FabSwingers.com forum: Massage

By *uriousformore OP Man
over a year ago

Northwest

Maybe the wrong place to post but im in need of a massage. Im worried i get too turned on amd hard so 2 questions?

1. Is this normal?

2. Do you get a happy ending if you do or is it a nyth

Im in a hotel all next week so its a perfect way to chill.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

1. It's not unusual

2. Depends on the person giving the massage and the arrangement you make.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love them. Id have one a week if I could afford it. As for extra's, well ask before you book .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are ‘legit’ masseuses and sensual ones. And ones that pretend they’re legit but not! If you know what I mean!

Be absolutely clear which one you have - as requesting a happy ending or more from a 100% legitimate / vanilla masseuse will cause offence!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe the wrong place to post but im in need of a massage. Im worried i get too turned on amd hard so 2 questions?

1. Is this normal?

2. Do you get a happy ending if you do or is it a nyth

Im in a hotel all next week so its a perfect way to chill.

1. I read an 'etiquette of massage' thing which I googled recently; apparently it's fairly common, yes.

2. Yes, if you go to the right/wrong places. They're not hard to find/avoid.

If you're having your massage in a hotel, it's unlikely there will be 'extras'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He is a massage therapist and agree with the above.

“Happy endings” are requested a lot and will always end up in you getting kicked out & branded a prick.

There are loads of places that offer a happy ending and a massage that is worth shit. If you want a sensual massage and a hand job at the end go to a club / spa listed on here.

If you are wanting a sports massage the the last thing you will want is being tossed off afterwards.

Just our thoughts about it.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Maybe the wrong place to post but im in need of a massage. Im worried i get too turned on amd hard so 2 questions?

1. Is this normal?

2. Do you get a happy ending if you do or is it a nyth

Im in a hotel all next week so its a perfect way to chill.

Try the local newspaper ads and personal column, maybe one or two ads that might help you out, because I do have one of those very places near to me that do the full body massages with the happy ending.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

No chance of any happy endings for me.....I invariably fall asleep if I have one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He is a massage therapist and agree with the above.

“Happy endings” are requested a lot and will always end up in you getting kicked out & branded a prick.

There are loads of places that offer a happy ending and a massage that is worth shit. If you want a sensual massage and a hand job at the end go to a club / spa listed on here.

If you are wanting a sports massage the the last thing you will want is being tossed off afterwards.

Just our thoughts about it.

I had a relaxing, therapeutic massage when I was on holiday recently. It was borderline sensual without being sexual. I was being treated for 45 minutes and I could have quite easily have laid there for as long again without getting bored. Definitely would do again.

My wife is undergoing a series of sports massages for a shoulder injury, not for the faint-hearted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a man to give you a deep tissue massage.

You won't be getting turned on.

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

You might get Bernard from D-wing.

Enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get a man to give you a deep tissue massage.

You won't be getting turned on."

This !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He is a massage therapist and agree with the above.

“Happy endings” are requested a lot and will always end up in you getting kicked out & branded a prick.

There are loads of places that offer a happy ending and a massage that is worth shit. If you want a sensual massage and a hand job at the end go to a club / spa listed on here.

If you are wanting a sports massage the the last thing you will want is being tossed off afterwards.

Just our thoughts about it.

My wife is undergoing a series of sports massages for a shoulder injury, not for the faint-hearted."

Get her to see an osteopath if it’s not getting better. Again, just his opinion but it could help

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Professional Masseuers will not be escorts unless you seek them out. They would be disappointed if a client equated them with a sexual service provider.

It's common for physical contact with someone you fancy to lead to arousal but you are not a helpless victim without control

Find an appropriate provider for your specific needs, potentially ensuring that you pick someone who is unattractive to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of good advice here. Just assume that all hotel and spa massages are regular therapeutic massages. Expecting otherwise will be embarrassing for you and could lead to police involvement.

You can generally tell which so called massage parlours offer something else from the pictures on the websites. But the massages are unlikely to be much cop (and quite a few regular massages aren't much either).

If you have a problem then go to a sports therapist. You definitely won't feel horny but it'll sort you out.

I have regular naked massages. To be honest I find them very relaxing and are more likely to drift off than get excited!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe the wrong place to post but im in need of a massage. Im worried i get too turned on amd hard so 2 questions?

1. Is this normal?

2. Do you get a happy ending if you do or is it a nyth

Im in a hotel all next week so its a perfect way to chill.

If you want to avoid police or getting kicked out of the hotel book an escort for the massage. You might get lucky otherwise but you probably won't.

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By *uriousformore OP Man
over a year ago

Northwest

Thanks all... ive had sports massages and they are brutal but rewarding..

My problem is the top of my back all tight so need it released.

Im just a novice with getting one to my hotel. Its only a premier inn.

I didnt want to cause offence with a boner... ha

Thanks all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks all... ive had sports massages and they are brutal but rewarding..

My problem is the top of my back all tight so need it released.

Im just a novice with getting one to my hotel. Its only a premier inn.

I didnt want to cause offence with a boner... ha

Thanks all "

I think you're still confused about what you want OP. You won't find a genuine therapist who'll come to your hotel room to sort out your back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks all... ive had sports massages and they are brutal but rewarding..

My problem is the top of my back all tight so need it released.

Im just a novice with getting one to my hotel. Its only a premier inn.

I didnt want to cause offence with a boner... ha

Thanks all

I think you're still confused about what you want OP. You won't find a genuine therapist who'll come to your hotel room to sort out your back. "

... nor will they need you to remove your trousers ...

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