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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston

Roll up, roll up, rant for free here today or any day. It’s January one day a week isn’t enough for ranting!!

No whining about preferences etc, we all have them and they are ALLOWED. Imagine if you weren’t allowed to have a preference in other areas of your life. For example, I prefer nice cushioned loo roll, slightly scented and the exact colour to match the bathrooms. Now I get this won’t be everyone’s preference but what if we all wanted the same loo roll? The supermarkets wouldn’t be able to keep stock on the shelves and we’d all have shitty arses Apply this to Fab and there’d be no sex because we’d all be looking for the same thing as it is there is someone for everyone shitty arse or not

DISCLAIMER I’m probably talking shit due as my preferred loo roll is out of stock fs

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Folk shirking their responsibilities

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Folk shirking their responsibilities "

This ^^^^^^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t rant what I want to rant about because I’m unsure of the outcome yet and meh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody idiot teenage shithead kid of mine getting in the way of my epic sexual encounter with a girl iv not seen in 3 months i could easily go all homer simpson on him

Why you little

Grrrrrr

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By *ildfire1212Man
over a year ago

fife


"Bloody idiot teenage shithead kid of mine getting in the way of my epic sexual encounter with a girl iv not seen in 3 months i could easily go all homer simpson on him

Why you little

Grrrrrr"

Haha ye I have one of those too unfortunately bigger stronger louder and undefeated in a couple of fisty cuffs he had when out over a short period and thinks he’s all that ?? so no

Point going anything other pleeeaaase lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll approve the loo roll thing seeing as the OP was nice enough to turn up (no doubt with some gentle prodding from a certain someone)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody idiot teenage shithead kid of mine getting in the way of my epic sexual encounter with a girl iv not seen in 3 months i could easily go all homer simpson on him

Why you little

Grrrrrr

Haha ye I have one of those too unfortunately bigger stronger louder and undefeated in a couple of fisty cuffs he had when out over a short period and thinks he’s all that ?? so no

Point going anything other pleeeaaase lol x"

thats the one a 6ft4 ronny rock hard chav muppet

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I'll approve the loo roll thing seeing as the OP was nice enough to turn up (no doubt with some gentle prodding from a certain someone)

"

Nope more prodding needed and I’m hoping I’ll get a poking in return

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll approve the loo roll thing seeing as the OP was nice enough to turn up (no doubt with some gentle prodding from a certain someone)

Nope more prodding needed and I’m hoping I’ll get a poking in return "

Fnarr fnarr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody idiot teenage shithead kid of mine getting in the way of my epic sexual encounter with a girl iv not seen in 3 months i could easily go all homer simpson on him

Why you little

Grrrrrr"

Isnt this what giving them a 20 to bugger off to the "cinema" was invented for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody idiot teenage shithead kid of mine getting in the way of my epic sexual encounter with a girl iv not seen in 3 months i could easily go all homer simpson on him

Why you little

Grrrrrr

Isnt this what giving them a 20 to bugger off to the "cinema" was invented for?"

that wont cut it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody idiot teenage shithead kid of mine getting in the way of my epic sexual encounter with a girl iv not seen in 3 months i could easily go all homer simpson on him

Why you little

Grrrrrr

Isnt this what giving them a 20 to bugger off to the "cinema" was invented for?that wont cut it"

Oh....pellet gun to the knee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who lose their shit when it's pointed out they're doing the wrong thing. Like it's some personal slant against them that someone has the gall to say something!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who lose their shit when it's pointed out they're doing the wrong thing. Like it's some personal slant against them that someone has the gall to say something!

"

how dare you question me grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who think broccoli is just for Sunday dinner

I just want to slap dem bitchies

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

My gadgets!

Tuesday night I wanted to watch something I'd recorded, part 2 of Manhunt.

Only what my box was showing was part 1 Aaaargh!

No problem, I'll watch on itvhub on my tablet, which had just come back from a week away with my son.

Tablet won't turn on, battery flat? On charge, it makes a noise but wouldn't power up Aaaargh!

Take it to shop yesterday, they don't know why. But it's OK, I'm due an upgrade anyway Yay!

Whilst there I mention my phone, I've cracked the screen.

I can get a new phone but I'll have to pay £100 insurance excess Aaaargh!

But sons phone is also due an upgrade, I can do that & have that phone myself Yay!

3½hrs it took up get everything sorted, stuff transfered from old to new devices - apparantly most people don't have over 8000 photos on their phones Ooops!

Then another hour resetting all my passwords on both devices Aaargh!

Got home to WWIII. Son trying to set xbox up in the living room. The TV is turning on but the screen staying blank Aaaargh!

I don't want to adult today

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"My gadgets!

Tuesday night I wanted to watch something I'd recorded, part 2 of Manhunt.

Only what my box was showing was part 1 Aaaargh!

No problem, I'll watch on itvhub on my tablet, which had just come back from a week away with my son.

Tablet won't turn on, battery flat? On charge, it makes a noise but wouldn't power up Aaaargh!

Take it to shop yesterday, they don't know why. But it's OK, I'm due an upgrade anyway Yay!

Whilst there I mention my phone, I've cracked the screen.

I can get a new phone but I'll have to pay £100 insurance excess Aaaargh!

