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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ah sod it, it's Friday, get the chip pan on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ah sod it, it's Friday, get the chip pan on "
. Ha ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do me some please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did someone mention chips.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

are we having white bread and best butter with em too ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish n Chips on a Friday

Like a good Catholic boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"are we having white bread and best butter with em too ?"

and some ketchup of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmm not had a chip butty for years. Oh god what have you started mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"are we having white bread and best butter with em too ?"

but of course is there any other way to eat chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a jumbo sausage to please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG how contreversal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a jumbo sausage to please "

only if you share

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a jumbo sausage to please

only if you share "

would you share yours tho ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a jumbo sausage to please

only if you share

would you share yours tho ? "

yep Im a sharing kinda gal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have a jumbo sausage to please

only if you share

would you share yours tho ?

yep Im a sharing kinda gal "

you can half of mine then

as long as i can nick a couple of your chips

they always taste better off someones elses plate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now thats just sizeist!!!!

I'll have my chips with a side of lard please! Oh and dont forget the diet !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Now thats just sizeist!!!!

I'll have my chips with a side of lard please! Oh and dont forget the diet !!!"

you gotta have diet

am a fat bugger, but at least me teeth aren't rotten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have a jumbo sausage to please

only if you share

would you share yours tho ?

yep Im a sharing kinda gal

you can half of mine then

as long as i can nick a couple of your chips

they always taste better off someones elses plate "

thats so true , its like the best kind of sandwich for me is when my dad asks if I want one I say no then pinch his , lovely

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"ah sod it, it's Friday, get the chip pan on "

BHM...i fancy them

fat feckers...i dont fancy them...

simples

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

deep fried mars bar for me please...

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ah sod it, it's Friday, get the chip pan on "

can i have cheese on mine?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ah sod it, it's Friday, get the chip pan on

can i have cheese on mine? "

careful

you never know who's following you round tesco's !

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral


"Now thats just sizeist!!!!

I'll have my chips with a side of lard please! Oh and dont forget the diet !!!"
now that's what we call a balanced diet. Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ah sod it, it's Friday, get the chip pan on

can i have cheese on mine?

careful

you never know who's following you round tesco's !"

everyone follows me round tesco, im so wide the whole shops behind me

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

can I have a lettuce leaf please, I'm on a diet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ah sod it, it's Friday, get the chip pan on "

As if you have ever turned the chip pan off lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ah sod it, it's Friday, get the chip pan on

As if you have ever turned the chip pan off lol."

you're welcome round anytime to play with the hot oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats BHM ? I have not a clue or did you make it up ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"whats BHM ? I have not a clue or did you make it up ?"

i think its big handsome man - av seen it banded about on here before

i am just waiting for LFB's to become popular (little fat buggers)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"whats BHM ? I have not a clue or did you make it up ?"

Big Hairy Mimsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ah sod it, it's Friday, get the chip pan on "

Please, do expand on your hypothesis for your...................................

Ooooh Chips! Yummy!

Can I have the used oil when your done with it - I'm need to grease up so I can slip into my skin-tight PVC pulling pants....

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

I'll have the rest prof for the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I have the used oil when your done with it - I'm need to grease up so I can slip into my skin-tight PVC pulling pants.... "

hahaha i genuinly did LOL at that, just had the image in my head of you jumping up and down trying to pull your strides up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ah sod it, it's Friday, get the chip pan on

Please, do expand on your hypothesis for your...................................

Ooooh Chips! Yummy!

Can I have the used oil when your done with it - I'm need to grease up so I can slip into my skin-tight PVC pulling pants.... "

and a fine figure you cut in them i'm sure

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"whats BHM ? I have not a clue or did you make it up ?

i think its big handsome man - av seen it banded about on here before

i am just waiting for LFB's to become popular (little fat buggers)"

think originally BHM was from bears on the gay scene, big hairy men, but got changed to handsome to be the male equivalent of bbw.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"whats BHM ? I have not a clue or did you make it up ?

i think its big handsome man - av seen it banded about on here before

i am just waiting for LFB's to become popular (little fat buggers)

think originally BHM was from bears on the gay scene, big hairy men, but got changed to handsome to be the male equivalent of bbw."

not sure jem

but 1 thing is for sure, i look mighty fine in this corset

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"whats BHM ? I have not a clue or did you make it up ?

i think its big handsome man - av seen it banded about on here before

i am just waiting for LFB's to become popular (little fat buggers)"
Well i need to ask fab site if i can have a page on here SO people like me can know what the letters stand for , lol xx BHM I know that now thanks to you xx

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"whats BHM ? I have not a clue or did you make it up ?

i think its big handsome man - av seen it banded about on here before

i am just waiting for LFB's to become popular (little fat buggers)

think originally BHM was from bears on the gay scene, big hairy men, but got changed to handsome to be the male equivalent of bbw.

not sure jem

but 1 thing is for sure, i look mighty fine in this corset "

i am in your neck of the woods for the next two days...

hope you sleep with one eye open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm let's see slim guy wi the personality and views of a muppet

Or larger guy with the personality and views of a saint?

NO contest larger guy everytime xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can I have a lettuce leaf please, I'm on a diet!! "

I'm back in England so I can eat again wi out being told off xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmm let's see slim guy wi the personality and views of a muppet

Or larger guy with the personality and views of a saint?

NO contest larger guy everytime xx"

You need the best of both worlds, Soapy!

A guy with the personality and views of a Saint who can take a hand up him like a Muppet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mmmm let's see slim guy wi the personality and views of a muppet

Or larger guy with the personality and views of a saint?

NO contest larger guy everytime xx

You need the best of both worlds, Soapy!

A guy with the personality and views of a Saint who can take a hand up him like a Muppet!"

Arrrh shucks I've been Sussed xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ah sod it, it's Friday, get the chip pan on

Please, do expand on your hypothesis for your...................................

Ooooh Chips! Yummy!

Can I have the used oil when your done with it - I'm need to grease up so I can slip into my skin-tight PVC pulling pants....

and a fine figure you cut in them i'm sure "

They would certainly "cut in" !

Seriously, me in PVC? Id look like a sausage makers first attempt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can I have a lettuce leaf please, I'm on a diet!! "

Deep fried lettuce leaves...

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Can I have mayo with my fries please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have mayo with my fries please "

course ya can, my petit piece of continental-ness

has shylock has his pound of flesh now ?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Can I have mayo with my fries please

course ya can, my petit piece of continental-ness

has shylock has his pound of flesh now ?"

Not yet not got the invoice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I have mayo with my fries please

course ya can, my petit piece of continental-ness

has shylock has his pound of flesh now ?

Not yet not got the invoice"

so it's supernoodles on toast for dinner for you then til you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooh know what I'm having for dinner now!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Can I have mayo with my fries please

course ya can, my petit piece of continental-ness

has shylock has his pound of flesh now ?

Not yet not got the invoice

so it's supernoodles on toast for dinner for you then til you do "

No it's one or the other, can't afford both

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"can I have a lettuce leaf please, I'm on a diet!!

I'm back in England so I can eat again wi out being told off xx"

ye think???

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Can someone bring me some pureed fruit or veg please. Ive had my jaw wired and ive been sat on my fat arse all day

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

chip buttie for me as well please

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