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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

And no more good morning comments ffs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"And no more good morning comments ffs "

Haha! Good morning Mistress x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And no more good morning comments ffs

Haha! Good morning Mistress x"

Good....feck I'll resist..hello sami x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"And no more good morning comments ffs

Haha! Good morning Mistress x

Good....feck I'll resist..hello sami x"

How's you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And no more good morning comments ffs

Haha! Good morning Mistress x

Good....feck I'll resist..hello sami x

How's you? "

Sat waiting outside dentist for daughter...fecking burning diesel as it's freezing

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"And no more good morning comments ffs

Haha! Good morning Mistress x

Good....feck I'll resist..hello sami x

How's you?

Sat waiting outside dentist for daughter...fecking burning diesel as it's freezing "

Ooh bless her How's your car, are you please with it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And no more good morning comments ffs

Haha! Good morning Mistress x

Good....feck I'll resist..hello sami x

How's you?

Sat waiting outside dentist for daughter...fecking burning diesel as it's freezing

Ooh bless her How's your car, are you please with it? "

Yeah I'm over the moon with it ...but it's only economical on long journeys..unlike my little red car

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"And no more good morning comments ffs

Haha! Good morning Mistress x

Good....feck I'll resist..hello sami x

How's you?

Sat waiting outside dentist for daughter...fecking burning diesel as it's freezing

Ooh bless her How's your car, are you please with it?

Yeah I'm over the moon with it ...but it's only economical on long journeys..unlike my little red car "

Yes, you do find that, but at least you're enjoying it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And no more good morning comments ffs

Haha! Good morning Mistress x

Good....feck I'll resist..hello sami x

How's you?

Sat waiting outside dentist for daughter...fecking burning diesel as it's freezing

Ooh bless her How's your car, are you please with it?

Yeah I'm over the moon with it ...but it's only economical on long journeys..unlike my little red car

Yes, you do find that, but at least you're enjoying it "

Oh yes a lot more comfort and you can fit a mattress in the back

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"And no more good morning comments ffs

Haha! Good morning Mistress x

Good....feck I'll resist..hello sami x

How's you?

Sat waiting outside dentist for daughter...fecking burning diesel as it's freezing

Ooh bless her How's your car, are you please with it?

Yeah I'm over the moon with it ...but it's only economical on long journeys..unlike my little red car

Yes, you do find that, but at least you're enjoying it

Oh yes a lot more comfort and you can fit a mattress in the back"

Well that's the main thing, that way you can have a kip on a long journey

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"And no more good morning comments ffs

Haha! Good morning Mistress x

Good....feck I'll resist..hello sami x

How's you?

Sat waiting outside dentist for daughter...fecking burning diesel as it's freezing

Ooh bless her How's your car, are you please with it?

Yeah I'm over the moon with it ...but it's only economical on long journeys..unlike my little red car

Yes, you do find that, but at least you're enjoying it

Oh yes a lot more comfort and you can fit a mattress in the back

Well that's the main thing, that way you can have a kip on a long journey "

and to rest her bones after going arse over tit on the ice

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"And no more good morning comments ffs

Haha! Good morning Mistress x

Good....feck I'll resist..hello sami x

How's you?

Sat waiting outside dentist for daughter...fecking burning diesel as it's freezing

Ooh bless her How's your car, are you please with it?

Yeah I'm over the moon with it ...but it's only economical on long journeys..unlike my little red car

Yes, you do find that, but at least you're enjoying it

Oh yes a lot more comfort and you can fit a mattress in the back

Well that's the main thing, that way you can have a kip on a long journey and to rest her bones after going arse over tit on the ice "

You are very naughty, Voddy

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"And no more good morning comments ffs

Haha! Good morning Mistress x

Good....feck I'll resist..hello sami x

How's you?

Sat waiting outside dentist for daughter...fecking burning diesel as it's freezing

Ooh bless her How's your car, are you please with it?

Yeah I'm over the moon with it ...but it's only economical on long journeys..unlike my little red car

Yes, you do find that, but at least you're enjoying it

Oh yes a lot more comfort and you can fit a mattress in the back

Well that's the main thing, that way you can have a kip on a long journey and to rest her bones after going arse over tit on the ice

You are very naughty, Voddy "

you thought it aswell

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"And no more good morning comments ffs

Haha! Good morning Mistress x

Good....feck I'll resist..hello sami x

How's you?

Sat waiting outside dentist for daughter...fecking burning diesel as it's freezing

Ooh bless her How's your car, are you please with it?

Yeah I'm over the moon with it ...but it's only economical on long journeys..unlike my little red car

Yes, you do find that, but at least you're enjoying it

Oh yes a lot more comfort and you can fit a mattress in the back

Well that's the main thing, that way you can have a kip on a long journey and to rest her bones after going arse over tit on the ice

You are very naughty, Voddy you thought it aswell "

I must start watching that program

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Evening Samiss.

How are you tonight?

I.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Samiss.

How are you tonight?

I."

Evening Iain, not too bad, how's things with you now?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Evening Samiss.

How are you tonight?

I.

Evening Iain, not too bad, how's things with you now? "

Ok. Planned Meets last week didn't go ahead for varied reasons.

Planned exploratory Surgery for this coming Friday has been postponed till unknown date.

Good start to the year! ?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Samiss.

How are you tonight?

I.

Evening Iain, not too bad, how's things with you now?

Ok. Planned Meets last week didn't go ahead for varied reasons.

Planned exploratory Surgery for this coming Friday has been postponed till unknown date.

Good start to the year! ?"

Tut...not good..

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Evening Samiss.

How are you tonight?

I.

Evening Iain, not too bad, how's things with you now?

Ok. Planned Meets last week didn't go ahead for varied reasons.

