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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Women. You have a hole between your legs. Wow wee! Nothing special. Apart from it leaks blood sometimes and you piss out of it. And most women are short, chubby and gobby with a big attitude problem.

Men. So sad and desperate. So desperate that you have to constantly call all the women on here 'ladies' thinking that is going to get you a free pass into fannyland. All big beefheads with zero brain cells.

Gay men. Also sad and desperate. Desperate to hang around with straight men thinking it will make you look popular. Straight men HATE GAY MEN!!! And what's will all the arse pics? What does that say about your face?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/01/19 19:21:07]

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Women have 3 holes between their legs. They don't piss out the one they bleed from.

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a jolly nice bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who pissed on your chips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a goodbye thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh OP, how we've missed you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women. You have a hole between your legs. Wow wee! Nothing special. Apart from it leaks blood sometimes and you piss out of it. And most women are short, chubby and gobby with a big attitude problem.

Men. So sad and desperate. So desperate that you have to constantly call all the women on here 'ladies' thinking that is going to get you a free pass into fannyland. All big beefheads with zero brain cells.

Gay men. Also sad and desperate. Desperate to hang around with straight men thinking it will make you look popular. Straight men HATE GAY MEN!!! And what's will all the arse pics? What does that say about your face?"

I’m not short and chubby . Although I admit to being a bit gobby.

Also wondering if you did biology and sex education at school . Or did you skip those lessons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women. You have a hole between your legs. Wow wee! Nothing special. Apart from it leaks blood sometimes and you piss out of it. And most women are short, chubby and gobby with a big attitude problem.

Men. So sad and desperate. So desperate that you have to constantly call all the women on here 'ladies' thinking that is going to get you a free pass into fannyland. All big beefheads with zero brain cells.

Gay men. Also sad and desperate. Desperate to hang around with straight men thinking it will make you look popular. Straight men HATE GAY MEN!!! And what's will all the arse pics? What does that say about your face?"

Well aren’t you a right little ray of sunshine..!

Obvious troll is obvious...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spelling grr start again

Blood from vagina

Piss from urethra

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth


"Women have 3 holes between their legs. They don't piss out the one they bleed from.

V x"

Was worried I was weird then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Troll. Nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unlos in 5 4 3 2 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who pissed on your chips?"

It was me. I apologise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You said it. Mods.....do we have to be welcoming and inclusive to this post?

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

Site not working out how you'd hoped OP?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Women. You have a hole between your legs. Wow wee! Nothing special. Apart from it leaks blood sometimes and you piss out of it. And most women are short, chubby and gobby with a big attitude problem.

Men. So sad and desperate. So desperate that you have to constantly call all the women on here 'ladies' thinking that is going to get you a free pass into fannyland. All big beefheads with zero brain cells.

Gay men. Also sad and desperate. Desperate to hang around with straight men thinking it will make you look popular. Straight men HATE GAY MEN!!! And what's will all the arse pics? What does that say about your face?"

My hero.

I am indeed short and gobby. A bit fat too

Currently bleeding from my hole and not feeling special.

My chap never calls me a lady though

I'll deny him carnal pleasure from now on until he learns the error of his ways!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somebody is tired and emotional......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who pissed on your chips?

It was me. I apologise. "

Don't do it again.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

My derriere profile pic means I have the face of Brad Pitt actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who pissed on your chips?

It was me. I apologise.

Don't do it again. "

I am ashamed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women. You have a hole between your legs. Wow wee! Nothing special. Apart from it leaks blood sometimes and you piss out of it. And most women are short, chubby and gobby with a big attitude problem.

Men. So sad and desperate. So desperate that you have to constantly call all the women on here 'ladies' thinking that is going to get you a free pass into fannyland. All big beefheads with zero brain cells.

Gay men. Also sad and desperate. Desperate to hang around with straight men thinking it will make you look popular. Straight men HATE GAY MEN!!! And what's will all the arse pics? What does that say about your face?"

Some say he’s got a point

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham


"Women. You have a hole between your legs. Wow wee! Nothing special. Apart from it leaks blood sometimes and you piss out of it. And most women are short, chubby and gobby with a big attitude problem.

Men. So sad and desperate. So desperate that you have to constantly call all the women on here 'ladies' thinking that is going to get you a free pass into fannyland. All big beefheads with zero brain cells.

Gay men. Also sad and desperate. Desperate to hang around with straight men thinking it will make you look popular. Straight men HATE GAY MEN!!! And what's will all the arse pics? What does that say about your face?"
talking about holes

You sound like one big A ...hole yourself .

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Oh look, a hand grenade...

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By *exycouplesswingCouple
over a year ago

Tunbridge Wells

Wow... someone’s mummy didn’t make his porridge they way he likes it this morning!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I quite like your name OP. Do you often surprise with your slime?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women. You have a hole between your legs. Wow wee! Nothing special. Apart from it leaks blood sometimes and you piss out of it. And most women are short, chubby and gobby with a big attitude problem.

