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I have a particular set of skills

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I can do that thing Bishop from the movie Aliens does where he puts his hand on top of someone else's, spreads the fingers and moves the point of a knife in between the spaces and back again. As a stupid teenager and after a small cut or 2 I learned to do this pretty quickly and without injury. I can also say the alphabet backwards faster than most people can say it forwards.

What's your party trick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you ever seen my white elephant?

I can do the condom through the nose out the mouth thing. Condom over my head. Tie a cherry stalk into a knot using my tongue.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have you ever seen my white elephant?

I can do the condom through the nose out the mouth thing. Condom over my head. Tie a cherry stalk into a knot using my tongue. "

That's impressive sir, if maybe a tad painful. Sounds it anyway lol but kudos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can cock fart

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can cock fart "

Your just showing off

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I can whistle like Mogwai from Gremlins..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can whistle like Mogwai from Gremlins.. "

Class!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I can do voices, most of Frank Oz's muppets passably and smeagol from LotR so well it freaks people out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do the live long and prosper hand sign from Startrek..with both hands

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can do voices, most of Frank Oz's muppets passably and smeagol from LotR so well it freaks people out"

That's prescious

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can do the live long and prosper hand sign from Startrek..with both hands "

With both hands, your a talented little lady hey!

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

I was expecting big Liam to be putting in an apearance.

Not sure what my special skill would be must think harder.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was expecting big Liam to be putting in an apearance.

Not sure what my special skill would be must think harder.

"

Do you reckon Liam is on here? I wonder what his name might be if he were...TakenHerUpTheKyber, TakenYourLoad, some like that maybe lol

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I have stockings and I’ll wear them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have stockings and I’ll wear them"

Wear them well and with everything you've got

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Can't think of a party trick...sad I know.

Fancy learning the knife trick think I'll practice that, better get some plasters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can pull straight guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can pull straight guys "

Quality avatar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can lick my eyebrows

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't think of a party trick...sad I know.

Fancy learning the knife trick think I'll practice that, better get some plasters"

Start with a pen or something lol I'd much prefer you didn't try it at all though, my conscience couldn't take you losing a finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can't think of a party trick...sad I know.

Fancy learning the knife trick think I'll practice that, better get some plasters

Start with a pen or something lol I'd much prefer you didn't try it at all though, my conscience couldn't take you losing a finger "

I don't think I have any really

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I can polish off a full packet of Maryland Chocolate chip cookies (other brands available) whilst working one in my office.

I really hope my personal trainer isn't on Fab!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can't think of a party trick...sad I know.

Fancy learning the knife trick think I'll practice that, better get some plasters

Start with a pen or something lol I'd much prefer you didn't try it at all though, my conscience couldn't take you losing a finger

I don't think I have any really "

Your verifications tell a different story

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can pull straight guys "

You go girl!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can lick my eyebrows "

Is there anything you can't do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can polish off a full packet of Maryland Chocolate chip cookies (other brands available) whilst working one in my office.

I really hope my personal trainer isn't on Fab!!!"

If he is I'm pretty sure your next gym session will be free lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do a passable cosplay of Abby from NCIS ..Hubby does the crow ..always done the trick at our parties !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make things out of balloons

P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do a passable cosplay of Abby from NCIS ..Hubby does the crow ..always done the trick at our parties ! "

I can imagine, I love pigtails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can do card tricks.

and i can count cards in blackjack

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can make things out of balloons

P"

Can you make a poodle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do a passable cosplay of Abby from NCIS ..Hubby does the crow ..always done the trick at our parties !

I can imagine, I love pigtails"

He quite likes the little tartan skirt and the studded collar too. He flipped when I went on eBay and the spiders web tattoo...that was a good night!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i can do card tricks.

and i can count cards in blackjack"

I take it your barred from all gambling dens in your local area lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can make things out of balloons

P

Can you make a poodle?"

In under 45 seconds.

With pom-pom feet and a pom-pom tail.

Hell yes.

P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do a passable cosplay of Abby from NCIS ..Hubby does the crow ..always done the trick at our parties !

I can imagine, I love pigtails

He quite likes the little tartan skirt and the studded collar too. He flipped when I went on eBay and the spiders web tattoo...that was a good night! "

Haha he's a lucky guy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can make things out of balloons

P

Can you make a poodle?

In under 45 seconds.

With pom-pom feet and a pom-pom tail.

Hell yes.

P"

Cool! This has impressed me most so far, I love the balloon guy at a party ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can make things out of balloons

P

Can you make a poodle?

In under 45 seconds.

With pom-pom feet and a pom-pom tail.

Hell yes.

P

Cool! This has impressed me most so far, I love the balloon guy at a party ??"

Hats, pirate swords, poodles, flowers, monkeys, swans, hearts, I can do all sorts.

Oh, I can face paint too

P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can make things out of balloons

P

Can you make a poodle?

In under 45 seconds.

With pom-pom feet and a pom-pom tail.

Hell yes.

