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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

An idle lunchtime musing.

It’s quite frequent to hear the phrase ‘Bend when wet’ to describe women in particular who’s normally heterosexual sexuality becomes more fluid when turned on the right setting.

I was wondering what other metaphors are used or could be used to describe the potential fluidity of sexuality for individuals of any sexual persuasion.

This is just for fun, let’s keep it lighthearted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gay in play?

Annnnd .. blimey I’ve had to think long and hard about posting this as you know how people might take offence to certain derogatory terms and all that .. but it’s just said in context of the thread, peeps!

A poof for foof?

You know where a chap might touch willies or something like that on the promise of getting his wet in the Mrs of a bisexual fella?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Escapism eroticism?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gay in play?

Annnnd .. blimey I’ve had to think long and hard about posting this as you know how people might take offence to certain derogatory terms and all that .. but it’s just said in context of the thread, peeps!

A poof for foof?

You know where a chap might touch willies or something like that on the promise of getting his wet in the Mrs of a bisexual fella? "

- Dan you are funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Escapism eroticism?

"

An erotic escapadoligist - I think I might add that to my profile.

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By *ooliganMan
over a year ago

Preston

"Fab Straight"?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'm OLOM....open legs, open mind ...Ha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An underwear fetishist could be a knicker licker.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm OLOM....open legs, open mind ...Ha x"

Now there’s a thought to conjure with.

Legs and the mind are like a parachute they work best when open

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"An underwear fetishist could be a knicker licker."

And if your partner manages to cum so hard you hit the window and you like clean up duties you can be a Window Licker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


""Fab Straight"?"

That is the French horn - bendy when blown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck for a fuck...damn!!...its them.."im bi" fabbystaightytypeguys ...AGAIN!!..

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I'm tempered steel straight - no bending when wet!

I know this because I was hit on by a six foot ayrian female adonis in a pool and still did not waver!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Suck for a fuck...damn!!...its them.."im bi" fabbystaightytypeguys ...AGAIN!!.. "

An SFAF for short

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm tempered steel straight - no bending when wet!

I know this because I was hit on by a six foot ayrian female adonis in a pool and still did not waver! "

Tempered steel is too cold for you unless it’s just out of the furnace but that wouldn’t work as you can bend it then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Suck for a fuck...damn!!...its them.."im bi" fabbystaightytypeguys ...AGAIN!!..

An SFAF for short "

Thats the one!!..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An underwear fetishist could be a knicker licker.

And if your partner manages to cum so hard you hit the window and you like clean up duties you can be a Window Licker"

Im already a certified window licker.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I'm tempered steel straight - no bending when wet!

I know this because I was hit on by a six foot ayrian female adonis in a pool and still did not waver! "

Send her my way x

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Spaghetti sexuality ? I'd of shagged Marti Caine anyday

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

That is the French horn - bendy when blown"

A French horn is always bendy, not just when it's blown.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A Kazoo is straight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm OLOM....open legs, open mind ...Ha x"

Haha. That was good xx

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I'm tempered steel straight - no bending when wet!

I know this because I was hit on by a six foot ayrian female adonis in a pool and still did not waver!

Tempered steel is too cold for you unless it’s just out of the furnace but that wouldn’t work as you can bend it then"

It can be still hot enough to go 'Tsss!' without bending!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I'm tempered steel straight - no bending when wet!

I know this because I was hit on by a six foot ayrian female adonis in a pool and still did not waver!

Send her my way x"

She was amazing, very bronzed and statuesque and toned like a young man, just with perfect firm boobs and some tackle missing lol! Swedish I think, very strong accent...she tried to seduce me by waxing lyrical over my swimming technique lol!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I used to call myself try-sexual because I wanted to try everything

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm tempered steel straight - no bending when wet!

I know this because I was hit on by a six foot ayrian female adonis in a pool and still did not waver!

Send her my way x"

Minx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to call myself try-sexual because I wanted to try everything "

Oh yeah I remember that.. I know the feeling

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

That is the French horn - bendy when blown

A French horn is always bendy, not just when it's blown. "

I know - poetic licence

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A Kazoo is straight."

Nah selfishly orally bi - it's straight but you can blow it

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"An underwear fetishist could be a knicker licker.

And if your partner manages to cum so hard you hit the window and you like clean up duties you can be a Window Licker"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spaghetti sexuality ? I'd of shagged Marti Caine anyday "

In a chocolate factory - now there's an image to conjure with.... Willy Wanker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"An underwear fetishist could be a knicker licker.

And if your partner manages to cum so hard you hit the window and you like clean up duties you can be a Window Licker

"

The joke that keeps giving

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By *r n Mrs F xCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Pansexual? I'll have anything if it looks good at the time..

Yeah yeah im joking ok.. maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gay in play?

Annnnd .. blimey I’ve had to think long and hard about posting this as you know how people might take offence to certain derogatory terms and all that .. but it’s just said in context of the thread, peeps!

A poof for foof?

You know where a chap might touch willies or something like that on the promise of getting his wet in the Mrs of a bisexual fella? "

P4F sounds sooooo much better than Fab straight!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"A Kazoo is straight.

Nah selfishly orally bi - it's straight but you can blow it"

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An idle lunchtime musing.

It’s quite frequent to hear the phrase ‘Bend when wet’ to describe women in particular who’s normally heterosexual sexuality becomes more fluid when turned on the right setting.

I was wondering what other metaphors are used or could be used to describe the potential fluidity of sexuality for individuals of any sexual persuasion.

This is just for fun, let’s keep it lighthearted"

Is it, where? A phrase I have ever heard even close to in any environment or setting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pansexual? I'll have anything if it looks good at the time..

Yeah yeah im joking ok.. maybe? "

Shamooonesistafocker

Ooh yep I have to be careful with beer goggles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"An idle lunchtime musing.

It’s quite frequent to hear the phrase ‘Bend when wet’ to describe women in particular who’s normally heterosexual sexuality becomes more fluid when turned on the right setting.

I was wondering what other metaphors are used or could be used to describe the potential fluidity of sexuality for individuals of any sexual persuasion.

This is just for fun, let’s keep it lighthearted

Is it, where? A phrase I have ever heard even close to in any environment or setting. "

It has been used on here quite frequently. Sadly I don’t have the references.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I moved to Brighton. I didn’t stand a chance.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I moved to Brighton. I didn’t stand a chance. "

Brighton rock. Straight but great to suck

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"I moved to Brighton. I didn’t stand a chance.

Brighton rock. Straight but great to suck"
haha

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