Men. So sad and desperate. So desperate that you have to constantly call all the women on here 'ladies' thinking that is going to get you a free pass into fannyland. All big beefheads with zero brain cells.

Gay men. Also sad and desperate. Desperate to hang around with straight men thinking it will make you look popular. Straight men HATE GAY MEN!!! And what's will all the arse pics? What does that say about your face?"

What about us couples? Don't leave us out of your wee bitch fit rant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bit weird how his profile says he's gay?

just an observation "

I'm guessing its a wind up

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Bad day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I've found my one true love. What you doing tonight? "You had me at Holes"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women. You have a hole between your legs. Wow wee! Nothing special. Apart from it leaks blood sometimes and you piss out of it. And most women are short, chubby and gobby with a big attitude problem.

Men. So sad and desperate. So desperate that you have to constantly call all the women on here 'ladies' thinking that is going to get you a free pass into fannyland. All big beefheads with zero brain cells.

Gay men. Also sad and desperate. Desperate to hang around with straight men thinking it will make you look popular. Straight men HATE GAY MEN!!! And what's will all the arse pics? What does that say about your face?"

Far from desperate girls line up to play with blake the snake and have a giggle at his owners cowboy hat

Maybe 1 day you will get sex of some kind but i fear its not this day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Damn I forgot to say that straight men are do dumb they constantly have to ask for a womans help to improve there profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn I forgot to say that straight men are do dumb they constantly have to ask for a womans help to improve there profile."
your welcome son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear another attention seeker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want to get something off your chest, op?

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You left out the white knights.. Get em!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear another attention seeker"

A bit unfair, what about bi and lesbians, please impart your knowledge budda x

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish

Aww bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sense his inbox is now filling up with potential meets now!

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Damn I forgot to say that straight men are do dumb they constantly have to ask for a womans help to improve there profile."

'Do dumb' / 'there profile'

Tut-tut Mr Slime ...shall we add bad grammar / spelling to the rant mix?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's no point in my offering a shag in this case.

C'mon boys, someone will have to step up to the plate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone got out of the wrong side of bed this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear another attention seeker

A bit unfair, what about bi and lesbians, please impart your knowledge budda x"

yea what about black people and transgendered people

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
over a year ago

Darlaston


"Women. You have a hole between your legs. Wow wee! Nothing special. Apart from it leaks blood sometimes and you piss out of it. And most women are short, chubby and gobby with a big attitude problem.

Men. So sad and desperate. So desperate that you have to constantly call all the women on here 'ladies' thinking that is going to get you a free pass into fannyland. All big beefheads with zero brain cells.

Gay men. Also sad and desperate. Desperate to hang around with straight men thinking it will make you look popular. Straight men HATE GAY MEN!!! And what's will all the arse pics? What does that say about your face?"

Is this some kind of joke as I don't get it oh yes I do your the fucking joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn I forgot to say that straight men are do dumb they constantly have to ask for a womans help to improve there profile."

Yeah, don’t forget them. Hey, what about entitiled couples ?!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Sorry ... not getting it ... what point is trying to be made?

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By *ee pandaWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

So u being a "gay" man does that make u sad and desperate then.

I am a short fat lady and yes i can be gobby when needed xx

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Your missing a few cliches in your rant OP, so you want to try again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear another attention seeker

A bit unfair, what about bi and lesbians, please impart your knowledge budda x

yea what about black people and transgendered people "

Didn't want to overload his tiny mind lol

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"Who pissed on your chips?"

Whoever it was it didn't come out of a growler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who pissed on your chips?

Whoever it was it didn't come out of a growler"

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Who pissed on your chips?

Whoever it was it didn't come out of a growler"

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who pissed on your chips?

Whoever it was it didn't come out of a growler"

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By *andm_69Couple
over a year ago

Stevenage


"Women. You have a hole between your legs. Wow wee! Nothing special. Apart from it leaks blood sometimes and you piss out of it. And most women are short, chubby and gobby with a big attitude problem.

Men. So sad and desperate. So desperate that you have to constantly call all the women on here 'ladies' thinking that is going to get you a free pass into fannyland. All big beefheads with zero brain cells.

Gay men. Also sad and desperate. Desperate to hang around with straight men thinking it will make you look popular. Straight men HATE GAY MEN!!! And what's will all the arse pics? What does that say about your face?"

Well your a big fluffy bundle of joy.

Any chance we could know who pissed on your parade today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh look, a hand grenade... "

Bang it in and run for cover.

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By *rtraymondo76Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham


"Is this a goodbye thread? "

We can but hope. But I fear not, there's probably more to come.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Ok I might save you from yourself

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

PS...no matter what the subject or how a post is worded , abuse towards a poster is still not allowed

If you are going to answer, do it within forum rules please

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