Planned exploratory Surgery for this coming Friday has been postponed till unknown date.

Good start to the year! ?

Tut...not good.. "

These things happen! Our local hospital is normally excellent, so it's had to be something major to postpone the OP!

Only 50 weeks to catch up!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Samiss.

How are you tonight?

I.

Evening Iain, not too bad, how's things with you now?

Ok. Planned Meets last week didn't go ahead for varied reasons.

Planned exploratory Surgery for this coming Friday has been postponed till unknown date.

Good start to the year! ?

Tut...not good..

These things happen! Our local hospital is normally excellent, so it's had to be something major to postpone the OP!

Only 50 weeks to catch up! "

They do their best with the resources they have

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Evening Samiss.

How are you tonight?

I.

Evening Iain, not too bad, how's things with you now?

Ok. Planned Meets last week didn't go ahead for varied reasons.

Planned exploratory Surgery for this coming Friday has been postponed till unknown date.

Good start to the year! ?

Tut...not good..

These things happen! Our local hospital is normally excellent, so it's had to be something major to postpone the OP!

Only 50 weeks to catch up!

They do their best with the resources they have "

Actually, this area's affluence reflects into hospital; it lacks nothing. It's a good, well run Trust. But it suffers from 'Health Tourism, ie, ppl come here from other regions as they will get faster diagnosis, treatment & referrals here than at home in say, 20-50 miles away.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Samiss.

How are you tonight?

I.

Evening Iain, not too bad, how's things with you now?

Ok. Planned Meets last week didn't go ahead for varied reasons.

Planned exploratory Surgery for this coming Friday has been postponed till unknown date.

Good start to the year! ?

Tut...not good..

These things happen! Our local hospital is normally excellent, so it's had to be something major to postpone the OP!

Only 50 weeks to catch up!

They do their best with the resources they have

Actually, this area's affluence reflects into hospital; it lacks nothing. It's a good, well run Trust. But it suffers from 'Health Tourism, ie, ppl come here from other regions as they will get faster diagnosis, treatment & referrals here than at home in say, 20-50 miles away."

That shouldn't be allowed.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Evening Samiss.

How are you tonight?

I.

Evening Iain, not too bad, how's things with you now?

Ok. Planned Meets last week didn't go ahead for varied reasons.

Planned exploratory Surgery for this coming Friday has been postponed till unknown date.

Good start to the year! ?

Tut...not good..

These things happen! Our local hospital is normally excellent, so it's had to be something major to postpone the OP!

Only 50 weeks to catch up!

They do their best with the resources they have

Actually, this area's affluence reflects into hospital; it lacks nothing. It's a good, well run Trust. But it suffers from 'Health Tourism, ie, ppl come here from other regions as they will get faster diagnosis, treatment & referrals here than at home in say, 20-50 miles away.

That shouldn't be allowed."

I know. Authorities are clamping down on it. But despite that, I can still get same morning appointments at GP; Blood and samples for testing yield results in 36-48 hrs; hospital referrals occur within 14 days of GP's request! They're on the ball here!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening Samiss.

How are you tonight?

I.

Evening Iain, not too bad, how's things with you now?

Ok. Planned Meets last week didn't go ahead for varied reasons.

Planned exploratory Surgery for this coming Friday has been postponed till unknown date.

Good start to the year! ?

Tut...not good..

These things happen! Our local hospital is normally excellent, so it's had to be something major to postpone the OP!

Only 50 weeks to catch up!

They do their best with the resources they have

Actually, this area's affluence reflects into hospital; it lacks nothing. It's a good, well run Trust. But it suffers from 'Health Tourism, ie, ppl come here from other regions as they will get faster diagnosis, treatment & referrals here than at home in say, 20-50 miles away.

That shouldn't be allowed."

patient choice daughter has been offered 2 different hospitals for a op one a bit further away has a 3 week wait local one is 4 months you can guess what one she is having

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Samiss.

How are you tonight?

I.

Evening Iain, not too bad, how's things with you now?

Ok. Planned Meets last week didn't go ahead for varied reasons.

Planned exploratory Surgery for this coming Friday has been postponed till unknown date.

Good start to the year! ?

Tut...not good..

These things happen! Our local hospital is normally excellent, so it's had to be something major to postpone the OP!

Only 50 weeks to catch up!

They do their best with the resources they have

Actually, this area's affluence reflects into hospital; it lacks nothing. It's a good, well run Trust. But it suffers from 'Health Tourism, ie, ppl come here from other regions as they will get faster diagnosis, treatment & referrals here than at home in say, 20-50 miles away.

That shouldn't be allowed.patient choice daughter has been offered 2 different hospitals for a op one a bit further away has a 3 week wait local one is 4 months you can guess what one she is having"

That makes sense Voddy, didn't think of it that way

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Bargain alert for mistress nappies 89p in tesco

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Samiss.

How are you tonight?

I.

Evening Iain, not too bad, how's things with you now?

Ok. Planned Meets last week didn't go ahead for varied reasons.

Planned exploratory Surgery for this coming Friday has been postponed till unknown date.

Good start to the year! ?

Tut...not good..

These things happen! Our local hospital is normally excellent, so it's had to be something major to postpone the OP!

Only 50 weeks to catch up!

They do their best with the resources they have

Actually, this area's affluence reflects into hospital; it lacks nothing. It's a good, well run Trust. But it suffers from 'Health Tourism, ie, ppl come here from other regions as they will get faster diagnosis, treatment & referrals here than at home in say, 20-50 miles away.

That shouldn't be allowed.

I know. Authorities are clamping down on it. But despite that, I can still get same morning appointments at GP; Blood and samples for testing yield results in 36-48 hrs; hospital referrals occur within 14 days of GP's request! They're on the ball here!"

