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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We’ve had lovely hot corn on the cob dripping with butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone once asked me if they could fuck me with a corn on the cob from kfc then watch me eat it after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone once asked me if they could fuck me with a corn on the cob from kfc then watch me eat it after"

Shame I don’t like corn on the cob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmmmm melted butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone once asked me if they could fuck me with a corn on the cob from kfc then watch me eat it after"

Hahahahaha that made me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone once asked me if they could fuck me with a corn on the cob from kfc then watch me eat it after

Shame I don’t like corn on the cob "

It might have tasted different after they fucked you with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’ve had lovely hot corn on the cob dripping with butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone once asked me if they could fuck me with a corn on the cob from kfc then watch me eat it after

Shame I don’t like corn on the cob

It might have tasted different after they fucked you with it."

Would have tasted amazing then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone once asked me if they could fuck me with a corn on the cob from kfc then watch me eat it after

Hahahahaha that made me laugh!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone once asked me if they could fuck me with a corn on the cob from kfc then watch me eat it after"

i remember you saying this. strangest thing ive heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone once asked me if they could fuck me with a corn on the cob from kfc then watch me eat it after

i remember you saying this. strangest thing ive heard"

It’s my own fault for putting my status as ‘pour kfc gravy on my tits and I’m your gal’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omfg now I want corn on the cob!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone once asked me if they could fuck me with a corn on the cob from kfc then watch me eat it after"

It’s a very unique request, sounds like a keeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omfg now I want corn on the cob!!

Oot ma fanny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone once asked me if they could fuck me with a corn on the cob from kfc then watch me eat it after

Shame I don’t like corn on the cob "

Hahaha very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone once asked me if they could fuck me with a corn on the cob from kfc then watch me eat it after

It’s a very unique request, sounds like a keeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought this was going to be some strange photo request, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone once asked me if they could fuck me with a corn on the cob from kfc then watch me eat it after

i remember you saying this. strangest thing ive heard

It’s my own fault for putting my status as ‘pour kfc gravy on my tits and I’m your gal’"

ah. yes that would do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will a piece of chewed toenail suffice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"mmmmmmm melted butter

Shhhush Kaitlyn, you’re gonna upset the mmmmmmmm haters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was a new twist on send a face pic for a moment, was about to get the camera out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone once asked me if they could fuck me with a corn on the cob from kfc then watch me eat it after

Hahahahaha that made me laugh!"

Thanks to her majesty you could well be the first person to laugh on a thread created by me.

Winning

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"mmmmmmm melted butter

Shhhush Kaitlyn, you’re gonna upset the mmmmmmmm haters!"
mmmmmmm love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone once asked me if they could fuck me with a corn on the cob from kfc then watch me eat it after"

They're a strange lot,them that work at KFC

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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Corn on the cob done on the bbq .....love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We’ve had lovely hot corn on the cob dripping with butter

That emoji always reminds me of slimer from the classic 80s movie ‘Ghostbusters’

“I ain’t afraida no ghost”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just bumped the best thread ever about sweet corn!

Enjoy, folks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone once asked me if they could fuck me with a corn on the cob from kfc then watch me eat it after

Hahahahaha that made me laugh!"
Me too

at least you would have got a little lemon fresh clean up wipe for afterwards Queen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone once asked me if they could fuck me with a corn on the cob from kfc then watch me eat it after

i remember you saying this. strangest thing ive heard"

Corn on the cob and sweet pussy!

Can’t believe we didn’t think of it first, It’s genius.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone once asked me if they could fuck me with a corn on the cob from kfc then watch me eat it after

Hahahahaha that made me laugh!Me too

at least you would have got a little lemon fresh clean up wipe for afterwards Queen

Cheeky wee Lidl’s own strawberry scented babywipes would do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP I’m sorry for soiling your thread with my filth

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"mmmmmmm melted butter

Shhhush Kaitlyn, you’re gonna upset the mmmmmmmm haters!mmmmmmm love it"

When someone goes mmmmmmm I just think of mmmmmMattersons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this was a new twist on send a face pic for a moment, was about to get the camera out.

Ha so did I!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone once asked me if they could fuck me with a corn on the cob from kfc then watch me eat it after

i remember you saying this. strangest thing ive heard

It’s my own fault for putting my status as ‘pour kfc gravy on my tits and I’m your gal’"

Do they do mushy peas at kfc?

We don’t frequent the kfc but mushy peas are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway, can I spit this sharp bit of toenail out or do you need it, an answer would be really helpful coz it's starting to fray.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will a piece of chewed toenail suffice?

One of yours?

I don’t think it’d help, wouldn’t touch the sides!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will a piece of chewed toenail suffice?

One of yours?

I don’t think it’d help, wouldn’t touch the sides! "

It's off big one ya know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought this was a new twist on send a face pic for a moment, was about to get the camera out.

As if someone would start a thread with a title that sounds just like the other half dozen on page 1 for the craic

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I love a corn on the cob. Not in company though, it’s a bit messy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will a piece of chewed toenail suffice?

One of yours?

I don’t think it’d help, wouldn’t touch the sides!

It's off big one ya know."

Send one of your legs with the end chewed to a point please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"mmmmmmm melted butter

Shhhush Kaitlyn, you’re gonna upset the mmmmmmmm haters!mmmmmmm love it

When someone goes mmmmmmm I just think of mmmmmMattersons

You’ve got a one track sausage mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a corn on the cob. Not in company though, it’s a bit messy

I do too. Although I think it will always remind me of this thread now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will a piece of chewed toenail suffice?

One of yours?

I don’t think it’d help, wouldn’t touch the sides!

It's off big one ya know.

Send one of your legs with the end chewed to a point please "

Tempting, it really is, but I need it to be able to throw full blown tantrums. A hoppy one simply wouldn't have the same impact.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"mmmmmmm melted butter

Shhhush Kaitlyn, you’re gonna upset the mmmmmmmm haters!mmmmmmm love it

When someone goes mmmmmmm I just think of mmmmmMattersons

You’ve got a one track sausage mind "

Now I'm picturing a dog saying Walls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love a corn on the cob. Not in company though, it’s a bit messy

I do too. Although I think it will always remind me of this thread now

Think of my vagina while eating corn on the cob

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love a corn on the cob. Not in company though, it’s a bit messy

Because you’re a lady babs, I reckon you even eat corn on the cob with your pinky out

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I love a corn on the cob. Not in company though, it’s a bit messy

Because you’re a lady babs, I reckon you even eat corn on the cob with your pinky out

Always my lovely, always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Omfg now I want corn on the cob!!

Oot ma fanny?"

Oohh go on then!!

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