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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Welcome to Ash's new posh and up market Fab coffee bar serving hot drinks and cakes. why not grab a table and make an order and feel free to have a chat and mingle! (no alcohol here!)

Who would like something hot to drink and a cake?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Water and fruit please ash xx

Good afternoon Kat...A glass of water coming right up..What fruit would you like to have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Water and fruit please ash xx

Good afternoon Kat...A glass of water coming right up..What fruit would you like to have?"

Some grapes please xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Water and fruit please ash xx

Good afternoon Kat...A glass of water coming right up..What fruit would you like to have?

Some grapes please xx"

A bowl of grapes coming right up...

Didn't you fancy a coffee today? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Water and fruit please ash xx

Good afternoon Kat...A glass of water coming right up..What fruit would you like to have?

Some grapes please xx

A bowl of grapes coming right up...

Didn't you fancy a coffee today? x"

Im trying to be good xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Afternoon Ash and Kat Coffee and piece of Victoria sandwich please Ash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon Ash and Kat Coffee and piece of Victoria sandwich please Ash. "

Hi lovely how are you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a cup of tea please, no cake as trying to shed some weight.

Ta muchly.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Afternoon Ash and Kat Coffee and piece of Victoria sandwich please Ash.

Hi lovely how are you xx"

I'm quite well Kat. Went with sister in law yesterday to London for her 3 monthly scan, for her cancer, just waiting for her to contact me with results, my cousin has gone with her today...hope you're keeping well and your toothache is better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon Ash and Kat Coffee and piece of Victoria sandwich please Ash.

Hi lovely how are you xx

I'm quite well Kat. Went with sister in law yesterday to London for her 3 monthly scan, for her cancer, just waiting for her to contact me with results, my cousin has gone with her today...hope you're keeping well and your toothache is better "

Fingers crossed they are ok again and yeah I'm fine toothache comes and goes xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Afternoon Ash and Kat Coffee and piece of Victoria sandwich please Ash. "

Good afternoon lovely Samiss...

sorry for the delay in serving you.

One coffee and a piece of Victoria sandwich cake coming right up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flat white coffee please OP

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Just a cup of tea please, no cake as trying to shed some weight.

Ta muchly. "

Good afternoon Dana...

Sorry to you also for the delay...

One cup of tea coming right up and well

done for not asking for any cakes.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Flat white coffee please OP "

Good afternoon Adam..one flat white coffee coming right up...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Afternoon Ash and Kat Coffee and piece of Victoria sandwich please Ash.

Hi lovely how are you xx

I'm quite well Kat. Went with sister in law yesterday to London for her 3 monthly scan, for her cancer, just waiting for her to contact me with results, my cousin has gone with her today...hope you're keeping well and your toothache is better

Fingers crossed they are ok again and yeah I'm fine toothache comes and goes xx"

Thank you lovely, still no dentist then, naughty girl!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Afternoon Ash and Kat Coffee and piece of Victoria sandwich please Ash.

Good afternoon lovely Samiss...

sorry for the delay in serving you.

One coffee and a piece of Victoria sandwich cake coming right up..."

Thank you Ash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon all. Im not too late am I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon Ash and Kat Coffee and piece of Victoria sandwich please Ash.

Hi lovely how are you xx

I'm quite well Kat. Went with sister in law yesterday to London for her 3 monthly scan, for her cancer, just waiting for her to contact me with results, my cousin has gone with her today...hope you're keeping well and your toothache is better

Fingers crossed they are ok again and yeah I'm fine toothache comes and goes xx

Thank you lovely, still no dentist then, naughty girl! "

Your very welcome and nope not if I can help it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a cup of tea please, no cake as trying to shed some weight.

Ta muchly. "

Gorgeous photos. Dont think you need to lose anything though..

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Afternoon Ash and Kat Coffee and piece of Victoria sandwich please Ash.

Hi lovely how are you xx

I'm quite well Kat. Went with sister in law yesterday to London for her 3 monthly scan, for her cancer, just waiting for her to contact me with results, my cousin has gone with her today...hope you're keeping well and your toothache is better

Fingers crossed they are ok again and yeah I'm fine toothache comes and goes xx

Thank you lovely, still no dentist then, naughty girl!

Your very welcome and nope not if I can help it xx"

I'll update you when I hear.xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Afternoon all. Im not too late am I? "

Good afternoon running fox...

you're still in time if you fancy a coffee although will be closing up at 4pm today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cake I'm on a diet, unless it's magic cake that has no calories

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

Well in that case can I grab a cheese and onion baguette to go with sole salad cream please. I'm famished today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon all. Im not too late am I?