Surely when you mention the "14 days" that is the fast track rule mainly for suspected cancer patients?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Samiss.

How are you tonight?

I.

Evening Iain, not too bad, how's things with you now?

Ok. Planned Meets last week didn't go ahead for varied reasons.

Planned exploratory Surgery for this coming Friday has been postponed till unknown date.

Good start to the year! ?

Tut...not good..

These things happen! Our local hospital is normally excellent, so it's had to be something major to postpone the OP!

Only 50 weeks to catch up!

They do their best with the resources they have

Actually, this area's affluence reflects into hospital; it lacks nothing. It's a good, well run Trust. But it suffers from 'Health Tourism, ie, ppl come here from other regions as they will get faster diagnosis, treatment & referrals here than at home in say, 20-50 miles away.

That shouldn't be allowed.patient choice daughter has been offered 2 different hospitals for a op one a bit further away has a 3 week wait local one is 4 months you can guess what one she is having"

How far away is it _oddy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bargain alert for mistress nappies 89p in tesco"

I'm way past them...and hopefully a long way off needing them again

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Morning all

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening Samiss.

How are you tonight?

I.

Evening Iain, not too bad, how's things with you now?

Ok. Planned Meets last week didn't go ahead for varied reasons.

Planned exploratory Surgery for this coming Friday has been postponed till unknown date.

Good start to the year! ?

Tut...not good..

These things happen! Our local hospital is normally excellent, so it's had to be something major to postpone the OP!

Only 50 weeks to catch up!

They do their best with the resources they have

Actually, this area's affluence reflects into hospital; it lacks nothing. It's a good, well run Trust. But it suffers from 'Health Tourism, ie, ppl come here from other regions as they will get faster diagnosis, treatment & referrals here than at home in say, 20-50 miles away.

That shouldn't be allowed.patient choice daughter has been offered 2 different hospitals for a op one a bit further away has a 3 week wait local one is 4 months you can guess what one she is having

How far away is it _oddy?"

10 mins on the right train 30 if it's the stopper

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Wonders where everyone is hiding

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wonders where everyone is hiding "

Not hiding _oddy...just life taking up my time

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Afternoon all

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Wonders where everyone is hiding

Not hiding _oddy...just life taking up my time "

phew thought sami had ya under the patio

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Afternoon all "
oh there you are berts not happy with you

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Afternoon all oh there you are berts not happy with you"

Oh dear..can I tempt him with some nice treats.Molly says she will share hers with him

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Afternoon all oh there you are berts not happy with you

Oh dear..can I tempt him with some nice treats.Molly says she will share hers with him "

you wouldn't let him in when he was knocking ur doorso he has left molly a present by the shed

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Afternoon all oh there you are berts not happy with you

Oh dear..can I tempt him with some nice treats.Molly says she will share hers with him you wouldn't let him in when he was knocking ur doorso he has left molly a present by the shed"

Oh bless him, we must have been asleep, hope it's a nice present... I'll check in the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat says good evening

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"My cat says good evening "

Miss Molly says good evening back to your cat

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello folks

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello folks "

Hello lovely Eenie, how's things with you now.. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello folks

Hello lovely Eenie, how's things with you now.. x"

Still rocky, hard and horrible, but I'm setting my stall out to kick 2019's arse. Not sure how successful it will be but Im going to try

How are you lovely lady? x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello folks

Hello lovely Eenie, how's things with you now.. x

Still rocky, hard and horrible, but I'm setting my stall out to kick 2019's arse. Not sure how successful it will be but Im going to try

How are you lovely lady? x"

Bless you, still very early days for you...Yes we are very well, thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello folks

Hello lovely Eenie, how's things with you now.. x

Still rocky, hard and horrible, but I'm setting my stall out to kick 2019's arse. Not sure how successful it will be but Im going to try

How are you lovely lady? x

Bless you, still very early days for you...Yes we are very well, thank you x"

I'm juggling about 4 buckets of pooh at the moment, so it's testing to say the least X

Glad you're both well

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello folks

Hello lovely Eenie, how's things with you now.. x

Still rocky, hard and horrible, but I'm setting my stall out to kick 2019's arse. Not sure how successful it will be but Im going to try

How are you lovely lady? x

Bless you, still very early days for you...Yes we are very well, thank you x

I'm juggling about 4 buckets of pooh at the moment, so it's testing to say the least X

Glad you're both well "

Aah you'll get there my lovely.xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello folks

Hello lovely Eenie, how's things with you now.. x

Still rocky, hard and horrible, but I'm setting my stall out to kick 2019's arse. Not sure how successful it will be but Im going to try

How are you lovely lady? x

Bless you, still very early days for you...Yes we are very well, thank you x

I'm juggling about 4 buckets of pooh at the moment, so it's testing to say the least X

Glad you're both well

Aah you'll get there my lovely.xx"

I either will or I won't, but hopefully I won't die trying

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello folks

Hello lovely Eenie, how's things with you now.. x

Still rocky, hard and horrible, but I'm setting my stall out to kick 2019's arse. Not sure how successful it will be but Im going to try

How are you lovely lady? x

Bless you, still very early days for you...Yes we are very well, thank you x

I'm juggling about 4 buckets of pooh at the moment, so it's testing to say the least X

Glad you're both well

Aah you'll get there my lovely.xx

I either will or I won't, but hopefully I won't die trying "

You will.. xx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Still thinking sami is up to no good what with having a digger in her back garden her hubby ain't been seen for days nor has mistress where is jack when he's needed

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Still thinking sami is up to no good what with having a digger in her back garden her hubby ain't been seen for days nor has mistress where is jack when he's needed"

Hmmm.... really its a new patio..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still thinking sami is up to no good what with having a digger in her back garden her hubby ain't been seen for days nor has mistress where is jack when he's needed"

I've just got out _oddy...some fecker must have got my password the other day ffs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Still thinking sami is up to no good what with having a digger in her back garden her hubby ain't been seen for days nor has mistress where is jack when he's needed

I've just got out _oddy...some fecker must have got my password the other day ffs "

Thank God you've turned up Mistress thought Voddy was going to call the rozzers on me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still thinking sami is up to no good what with having a digger in her back garden her hubby ain't been seen for days nor has mistress where is jack when he's needed

I've just got out _oddy...some fecker must have got my password the other day ffs

Thank God you've turned up Mistress thought Voddy was going to call the rozzers on me!"

