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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

4 double cheeseburgers, fuck cooking today!

What was the last thing you've ordered?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smelling salts

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

Magic powder off ebay

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

A new red bodystocking off ebay x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From amazon

Some Sugru bendy glue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4 double cheeseburgers, fuck cooking today!

What was the last thing you've ordered?"

Erm herbal viagra and room smelly thing

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Knickers and a wig

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By *rownboy30Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Black and red bondage tape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't you get bored with eating the same thing?

More importantly, are they McDonald's double cheeseburgers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knickers and a wig "

Is that for Moriarty?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Two dresses a jacket and a pair of she of shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knickers and a wig

Is that for Moriarty? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4 double cheeseburgers, fuck cooking today!

What was the last thing you've ordered?"

After my hospital visit on Tuesday night (in which I was only told ‘you’re allowed to eat’ at 11pm) I had two double cheese burgers, nine nuggets, a large fries, two chicken selects and a McFlurry. KFC was shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yesterday I ordered a gadget that can tell the percentage water content in brake fluid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4 double cheeseburgers, fuck cooking today!

What was the last thing you've ordered?

After my hospital visit on Tuesday night (in which I was only told ‘you’re allowed to eat’ at 11pm) I had two double cheese burgers, nine nuggets, a large fries, two chicken selects and a McFlurry. KFC was shit "

Shut. KFC was shut. KFC is never shit

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Knickers and a wig

Is that for Moriarty? "

Haha no not this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Knickers and a wig

Is that for Moriarty?

Haha no not this time "

kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fancy case for my new phone.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Cat food.

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By *imon the welderMan
over a year ago

Northampton

A radiator core for a Honda CRV...

Before that a lovely beaten up retro leather hold-all to keep my rope in...

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By *mokeynbubblyCouple
over a year ago

poole

A converter lead so I can use my Sony headphones on my pc

Smokey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have ordered nothing, and spent nothing so far this year... living out of freezer cos I can't be arsed to go shopping.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

A couple of customised badges

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By *harlotte SometimesWoman
over a year ago

Leafy Warwickshire

A Guy Martin T-shirt

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Gig tickets

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By *airyfatmanMan
over a year ago

by 'ere

Protection to put over my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/01/19 22:30:35]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sixty cans of Lilly's Kitchen venison and wild boar dog food. Only the best for my baby. 

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By *ocks99Man
over a year ago

Reading

Bulbs for the car. I'll swear it knows its MoT time....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You people order some weird stuff

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Somewhat boringly - three micro USB cables

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Somewhat boringly - three micro USB cables "

Switch to USB-C

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

A Fitbit Charge 3

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Somewhat boringly - three micro USB cables

Switch to USB-C"

I have for my phone, but my tablet and various other things are micro USB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 3-button waistcoat for my Burns night outfit.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

A pro 2 off amazon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pizza I think

P

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Pizza I think

P"

How can you "think" you ordered pizza - did the spotty teenager on a moped delivering it, or not, give you a clue whether you did or didn't?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pizza I think

P

How can you "think" you ordered pizza - did the spotty teenager on a moped delivering it, or not, give you a clue whether you did or didn't? "

It's been a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin glasses. Can't wait for them to arrive I get excited by Small Things.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Pizza I think

P

How can you "think" you ordered pizza - did the spotty teenager on a moped delivering it, or not, give you a clue whether you did or didn't?

It's been a while "

I know - was being facetious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rope....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pizza I think

P

How can you "think" you ordered pizza - did the spotty teenager on a moped delivering it, or not, give you a clue whether you did or didn't?

It's been a while

I know - was being facetious "

I was being tired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 hours on a ski slope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 hours on a ski slope"

My brain read that as soap on a rope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Nintendo Switch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 prostitutes and antibiotics from china.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 4 gang extension cable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"2 prostitutes and antibiotics from china. "

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I can't say... It's a surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big Mac meal and a strawberry milkshake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dogs to go to sleep...

It didn't work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A samsung galaxy watch

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By *ocks99Man
over a year ago

Reading


"Gin glasses. Can't wait for them to arrive I get excited by Small Things. "

Is that what they're calling beer Google now?

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By *herrySnickersWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

A ball gag set...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hit on Angela Merkel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Samsung gear fit 2 pro smart watching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A Samsung gear fit 2 pro smart watching"

Watch*

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

PS4 controller.

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By *ee pandaWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Under the bed restraints and a bondage kit xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Playmate

I gave him an order this morning, I do hope he delivers.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New PC hardware

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cordless multitool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new punch bag. My old one split

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London

Two personalised mugs.

He he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A withings

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By *tirluvMan
over a year ago

the right frame of mind -London

Y fronts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some keto tablets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lingerie on Saturday and it came today. Can’t be bad

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

A red latex dress for a fab lady friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pizza I think

P

How can you "think" you ordered pizza - did the spotty teenager on a moped delivering it, or not, give you a clue whether you did or didn't?

It's been a while "

Should be free then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awaiting delivery,

I brought some new restraints and a book on the weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat litter

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

Gin.

I signed up for craft gin club, it arrived last week. Contains a rare Bolivian gin which is not available to buy from anywhere in the UK. They sent an email today offering the opportunity to buy another bottle and the gin is so good I couldn’t help myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"4 double cheeseburgers, fuck cooking today!

What was the last thing you've ordered?"

Some fishnet stockings and some vans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gin.

I signed up for craft gin club, it arrived last week. Contains a rare Bolivian gin which is not available to buy from anywhere in the UK. They sent an email today offering the opportunity to buy another bottle and the gin is so good I couldn’t help myself "

I so need this in my life

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

A beer.

It's 5 o'clock somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pair of wellie's & a snow shovel... It's on its way

Be prepared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a massage with HE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pair of wellie's & a snow shovel... It's on its way

Be prepared "

Send it to Devon!

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