Good afternoon running fox...

you're still in time if you fancy a coffee although will be closing up at 4pm today!"

Coffee will do fine thanks. No sugar for me tho. Already sweet enough..lol

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"No cake I'm on a diet, unless it's magic cake that has no calories "

Sadly we don't have any magical cakes that have no calories!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No cake I'm on a diet, unless it's magic cake that has no calories

Sadly we don't have any magical cakes that have no calories!"

I'll have a green tea with honey then please

Thanks

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Well in that case can I grab a cheese and onion baguette to go with sole salad cream please. I'm famished today "

Good afternoon Sharif...

One cheese and onion baguette to go...It sounds like you're hungry today!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon Ash and Kat Coffee and piece of Victoria sandwich please Ash.

Hi lovely how are you xx

I'm quite well Kat. Went with sister in law yesterday to London for her 3 monthly scan, for her cancer, just waiting for her to contact me with results, my cousin has gone with her today...hope you're keeping well and your toothache is better

Fingers crossed they are ok again and yeah I'm fine toothache comes and goes xx

Thank you lovely, still no dentist then, naughty girl!

Your very welcome and nope not if I can help it xx

I'll update you when I hear.xx"

Thanks xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Afternoon all. Im not too late am I?

Good afternoon running fox...

you're still in time if you fancy a coffee although will be closing up at 4pm today!

Coffee will do fine thanks. No sugar for me tho. Already sweet enough..lol"

One coffee with no sugar coming right up!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"No cake I'm on a diet, unless it's magic cake that has no calories

Sadly we don't have any magical cakes that have no calories!

I'll have a green tea with honey then please

Thanks "

A very healthy choice!

One green tea with honey coming right up..

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Well in that case can I grab a cheese and onion baguette to go with sole salad cream please. I'm famished today

Good afternoon Sharif...

One cheese and onion baguette to go...It sounds like you're hungry today!"

I'm still in bed cant be asked to get up and feed my self. I must say its been nice the last couple of days chilling out here during the day, even though I've been ill, oh well back to work tomorrow I guess.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"No cake I'm on a diet, unless it's magic cake that has no calories

Sadly we don't have any magical cakes that have no calories!

I'll have a green tea with honey then please

Thanks "

You want to drink green tea with me?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Well in that case can I grab a cheese and onion baguette to go with sole salad cream please. I'm famished today

Good afternoon Sharif...

One cheese and onion baguette to go...It sounds like you're hungry today!

I'm still in bed cant be asked to get up and feed my self. I must say its been nice the last couple of days chilling out here during the day, even though I've been ill, oh well back to work tomorrow I guess.

"

I guess you wont be joining us on the Insomniacs thread tonight then!

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Well in that case can I grab a cheese and onion baguette to go with sole salad cream please. I'm famished today

Good afternoon Sharif...

One cheese and onion baguette to go...It sounds like you're hungry today!

I'm still in bed cant be asked to get up and feed my self. I must say its been nice the last couple of days chilling out here during the day, even though I've been ill, oh well back to work tomorrow I guess.

I guess you wont be joining us on the Insomniacs thread tonight then!"

I might pop my head in before 12

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Well in that case can I grab a cheese and onion baguette to go with sole salad cream please. I'm famished today

Good afternoon Sharif...

One cheese and onion baguette to go...It sounds like you're hungry today!

I'm still in bed cant be asked to get up and feed my self. I must say its been nice the last couple of days chilling out here during the day, even though I've been ill, oh well back to work tomorrow I guess.

I guess you wont be joining us on the Insomniacs thread tonight then!

I might pop my head in before 12 "

will probably be doing Jim's nocturnal thread tonight so you then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

14 gin and tonics and can I have 1 straw? Please?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No cake I'm on a diet, unless it's magic cake that has no calories

Sadly we don't have any magical cakes that have no calories!

I'll have a green tea with honey then please

Thanks

You want to drink green tea with me? "

How could I refuse

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"14 gin and tonics and can I have 1 straw? Please? "

Sorry Mr..

This is an alcohol free coffee bar although do have a bottle of Baileys cream under the counter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"14 gin and tonics and can I have 1 straw? Please?

Sorry Mr..

This is an alcohol free coffee bar although do have a bottle of Baileys cream under the counter!"

How much for that bottle...and the straw?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"14 gin and tonics and can I have 1 straw? Please?

Sorry Mr..