I need a shower ...that clay is minging

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Still thinking sami is up to no good what with having a digger in her back garden her hubby ain't been seen for days nor has mistress where is jack when he's needed

I've just got out _oddy...some fecker must have got my password the other day ffs

Thank God you've turned up Mistress thought Voddy was going to call the rozzers on me!

I need a shower ...that clay is minging "

What am I going to put in this hole now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still thinking sami is up to no good what with having a digger in her back garden her hubby ain't been seen for days nor has mistress where is jack when he's needed

I've just got out _oddy...some fecker must have got my password the other day ffs

Thank God you've turned up Mistress thought Voddy was going to call the rozzers on me!

I need a shower ...that clay is minging

What am I going to put in this hole now? "

Dunno but don't fill the fecker in yet...I can't find my fecking wig

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Still thinking sami is up to no good what with having a digger in her back garden her hubby ain't been seen for days nor has mistress where is jack when he's needed

I've just got out _oddy...some fecker must have got my password the other day ffs

Thank God you've turned up Mistress thought Voddy was going to call the rozzers on me!

I need a shower ...that clay is minging

What am I going to put in this hole now?

Dunno but don't fill the fecker in yet...I can't find my fecking wig "

And I thought Molly had died her hair....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still thinking sami is up to no good what with having a digger in her back garden her hubby ain't been seen for days nor has mistress where is jack when he's needed

I've just got out _oddy...some fecker must have got my password the other day ffs

Thank God you've turned up Mistress thought Voddy was going to call the rozzers on me!

I need a shower ...that clay is minging

What am I going to put in this hole now?

Dunno but don't fill the fecker in yet...I can't find my fecking wig

And I thought Molly had died her hair.... "

Got to get off now...catch ya later x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Still thinking sami is up to no good what with having a digger in her back garden her hubby ain't been seen for days nor has mistress where is jack when he's needed

I've just got out _oddy...some fecker must have got my password the other day ffs

Thank God you've turned up Mistress thought Voddy was going to call the rozzers on me!

I need a shower ...that clay is minging

What am I going to put in this hole now?

Dunno but don't fill the fecker in yet...I can't find my fecking wig

And I thought Molly had died her hair....

Got to get off now...catch ya later x"

Catcha later, lovely xx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Still thinking sami is up to no good what with having a digger in her back garden her hubby ain't been seen for days nor has mistress where is jack when he's needed

I've just got out _oddy...some fecker must have got my password the other day ffs

Thank God you've turned up Mistress thought Voddy was going to call the rozzers on me!

I need a shower ...that clay is minging

What am I going to put in this hole now? "

well I could name a few

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Still thinking sami is up to no good what with having a digger in her back garden her hubby ain't been seen for days nor has mistress where is jack when he's needed

I've just got out _oddy...some fecker must have got my password the other day ffs

Thank God you've turned up Mistress thought Voddy was going to call the rozzers on me!

I need a shower ...that clay is minging

What am I going to put in this hole now? well I could name a few "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What a fecking day...but I'm relaxed now

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"What a fecking day...but I'm relaxed now "

Wot you bin up to?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a fecking day...but I'm relaxed now

Wot you bin up to? "

It's just been one of them days where you think it will never end...then wham it's calmed down..so I'm sat with a latte before running a bath to get ready for tonight

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"What a fecking day...but I'm relaxed now

Wot you bin up to?

It's just been one of them days where you think it will never end...then wham it's calmed down..so I'm sat with a latte before running a bath to get ready for tonight "

Glad it's calmed down now you got a date?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a fecking day...but I'm relaxed now

Wot you bin up to?

It's just been one of them days where you think it will never end...then wham it's calmed down..so I'm sat with a latte before running a bath to get ready for tonight

Glad it's calmed down now you got a date? "

It all depends on who turns up...I don't just feck anyone

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"What a fecking day...but I'm relaxed now

Wot you bin up to?

It's just been one of them days where you think it will never end...then wham it's calmed down..so I'm sat with a latte before running a bath to get ready for tonight

Glad it's calmed down now you got a date?

It all depends on who turns up...I don't just feck anyone "

Quite right, it pays to be choosy . Hope you enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a fecking day...but I'm relaxed now

Wot you bin up to?

It's just been one of them days where you think it will never end...then wham it's calmed down..so I'm sat with a latte before running a bath to get ready for tonight

Glad it's calmed down now you got a date?

It all depends on who turns up...I don't just feck anyone

Quite right, it pays to be choosy . Hope you enjoy "

Me too...how's you and Mr?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"What a fecking day...but I'm relaxed now

Wot you bin up to?

It's just been one of them days where you think it will never end...then wham it's calmed down..so I'm sat with a latte before running a bath to get ready for tonight

Glad it's calmed down now you got a date?

It all depends on who turns up...I don't just feck anyone

Quite right, it pays to be choosy . Hope you enjoy

Me too...how's you and Mr?"

