs to Google this. I'm not offering...

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By *rx1Couple
over a year ago

West Devon

Blimey...Interesting, but are you sure you get out enough.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blimey...Interesting, but are you sure you get out enough..... "

Oh yes, but i probably won't be swimming quite so much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A blue whale produces around 400 gallons of spunk every time it ejaculates but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. That means 360 gallons is released into the sea each time.

And you wonder why the sea's so salty.

Not anymore I don't

Something else to watch out for besides jellyfish and floaters produced by small children.

I'm curious now, as the blue whale is so big are its sperm visible to the naked eye, and also; are the strays drawn to beach balls? Just a thought next time you're out with the kids...

Getting mobbed by millions of little sperm in the surf might put a cramp on your sunny day at the beach

The question of size is a really good one and unfortunately one to which i have absolutely no idea. Maybe they weren't jellyfish after all.

Any marine biologists on Fab want to end this conundrum?

Someone needs to Google this. I'm not offering..."

It's only 30-40 pints apparently. The penis is 8-10ft long and over a foot in diameter. Weighing between 400 and 1,000 lbs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A blue whale produces around 400 gallons of spunk every time it ejaculates but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. That means 360 gallons is released into the sea each time.

And you wonder why the sea's so salty.

Not anymore I don't

Something else to watch out for besides jellyfish and floaters produced by small children.

I'm curious now, as the blue whale is so big are its sperm visible to the naked eye, and also; are the strays drawn to beach balls? Just a thought next time you're out with the kids...

Getting mobbed by millions of little sperm in the surf might put a cramp on your sunny day at the beach

The question of size is a really good one and unfortunately one to which i have absolutely no idea. Maybe they weren't jellyfish after all.

Any marine biologists on Fab want to end this conundrum?

Someone needs to Google this. I'm not offering...

It's only 30-40 pints apparently. The penis is 8-10ft long and over a foot in diameter. Weighing between 400 and 1,000 lbs "

Correct, it appears i fell for this one. That's still a lot of spunk though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A blue whale produces around 400 gallons of spunk every time it ejaculates but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. That means 360 gallons is released into the sea each time.

And you wonder why the sea's so salty.

Not anymore I don't

Something else to watch out for besides jellyfish and floaters produced by small children.

I'm curious now, as the blue whale is so big are its sperm visible to the naked eye, and also; are the strays drawn to beach balls? Just a thought next time you're out with the kids...

Getting mobbed by millions of little sperm in the surf might put a cramp on your sunny day at the beach

The question of size is a really good one and unfortunately one to which i have absolutely no idea. Maybe they weren't jellyfish after all.

Any marine biologists on Fab want to end this conundrum?

Someone needs to Google this. I'm not offering...

It's only 30-40 pints apparently. The penis is 8-10ft long and over a foot in diameter. Weighing between 400 and 1,000 lbs "

Note to self- don't read the forum while eating porridge.

8ft! That makes my cock look small.

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