P

Cool! This has impressed me most so far, I love the balloon guy at a party ??

Hats, pirate swords, poodles, flowers, monkeys, swans, hearts, I can do all sorts.

Oh, I can face paint too

P"

Your hired! Lol

Do you actually do this for a living or is it just an extra skill? Definitely the best "party trick" so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can make things out of balloons

P

Can you make a poodle?

In under 45 seconds.

With pom-pom feet and a pom-pom tail.

Hell yes.

P

Cool! This has impressed me most so far, I love the balloon guy at a party ??

Hats, pirate swords, poodles, flowers, monkeys, swans, hearts, I can do all sorts.

Oh, I can face paint too

P

Your hired! Lol

Do you actually do this for a living or is it just an extra skill? Definitely the best "party trick" so far "

Extra skill I suppose, from my old job role.

I may have to make a penis and put it in our pics

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I can shuffle a deck of cards, look through it once and memorise the exact position as a result of every card (eg; Queen of Hearts, 43rd card down) in the re-ordered deck.

B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I can shuffle a deck of cards, look through it once and memorise the exact position as a result of every card (eg; Queen of Hearts, 43rd card down) in the re-ordered deck.

B"

Looking at our skills my love I think we need a business plan

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i can do card tricks.

and i can count cards in blackjack

I take it your barred from all gambling dens in your local area lol "

sadly im on a list of people refused entry into some casinos yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And I can shuffle a deck of cards, look through it once and memorise the exact position as a result of every card (eg; Queen of Hearts, 43rd card down) in the re-ordered deck.

B

Looking at our skills my love I think we need a business plan

P"

I think both yourselves and Patrick v2.0 should get together and plan a trip to Vegas

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

I can give an fairly accurate guesstimate of the grams of carbohydrate on a plate with a single glance.

I know, hold yourselves back!

V x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can give an fairly accurate guesstimate of the grams of carbohydrate on a plate with a single glance.

I know, hold yourselves back!

V x"

Lol your a keeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can fart, sneeze and burp at the same time with my eyes wide open.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I can wiggle my eyebrows and my ears. I can curl my tongue into a ‘w’. I can talk for Queen and country. Absolutely no useful talent.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can fart, sneeze and burp at the same time with my eyes wide open."

Did I see you on Britain's Got Talent?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can fart, sneeze and burp at the same time with my eyes wide open.

Did I see you on Britain's Got Talent?"

I retract that claim unless farts have lumps.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can wiggle my eyebrows and my ears. I can curl my tongue into a ‘w’. I can talk for Queen and country. Absolutely no useful talent. "

I'd like to see that w, I'm sure I'd be impressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I loosen the straps first, I can kick off my fake foot and smash a dinner plate from 15 metres away without falling over.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can fart, sneeze and burp at the same time with my eyes wide open.

Did I see you on Britain's Got Talent?

I retract that claim unless farts have lumps. "

You can't take it back now!

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By *arex2Couple
over a year ago

Bradford

Tebahpla.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I loosen the straps first, I can kick off my fake foot and smash a dinner plate from 15 metres away without falling over. "

That's feckin lethal!! I would actually pay to see that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I loosen the straps first, I can kick off my fake foot and smash a dinner plate from 15 metres away without falling over.

That's feckin lethal!! I would actually pay to see that!"

I'm half hoping I'll get burgled one day so I can take out the ugly He'd have to wait patiently while I sit down and loosen all the straps though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make my little toes wave lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I loosen the straps first, I can kick off my fake foot and smash a dinner plate from 15 metres away without falling over.

That's feckin lethal!! I would actually pay to see that!

I'm half hoping I'll get burgled one day so I can take out the ugly He'd have to wait patiently while I sit down and loosen all the straps though "

He might stuck around just to see what's about to happen...then bam!! I shall watch out for that news report

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can make my little toes wave lol x"

As long as it's a hello wave and not a goodbye then I'm liking that skill too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can make my little toes wave lol x

As long as it's a hello wave and not a goodbye then I'm liking that skill too "

Of course haha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can make my little toes wave lol x

As long as it's a hello wave and not a goodbye then I'm liking that skill too

Of course haha x"

Is it wrong that I probably wouldn't be looking at your toes though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I can shuffle a deck of cards, look through it once and memorise the exact position as a result of every card (eg; Queen of Hearts, 43rd card down) in the re-ordered deck.

B

Looking at our skills my love I think we need a business plan

P

I think both yourselves and Patrick v2.0 should get together and plan a trip to Vegas "

was discovered by accident. it has something to do with the fact i can listen to about 3 different conversations all at once and place them in order in my mind so i know who said what. im murder in a restaurant because id be looking at the person directly across me at the table but listening to conversations behind and around me.

sometimes you even know what someone is going to do or say next before they do.

its a bit freaky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can make my little toes wave lol x

As long as it's a hello wave and not a goodbye then I'm liking that skill too

Of course haha x

Is it wrong that I probably wouldn't be looking at your toes though? "

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