Yes we are well thank you. All's pretty quiet after Christmas, thank goodness.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"What a fecking day...but I'm relaxed now

Wot you bin up to?

It's just been one of them days where you think it will never end...then wham it's calmed down..so I'm sat with a latte before running a bath to get ready for tonight

Glad it's calmed down now you got a date?

It all depends on who turns up...I don't just feck anyone

Quite right, it pays to be choosy . Hope you enjoy

Me too...how's you and Mr?

Yes we are well thank you. All's pretty quiet after Christmas, thank goodness. "

he's only being quiet cos of that fecking big hole in the patio

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"What a fecking day...but I'm relaxed now

Wot you bin up to?

It's just been one of them days where you think it will never end...then wham it's calmed down..so I'm sat with a latte before running a bath to get ready for tonight

Glad it's calmed down now you got a date?

It all depends on who turns up...I don't just feck anyone

Quite right, it pays to be choosy . Hope you enjoy

Me too...how's you and Mr?

Yes we are well thank you. All's pretty quiet after Christmas, thank goodness. he's only being quiet cos of that fecking big hole in the patio "

Haha, bless him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a fecking day...but I'm relaxed now

Wot you bin up to?

It's just been one of them days where you think it will never end...then wham it's calmed down..so I'm sat with a latte before running a bath to get ready for tonight

Glad it's calmed down now you got a date?

It all depends on who turns up...I don't just feck anyone

Quite right, it pays to be choosy . Hope you enjoy

Me too...how's you and Mr?

Yes we are well thank you. All's pretty quiet after Christmas, thank goodness. "

Oh yes I'm glad that fecker over...now looking forward to the summer coming

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a fecking day...but I'm relaxed now

Wot you bin up to?

It's just been one of them days where you think it will never end...then wham it's calmed down..so I'm sat with a latte before running a bath to get ready for tonight

Glad it's calmed down now you got a date?

It all depends on who turns up...I don't just feck anyone

Quite right, it pays to be choosy . Hope you enjoy

Me too...how's you and Mr?

Yes we are well thank you. All's pretty quiet after Christmas, thank goodness. he's only being quiet cos of that fecking big hole in the patio "

I'm only little...she must have ad the spade out again

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"What a fecking day...but I'm relaxed now

Wot you bin up to?

It's just been one of them days where you think it will never end...then wham it's calmed down..so I'm sat with a latte before running a bath to get ready for tonight

Glad it's calmed down now you got a date?

It all depends on who turns up...I don't just feck anyone

Quite right, it pays to be choosy . Hope you enjoy

Me too...how's you and Mr?

Yes we are well thank you. All's pretty quiet after Christmas, thank goodness.

Oh yes I'm glad that fecker over...now looking forward to the summer coming "

Yes me too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a fecking day...but I'm relaxed now

Wot you bin up to?

It's just been one of them days where you think it will never end...then wham it's calmed down..so I'm sat with a latte before running a bath to get ready for tonight

Glad it's calmed down now you got a date?

It all depends on who turns up...I don't just feck anyone

Quite right, it pays to be choosy . Hope you enjoy

Me too...how's you and Mr?

Yes we are well thank you. All's pretty quiet after Christmas, thank goodness.

Oh yes I'm glad that fecker over...now looking forward to the summer coming

Yes me too! "

Do you fancy Tenerife next one?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"What a fecking day...but I'm relaxed now

Wot you bin up to?

It's just been one of them days where you think it will never end...then wham it's calmed down..so I'm sat with a latte before running a bath to get ready for tonight

Glad it's calmed down now you got a date?

It all depends on who turns up...I don't just feck anyone

Quite right, it pays to be choosy . Hope you enjoy

Me too...how's you and Mr?

Yes we are well thank you. All's pretty quiet after Christmas, thank goodness.

Oh yes I'm glad that fecker over...now looking forward to the summer coming

Yes me too!

Do you fancy Tenerife next one? "

Are you thinking of going?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"What a fecking day...but I'm relaxed now

Wot you bin up to?

It's just been one of them days where you think it will never end...then wham it's calmed down..so I'm sat with a latte before running a bath to get ready for tonight

Glad it's calmed down now you got a date?

It all depends on who turns up...I don't just feck anyone

Quite right, it pays to be choosy . Hope you enjoy

Me too...how's you and Mr?

Yes we are well thank you. All's pretty quiet after Christmas, thank goodness.

Oh yes I'm glad that fecker over...now looking forward to the summer coming

Yes me too!

Do you fancy Tenerife next one?

Are you thinking of going? "

that should be fun at passport control

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a fecking day...but I'm relaxed now

Wot you bin up to?

It's just been one of them days where you think it will never end...then wham it's calmed down..so I'm sat with a latte before running a bath to get ready for tonight

Glad it's calmed down now you got a date?

It all depends on who turns up...I don't just feck anyone

Quite right, it pays to be choosy . Hope you enjoy

Me too...how's you and Mr?

Yes we are well thank you. All's pretty quiet after Christmas, thank goodness.

Oh yes I'm glad that fecker over...now looking forward to the summer coming

Yes me too!

Do you fancy Tenerife next one?

Are you thinking of going? "

Ah more to the question are you. I can go at a drop of a hat

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"What a fecking day...but I'm relaxed now

Wot you bin up to?

It's just been one of them days where you think it will never end...then wham it's calmed down..so I'm sat with a latte before running a bath to get ready for tonight

Glad it's calmed down now you got a date?

It all depends on who turns up...I don't just feck anyone

Quite right, it pays to be choosy . Hope you enjoy

Me too...how's you and Mr?

Yes we are well thank you. All's pretty quiet after Christmas, thank goodness.

Oh yes I'm glad that fecker over...now looking forward to the summer coming

Yes me too!

