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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So many out there.

Why to kamikaze pilots wear helmets

Why can’t you put mascara on with your mouth shut

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

At a cinema which arm rest is yours?

Why are there no 'B' batteries?

If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?

What is Satan's last name?

What is a picture of a thousand words worth?

Why does quicksand work slowly?

Can crop circles be square?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

Why do they sterilize lethal injections?

Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are there no 'B' batteries?

There used to be around or just after WW1, they got phased out.

You can still buy them from speciality suppliers though, still used in some lanterns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can’t put mascara on with your mouth closed?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

According to Wikipedia...

"The McHotDog is a hot dog available at McDonald's in Japan. They were introduced in 1995 at some Midwestern located stores (at the option of the franchise-holder) as a summer item. UK locations sold hot dogs during the late 1990s and as a seasonal menu item in the summer of 2002."

So that's one crossed off your list.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do they sterilize lethal injections?

Incase there is a stay of execution at the very last minute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would imagine kamikaze pilots wore helmets in case something hit them in the noggin on the way to their destination, and they got knocked out or discombobulated and flew into the wrong thing, like Tesco instead of Pearl Harbour.

Wouldn't quite be the same.

P

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Why does monosyllabic have so many syllables?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Apparently there used to be B size batteries too.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kamikaze pilots wore helmets because their radio headsets are an integral of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a one armed man is handcuffed by chains around the neck, running down the back with the one hand behind the back with the chains finishing around his ankles

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

What is Satan's last name?

Pretty sure it's Rees-Mogg...

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So many out there.

Why to kamikaze pilots wear helmets

Why can’t you put mascara on with your mouth shut

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

At a cinema which arm rest is yours?

Why are there no 'B' batteries?

If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?

What is Satan's last name?

What is a picture of a thousand words worth?

Why does quicksand work slowly?

Can crop circles be square?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

Why do they sterilize lethal injections?

Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?

"

Why to kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Incase they get hit with debris enroutr to target.

Why can’t you put mascara on with your mouth shut? I'm watching for this now!

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? Yeah.. why not? C'mon Ronald!

Are eyebrows considered facial hair? Yes.

At a cinema which arm rest is yours? Both.

Why are there no 'B' batteries? There are.

If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys? Man and apes have a shared ancestor, they are related, but not evolved from.

How do you handcuff a one-armed man? To his ankle, tough shit.

Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary? Yes.

What is Satan's last name? Doesn't have one. He's a fallen Angel, Angels only have one name.

What is a picture of a thousand words worth? Fuck all.

Why does quicksand work slowly? Because slow mud doesn't sound as scary as it should be.

Can crop circles be square? Yes.

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant? Watch nature do it's own thing, do no harm.

Why do they sterilize lethal injections? Habit.

Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"? It's one or the other. Don't mix your metaphors!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the quicksand one is down to movies.

you do not completely sink in it if you remain still.

when you reach your buoyancy point, gently kick with you feet and with your arms out to the sides should be able to escape.

of course if you panic you will sink.

same with falling into cold water. to survive cold water shock, dont panic just float until your body temperature matches the sea.

then you can start to swim safely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?

Humans and monkeys are both primates. But humans are not descended from monkeys or any other primate living today. We do share a common ape ancestor with chimpanzees. It lived between 8 and 6 million years ago. But humans and chimpanzees evolved differently from that same ancestor. All apes and monkeys share a more distant relative, which lived about 25 million years ago.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This is making me giggle.

Why is there only one monopolies commission

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is making me giggle.

Why is there only one monopolies commission "

That's a good one!

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton


"So many out there.

