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"Well?" My discretion and modesty | |||
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"Single male acount......I got a reply on here once " Winner - thread closed | |||
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"I cum three times in a row once " That's a slow day for me...ha | |||
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"Shot through a gloryhole into a cup without touching the sides " Amateur | |||
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"Well? Having kids " Aye I've got one of those varmits. Hoping she grows up into a kind, balanced individual...that will be an achievement. | |||
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"Living to 35 has been a pretty great achievement for me so far. " Can feel that way sometimes x | |||
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"i stopped a bank robbery a long time ago. it was nothing special as at the time i didnt know what i did or what was really happening. was just in the queue looking out on to the street like you do and i was draw to a young looking man with his hands in his pockets looking in. as i left the bank he pushed past and i just grabbed his arm and held him so he couldnt get his hand out of his pocket. held him against the doors as i thought he wanted a fight for pushing me and after a short struggle when he knew i had better of him he gave up. he ended up sitting down crying and then the police turned up. didnt know he had a gun at the time and it was only a replica the police said later on. i started shaking a bit after and needed a drink of water after the police took him away. my mum still has the newspaper cutting of me getting a medal for it and letter from the police. i thought he was just pushing me out of the way so i went for him, didnt think he was going to rob the bank. got fuck all from the bank. wish i let him rob it now " I’m confused, why did the police turn up if all that happened was you grabbed someone cos they pushed past you? He could’ve said you assaulted him really. Also I’ve been shot, stings like fuck and deffo not something I’d recommend trying | |||
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"I have never watched Frozen #winning!" But you know all the words to the chorus. | |||
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"I cum three times in a row once " I did that too....recently but it wasn’t my achievement | |||
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"Shot through a gloryhole into a cup without touching the sides Amateur " You couldn’t do it | |||
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"Shot through a gloryhole into a cup without touching the sides Amateur You couldn’t do it " If I used your cock I could | |||
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"I cum three times in a row once I did that too....recently but it wasn’t my achievement " did it this morning | |||
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"So far it would have to be running my first marathon aged 50 " In those shoes?? That IS an achievement | |||
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"I have never watched Frozen #winning! But you know all the words to the chorus. " Nope! | |||
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"I cum three times in a row once I did that too....recently but it wasn’t my achievement did it this morning " Good for you too - was it your achievement? | |||
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"Well? My discretion and modesty " Well done, sir | |||
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"I cum three times in a row once I did that too....recently but it wasn’t my achievement did it this morning Good for you too - was it your achievement?" no its up there above | |||
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"Single male acount......I got a reply on here once " Careful now | |||
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"Well? Ran a 10k last year (no preparation) . Not my biggest achievement but was my latest memory of something I was proud of, by doing something I said I could do. " That is impressive. I run like a girl. Oh, hang on. | |||
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"I cum three times in a row once I did that too....recently but it wasn’t my achievement did it this morning Good for you too - was it your achievement?no its up there above" | |||
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"Not taking my sister's best friend's virginity. She was madly in love with me and would have been ruined that I just didn't feel the same. Hot as fuck though. She's in a great relationship with her first. I'm such a fucking Saint and a hero.. and I'm humble about it too. Now line up and give me congratulatory pussy, I deserve it! " Ha ha - A true gent sir. You deserve a veritable sea of congratulatory pussy for your honourable restraint | |||
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"Nothing. I exist and try to not cause trouble for anyone." Including Not causing trouble on Fab ? That’s a real achievement right there | |||
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"Well?" Never been d*unk | |||
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"Managed to throw a piece of bread straight into the toaster from across the kitchen" I switched of my bedroom TV with a tennis ball when I was younger. Hit the Standby switch from my bed. | |||
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"Managed to throw a piece of bread straight into the toaster from across the kitchen I switched of my bedroom TV with a tennis ball when I was younger. Hit the Standby switch from my bed. " I’d have broken the TV | |||
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"proving everyone wrong that I could make a living from being an artist,quite smug bout that " What do you make Mikki? Did you stop work and go all in? | |||
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"proving everyone wrong that I could make a living from being an artist,quite smug bout that What do you make Mikki? Did you stop work and go all in?" I paint and sculpt,,yea,,got a few lucky breaks n went for it. never looked back | |||
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"After ten years of denial, finally admitting I had an alcohol problem . Three months sobriety next week .." That's impressive. Hang in there, you deserve it. | |||
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"proving everyone wrong that I could make a living from being an artist,quite smug bout that What do you make Mikki? Did you stop work and go all in? I paint and sculpt,,yea,,got a few lucky breaks n went for it. never looked back" Brilliant. I love stuff like this. Inspiring. | |||