This is an alcohol free coffee bar although do have a bottle of Baileys cream under the counter!

How much for that bottle...and the straw? "

As I'm closing up soon you can have it for ten quid but don't tell anyone and the straw for nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a cup of tea please, no cake as trying to shed some weight.

Ta muchly. "

I’ll have your cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"14 gin and tonics and can I have 1 straw? Please?

Sorry Mr..

This is an alcohol free coffee bar although do have a bottle of Baileys cream under the counter!

How much for that bottle...and the straw?

As I'm closing up soon you can have it for ten quid but don't tell anyone and the straw for nothing."

Cool....I don’t suppose you’ve got another 13 bottles hanging around?....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"14 gin and tonics and can I have 1 straw? Please?

Sorry Mr..

This is an alcohol free coffee bar although do have a bottle of Baileys cream under the counter!

How much for that bottle...and the straw?

As I'm closing up soon you can have it for ten quid but don't tell anyone and the straw for nothing.

Cool....I don’t suppose you’ve got another 13 bottles hanging around?.... "

Deal done!..sorry only had the 1 Bottle...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Thanks all for popping in today.

Coffee Bar is now closed until tomorrow and I'm off home!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks all for popping in today.

Coffee Bar is now closed until tomorrow and I'm off home!"

Thanks ash xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awe a minute too late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks all for popping in today.

Coffee Bar is now closed until tomorrow and I'm off home!"

Unbelievable! This was the place to be today and I missed it. Hot drinks and cakes...

Just seen the closed sign!

Next time Ash

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Thanks all for popping in today.

Coffee Bar is now closed until tomorrow and I'm off home!

Unbelievable! This was the place to be today and I missed it. Hot drinks and cakes...

Just seen the closed sign!

Next time Ash "

Story of my life fancy a coffee Adam?

Oh forget that you don't drink coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thanks all for popping in today.

Coffee Bar is now closed until tomorrow and I'm off home!

Unbelievable! This was the place to be today and I missed it. Hot drinks and cakes...

Just seen the closed sign!

Next time Ash

Story of my life fancy a coffee Adam?

Oh forget that you don't drink coffee "

No coffee for me, but I do fancy a hot cuppa. Just checked Ash is not online... shall we break in?

No wait...

That will be frowned upon, best to wait till opening time. Those cakes through the window are so tempting and look delicious though...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Just had a phone call to say that someone was standing outside my closed coffee bar looking at my cakes for a while drooling but cant see anybody so i guess its safe!

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Just had a phone call to say that someone was standing outside my closed coffee bar looking at my cakes for a while drooling but cant see anybody so i guess its safe!"

Its only Adam but its ok the council have been and moved him on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just a cup of tea please, no cake as trying to shed some weight.

Ta muchly. "

I think your perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a great midweek idea. Please don't get snotty about cappuccino and carrot cake please.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Just had a phone call to say that someone was standing outside my closed coffee bar looking at my cakes for a while drooling but cant see anybody so i guess its safe!

Its only Adam but its ok the council have been and moved him on "

The new CCTV cameras must be working!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"What a great midweek idea. Please don't get snotty about cappuccino and carrot cake please. "

Sorry guys were closed now but will be open again for lunch tomorrow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear Costa's wins then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just had a phone call to say that someone was standing outside my closed coffee bar looking at my cakes for a while drooling but cant see anybody so i guess its safe!

Its only Adam but its ok the council have been and moved him on

The new CCTV cameras must be working!"

Pfffffft actually someone tipped me off council was on it's way so I went round the block! To check out the other threads

I am still here Ash! This is cake we are talking about. Best not to open now though because there will be a long queue outside

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Oh dear Costa's wins then. "

I wouldn't go there...There reviews on trip adviser are terrible!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha the queue is forming even before I could post. You should not have come back Ash

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

What time are you open tomorrow Ash?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Just had a phone call to say that someone was standing outside my closed coffee bar looking at my cakes for a while drooling but cant see anybody so i guess its safe!

Its only Adam but its ok the council have been and moved him on

The new CCTV cameras must be working!

Pfffffft actually someone tipped me off council was on it's way so I went round the block! To check out the other threads

I am still here Ash! This is cake we are talking about. Best not to open now though because there will be a long queue outside "

well done Adam for avoiding the men in yellow jackets from the council as they look quite mean blokes!

will give you a free cup of tea and cake on the house tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear Costa's wins then.

I wouldn't go there...There reviews on trip adviser are terrible!... "

Ash,...I’m writing yours on there soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear Costa's wins then.

