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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When you eat healthy and stick to a diet, your ass produces the deadliest gas known to human race?

Not to mention the shits are the size comparable to that of an elephants!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eh,,nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Part of the detox. After a while it does subside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Natures way of taking the piss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the extra fibre maybe and your poop flowing through your bowels freely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The nice thing is that the poo is quite soft so you don't end up with a red toilet paper after each wipe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My farts don't smell even when I'm eating healthy.

If my farts smell, I have eaten something off or caught a bug.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's the extra fibre maybe and your poop flowing through your bowels freely.

Might be, but I'm eating white pasta rather than brown so it has less fibre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The nice thing is that the poo is quite soft so you don't end up with a red toilet paper after each wipe."

Those hemorrhoids are a bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the extra fibre maybe and your poop flowing through your bowels freely.

Might be, but I'm eating white pasta rather than brown so it has less fibre."

Less stodge and more fruit and beans/pulses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn your body detoxing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The nice thing is that the poo is quite soft so you don't end up with a red toilet paper after each wipe.

Those hemorrhoids are a bitch."

Why hemoroids? According to the internet I don't do anything that could cause them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea. My diets only ever happen on a Monday morning and finish by lunchtime.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I also drink protein shakes which are known for being awful fart producers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

take charcoal tablets.

these break down the gases in your body.

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By *palWoman
over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk

Knew I shouldn't have read this read whilst having brandy snaps and squirty cream!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's the extra fibre maybe and your poop flowing through your bowels freely.

Might be, but I'm eating white pasta rather than brown so it has less fibre.

Less stodge and more fruit and beans/pulses?"

I have to eat high carb food because of my diet :p

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By *heangelWoman
over a year ago

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Nice legs tho op .... shame about the farts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The nice thing is that the poo is quite soft so you don't end up with a red toilet paper after each wipe."

Thanks for sharing this information on a public forum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The nice thing is that the poo is quite soft so you don't end up with a red toilet paper after each wipe.

Thanks for sharing this information on a public forum."

You welcome, I know you're a big fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy Vine had a discussion on his radio show over xmas about smelly farts, and apparently they are a sign of a healthy gut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeremy Vine had a discussion on his radio show over xmas about smelly farts, and apparently they are a sign of a healthy gut "

I listened to that show, I remember the expert lady saying that swallowing too much air whilst eating too fast was a major contributor for most people’s flatulence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The nice thing is that the poo is quite soft so you don't end up with a red toilet paper after each wipe.

Those hemorrhoids are a bitch.

Why hemoroids? According to the internet I don't do anything that could cause them."

Lumpy poop?

Do you eat gravel or seeds?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the extra fibre maybe and your poop flowing through your bowels freely.

Might be, but I'm eating white pasta rather than brown so it has less fibre.

Less stodge and more fruit and beans/pulses?

I have to eat high carb food because of my diet :p"

As in wheat based products?

My carbs are mostly from sugar; I'm addicted and it can give you squishy poop I think.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's the extra fibre maybe and your poop flowing through your bowels freely.

Might be, but I'm eating white pasta rather than brown so it has less fibre.

Less stodge and more fruit and beans/pulses?

I have to eat high carb food because of my diet :p

As in wheat based products?

My carbs are mostly from sugar; I'm addicted and it can give you squishy poop I think. "

I only eat pasta, chicken, cereal, walnuts, bread and peanut butter now, and fruits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's the extra fibre maybe and your poop flowing through your bowels freely.

Might be, but I'm eating white pasta rather than brown so it has less fibre.

Less stodge and more fruit and beans/pulses?

I have to eat high carb food because of my diet :p

As in wheat based products?

My carbs are mostly from sugar; I'm addicted and it can give you squishy poop I think.

I only eat pasta, chicken, cereal, walnuts, bread and peanut butter now, and fruits."

No wonder your poop is soft. Where is it on the Bristol stool chart?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's the extra fibre maybe and your poop flowing through your bowels freely.

Might be, but I'm eating white pasta rather than brown so it has less fibre.

Less stodge and more fruit and beans/pulses?

I have to eat high carb food because of my diet :p

As in wheat based products?

My carbs are mostly from sugar; I'm addicted and it can give you squishy poop I think.

I only eat pasta, chicken, cereal, walnuts, bread and peanut butter now, and fruits.

No wonder your poop is soft. Where is it on the Bristol stool chart?"

What the hell is that

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"When you eat healthy and stick to a diet, your ass produces the deadliest gas known to human race?

Not to mention the shits are the size comparable to that of an elephants!"

Lucky I guess lol

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"It's the extra fibre maybe and your poop flowing through your bowels freely.

Might be, but I'm eating white pasta rather than brown so it has less fibre.

Less stodge and more fruit and beans/pulses?

I have to eat high carb food because of my diet :p

As in wheat based products?

My carbs are mostly from sugar; I'm addicted and it can give you squishy poop I think.

I only eat pasta, chicken, cereal, walnuts, bread and peanut butter now, and fruits.

No wonder your poop is soft. Where is it on the Bristol stool chart?

What the hell is that

It's a chart that shows how poop should look like.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's the extra fibre maybe and your poop flowing through your bowels freely.

Might be, but I'm eating white pasta rather than brown so it has less fibre.

Less stodge and more fruit and beans/pulses?

I have to eat high carb food because of my diet :p

As in wheat based products?

My carbs are mostly from sugar; I'm addicted and it can give you squishy poop I think.

I only eat pasta, chicken, cereal, walnuts, bread and peanut butter now, and fruits.

No wonder your poop is soft. Where is it on the Bristol stool chart?

What the hell is that

It's a chart that shows how poop should look like.

I don't think it looks like any of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once attended a Buddhist meditation retreat with all vegetarian meals. The gas was of great volume but with little or no smell. I have notice that onions and garlic produce the greatest stench probably from sulferous compounds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't see you the way czlowiek, który walczy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s because there’s lots of sulphur containing compounds in fibre full food, when your gut breaks it down it converts it to hydrogen sulphide which smells of rotten egg and other similar sulphides which stink

Trust me I’m a chemist and work with stinky chemicals

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