But sons phone is also due an upgrade, I can do that & have that phone myself Yay!

3½hrs it took up get everything sorted, stuff transfered from old to new devices - apparantly most people don't have over 8000 photos on their phones Ooops!

Then another hour resetting all my passwords on both devices Aaargh!

Got home to WWIII. Son trying to set xbox up in the living room. The TV is turning on but the screen staying blank Aaaargh!

I don't want to adult today

"

My advice is move to Alaska in a big wooden hut with a log fire

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I've got one!!!!!!

Other people's pre-formatted, uneditable, template Word documents.

Just grrrrrrrrrrrr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got one!!!!!!

Other people's pre-formatted, uneditable, template Word documents.

Just grrrrrrrrrrrr.

"

This ^^ is painful! Even moreso when the doc won't even show up on screen correctly when opened!!

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

The cuntwaffle who dinged my car in the work car park yesterday afternoon didn’t bother coming to tell me or leaving their details........despite crazy security on the entire site, the staff car park has no cameras!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can’t rant what I want to rant about because I’m unsure of the outcome yet and meh "

Exclude my rant! Happy outcome

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

I daren't even start my rant today but can I say fucking cockwombles the lot of them..

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up


"My gadgets!

Tuesday night I wanted to watch something I'd recorded, part 2 of Manhunt.

Only what my box was showing was part 1 Aaaargh!

No problem, I'll watch on itvhub on my tablet, which had just come back from a week away with my son.

Tablet won't turn on, battery flat? On charge, it makes a noise but wouldn't power up Aaaargh!

Take it to shop yesterday, they don't know why. But it's OK, I'm due an upgrade anyway Yay!

Whilst there I mention my phone, I've cracked the screen.

I can get a new phone but I'll have to pay £100 insurance excess Aaaargh!

But sons phone is also due an upgrade, I can do that & have that phone myself Yay!

3½hrs it took up get everything sorted, stuff transfered from old to new devices - apparantly most people don't have over 8000 photos on their phones Ooops!

Then another hour resetting all my passwords on both devices Aaargh!

Got home to WWIII. Son trying to set xbox up in the living room. The TV is turning on but the screen staying blank Aaaargh!

I don't want to adult today

"

Xbox issue is likely to be an update issue. My son's both had the same issue last night... only since it was unplugged to be moved though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Folk starting threads and then not curating them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Folk starting threads and then not curating them

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Terrible, terrible people they are!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Folk starting threads and then not curating them

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Dump 'em.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Folk starting threads and then not curating them

"

It's quite shocking.

We go to all the trouble of holding back our rage just for Rant Day Thursday.

Then what happens? Thread starts and the host goes AWOL.

Rants go unanswered and unloved.....

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Folk shirking their responsibilities "

It is a community and anyone can do it. Denied

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Bloody idiot teenage shithead kid of mine getting in the way of my epic sexual encounter with a girl iv not seen in 3 months i could easily go all homer simpson on him

Why you little

Grrrrrr"

Fail to prepare then prepare to fail

Denied

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"People who lose their shit when it's pointed out they're doing the wrong thing. Like it's some personal slant against them that someone has the gall to say something!

"

We all know those types

Approved

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"People who think broccoli is just for Sunday dinner

I just want to slap dem bitchies"

Fo sho

Approved

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"My gadgets!

Tuesday night I wanted to watch something I'd recorded, part 2 of Manhunt.

Only what my box was showing was part 1 Aaaargh!

No problem, I'll watch on itvhub on my tablet, which had just come back from a week away with my son.

Tablet won't turn on, battery flat? On charge, it makes a noise but wouldn't power up Aaaargh!

Take it to shop yesterday, they don't know why. But it's OK, I'm due an upgrade anyway Yay!

Whilst there I mention my phone, I've cracked the screen.

I can get a new phone but I'll have to pay £100 insurance excess Aaaargh!

But sons phone is also due an upgrade, I can do that & have that phone myself Yay!

3½hrs it took up get everything sorted, stuff transfered from old to new devices - apparantly most people don't have over 8000 photos on their phones Ooops!

Then another hour resetting all my passwords on both devices Aaargh!

Got home to WWIII. Son trying to set xbox up in the living room. The TV is turning on but the screen staying blank Aaaargh!

I don't want to adult today

"

Devices are wonderful but can also be a pain the arse

That's a lot of time you won't get back

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"I've got one!!!!!!

Other people's pre-formatted, uneditable, template Word documents.

Just grrrrrrrrrrrr.

"

Death by a thousand cuts to them

Approved

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"The cuntwaffle who dinged my car in the work car park yesterday afternoon didn’t bother coming to tell me or leaving their details........despite crazy security on the entire site, the staff car park has no cameras!"

May fire ants nibble at their arsehole and Asian hornets chew their nipples

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Folk starting threads and then not curating them

"

Right on brother

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Folk starting threads and then not curating them

Dump 'em. "

Cut off my nose to spite my face?

Denied

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Folk starting threads and then not curating them

Dump 'em.

Cut off my nose to spite my face?

Denied

"

I thought one might get approved somehow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who hint at trouble but say they'll tell you next week. And I know damn fine he won't tell me next week!!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"People who hint at trouble but say they'll tell you next week. And I know damn fine he won't tell me next week!! "

There's always the week after.

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