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"proving everyone wrong that I could make a living from being an artist,quite smug bout that What do you make Mikki? Did you stop work and go all in? I paint and sculpt,,yea,,got a few lucky breaks n went for it. never looked back" Can you do my kitchen, I’m thinking white ceiling and magnolia walls ?! | |||
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"My kids... Hahahahahahaha - nah, they're little shits! I blame the parents " | |||
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"My boys Then i won some rugby things" So have ?? all league lol | |||
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"My boys Then i won some rugby things So have ?? all league lol" Yip | |||
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"Kicking my sister's arse " After my foot and I parted company, my sister was an absolute hero and bullied me mercilessly to use my prosthetic on the promise that if I could eventually balance on the fake foot, I could kick her arse with the other in revenge for her being a very bratty sistar as kids. 3 years later at a "ceremony" party organised by friends, and with my sister suitably padded, I achieved my greatest feat on one foot | |||
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"Living to 35 has been a pretty great achievement for me so far. " Those boobs wow babe x | |||
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"Kicking my sister's arse After my foot and I parted company, my sister was an absolute hero and bullied me mercilessly to use my prosthetic on the promise that if I could eventually balance on the fake foot, I could kick her arse with the other in revenge for her being a very bratty sistar as kids. 3 years later at a "ceremony" party organised by friends, and with my sister suitably padded, I achieved my greatest feat on one foot " What a fabulous achievement. Kudos | |||
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"Well?" Surviving a way too large number of incidents that could have killed me. Don't ask...... | |||
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"My greatest weakness you say Op, probably not paying attention when asked questions." | |||
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"So far it would have to be running my first marathon aged 50 " That really is an achievement... Well done to you | |||
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"My kids... Hahahahahahaha - nah, they're little shits! I blame the parents " Bless em | |||
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"Shot through a gloryhole into a cup without touching the sides " Was it a B cup or a Double D? | |||
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"My greatest weakness you say Op, probably not paying attention when asked questions." Oh Mr Imploder, you is funny guy. | |||
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"Ask me on my death bed then I will have all the data. But to be fair so far so good, I could happily die now (Well maybe not happily, if fucking love living) as I have already achieved so much I'm proud of. Or to answer the question more precisely to date it's my family and household I run. I am so proud of it and them. It shadows all the other achievements personal, professional or to society as a whole." Good to hear. | |||
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"My daughter. She's pretty fucking awesome if I do say so myself. " Excellent. Mine wants to be a ninja. Works for me. | |||
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"Still being alive. " Yep, sometimes just getting through the days can be an achievement. | |||
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"My boys Then i won some rugby things" Coolio. | |||
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"i stopped a bank robbery a long time ago. it was nothing special as at the time i didnt know what i did or what was really happening. was just in the queue looking out on to the street like you do and i was draw to a young looking man with his hands in his pockets looking in. as i left the bank he pushed past and i just grabbed his arm and held him so he couldnt get his hand out of his pocket. held him against the doors as i thought he wanted a fight for pushing me and after a short struggle when he knew i had better of him he gave up. he ended up sitting down crying and then the police turned up. didnt know he had a gun at the time and it was only a replica the police said later on. i started shaking a bit after and needed a drink of water after the police took him away. my mum still has the newspaper cutting of me getting a medal for it and letter from the police. i thought he was just pushing me out of the way so i went for him, didnt think he was going to rob the bank. got fuck all from the bank. wish i let him rob it now " Blimey! | |||
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"Ending up living with Red? " Bless x | |||
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"the best thing in life you can have at any age is your health. lifes pretty grim when your unwell." True | |||
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"I have never watched Frozen #winning!" Words you'll never hear me say, lol. It's actually ok for a Disney. | |||
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"Seeing my son grow into a fine young man. It took a team effort, but I played an important role in it. That’s what I’m most proud of." Good shout and well done. | |||
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"12 years sober. " Surely it's not reading those really really long cples profile before messaging Mr rich t | |||
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"12 years sober. Surely it's not reading those really really long cples profile before messaging Mr rich t" Rich ! Nothing rich about this fellow . Bloody rich . Crumbs, whatever next . | |||
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"I have never watched Frozen #winning!" Haha my nieces love it so I had no choice | |||
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"12 years sober. Surely it's not reading those really really long cples profile before messaging Mr rich tRich ! Nothing rich about this fellow . Bloody rich . Crumbs, whatever next . " | |||
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"the best thing in life you can have at any age is your health. lifes pretty grim when your unwell. True " Ditto. | |||
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"My kids... Hahahahahahaha - nah, they're little shits! I blame the parents " | |||
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"Mine was dropping the lifelong belief that 'if you make your bed you lie in it forever' and realising you can't be solely responsible for another person's happiness...we are all predominantly responsible for our own happiness. I am proud that I did not reconcile in a 15 year relationship that was not working, and by doing so gave both my Ex and I the chance to lead happy rewarding lives." Brave step | |||
