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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Hi all. So, our bed (nothing fancy, with sprung slats) has, despite sone tinkering, developed one too many squeaks for our liking. This makes, um, our sexy time somewhat tricky as we’re constantly worried about the noise.

So, the question - is there a bed type that is better/best to avoid this? Or do we just have to be less vigorous?

Mr.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Futon.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wooden or metal?

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Wooden or metal?"

Currently metal. Happy to replace with whatever though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wooden or metal?

Currently metal. Happy to replace with whatever though. "

Metal always squeaks after a while. Mine does the same. Better off with a solid wooden one

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Yes solid hard wood frame is best with solid bolted fixing points as less chance of movement then.

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Solid wood for solid wood it is then! I’m sure that’s exactly what Mrs would say...

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Bed frame isn’t as important as the mattress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t buy from dreams completely ****

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

If you find movement at the ends of X slats into frame wrap them with duck tape so they are tight fit in frame. This works on old beds as well as new ones.

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Bed frame isn’t as important as the mattress "

Got a great mattress last year, a Simba which we love. You’re absolutely right!

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Futon.

A"

Then after six weeks of frenzied rutting, the floorboards start to thump and rattle instead...

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By *wist my nipples OP   Couple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Futon.

A

Then after six weeks of frenzied rutting, the floorboards start to thump and rattle instead... "

Ah. That’s definitely going to cost more than a new bed. Although 6 weeks sounds like quite hard work to be honest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you really want to keep the sex-squeaks at bay, consider a solidly constructed wooden bed and then during assembly, glue the joints.

It will make the bed a permanent fitting in the room, but it will make it much more solid over time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made the switch to a water bed about 3 years ago and I will never go back to a 'conventional' bed.

Sooooooo comfortable.

If you can find a stockist local to you, you should definitely go jave a lie down on one

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Invest in a water bed. I went to the States and me and an ex spent a night in her parent's one, it was brilliant

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I made the switch to a water bed about 3 years ago and I will never go back to a 'conventional' bed.

Sooooooo comfortable.

If you can find a stockist local to you, you should definitely go jave a lie down on one"

Spooky

They are so good though, as long as you are prepared to splash out for that little bit more quality.

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Futon.

A

Then after six weeks of frenzied rutting, the floorboards start to thump and rattle instead...

Ah. That’s definitely going to cost more than a new bed. Although 6 weeks sounds like quite hard work to be honest. "

Oh, it's ok to take the odd break for food and rehydration....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try re-assembling the frame, with large rubber washers between the metal parts.

Headboard banging is a more common problem. Easily solved by stuffing cuddly toys down the back.

Always makes me laugh, when I see those in someone else's house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I made the switch to a water bed about 3 years ago and I will never go back to a 'conventional' bed.

Sooooooo comfortable.

If you can find a stockist local to you, you should definitely go jave a lie down on one

Spooky

They are so good though, as long as you are prepared to splash out for that little bit more quality. "

Are they easy to have sex on, doesnt end up like being in the wave machine at the swimming baths

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster


"Don’t buy from dreams completely ****"

Bought a mattress from dreams. Best. Sleep. Ever.

If you have a metal frame bed you can get round the squeaking quite easily.

Buy a thin rubber sheet and cut into small circles to use as washers against parts bolted together.

If you have a metal base that fits into the frame you can glue strips of the rubber onto the frame where the base fits. If there isn't enough room for the rubber strip it is possible to use a lone of silicone sealant instead. (Let it dry before reassembly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes solid hard wood frame is best with solid bolted fixing points as less chance of movement then."

this is what we have, doesn’t make sound when the heat is very much on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Temper mattress. Had it 7 years now and it’s still amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Buy a thin rubber sheet and cut into small circles to use as washers against parts bolted together.

If you have a metal base that fits into the frame you can glue strips of the rubber onto the frame where the base fits. If there isn't enough room for the rubber strip it is possible to use a lone of silicone sealant instead. (Let it dry before reassembly)"

I used the self-adhesive felt pads meant to go under chairs and sofas. Work quite well and are replaceable.

Q

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi all. So, our bed (nothing fancy, with sprung slats) has, despite sone tinkering, developed one too many squeaks for our liking. This makes, um, our sexy time somewhat tricky as we’re constantly worried about the noise.

So, the question - is there a bed type that is better/best to avoid this? Or do we just have to be less vigorous?

Mr. "

You need a bed without slats, they a a disaster, even if screwed down, that makes it worse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Divan bed - no squeaking

Decent mattress I have a hybrid one it's heaven and stable to fuck on

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I made the switch to a water bed about 3 years ago and I will never go back to a 'conventional' bed.

Sooooooo comfortable.

If you can find a stockist local to you, you should definitely go jave a lie down on one

Spooky

They are so good though, as long as you are prepared to splash out for that little bit more quality.

Are they easy to have sex on, doesnt end up like being in the wave machine at the swimming baths "

Tried once.

Never again.

Felt sea sick mid way through.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be kingsize

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By *palWoman
over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk


"Has to be kingsize "

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3


"Divan bed - no squeaking

Decent mattress I have a hybrid one it's heaven and stable to fuck on "

Yes get a divan, all my friends laughed at me when I got one and now they all want one. No squeaking, no breakages and so comfy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bed frame isn’t as important as the mattress

Got a great mattress last year, a Simba which we love. You’re absolutely right!"

Was curious about Simba’s... so you’re a fan? Are they memory-foam-y or something else? What makes them so good? Thx!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I made the switch to a water bed about 3 years ago and I will never go back to a 'conventional' bed.

Sooooooo comfortable.

If you can find a stockist local to you, you should definitely go jave a lie down on one

Spooky

They are so good though, as long as you are prepared to splash out for that little bit more quality.

Are they easy to have sex on, doesnt end up like being in the wave machine at the swimming baths

Tried once.

Never again.

Felt sea sick mid way through.

A"

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By *humper9erMan
over a year ago

Rocklin

Make sure every bolt is as tight as possible. If need be, use some Locktight on the threads and nuts! On the other hand,I all ways enjoyed the squeeking and headboard thumping against the wall, when going at it hard and fast!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has to be kingsize "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I made the switch to a water bed about 3 years ago and I will never go back to a 'conventional' bed.

Sooooooo comfortable.

If you can find a stockist local to you, you should definitely go jave a lie down on one

Spooky

They are so good though, as long as you are prepared to splash out for that little bit more quality. "

Splash out. Nice. I saw what you did there

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By *ere2pleasureUMan
over a year ago

Kington

A memory foam mattresses is so good for fucking on. Much less bouncy and stable...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t buy from dreams completely ****"

Our bed us from Bensons mattres and bed are fucked and its only 2yrs old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what type of bed was it that women used when she fell off during sex and broke her neck.

think she tried to take them to court as well.

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