Why to kamikaze pilots wear helmets ? To keep their hair from going in their eyes because that's how accidents happen

Why can’t you put mascara on with your mouth shut? Because you keep telling yourself how good it will look

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs? Because they never invested in hotdog griddles

Are eyebrows considered facial hair? Yes

At a cinema which arm rest is yours? none they belong to the cinema

Why are there no 'B' batteries? Because it was hard for anyone with a stutter to ask for them

If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys? Because he didn't fuck them all

How do you handcuff a one-armed man? cock rings were invented by mistake /now use your imagination

Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary? Maybe not in it but it is on the cover

What is Satan's last name? If he told you he would have to kill you

What is a picture of a thousand words worth? Wordsworth will know ask him

Why does quicksand work slowly? Just goes with the flow

Can crop circles be square? Maybe in a roundabout way

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant? A hungry endangered animal

Why do they sterilize lethal injections?They want to be sure it's the drug that kills and not an infection

Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"? Because someone has boiled the water from beneath

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"Apparently there used to be B size batteries too.

A"

They were used in old valve radios and could be up to 90v, you had to take them to a radio shop to be charged up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are a billion billion stars in the night sky you will believe them but if you see a sign that says 'wet paint'.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kamikaze pilots wore helmets because the earphones for their radios were built into them. As they approached the target the leader would direct them to the part of the ship needed to be targeted.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Why are stairs in the cinema a stupid size. You can't take two steps on them and you can't take one. Your left taking one and a half and walking like a twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is life so short ?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"What is Satan's last name?

Pretty sure it's Rees-Mogg...

A"

Satans second name is Greavsie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact people think humans evolved from monkeys is a testament to how poorly evolution is taught.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where does your lap go when you stand up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is life so short ?"

It's the longest thing any of us are likely to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where does your lap go when you stand up?"

Lapland?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Satan's last name seems like Obama to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where does your lap go when you stand up?

Lapland?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God created man according to the bible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What is Satan's last name?

Pretty sure it's Rees-Mogg...

A

Satans second name is Greavsie "

Always make me grin as I remember a book I read about demons: nightfall by Stephen leather

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent


"If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?"

Dolphins were monkeys that didn't like the land

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would imagine kamikaze pilots wore helmets in case something hit them in the noggin on the way to their destination, and they got knocked out or discombobulated and flew into the wrong thing, like Tesco instead of Pearl Harbour.

Wouldn't quite be the same.

P"

It's where there radio earphones were, so their unit leader could order them to attack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is making me giggle.

Why is there only one monopolies commission

That's a good one! "
because the others got sent to jail

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Why can't you play Air Guitar without an actual Air Guitar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are frankfurters called hot "dogs"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?

Humans and monkeys are both primates. But humans are not descended from monkeys or any other primate living today. We do share a common ape ancestor with chimpanzees. It lived between 8 and 6 million years ago. But humans and chimpanzees evolved differently from that same ancestor. All apes and monkeys share a more distant relative, which lived about 25 million years ago."

Which part of the couple wrote this?

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By *xelf787Man
over a year ago

Chorlton, Manchester

If space is infinite what are we expanding into???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Uni means one.....why are Unisex nappies for both?

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.


"What is Satan's last name?

Pretty sure it's Rees-Mogg...

A"

Think you will find it's Corbyn...

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

How do we actually know what dinosaurs sound like?

Ed

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Kamikazes only flew their planes into the enemy if the plane was damaged and wouldn't make it back to base. Honourable death.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where does your lap go when you stand up?

Lapland?"

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"How do we actually know what dinosaurs sound like?

Ed"

Because we've seen jurassic park

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So many out there.

Why to kamikaze pilots wear helmets

Why can’t you put mascara on with your mouth shut

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?

Are eyebrows considered facial hair?

At a cinema which arm rest is yours?

Why are there no 'B' batteries?

If man evolved from monkeys, how come we still have monkeys?

How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

Do they have the word "dictionary" in the dictionary?

What is Satan's last name?

What is a picture of a thousand words worth?

Why does quicksand work slowly?

Can crop circles be square?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

Why do they sterilize lethal injections?

Why is it that when we "skate on thin ice", we can "get in hot water"?

"

mcdonalds cant even sell hot burgers let alone hot dogs

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells


"What is Satan's last name?

Pretty sure it's Rees-Mogg...

A"

Love it.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"What is Satan's last name?

Pretty sure it's Rees-Mogg...

A"

Ickversis?

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