I wouldn't go there...There reviews on trip adviser are terrible!...

Ash,...I’m writing yours on there soon. "

Can we get this coffee (virtual as it is) on trip advisor for a laugh?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"What time are you open tomorrow Ash?"

Looks like will have to start a bit earlier than normal tomorrow now Diamond so coffee bar will hopefully be open at 11 am!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear Costa's wins then.

I wouldn't go there...There reviews on trip adviser are terrible!...

Ash,...I’m writing yours on there soon.

Can we get this coffee (virtual as it is) on trip advisor for a laugh? "

Haha that would be funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What time are you open tomorrow Ash?

Looks like will have to start a bit earlier than normal tomorrow now Diamond so coffee bar will hopefully be open at 11 am!"

Diamond can share my cake tomorrow because we have been waiting patiently

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"What time are you open tomorrow Ash?

Looks like will have to start a bit earlier than normal tomorrow now Diamond so coffee bar will hopefully be open at 11 am!"

11am?? that’s half way through the day. Best make sure I’m in the queue early

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"What time are you open tomorrow Ash?

Looks like will have to start a bit earlier than normal tomorrow now Diamond so coffee bar will hopefully be open at 11 am!

11am?? that’s half way through the day. Best make sure I’m in the queue early"

Being a night owl i normally only open for lunch from 12-2 so 11 is early for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What time are you open tomorrow Ash?

Looks like will have to start a bit earlier than normal tomorrow now Diamond so coffee bar will hopefully be open at 11 am!

11am?? that’s half way through the day. Best make sure I’m in the queue early

Being a night owl i normally only open for lunch from 12-2 so 11 is early for me!"

Me and Diamond are staying overnight to beat the queue! We aint moving till we get in

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"What time are you open tomorrow Ash?

Looks like will have to start a bit earlier than normal tomorrow now Diamond so coffee bar will hopefully be open at 11 am!

11am?? that’s half way through the day. Best make sure I’m in the queue early

Being a night owl i normally only open for lunch from 12-2 so 11 is early for me!

Me and Diamond are staying overnight to beat the queue! We aint moving till we get in "

Well said that man! Just need you to tell me where Adam

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Thanks all for popping in today.

Coffee Bar is now closed until tomorrow and I'm off home!

Unbelievable! This was the place to be today and I missed it. Hot drinks and cakes...

Just seen the closed sign!

Next time Ash

Story of my life fancy a coffee Adam?

Oh forget that you don't drink coffee

No coffee for me, but I do fancy a hot cuppa. Just checked Ash is not online... shall we break in?

No wait...

That will be frowned upon, best to wait till opening time. Those cakes through the window are so tempting and look delicious though... "

No cake for me...I'm in training watch this space

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By *ade and VanessaCouple
over a year ago

Central Scotland

Aw jeez just noticed this at bed time and you're closing! Can I put in my order for a vanilla (sugar free if you've got it) latte with an extra shot for the morning please?

V x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Aw jeez just noticed this at bed time and you're closing! Can I put in my order for a vanilla (sugar free if you've got it) latte with an extra shot for the morning please?

V x"

Sorry I missed your post last night V.

Coffee bar will be open early tomorrow morning as i have the day off so your Vanilla Latte will be on the house if you come in. x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

were open for a while again if anyone would like a coffee and cake or just to pop in for a chat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you offer oat milk in this fine establishment?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Goodness Ash, I’ve been waiting patiently please may I have a single shot latte?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Do you offer oat milk in this fine establishment? "

We have everything here at this coffee bar except alcohol.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Goodness Ash, I’ve been waiting patiently please may I have a single shot latte? "

Good afternoon lovely _abs...

One single shot of latte coming right up...Thanks for waiting so patiently x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello, can you do a hot matcha bubble tea for me please?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello, can you do a hot matcha bubble tea for me please?"

Good afternoon Sapphire Thorn..

welcome to the coffee bar..One hot matcha bubble tea coming right up...

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By *oby BestMan
over a year ago

the shires

Hi , would really love a cappuccino and chat right now, it’s been a long week already and still have 1/2 of it to go xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just had lunch so a drink would be nice please xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi , would really love a cappuccino and chat right now, it’s been a long week already and still have 1/2 of it to go xxx"

Good afternoon Toby...welcome to the coffee bar..One cappuccino coming right up...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I've just had lunch so a drink would be nice please xx"

Good afternoon lovely Kat...what do you fancy to drink today? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just had lunch so a drink would be nice please xx

Good afternoon lovely Kat...what do you fancy to drink today? x"

Something fruity xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I've just had lunch so a drink would be nice please xx

Good afternoon lovely Kat...what do you fancy to drink today? x

Something fruity xx"

would you like an apple fruit juice?

