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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Just in from the pub .......who is here pls..... ?

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Feckin' hell Granny....you woke me up!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

Zoe - dipping my toes back in - good time at the pub? Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here miss

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Present!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waves!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I am not here..

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over a year ago

Here Miss Crumpet

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

oooooooooooohhhhhhhhh lovely ........

Pinot Grigio was on offer per bottle.........

If I gave Paul a good glass but not quite full..... How many glasses did I have ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*waves from the quiet spot in the corner*

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

barely here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here from shagging one of the bar men in the bathroom now I free drink for the night.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Hmmmmmmm well I LOVE everyone who has replied so far .BUT Princess layer I've never seen.....so ...... Hello lovely

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

I'm here (jumps up and down and waves)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sox™ present and correct .. Sir!,,,

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm a little free and easy .....ask me ANYTHING you've ever wanted to know about me or about you or about anything ...

Im in an it's okay to be open for five mins before collapsing on the bed....and not im not typing straight im rubbin out n filling in .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

meeeeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm a little free and easy .....ask me ANYTHING you've ever wanted to know about me or about you or about anything ...

Im in an it's okay to be open for five mins before collapsing on the bed....and not im not typing straight im rubbin out n filling in ....... "

Well I posted this one whole minute ago and you haven't asked a bloody thing....... WASTRELS n time wasters all of you .......

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

im here !!! but do hear bed calling me

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Zoe - dipping my toes back in - good time at the pub? Z"

Yes thanks Steve........ It is Steve isn't it ? I can tell by the way you type ......

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Here miss

i've been a very good girl, do i get a treat

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"I'm a little free and easy .....ask me ANYTHING you've ever wanted to know about me or about you or about anything ...

Im in an it's okay to be open for five mins before collapsing on the bed....and not im not typing straight im rubbin out n filling in .......

Well I posted this one whole minute ago and you haven't asked a bloody thing....... WASTRELS n time wasters all of you .......

Did you drink your glass of water with it

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm a little free and easy .....ask me ANYTHING you've ever wanted to know about me or about you or about anything ...

Im in an it's okay to be open for five mins before collapsing on the bed....and not im not typing straight im rubbin out n filling in .......

Well I posted this one whole minute ago and you haven't asked a bloody thing....... WASTRELS n time wasters all of you .......

Did you drink your glass of water with it"

Yes course..... they know me. One pint of soda water..... FREE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yoohoo Granny... Present, Correct and fully medicated...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Here miss

i've been a very good girl, do i get a treat

Yes Course ..... what would you like ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Yoohoo Granny... Present, Correct and fully medicated...

Is that the same as wiping dettol up the crack of your arse ?

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"Zoe - dipping my toes back in - good time at the pub? Z

Yes thanks Steve........ It is Steve isn't it ? I can tell by the way you type ......

it's Zoe - Steve types like a bloke! Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a little free and easy .....ask me ANYTHING you've ever wanted to know about me or about you or about anything ...

Im in an it's okay to be open for five mins before collapsing on the bed....and not im not typing straight im rubbin out n filling in ....... "

Ok Gwanny,,,,,,, where do you go to my lovely when you alone in your bed….?..... Tell us the thoughts that surround you,…… We want to look inside your head …….!.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Zoe - dipping my toes back in - good time at the pub? Z

Yes thanks Steve........ It is Steve isn't it ? I can tell by the way you type ......

it's Zoe - Steve types like a bloke! Z"

God sake Zoe....... Guess what ?

so do .....

Ello xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here just

I had a little trip and em just got back from the hospital.

Dam bruised ribs, oops don't think i'll be playing for a little while hard to breathe

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm a little free and easy .....ask me ANYTHING you've ever wanted to know about me or about you or about anything ...

Im in an it's okay to be open for five mins before collapsing on the bed....and not im not typing straight im rubbin out n filling in .......

Ok Gwanny,,,,,,, where do you go to my lovely when you alone in your bed….?..... Tell us the thoughts that surround you,…… We want to look inside your head …….!.