Do you fancy Tenerife next one?

Are you thinking of going?

Ah more to the question are you. I can go at a drop of a hat "

We haven't made any plans as yet, bit concerned about my dad at the moment. Not sure if it's a dementia thing or the fact he has mini strokes thats the problem, so put stuff on hold at the moment.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"What a fecking day...but I'm relaxed now

Wot you bin up to?

It's just been one of them days where you think it will never end...then wham it's calmed down..so I'm sat with a latte before running a bath to get ready for tonight

Glad it's calmed down now you got a date?

It all depends on who turns up...I don't just feck anyone

Quite right, it pays to be choosy . Hope you enjoy

Me too...how's you and Mr?

Yes we are well thank you. All's pretty quiet after Christmas, thank goodness.

Oh yes I'm glad that fecker over...now looking forward to the summer coming

Yes me too!

Do you fancy Tenerife next one?

Are you thinking of going?

Ah more to the question are you. I can go at a drop of a hat "

flathat or sun hat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a fecking day...but I'm relaxed now

Wot you bin up to?

It's just been one of them days where you think it will never end...then wham it's calmed down..so I'm sat with a latte before running a bath to get ready for tonight

Glad it's calmed down now you got a date?

It all depends on who turns up...I don't just feck anyone

Quite right, it pays to be choosy . Hope you enjoy

Me too...how's you and Mr?

Yes we are well thank you. All's pretty quiet after Christmas, thank goodness.

Oh yes I'm glad that fecker over...now looking forward to the summer coming

Yes me too!

Do you fancy Tenerife next one?

Are you thinking of going?

Ah more to the question are you. I can go at a drop of a hat flathat or sun hat"

More like wig or bald patch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What a fecking day...but I'm relaxed now

Wot you bin up to?

It's just been one of them days where you think it will never end...then wham it's calmed down..so I'm sat with a latte before running a bath to get ready for tonight

Glad it's calmed down now you got a date?

It all depends on who turns up...I don't just feck anyone

Quite right, it pays to be choosy . Hope you enjoy

Me too...how's you and Mr?

Yes we are well thank you. All's pretty quiet after Christmas, thank goodness.

Oh yes I'm glad that fecker over...now looking forward to the summer coming

Yes me too!

Do you fancy Tenerife next one?

Are you thinking of going?

Ah more to the question are you. I can go at a drop of a hat

We haven't made any plans as yet, bit concerned about my dad at the moment. Not sure if it's a dementia thing or the fact he has mini strokes thats the problem, so put stuff on hold at the moment. "

I can understand that.. You have to look after your dad as you only have one

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"What a fecking day...but I'm relaxed now

Wot you bin up to?

It's just been one of them days where you think it will never end...then wham it's calmed down..so I'm sat with a latte before running a bath to get ready for tonight

Glad it's calmed down now you got a date?

It all depends on who turns up...I don't just feck anyone

Quite right, it pays to be choosy . Hope you enjoy

Me too...how's you and Mr?

Yes we are well thank you. All's pretty quiet after Christmas, thank goodness.

Oh yes I'm glad that fecker over...now looking forward to the summer coming

Yes me too!

Do you fancy Tenerife next one?

Are you thinking of going?

Ah more to the question are you. I can go at a drop of a hat

We haven't made any plans as yet, bit concerned about my dad at the moment. Not sure if it's a dementia thing or the fact he has mini strokes thats the problem, so put stuff on hold at the moment.

I can understand that.. You have to look after your dad as you only have one "

Yes, bless him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well it's hello and welcome from me....and a goodbye as I'm fecking off to bed

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Well it's hello and welcome from me....and a goodbye as I'm fecking off to bed "

And its a hello back at ya...and have a good sleep..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well it's hello and welcome from me....and a goodbye as I'm fecking off to bed

And its a hello back at ya...and have a good sleep.. "

I did

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Well it's hello and welcome from me....and a goodbye as I'm fecking off to bed

And its a hello back at ya...and have a good sleep..

I did "

I'm glad x

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

in libray as have no data on fone

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"in libray as have no data on fone "

Morning Voddy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's fecking dead in here isn't it?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"It's fecking dead in here isn't it? "

Hello mistress, yes it is dead everywhere on here, so you've missed nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's fecking dead in here isn't it? "

I'm feeling a bit dead at the moment, is that the same thing?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"It's fecking dead in here isn't it?

I'm feeling a bit dead at the moment, is that the same thing? "

Bless you, is everything ok, lovely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's fecking dead in here isn't it?

I'm feeling a bit dead at the moment, is that the same thing?

Bless you, is everything ok, lovely? "

Moving slower than an ant in treacle, but I ain't giving up

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"It's fecking dead in here isn't it?

I'm feeling a bit dead at the moment, is that the same thing?

Bless you, is everything ok, lovely?

Moving slower than an ant in treacle, but I ain't giving up "

Good on you, it will slowly get better, lovely x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello you lovely people how are you?

But it's still fecking dead here

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello you lovely people how are you?

But it's still fecking dead here "

Hello lovely Mistress! So today, took my dad to have his cataract done. All went well, so hope he recovers ok. How are you? x

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

creeps in looking for a coffee as cant get one in the libray

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"creeps in looking for a coffee as cant get one in the libray "

Hey you, lovely to see you! Ill put kettle on. How is Bertie,Miss Molly is being naughty, she keeps getting on the low roof and I have to get her in through the window ...who's the fool here!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Where is everyone can't even find the latte machine has it been nicked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where is everyone can't even find the latte machine has it been nicked"

No but I'll be taking it on my hols

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

[Removed by poster at 26/02/19 14:35:49]

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Where is everyone can't even find the latte machine has it been nicked

No but I'll be taking it on my hols"

Oops where did I put that fecking machine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Where is everyone can't even find the latte machine has it been nicked

No but I'll be taking it on my hols

Oops where did I put that fecking machine "

Aw feck

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Where is everyone can't even find the latte machine has it been nicked

No but I'll be taking it on my hols

Oops where did I put that fecking machine

Aw feck "

It's ok..I'll just give it a bit of a dusting down...