I'm off shortly Kat but if anyone comes into the coffee bar while I'm gone would you mind to serve them for me please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just had lunch so a drink would be nice please xx

Good afternoon lovely Kat...what do you fancy to drink today? x

Something fruity xx

would you like an apple fruit juice?

I'm off shortly Kat but if anyone comes into the coffee bar while I'm gone would you mind to serve them for me please x"

Thanks ash and yeah no worries xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good afternoon all..were now open again for hot drinks,cakes and a chat!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Its very quiet today so closing up early!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good evening all..

Open again for a couple of hours if anyone would like a hot drink and cake....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all..

Open again for a couple of hours if anyone would like a hot drink and cake...."

Count me in! I'm always up for a bit of ash!

Opps I meant cake!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening all..

Open again for a couple of hours if anyone would like a hot drink and cake....

Count me in! I'm always up for a bit of ash!

Opps I meant cake!

"

Are you sure you didn't mean me?!

What cake can i get for you to go with your coffee x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all..

Open again for a couple of hours if anyone would like a hot drink and cake....

Count me in! I'm always up for a bit of ash!

Opps I meant cake!

Are you sure you didn't mean me?!

What cake can i get for you to go with your coffee x "

I think I will just stick to coffee cake for now.

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Good evening

Tea please x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening all..

Open again for a couple of hours if anyone would like a hot drink and cake....

Count me in! I'm always up for a bit of ash!

Opps I meant cake!

Are you sure you didn't mean me?!

What cake can i get for you to go with your coffee x

I think I will just stick to coffee cake for now. "

One slice of coffee cake coming right up then!

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening

Tea please x "

Good evening Jo...

One tea with soya milk coming right up..

I remembered again! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening all..

Open again for a couple of hours if anyone would like a hot drink and cake....

Count me in! I'm always up for a bit of ash!

Opps I meant cake!

Are you sure you didn't mean me?!

What cake can i get for you to go with your coffee x

I think I will just stick to coffee cake for now.

One slice of coffee cake coming right up then! "

Why thank you kind sir.

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Good evening

Tea please x

Good evening Jo...

One tea with soya milk coming right up..

I remembered again! x"

xx

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

I fancy a mocca today I think please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I fancy a mocca today I think please "

Good evening my old mucka...One Mocca coming right up...No cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fancy a mocca today I think please

Good evening my old mucka...One Mocca coming right up...No cake?"

If he's not having cake then I will have his.

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"I fancy a mocca today I think please

Good evening my old mucka...One Mocca coming right up...No cake?

If he's not having cake then I will have his. "

Your welcome to share mine but I've only got one spoon I'm afriad

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I fancy a mocca today I think please

Good evening my old mucka...One Mocca coming right up...No cake?

If he's not having cake then I will have his. "

He hasn't ordered any cake yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fancy a mocca today I think please

Good evening my old mucka...One Mocca coming right up...No cake?

If he's not having cake then I will have his.

Your welcome to share mine but I've only got one spoon I'm afriad "

That's ok I'm not civilized I can use my fingers.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Good evening!

I will have a flat white and a slice of chocolate-paracetamol cake please

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening!

I will have a flat white and a slice of chocolate-paracetamol cake please"

Good evening Northants..Nice to see you at the coffee bar again...

One flat white coming up and a chocolate paracetamol cake for your headache?...

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"Good evening!

I will have a flat white and a slice of chocolate-paracetamol cake please

Good evening Northants..Nice to see you at the coffee bar again...

One flat white coming up and a chocolate paracetamol cake for your headache?..."

Thanks Ash.

I have an ouchy throat which I fear may develop into man flu

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I fancy a mocca today I think please

Good evening my old mucka...One Mocca coming right up...No cake?

If he's not having cake then I will have his.

Your welcome to share mine but I've only got one spoon I'm afriad

That's ok I'm not civilized I can use my fingers. "

I like a lady who is good with her fingers.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening!

I will have a flat white and a slice of chocolate-paracetamol cake please

Good evening Northants..Nice to see you at the coffee bar again...

One flat white coming up and a chocolate paracetamol cake for your headache?...

Thanks Ash.

I have an ouchy throat which I fear may develop into man flu "

Keep on having lots of hot drinks and paracetamols when you can and with a bit of luck the man flu will stay away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fancy a mocca today I think please

Good evening my old mucka...One Mocca coming right up...No cake?