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"Growing a moustache. With great moustache comes great responsibility." Suits you sir ( or is that Lacy?) | |||
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"My kids and now seeing my grandson...And also my career " Excellent | |||
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"I have never watched Frozen #winning! But you know all the words to the chorus. Nope! " . | |||
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"Well?" Getting to work this morning was some achievement for me | |||
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"Personalised, corporate merchandising. Makes my meets memorable. " I'll never forget meeting you. | |||
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"Not taking my sister's best friend's virginity. She was madly in love with me and would have been ruined that I just didn't feel the same. Hot as fuck though. She's in a great relationship with her first. I'm such a fucking Saint and a hero.. and I'm humble about it too. Now line up and give me congratulatory pussy, I deserve it! " Is a congratulatory pussy some kind of new service animal? Like a hearing dog but always ready to give you a high five. | |||
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"Definitely my kids outshines everything I've done personally ... and they are both amazing young adults" Well done mum. | |||
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"My kids defo " Excellent | |||
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"Personalised, corporate merchandising. Makes my meets memorable. I'll never forget meeting you." | |||
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"Doing and passing the knowledge of London out of 30 people about only two to three people ever pass it " That’s killed the thread | |||
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"eh being blonde n pouting " And you do both so well! | |||
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"Nothing. I exist and try to not cause trouble for anyone." Existing takes effort sometimes | |||
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"Took a slash with the seat still up and still managed to make it sound as a controlled Tsunami with the scent of a tropical breeze, with fluids the colour of the complete spectrum of the rainbow and possesing the absolute control of not wetting the seat......." Just say no, kids. | |||
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"My kids, I have two of my own and I've been a special guardian to my neice since she was 7 months old, she's now 5. I've done a pretty amazing job if I say so myself. Not killing the ex, that's got to be my greatest achievement after the kids. " Excellent work | |||
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"After ten years of denial, finally admitting I had an alcohol problem . Three months sobriety next week .." Wow, that is such a big thing to admit and well done to you x | |||
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"Gaining 6 stone in weight in as many years." Good Lord! Was it intentional or accidental. | |||
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"Our 3 children and 6 grand children" Brill | |||
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"Living past 25 My children... My world " I hear you. | |||
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"Doing and passing the knowledge of London out of 30 people about only two to three people ever pass it That’s killed the thread " lol | |||
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"Nearly 35 years on this earth and I'm still waiting for an achievement " What about the Morris dancing championships? | |||
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"Climbing the North face of the Eiger! " fare fucks mate . Respect to you and your group. | |||
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"Nearly 35 years on this earth and I'm still waiting for an achievement What about the Morris dancing championships?" who pulled your bells ? . Morris dancer's get some stick | |||
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"Not taking my sister's best friend's virginity. She was madly in love with me and would have been ruined that I just didn't feel the same. Hot as fuck though. She's in a great relationship with her first. I'm such a fucking Saint and a hero.. and I'm humble about it too. Now line up and give me congratulatory pussy, I deserve it! Is a congratulatory pussy some kind of new service animal? Like a hearing dog but always ready to give you a high five. " I don't know, it's your idea. I said congratulatory pussy not "a" congratulatory pussy. Removal the interpolated indefinite article "a" and that should clear things up or you replace it with "some". So to clarify.. congratulatory pussy is when you do a completely selfless, altruistic deed seeking no reward at all so that you can get pussy in return. Because, we are entitled to pussy for doing selfless good deeds as a congratulation and commendation. Hope that clarifies. | |||
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"Nearly 35 years on this earth and I'm still waiting for an achievement What about the Morris dancing championships?" Never really make it to the Championships. They use me more as entertainment during the intervals | |||
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"Climbing the North face of the Eiger! fare fucks mate . Respect to you and your group. " Thank you. Also done mount blanc and the Matterhorn. | |||
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"Not taking my sister's best friend's virginity. She was madly in love with me and would have been ruined that I just didn't feel the same. Hot as fuck though. She's in a great relationship with her first. I'm such a fucking Saint and a hero.. and I'm humble about it too. Now line up and give me congratulatory pussy, I deserve it! Is a congratulatory pussy some kind of new service animal? Like a hearing dog but always ready to give you a high five. I don't know, it's your idea. I said congratulatory pussy not "a" congratulatory pussy. Removal the interpolated indefinite article "a" and that should clear things up or you replace it with "some". So to clarify.. congratulatory pussy is when you do a completely selfless, altruistic deed seeking no reward at all so that you can get pussy in return. Because, we are entitled to pussy for doing selfless good deeds as a congratulation and commendation. Hope that clarifies. " You can say a conglatulatory pussy, providing you consider a pussy an object no? | |||
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