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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Yeah....so me and Andrew Lloyd Webber have gotten together and are planning to convert the goings on here into a top West End stage show complete with songs and dance.

We’re a bit hazy on the finer details (such as the triviality of a specific plot for instance) but are presently holding auditions right now nonetheless, so state here what part you’d like to play....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to be part of the chorus please, I'm good in groups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Widow Twankey lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to be the awkward one who sings one line and it’s super off key and sounds awful

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

I’ll happily direct, star or just blow on a trumpet

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Maybe you could re-work his "Cats" and call it "Pussies"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not that I'm an attention seeker or show off but PUT ME ON THE STAGE! Practised in many arts and master of none, I have enthusiasm and the mind of an overexcited child

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah....so me and Andrew Lloyd Webber have gotten together and are planning to convert the goings on here into a top West End stage show complete with songs and dance.

Female Lead: witty, good singer and charmingly cheesy x

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I myself have just taken the role of, ‘White Knight number 56’ - He’s a crafty bugger who’ll leap insincerely to any ladies wholly unneeded aid with the express motivation to wheedle his way into her bloomers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can sing and have awesome impressions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you’re looking for any orchestra I can play a mean pink oboe ...and there’s plenty that can blow their own trumpets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back end of the cow .. they DO have pantomime cows in Lloyd Webber musicals, yes?

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"...and there’s plenty that can blow their own trumpets "

When I was younger but now only after a lot of yoga & physio

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Will there be unicorns ?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Will there be unicorns ?"

Yes indeed, both in FAB terms and quite literally

You’re all hired so far and Andrew and I are thinking of including a subplot involving alien abduction and Brexit.

It’s sure to be awesome!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

So the Brexit part is about pulling out or staying in ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like being on stage, so I'll just be a groupie and shag all the stars.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"So the Brexit part is about pulling out or staying in ?"

Andrew and I have envisioned a West Side Story’esque scenario of the Brexiteers and Remainers (who are incidentally, all swingers in this case) engaging in a series of song and dance offs until that is, an impromptu alien invasion causes them to put aside their differences in order to fight for the greater cause.....and have lots of sex of course...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the main villain?

The short, ugly weirdo out to ruin the fun of all the hot men and women out looking for sex! Mwahahahaha.

I will write my own songs.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"Andrew and I have envisioned a West Side Story’esque scenario of the Brexiteers and Remainers (who are incidentally, all swingers in this case) engaging in a series of song and dance offs until that is, an impromptu alien invasion causes them to put aside their differences in order to fight for the greater cause.....and have lots of sex of course..."

Put me down for tickets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The bad guy. Can I audition for the bad guy? I’ll play it in the style of Steve Martin from little shop.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Can I be the main villain?

The short, ugly weirdo out to ruin the fun of all the hot men and women out looking for sex! Mwahahahaha.

I will write my own songs.

Apparently none other than Robbie Williams has shown an interest in this role to and is stamping his foot to get the part. He said he’ll happily steal your songs however and then say that he co-wrote them....

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Put me down for tickets. "

It’s sure to be a big seller

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Just a thought but could the impromptu alien invaders join in with the sex scenes for an intergallacic orgy as the show's climax ?

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

"It’s sure to be a big seller

SRO

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Just a thought but could the impromptu alien invaders join in with the sex scenes for an intergallacic orgy as the show's climax ?"

Now that’s a brilliant idea! Intergalactic peace procured through the medium of sexual intercourse....I like it!

I bet George Lucas will be kicking himself for not thinking of this joyous outcome in Star Wars to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So the Brexit part is about pulling out or staying in ?"

That is where the UK cast bend over for a farewell bow, while random Eurotrash take turns to buttfuck them.

I can definitely help out with ..erm.. 'props' (rummaging deep into the toybox).

Also handy with visual fx & F.O.H. tech.

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By *ambsguynextdoorMan
over a year ago

Ely

"So the Brexit part is about pulling out or staying in ?

Please tell us the main song will be 'I want to live in a swingers club'

It would also be easy to rip off 90% of Avenue Q without much rewriting and a rewrite version of Memories from Cat's will cover the part thats forgotten who they messaged what...

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Old Deuteronomy here

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By *rtraymondo76Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"So the Brexit part is about pulling out or staying in ?

That is where the UK cast bend over for a farewell bow, while random Eurotrash take turns to buttfuck them.

I can definitely help out with ..erm.. 'props' (rummaging deep into the toybox).

Also handy with visual fx & F.O.H. tech. "

Sounds like just the thing for The Playhouse.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Mammaries,

all exposed in the boob thread,

Just a chin from the girls head,

Is that all we can see.

If you scroll down

You may see what happens down there..

Start a new thread,

Show us your bum

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By *utie91Woman
over a year ago

Hitchin

I’m in up for most roles... leading actress or chorus...

Also a musician if you need people for the pit

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By *rs Myvanwy Scarlet-BlackTV/TS
over a year ago

Darlaston

A lonely girl in the shop window waiting for the one

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Yeah....so me and Andrew Lloyd Webber have gotten together and are planning to convert the goings on here into a top West End stage show complete with songs and dance.

Happy to be Statler just need a waldorf

So we can sit in a box and be grumpy old men complaining.

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

I'll do the admin....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be one of the ugly sisters?

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By *ambsguynextdoorMan
over a year ago

Ely

"I’m in up for most roles... leading actress or chorus...

Also a musician if you need people for the pit

Everyone knows the musicians have the most fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to appear as the daily "Squirting;hot or not?" Forum thread.

Hope the lighting is low voltage.....

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