I remember the back streets of Nipples. Two swingers covered in fags. To shake of their lowly ambitions .....dee dee dah do do dah with slags.......xxxxx

Thanks for asking x

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By *r AntrimMan
over a year ago

lisburn

im here 2...hellllooooooo

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Here just

I had a little trip and em just got back from the hospital.

Dam bruised ribs, oops don't think i'll be playing for a little while hard to breathe

Okay ......can I put you down for a post Easter fuck then ?

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"Here miss

i've been a very good girl, do i get a treat

Yes Course ..... what would you like ?

facepics

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"im here 2...hellllooooooo

Hello darling ... I see you have a belly button where the wifes arse used to be xx

I really never knew you hexisted. xx

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By *ayceeCouple
over a year ago

northampton

sorry I am late Miss

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Here miss

i've been a very good girl, do i get a treat

Yes Course ..... what would you like ?

facepics

Okay Jem .....

Coming up

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Good evening Granny, what should I have for lunch tomorrow?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Good evening Granny, what should I have for lunch tomorrow?"

Soapy! What else .....

That or a fried mars bar and a battered goose fat pizza smothered in stovies with tattties neaps bridies n pineapple tart.........

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"sorry I am late Miss

Jaycee you are here and that is all that matters xx

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over a year ago

"I'm a little free and easy .....ask me ANYTHING you've ever wanted to know about me or about you or about anything ...

Im in an it's okay to be open for five mins before collapsing on the bed....and not im not typing straight im rubbin out n filling in .......

Ok Gwanny,,,,,,, where do you go to my lovely when you alone in your bed….?..... Tell us the thoughts that surround you,…… We want to look inside your head …….!.

I remember the back streets of Nipples. Two swingers covered in fags. To shake of their lowly ambitions .....dee dee dah do do dah with slags.......xxxxx

Thanks for asking x "

haha Gwanny,,,a most excellent reply...... but can you rap eh?.... init!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yoohoo Granny... Present, Correct and fully medicated...

Is that the same as wiping dettol up the crack of your arse ?"

Its the new Dettol jelly... Looks like I need to lube up, just in case of ninja attack...

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Good evening Granny, what should I have for lunch tomorrow?

Soapy! What else .....

That or a fried mars bar and a battered goose fat pizza smothered in stovies with tattties neaps bridies n pineapple tart.........

You trying to give me a heart attack woman?? I'll stick wi' salad. Yes, you heard right, a Scot who eats salad!!!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Good evening Granny, what should I have for lunch tomorrow?

Soapy! What else .....

That or a fried mars bar and a battered goose fat pizza smothered in stovies with tattties neaps bridies n pineapple tart.........

You trying to give me a heart attack woman?? I'll stick wi' salad. Yes, you heard right, a Scot who eats salad!!!

Ha ! Scottish Salad .... A recipe by Granny Crumpet.

Take one haggis and steep in whiskey

Add four packs of lard and mix with three buckets of prohibited neep wine. Firsht tashte the wine to make shure itshhhhh

One haggish shteeped in whishkeysh and four paksh of lardmixshed wish wine bucketsh o' prohib..... fucking banned wine firsht tashte t....

Thatsh the fucking Hinglish that banned the fucking neap whine the fucking wine waysthing saschenakkssh ...fisht tisht the waine to makeshure itshhhhhhhh zzzzzzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi Granny you sent me a question but never sent the answer lol xx

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Im here .. did you have a good evening

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Oi Granny you sent me a question but never sent the answer lol xx

YOU were supposed to send me the answer you ......nice person you.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Im here .. did you have a good evening

Yes thank you xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi Granny you sent me a question but never sent the answer lol xx

YOU were supposed to send me the answer you ......nice person you."

I told ya i hadnt a bloody clue lol didnt know you didnt know pmsl xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got in.......evening all.....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I'm a little free and easy .....ask me ANYTHING you've ever wanted to know about me or about you or about anything ...

Im in an it's okay to be open for five mins before collapsing on the bed....and not im not typing straight im rubbin out n filling in .......