If he's not having cake then I will have his.

Your welcome to share mine but I've only got one spoon I'm afriad

That's ok I'm not civilized I can use my fingers.

I like a lady who is good with her fingers. "

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"I fancy a mocca today I think please

Good evening my old mucka...One Mocca coming right up...No cake?

If he's not having cake then I will have his.

Your welcome to share mine but I've only got one spoon I'm afriad

That's ok I'm not civilized I can use my fingers. "

Yes I've seen the pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fancy a mocca today I think please

Good evening my old mucka...One Mocca coming right up...No cake?

If he's not having cake then I will have his.

Your welcome to share mine but I've only got one spoon I'm afriad

That's ok I'm not civilized I can use my fingers.

Yes I've seen the pictures "

Pervert!!!

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"I fancy a mocca today I think please

Good evening my old mucka...One Mocca coming right up...No cake?

If he's not having cake then I will have his.

Your welcome to share mine but I've only got one spoon I'm afriad

That's ok I'm not civilized I can use my fingers.

Yes I've seen the pictures

Pervert!!!

"

I was just doing some research for Sydney University honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fancy a mocca today I think please

Good evening my old mucka...One Mocca coming right up...No cake?

If he's not having cake then I will have his.

Your welcome to share mine but I've only got one spoon I'm afriad

That's ok I'm not civilized I can use my fingers.

Yes I've seen the pictures

Pervert!!!

I was just doing some research for Sydney University honest "

Go ahead I think I would make a perfect lab rat.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Anyone else fancy a hot drink or cake?..Coffee bar will be open until 8 pm..

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"Anyone else fancy a hot drink or cake?..Coffee bar will be open until 8 pm.."

Bread and butter pudding with custard please thank you

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Morning all.

Coffee bar is open if anyone would like a tea coffee or cake.

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Good afternoon

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good afternoon "

Good afternoon Jo...How are you doing today?...would you like your usual?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon ash can I have ........xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Afternoon ash can I have ........xx"

Good afternoon lovely Kat...

One Hot chocolate coming right up with marshmallows and a flake x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon ash

I'd love a coffee please. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon ash can I have ........xx

Good afternoon lovely Kat...

One Hot chocolate coming right up with marshmallows and a flake x"

Thanks lovely can I order birthday cake for tomorrow xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Afternoon ash

I'd love a coffee please. X"

Good afternoon lovely Lorna..

One coffee coming right up...can i tempt you for anything else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon ash

I'd love a coffee please. X

Good afternoon lovely Lorna..

One coffee coming right up...can i tempt you for anything else? "

No I'm good right now ta.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Afternoon ash can I have ........xx

Good afternoon lovely Kat...

One Hot chocolate coming right up with marshmallows and a flake x

Thanks lovely can I order birthday cake for tomorrow xx"

Is it your Birthday Kat?...what sort of cake can i make for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon Ash, can I have a cup of tea and some toast please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Ash! Can I have a triple espresso please? Oh and some gluten free chocolate cake would be nice

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Afternoon Ash, can I have a cup of tea and some toast please x "

Good afternoon lovely Angie...

One cup of tea and 2 toasts coming right up...

what would you like on your toast?..x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon ash can I have ........xx

Good afternoon lovely Kat...

One Hot chocolate coming right up with marshmallows and a flake x

Thanks lovely can I order birthday cake for tomorrow xx

Is it your Birthday Kat?...what sort of cake can i make for you?"

Tomorrow and a nice big chocolate one so I share it with all my fabber friends please xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello Ash! Can I have a triple espresso please? Oh and some gluten free chocolate cake would be nice "

I actually have a gluten free chocolate cake for my friend tomorrow xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello Ash! Can I have a triple espresso please? Oh and some gluten free chocolate cake would be nice "

Good afternoon Sapphire....

One triple espresso coming right up and a slice of gluten free chocolate cake...

Grab a table and will bring it over.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Afternoon ash can I have ........xx

Good afternoon lovely Kat...

One Hot chocolate coming right up with marshmallows and a flake x

Thanks lovely can I order birthday cake for tomorrow xx

Is it your Birthday Kat?...what sort of cake can i make for you?

Tomorrow and a nice big chocolate one so I share it with all my fabber friends please xx"

I'm off work tomorrow so will have a big chocolate cake ready on the bar at midday so we can celebrate your birthday x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon ash can I have ........xx

Good afternoon lovely Kat...

