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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

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According to Zoosk mentioning Avacado on a dating profile increases your messages by 91%.

Things you learn on the Chase.

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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

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"According to Zoosk mentioning Avacado on a dating profile increases your messages by 91%.

Things you learn on the Chase. "

Avocado even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know avocados are lethal to parrots?

Courtesy of factoids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder what increase in messages mentioning watermelon would bring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder what increase in messages mentioning watermelon would bring."

You should ask FaB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyday is a schoolday, except Saturday, and Sunday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder what increase in messages mentioning watermelon would bring.

You should ask FaB

I will!

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By *anguyXXXMan
over a year ago

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"Did you know avocados are lethal to parrots?

Courtesy of factoids"

Well bugger me i never new that. Love little factoids like that. Apparently more people die each year from falling coconuts than shark attacks.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"Everyday is a schoolday, except Saturday, and Sunday."

Is Sunday School still going ?

Wikipedia,

Sunday schools were first set up in the 1780s in England to provide education to working children

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyday is a schoolday, except Saturday, and Sunday.

Is Sunday School still going ?

Wikipedia,

Sunday schools were first set up in the 1780s in England to provide education to working children"

I said that so somebody could say Sunday school. Fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to Zoosk mentioning Avacado on a dating profile increases your messages by 91%.

Things you learn on the Chase. "

Just about to update my dating profiles accordingly... Will I don't like avocado do?

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"According to Zoosk mentioning Avacado on a dating profile increases your messages by 91%.

Things you learn on the Chase.

Avocado even "

So what is the reasoning behind this phenomena?

And how should you mention the avocado?

I'd imagine if you stated "and in my spare time I like to insert avocado into my rectum", I think that may be detrimental even though you have mentioned the avocado..

So many questions that need answering..

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"According to Zoosk mentioning Avacado on a dating profile increases your messages by 91%.

Things you learn on the Chase. "

The bathroom suite in the first house I remember living in was avocado.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That might explain the message asking

' will you paint me green and call me a naughty avocado ? '

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"According to Zoosk mentioning Avacado on a dating profile increases your messages by 91%.

Things you learn on the Chase.

Just about to update my dating profiles accordingly... Will I don't like avocado do? "

I'm just wondering if randomly inserting avocado into the text would be effective...

"I like pina coladas, and taking walks avocado in the rain..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to Zoosk mentioning Avacado on a dating profile increases your messages by 91%.

Things you learn on the Chase.

Just about to update my dating profiles accordingly... Will I don't like avocado do?

I'm just wondering if randomly inserting avocado into the text would be effective...

"I like pina coladas, and taking walks avocado in the rain..."

FAF?

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"That might explain the message asking

' will you paint me green and call me a naughty avocado ? '

Totally off on a tangent.....

But if someone puts their head on your chest can they hear the sea?

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By *rettyLittleThingWoman
over a year ago

Swansea

Won't eat another avocado again after I heared about the bee farming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That might explain the message asking

' will you paint me green and call me a naughty avocado ? '

Totally off on a tangent.....

But if someone puts their head on your chest can they hear the sea?

Yeah have had that one a lot too and yet no one has ever said if they did

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"According to Zoosk mentioning Avacado on a dating profile increases your messages by 91%.

Things you learn on the Chase.

Just about to update my dating profiles accordingly... Will I don't like avocado do?

I'm just wondering if randomly inserting avocado into the text would be effective...

"I like pina coladas, and taking walks avocado in the rain..."

FAF?"

Well that was quick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know that 72% of statistics are made up.

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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

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Ok so been thinking how to say avocado. When you meet your date and he/she asked how did you get here, say on my wheels. When they say " have got a bike " say no " avocado " .....I can here the groans now ....I'll get me coat

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By *anguyXXXMan
over a year ago

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"Ok so been thinking how to say avocado. When you meet your date and he/she asked how did you get here, say on my wheels. When they say " have got a bike " say no " avocado " .....I can here the groans now ....I'll get me coat

Proper dad joke that. Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to Zoosk mentioning Avacado on a dating profile increases your messages by 91%.

Things you learn on the Chase.

Just about to update my dating profiles accordingly... Will I don't like avocado do? "

You could put 'You can drive but do you Avocado?'

I'll get my coat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"According to Zoosk mentioning Avacado on a dating profile increases your messages by 91%.

Things you learn on the Chase.

Just about to update my dating profiles accordingly... Will I don't like avocado do?

You could put 'You can drive but do you Avocado?'

I'll get my coat."

Class

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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

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"According to Zoosk mentioning Avacado on a dating profile increases your messages by 91%.

Things you learn on the Chase.

Just about to update my dating profiles accordingly... Will I don't like avocado do?

You could put 'You can drive but do you Avocado?'

I'll get my coat."

Brilliant

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By *ensualbicock OP Man
over a year ago

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"According to Zoosk mentioning Avacado on a dating profile increases your messages by 91%.

Things you learn on the Chase.

Just about to update my dating profiles accordingly... Will I don't like avocado do?

You could put 'You can drive but do you Avocado?'

I'll get my coat."

Brilliant

Sounds normal in a Scouse accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vile things, like the devils scrotum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vile things, like the devils scrotum

Must admit, not tried the devil's scrotum,but crack an egg into each half of an avocado and bake in the oven, then have with some crispy bacon on some wholemeal toast and you have the canine undercarriage of breakfasts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Vile things, like the devils scrotum

If you're telling me porkies and I end up with offended taste buds and a face that looks like I've put a poo in my mouth...well.. I might cry.

However, I might give it a go.

I can see it now, "I know you're used to a cooked breakfast darling, but try this"

Heaven help us.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I love avocado's

Maybe I should at that to my profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha interesting thread OP

Avocado's are tasty. I like them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder what increase in messages mentioning watermelon would bring.

You should ask FaB

I will!"

*Off to the shop*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hated school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny you say that I was chatting to a girly yesterday about them! Debate over twin pack or single! Lots of flirting too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder what increase in messages mentioning watermelon would bring.

You should ask FaB

Is it a coincidence that FaB=fab, or did he do this on purpose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder what increase in messages mentioning watermelon would bring.

You should ask FaB

Is it a coincidence that FaB=fab, or did he do this on purpose?

Hah! Could be...

All I know is he said:

#hashtagTHEhashtag

That is all I needed to know he is cool

Love it !!

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

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"Vile things, like the devils scrotum

Funny you should say that - though I love them - because the modern word developed, via Spanish, from an Aztec word which was also used for testicles!

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