Ok Gwanny,,,,,,, where do you go to my lovely when you alone in your bed….?..... Tell us the thoughts that surround you,…… We want to look inside your head …….!.

I remember the back streets of Nipples. Two swingers covered in fags. To shake of their lowly ambitions .....dee dee dah do do dah with slags.......xxxxx

Thanks for asking x

haha Gwanny,,,a most excellent reply...... but can you rap eh?.... init!

Soxy! Can I rap?

Course I can you white cotton chap!

From your ankle to your knee cap

To your thigh n to ya crotch

Ahm the Granny with a Fanny that can rap because she's hot.

Ah's got booblahs Ahs got pusseh

Ah's got balls n Ahs got ass

N ahs been the pub all night so I also got the garrrrrrrrse....

parp it! Parp it real good ! Parp it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a little free and easy .....ask me ANYTHING you've ever wanted to know about me or about you or about anything ...

Im in an it's okay to be open for five mins before collapsing on the bed....and not im not typing straight im rubbin out n filling in .......

Ok Gwanny,,,,,,, where do you go to my lovely when you alone in your bed….?..... Tell us the thoughts that surround you,…… We want to look inside your head …….!.

I remember the back streets of Nipples. Two swingers covered in fags. To shake of their lowly ambitions .....dee dee dah do do dah with slags.......xxxxx

Thanks for asking x

haha Gwanny,,,a most excellent reply...... but can you rap eh?.... init!

Soxy! Can I rap?

Course I can you white cotton chap!

From your ankle to your knee cap

To your thigh n to ya crotch

Ahm the Granny with a Fanny that can rap because she's hot.

Ah's got booblahs Ahs got pusseh

Ah's got balls n Ahs got ass

N ahs been the pub all night so I also got the garrrrrrrrse....

parp it! Parp it real good ! Parp it !"

Gwanny wot can I say,,, yur my No1......... your are da man.... respect!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a little free and easy .....ask me ANYTHING you've ever wanted to know about me or about you or about anything ...

Im in an it's okay to be open for five mins before collapsing on the bed....and not im not typing straight im rubbin out n filling in .......

Ok Gwanny,,,,,,, where do you go to my lovely when you alone in your bed….?..... Tell us the thoughts that surround you,…… We want to look inside your head …….!.

I remember the back streets of Nipples. Two swingers covered in fags. To shake of their lowly ambitions .....dee dee dah do do dah with slags.......xxxxx

Thanks for asking x

haha Gwanny,,,a most excellent reply...... but can you rap eh?.... init!

Soxy! Can I rap?

Course I can you white cotton chap!

From your ankle to your knee cap

To your thigh n to ya crotch

Ahm the Granny with a Fanny that can rap because she's hot.

Ah's got booblahs Ahs got pusseh

Ah's got balls n Ahs got ass

N ahs been the pub all night so I also got the garrrrrrrrse....

parp it! Parp it real good ! Parp it !"

legend!!!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Thenk you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greetings and salutations Granny. Hope you have had a superlative libation in the alehouse. xxx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Greetings and salutations Granny. Hope you have had a superlative libation in the alehouse. xxx"

I did dear I did ....and now I must lay between the duvet and the matress and partake of some shuteye .....verily one would up chuck if one dallied a while.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Greetings and salutations Granny. Hope you have had a superlative libation in the alehouse. xxx

I did dear I did ....and now I must lay between the duvet and the matress and partake of some shuteye .....verily one would up chuck if one dallied a while....... "

Do hold onto the edges of the bed, it helps when the room spins dear heart. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi Granny i thought ya were T total xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

coo eee folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi Granny i thought ya were T total xx

silent t as in Pino(t) Grigio.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Just got here, been teaching and then had to go to the pub to destress lol

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

just back,bin walking the dog,did you have a good evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am a newbie! Am I allowed to be here? Would love to be! Xxxxx do love the banter on the forums! And u learn soooooo much!

Granny, glad u had a fun night, can I come next time u sound like my type of lady! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am a newbie! Am I allowed to be here? Would love to be! Xxxxx do love the banter on the forums! And u learn soooooo much!