One Hot chocolate coming right up with marshmallows and a flake x

Thanks lovely can I order birthday cake for tomorrow xx

Is it your Birthday Kat?...what sort of cake can i make for you?

Tomorrow and a nice big chocolate one so I share it with all my fabber friends please xx

I'm off work tomorrow so will have a big chocolate cake ready on the bar at midday so we can celebrate your birthday x"

Awe thanks ash xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Afternoon ash can I have ........xx

Good afternoon lovely Kat...

One Hot chocolate coming right up with marshmallows and a flake x

Thanks lovely can I order birthday cake for tomorrow xx

Is it your Birthday Kat?...what sort of cake can i make for you?

Tomorrow and a nice big chocolate one so I share it with all my fabber friends please xx

I'm off work tomorrow so will have a big chocolate cake ready on the bar at midday so we can celebrate your birthday x

Awe thanks ash xx"

It should be a fun party x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon Ash, can I have a cup of tea and some toast please x

Good afternoon lovely Angie...

One cup of tea and 2 toasts coming right up...

what would you like on your toast?..x"

Just some butter please. X

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Afternoon Ash, can I have a cup of tea and some toast please x

Good afternoon lovely Angie...

One cup of tea and 2 toasts coming right up...

what would you like on your toast?..x

Just some butter please. X "

2 toasts with butter coming right up Angie..x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon ash can I have ........xx

Good afternoon lovely Kat...

One Hot chocolate coming right up with marshmallows and a flake x

Thanks lovely can I order birthday cake for tomorrow xx

Is it your Birthday Kat?...what sort of cake can i make for you?

Tomorrow and a nice big chocolate one so I share it with all my fabber friends please xx

I'm off work tomorrow so will have a big chocolate cake ready on the bar at midday so we can celebrate your birthday x

Awe thanks ash xx

It should be a fun party x"

Not sure if I will be on much as a group of us are going to townhouse to celebrate xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Afternoon ash can I have ........xx

Good afternoon lovely Kat...

One Hot chocolate coming right up with marshmallows and a flake x

Thanks lovely can I order birthday cake for tomorrow xx

Is it your Birthday Kat?...what sort of cake can i make for you?

Tomorrow and a nice big chocolate one so I share it with all my fabber friends please xx

I'm off work tomorrow so will have a big chocolate cake ready on the bar at midday so we can celebrate your birthday x

Awe thanks ash xx

It should be a fun party x

Not sure if I will be on much as a group of us are going to townhouse to celebrate xx"

I hope you have a great and a naughty time tomorrow x

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Good afternoon

Good afternoon Jo...How are you doing today?...would you like your usual?"

I am doing ok, yes please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee and cake please as I'm just on a break x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good afternoon

Good afternoon Jo...How are you doing today?...would you like your usual?

I am doing ok, yes please x "

One cup of tea with soya milk coming right up and a selection of biscuits. x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Coffee and cake please as I'm just on a break x"

Afternoon lovely Cat...

One coffee and a cake coming up quickly as you're on a break x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon ash can I have ........xx

Good afternoon lovely Kat...

One Hot chocolate coming right up with marshmallows and a flake x

Thanks lovely can I order birthday cake for tomorrow xx

Is it your Birthday Kat?...what sort of cake can i make for you?

Tomorrow and a nice big chocolate one so I share it with all my fabber friends please xx

I'm off work tomorrow so will have a big chocolate cake ready on the bar at midday so we can celebrate your birthday x

Awe thanks ash xx

It should be a fun party x

Not sure if I will be on much as a group of us are going to townhouse to celebrate xx

I hope you have a great and a naughty time tomorrow x"

Thanks that's the plan x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

were still open until 2.30 today if anyone would like a tea or coffee and a cake.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Afternoon Ash coffee please and any cake will do me!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

My lovely friend Kat, have a great birthday tomorrow xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Afternoon Ash coffee please and any cake will do me! "

Good afternoon lovely Samiss...

One coffee coming right up and a slice of Chocolate cake x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Afternoon Ash coffee please and any cake will do me!

Good afternoon lovely Samiss...

One coffee coming right up and a slice of Chocolate cake x "

Ooh thank you Ash, that sounds delicious, although I always get in a mess with chocolate cake, so serviette at the ready

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Afternoon Ash coffee please and any cake will do me!

Good afternoon lovely Samiss...