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Where is everyone can't even find the latte machine has it been nicked

No but I'll be taking it on my hols"

you going to that nice forest on the iow

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Where is everyone can't even find the latte machine has it been nicked

No but I'll be taking it on my holsyou going to that nice forest on the iow"

Haha! Hello lovely Voddy

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Where is everyone can't even find the latte machine has it been nicked

No but I'll be taking it on my hols

Oops where did I put that fecking machine

Aw feck

It's ok..I'll just give it a bit of a dusting down... "

ooooo a caramel latte please sami and any chance of some shepherds pie for me and bertie

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Where is everyone can't even find the latte machine has it been nicked

No but I'll be taking it on my hols

Oops where did I put that fecking machine

Aw feck

It's ok..I'll just give it a bit of a dusting down... ooooo a caramel latte please sami and any chance of some shepherds pie for me and bertie "

Of course, I was just dishing up, Bertie can share with Miss Molly

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Where is everyone can't even find the latte machine has it been nicked

No but I'll be taking it on my hols

Oops where did I put that fecking machine

Aw feck

It's ok..I'll just give it a bit of a dusting down... ooooo a caramel latte please sami and any chance of some shepherds pie for me and bertie

Of course, I was just dishing up, Bertie can share with Miss Molly "

better keep some for Mistress

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Where is everyone can't even find the latte machine has it been nicked

No but I'll be taking it on my hols

Oops where did I put that fecking machine

Aw feck

It's ok..I'll just give it a bit of a dusting down... ooooo a caramel latte please sami and any chance of some shepherds pie for me and bertie

Of course, I was just dishing up, Bertie can share with Miss Molly better keep some for Mistress "

Yeah, I'll shove it in the oven

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Where is everyone can't even find the latte machine has it been nicked

No but I'll be taking it on my hols

Oops where did I put that fecking machine

Aw feck

It's ok..I'll just give it a bit of a dusting down... ooooo a caramel latte please sami and any chance of some shepherds pie for me and bertie

Of course, I was just dishing up, Bertie can share with Miss Molly better keep some for Mistress

Yeah, I'll shove her in the oven "

giggles bit like Hansel and gretal

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Where is everyone can't even find the latte machine has it been nicked

No but I'll be taking it on my hols

Oops where did I put that fecking machine

Aw feck

It's ok..I'll just give it a bit of a dusting down... ooooo a caramel latte please sami and any chance of some shepherds pie for me and bertie

Of course, I was just dishing up, Bertie can share with Miss Molly better keep some for Mistress

Yeah, I'll shove her in the oven giggles bit like Hansel and gretal "

Haha, naughty

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Very happy bunny here madam had pre op appointment this am for a op in april sitting round her mates after get a call saying her op has been brought forward a month so she now has it on my birthday

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

[Removed by poster at 28/02/19 15:55:10]

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Very happy bunny here madam had pre op appointment this am for a op in april sitting round her mates after get a call saying her op has been brought forward a month so she now has it on my birthday "

Aah, that's great news Voddy xx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

So pleased James won liked him from the start

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So pleased James won liked him from the start "

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

So now Darcey is leaving we need a new judge

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So now Darcey is leaving we need a new judge"

Hello

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"So now Darcey is leaving we need a new judge

Hello "

ah there you are can you handle craig

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So now Darcey is leaving we need a new judge

Hello ah there you are can you handle craig "

Oh I think I can!!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"So now Darcey is leaving we need a new judge

Hello ah there you are can you handle craig

Oh I think I can!! "

trollop

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So now Darcey is leaving we need a new judge

Hello ah there you are can you handle craig

Oh I think I can!! trollop "

Haha, haven't checked out any names yet, have you?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"So now Darcey is leaving we need a new judge

Hello ah there you are can you handle craig

Oh I think I can!! trollop

Haha, haven't checked out any names yet, have you?"

yeah I'm trying to find out about one called misstress d

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So now Darcey is leaving we need a new judge

Hello ah there you are can you handle craig

Oh I think I can!! trollop

Haha, haven't checked out any names yet, have you?yeah I'm trying to find out about one called misstress d "

Haha, would love to see that,Voddy

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"So now Darcey is leaving we need a new judge

Hello ah there you are can you handle craig

Oh I think I can!! trollop

Haha, haven't checked out any names yet, have you?yeah I'm trying to find out about one called misstress d

Haha, would love to see that,Voddy "

me too poor anton

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So now Darcey is leaving we need a new judge

Hello ah there you are can you handle craig

Oh I think I can!! trollop

Haha, haven't checked out any names yet, have you?yeah I'm trying to find out about one called misstress d

Haha, would love to see that,Voddy me too poor anton"

He would be bound to get the Mistress

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So now Darcey is leaving we need a new judge

Hello ah there you are can you handle craig

Oh I think I can!! trollop

Haha, haven't checked out any names yet, have you?yeah I'm trying to find out about one called misstress d

Haha, would love to see that,Voddy me too poor anton

He would be bound to get the Mistress "

You rang

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Ah there you are where you been strangeways again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah there you are where you been strangeways again "

I have some strange ways about me...but thankfully no

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Ah there you are where you been strangeways again

I have some strange ways about me...but thankfully no "

Hmmmm mm thought you were walking funny

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So now Darcey is leaving we need a new judge