Granny, glad u had a fun night, can I come next time u sound like my type of lady! Xx"

Everyones allowed ta be her ya just have ta be fookin nuts

Welcome xxxxxxxxxxxx

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Am a newbie! Am I allowed to be here? Would love to be! Xxxxx do love the banter on the forums! And u learn soooooo much!

Granny, glad u had a fun night, can I come next time u sound like my type of lady! Xx

Everyones allowed ta be her ya just have ta be fookin nuts

Welcome xxxxxxxxxxxx

and learn to speak soapy's language lol - welcome to the mad house

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

welcome iv not been on long but i love it

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Soapy get my arse off your avatar, I keep thinking I've posted the shite you spout!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am a newbie! Am I allowed to be here? Would love to be! Xxxxx do love the banter on the forums! And u learn soooooo much!

Granny, glad u had a fun night, can I come next time u sound like my type of lady! Xx

Everyones allowed ta be her ya just have ta be fookin nuts

Welcome xxxxxxxxxxxx

and learn to speak soapy's language lol - welcome to the mad house"

Awww thanks guys! I had another profile which is best never mentioned! And met soapy before! Lol, mad but reasonably harmless me thinks! Being so far away! Pmsl!

And am certified a true nutter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soapy get my arse off your avatar, I keep thinking I've posted the shite you spout!!!!"

I didn't know him either! Shocking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"welcome iv not been on long but i love it

Love fab and most of the people I have met! But the forum is so much more fun than fb!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"Am a newbie! Am I allowed to be here? Would love to be! Xxxxx do love the banter on the forums! And u learn soooooo much!

Granny, glad u had a fun night, can I come next time u sound like my type of lady! Xx"

grannys everyones type of lady

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Am a newbie! Am I allowed to be here? Would love to be! Xxxxx do love the banter on the forums! And u learn soooooo much!

Granny, glad u had a fun night, can I come next time u sound like my type of lady! Xx

grannys everyones type of lady

I did do some pics Jemima..... God they were horrible.

I will work on them this weekend. If it takes me more than half an hour im not doing it.

Off to work xxx

byeeeee xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off to work xxx

byeeeee xx "

*Waves hanky*

Huwwy back Gwanny...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am a newbie! Am I allowed to be here? Would love to be! Xxxxx do love the banter on the forums! And u learn soooooo much!

Granny, glad u had a fun night, can I come next time u sound like my type of lady! Xx

grannys everyones type of lady

I did do some pics Jemima..... God they were horrible.

I will work on them this weekend. If it takes me more than half an hour im not doing it.

Off to work xxx

byeeeee xx "
I need new pics taken i will take your you can take me , lol I will sit you nude on one of my lovely horses ... that would make a very sexy pic gran x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I need new pics taken i will take your you can take me , lol I will sit you nude on one of my lovely horses ... that would make a very sexy pic gran x

Tell ya what Jo...

You and Granny sit naked on one of your horses... And I'LL come and take the photos...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Whose gonna pump the horse back up ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well they won't allow pics of you on a horse, i tried and failed!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Well they won't allow pics of you on a horse, i tried and failed!

Why me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well they won't allow pics of you on a horse, i tried and failed!

Why me ?"

What

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Well they won't allow pics of you on a horse, i tried and failed!

Why me ?

What

Why won't they allow pics of me on a horse and why the fuff where you putting pics of me on a horse on here ..... the mind boggles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well they won't allow pics of you on a horse, i tried and failed!

Why me ?

What

Why won't they allow pics of me on a horse and why the fuff where you putting pics of me on a horse on here ..... the mind boggles."

You are being deliberately obtuse today Grann...., when I said they won't allow pics of 'you' on a horse, I was meaning anyone, or 'one', I just don't like sounding like the Queen and saying 'one on a horse'...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Well they won't allow pics of you on a horse, i tried and failed!

Why me ?

What

Why won't they allow pics of me on a horse and why the fuff where you putting pics of me on a horse on here ..... the mind boggles.

Ah know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

present

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here, i am!!

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