One coffee coming right up and a slice of Chocolate cake x

Ooh thank you Ash, that sounds delicious, although I always get in a mess with chocolate cake, so serviette at the ready "

I had a feeling you might be a messy cake eater so have plenty of serviettes ready for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My lovely friend Kat, have a great birthday tomorrow xx"

Awe thanks lovely xx

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Hullo lovelies. I definitely fancy a coffee and a cake with good company. After a manic morning it would be just the tonic.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hullo lovelies. I definitely fancy a coffee and a cake with good company. After a manic morning it would be just the tonic. "

Good afternoon Mac lass...

One coffee coming right up and a slice of carrot cake?...

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Hullo lovelies. I definitely fancy a coffee and a cake with good company. After a manic morning it would be just the tonic. "

Can't beat a nice bit of cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hullo lovelies. I definitely fancy a coffee and a cake with good company. After a manic morning it would be just the tonic.

Can't beat a nice bit of cake "

I've got a couple of cherry bakewells for you if you buy me a large coffee

Peach x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Afternoon Ash coffee please and any cake will do me!

Good afternoon lovely Samiss...

One coffee coming right up and a slice of Chocolate cake x

Ooh thank you Ash, that sounds delicious, although I always get in a mess with chocolate cake, so serviette at the ready

I had a feeling you might be a messy cake eater so have plenty of serviettes ready for you! "

I'm a messy everything Ash!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"Hullo lovelies. I definitely fancy a coffee and a cake with good company. After a manic morning it would be just the tonic.

Can't beat a nice bit of cake

I've got a couple of cherry bakewells for you if you buy me a large coffee

Peach x"

Latte or mocha

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"My lovely friend Kat, have a great birthday tomorrow xx

Awe thanks lovely xx"

You're very welcome sweetie. Xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hullo lovelies. I definitely fancy a coffee and a cake with good company. After a manic morning it would be just the tonic. "

Hello Mac

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hullo lovelies. I definitely fancy a coffee and a cake with good company. After a manic morning it would be just the tonic.

Can't beat a nice bit of cake

I've got a couple of cherry bakewells for you if you buy me a large coffee

Peach x

Latte or mocha "

Frothy and creamy everytime pp

Peach x

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

I have to go to work now so will leave you in charge of the coffee bar Peach!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have to go to work now so will leave you in charge of the coffee bar Peach!."

You're mad op

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay guys, Ash has left the building....turn up the music, refill your cups and lets get social, or naked, whatever floats your boat

Peach x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Okay guys, Ash has left the building....turn up the music, refill your cups and lets get social, or naked, whatever floats your boat

Peach x"

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Okay guys, Ash has left the building....turn up the music, refill your cups and lets get social, or naked, whatever floats your boat

Peach x

I'm in "

Oh hello....

I'm supposed to ask what drink you would like but I've just found some squirty cream and strawberries and thinking we can have a lot more fun with those.....

Peach x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Okay guys, Ash has left the building....turn up the music, refill your cups and lets get social, or naked, whatever floats your boat

Peach x

I'm in

Oh hello....

I'm supposed to ask what drink you would like but I've just found some squirty cream and strawberries and thinking we can have a lot more fun with those.....

Peach x"

Now Ash will be disappointed if he missed that

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over a year ago


"Okay guys, Ash has left the building....turn up the music, refill your cups and lets get social, or naked, whatever floats your boat

Peach x

I'm in

Oh hello....

I'm supposed to ask what drink you would like but I've just found some squirty cream and strawberries and thinking we can have a lot more fun with those.....

Peach x

Now Ash will be disappointed if he missed that "

I've saved the trifle from another thread for him

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This supposed to be a high end coffee bar, better sort my act out...

Anyone for a green shit smoothie?

You can drink it, bathe in it or just pour it over my naked body and lick it off

Peach x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Okay guys, Ash has left the building....turn up the music, refill your cups and lets get social, or naked, whatever floats your boat

Peach x

I'm in

Oh hello....

I'm supposed to ask what drink you would like but I've just found some squirty cream and strawberries and thinking we can have a lot more fun with those.....

Peach x

Now Ash will be disappointed if he missed that

I've saved the trifle from another thread for him

Peach x"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yum yums! Get your PP's pastry delights here!

Disclaimer: any pubic hair found in said yumyums should be returned to the owner immediately

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Flat white coffee and Belgian waffles please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yum yums! Get your PP's pastry delights here!

Disclaimer: any pubic hair found in said yumyums should be returned to the owner immediately"

Oh dear...

As inviting as that sounds I will have to pass on this occasion

Oh... my god! I just turned down Yum Yums! Next time without any unwanted bits in them.

Love pastry delights though!

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