Hello ah there you are can you handle craig

Oh I think I can!! trollop

Haha, haven't checked out any names yet, have you?yeah I'm trying to find out about one called misstress d

Haha, would love to see that,Voddy me too poor anton

He would be bound to get the Mistress

You rang "

Hey, howz you

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So now Darcey is leaving we need a new judge

Hello ah there you are can you handle craig

Oh I think I can!! trollop

Haha, haven't checked out any names yet, have you?yeah I'm trying to find out about one called misstress d

Haha, would love to see that,Voddy me too poor anton

He would be bound to get the Mistress

You rang

Hey, howz you"

I'm good....just sent you a pm

Hope your well too x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah there you are where you been strangeways again

I have some strange ways about me...but thankfully no Hmmmm mm thought you were walking funny "

That's old fecking age

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Ah there you are where you been strangeways again

I have some strange ways about me...but thankfully no Hmmmm mm thought you were walking funny

That's old fecking age "

So why you wearing sami's silky smooth camisole ,heels and fascinater.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So now Darcey is leaving we need a new judge

Hello ah there you are can you handle craig

Oh I think I can!! trollop

Haha, haven't checked out any names yet, have you?yeah I'm trying to find out about one called misstress d

Haha, would love to see that,Voddy me too poor anton

He would be bound to get the Mistress

You rang

Hey, howz you

I'm good....just sent you a pm

Hope your well too x"

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ah there you are where you been strangeways again

I have some strange ways about me...but thankfully no Hmmmm mm thought you were walking funny

That's old fecking age So why you wearing sami's silky smooth camisole ,heels and fascinater. "

Morning Voddy x

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Ah there you are where you been strangeways again

I have some strange ways about me...but thankfully no Hmmmm mm thought you were walking funny

That's old fecking age So why you wearing sami's silky smooth camisole ,heels and fascinater.

Morning Voddy x"

aftnoon sami x his lordship has been a little sod in a cute way

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Ah there you are where you been strangeways again

I have some strange ways about me...but thankfully no Hmmmm mm thought you were walking funny

That's old fecking age So why you wearing sami's silky smooth camisole ,heels and fascinater.

Morning Voddy xaftnoon sami x his lordship has been a little sod in a cute way "

They can be little buggers can't they , but I wouldn't be without Miss Molly now

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Hopefully nothing will happen to mistress on her holibobs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hopefully nothing will happen to mistress on her holibobs "

I'm sure Mistress will have a great time!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Hopefully nothing will happen to mistress on her holibobs

I'm sure Mistress will have a great time!

"

so will the locals if she wears ur silkies

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hopefully nothing will happen to mistress on her holibobs

I'm sure Mistress will have a great time!

so will the locals if she wears ur silkies "

Haha I've hidden them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good Eveniiinnnnggggg you two...not long to go now

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good Eveniiinnnnggggg you two...not long to go now "

Oi Oi!! You must be so excited

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Eveniiinnnnggggg you two...not long to go now

Oi Oi!! You must be so excited "

I certainly will be having a ball of a time

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Good Eveniiinnnnggggg you two...not long to go now

Oi Oi!! You must be so excited

I certainly will be having a ball of a time "

ur balls tell the time ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Eveniiinnnnggggg you two...not long to go now

Oi Oi!! You must be so excited

I certainly will be having a ball of a time ur balls tell the time ? "

I was they could...go back in time

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good Eveniiinnnnggggg you two...not long to go now

Oi Oi!! You must be so excited

I certainly will be having a ball of a time ur balls tell the time ?

I was they could...go back in time "

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Ooooo Cher sang that if I could turn back time

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Hopes mistress is having a good time and staying out of trouble

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hopes mistress is having a good time and staying out of trouble "

I hope so too Voddy x

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Hopes mistress is having a good time and staying out of trouble

I hope so too Voddy x"

mind you knowing her will have something to moan about

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hopes mistress is having a good time and staying out of trouble

I hope so too Voddy xmind you knowing her will have something to moan about "

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Skips round all happy

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Skips round all happy "

Why's you all happy, Miss Voddy

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Skips round all happy

Why's you all happy, Miss Voddy "

incoming pm

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Skips round all happy

Why's you all happy, Miss Voddy incoming pm "

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


" "

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

knock knock

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"knock knock "

Now you have woken the dead...how the f3ck are you mate?

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

ello mistress

i'm .... ok, and thats about as good as it gets unfortunately.

for some reason fab popped in my head so i thought id have a look and see if strictly was still around.

have i missed much in the last 2 years??

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"ello mistress

i'm .... ok, and thats about as good as it gets unfortunately.

for some reason fab popped in my head so i thought id have a look and see if strictly was still around.

have i missed much in the last 2 years??"

Hey Paul!! Howz you my friend? xxx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Blimey you dug this out

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"ello mistress

i'm .... ok, and thats about as good as it gets unfortunately.

for some reason fab popped in my head so i thought id have a look and see if strictly was still around.

have i missed much in the last 2 years??"

You've missed nothing

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Blimey you dug this out "

Voddy!! xxx

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

ello miss _amiss

im about the same as i was 2 years ago, apart from also being a recluse now

how are you?

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Blimey you dug this out "

ello _oddy, twas my fault, wondered if the strictly thread was still going

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Waltzes in looking for cake

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Waltzes in looking for cake"

i've got caramel wafers...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"ello miss _amiss

im about the same as i was 2 years ago, apart from also being a recluse now

how are you?"

I'm ok Paul thank you and loving the hair!

strictly doesn't start until September, unfortunately, if it does at all I think we're all a bit reclusive, but hang in there x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Do I get the last word in?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

No, you don't I'll start a new friends thread

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