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By *urious1973 OP   Man
over a year ago

angus

ladies get judging for the most appetising looking cock on this thread x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I have a rather nice one.

Well, I'm rather attached to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy to be judged haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somehow I don't think I'll be winning this contest, but hey, I'm in!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to think mines ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear..here we go again..

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By *otplumMan
over a year ago

Margate

Rather happy with mine too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mines the prettiest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Private viewings only

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Oh dear..here we go again.. "

It's a sausage party!!

There may not be any women jumping on the thread yet.

But no doubt the the bi guys love it.......

A

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By *urious1973 OP   Man
over a year ago

angus


"Oh dear..here we go again.. "

stop complaining lol you love it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear..here we go again..

It's a sausage party!!

There may not be any women jumping on the thread yet.

But no doubt the the bi guys love it.......

A"

Some of us women love it too. We aren't all frigid bitches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this is a catch 22!

Profile pic with a dick is like rule number 1 of no replies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.....waiting for Tame to show up...

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By *urious1973 OP   Man
over a year ago

angus


"Oh dear..here we go again..

It's a sausage party!!

There may not be any women jumping on the thread yet.

But no doubt the the bi guys love it.......

A

Some of us women love it too. We aren't all frigid bitches "

any faves kaitlyn xx

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I'm told mine is good looking but that's only up for judgement with private viewings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got the prettiest one

Well it's attached to Fuzz so I am rather biased but it really is just perfect for me

Peach x

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By *aughty in TamworthMan
over a year ago

Tamworth

I have to admit I am attached to mine lol

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Appetising ?

Sounds like a tasty thread, can I join?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I caved in and made it public

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I don't show mine, I'm shy. It's lovely though... Honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I caved in and made it public "

You’d better check your Facebook as it isn’t public on here!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I caved in and made it public

You’d better check your Facebook as it isn’t public on here!! "

It is, just too small to see!

Forgot to hit save didn't I.

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By *aughty in TamworthMan
over a year ago

Tamworth

Getting mine out now

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

I win but you're not seeing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I caved in and made it public

You’d better check your Facebook as it isn’t public on here!!

It is, just too small to see!

Forgot to hit save didn't I. "

I did panic after I said that and went back for another look in case I’d missed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hidden cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock pics are a bit tacky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I caved in and made it public

You’d better check your Facebook as it isn’t public on here!!

It is, just too small to see!

Forgot to hit save didn't I.

I did panic after I said that and went back for another look in case I’d missed it "

Haha done that a few times myself

Made an appearance now.

Sorry for the disappointment after all that build up, story of my life actually...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines on show, I like it, and get the odd compliment, but I am a bit attached to it as has been said! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t believe I’m looking at all these! I hate cock pics. I may have a vote on the prettiest though . Bear with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh i lurve a willy waving thread

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By *arker66Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Mmmm any chance too be free and naked

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By *itbit!Man
over a year ago

Bridgend

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy for judgement, average size but nice looking.

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By *OOM696969Man
over a year ago

BRIDLINGTON

Well it's on show in a few pics should you want to view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Mine's nice apparently, or so I get told.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So when are the results published lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can’t believe I’m looking at all these! I hate cock pics. I may have a vote on the prettiest though . Bear with. "

Its like a a horrific accident. You don't want to look but you just can't look away?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can’t believe I’m looking at all these! I hate cock pics. I may have a vote on the prettiest though . Bear with.

Its like a a horrific accident. You don't want to look but you just can't look away? "

Yep. I have perused a few during my tea break. Difficult decision.

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By *heManWithADuckMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I'll throw mine in the ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have kept mine private. If anyone really needs to see it...

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By *r_BlueEyesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Viewing on request only

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m in

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

I really feel I should take part. However, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Anyone care to behold it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Viewing on request only"

I don’t need to request . I’m a friend already. Definitely a contender here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear..here we go again..

It's a sausage party!!

There may not be any women jumping on the thread yet.

But no doubt the the bi guys love it.......

A

Some of us women love it too. We aren't all frigid bitches

any faves kaitlyn xx"

I don't have favourites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Viewing on request only

I don’t need to request . I’m a friend already. Definitely a contender here "

Made mine friends only now... peruse away!

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By *r_BlueEyesMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Viewing on request only

I don’t need to request . I’m a friend already. Definitely a contender here "

Glad I'm a contender

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By *urious1973 OP   Man
over a year ago

angus


"Viewing on request only

I don’t need to request . I’m a friend already. Definitely a contender here "

Have I made the shortlist x

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By *OOM696969Man
over a year ago

BRIDLINGTON

Apparently I've a nice one..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Viewing on request only

I don’t need to request . I’m a friend already. Definitely a contender here

Have I made the shortlist x"

Yeah you did actually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Viewing on request only

I don’t need to request . I’m a friend already. Definitely a contender here

Made mine friends only now... peruse away!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I in the running Nora?

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"Cock pics are a bit tacky."

You’re right. So I Fabbed yours.

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By *rladytoyMan
over a year ago

bournemouth

Happy to be judged privately...

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"I’m in "

Could t Fab it, but aesthetically perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I in the running Nora?"

Yeah you were. Why is this down to me? I’m not choosing on my own!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really love Tits Out Tuesday

So I suppose Members Out Monday is sort of the same but different.....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

You can find mine in a few of my pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They’re all nice in their own way. I’ve got a few friends on this thread I can’t possible choose!

Just noticed I have a erm special friend on this thread too so he wins hands down for me. Find some more women and we’ll have a proper vote.

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"I really love Tits Out Tuesday

So I suppose Members Out Monday is sort of the same but different....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I in the running Nora?

Yeah you were. Why is this down to me? I’m not choosing on my own! "

We all want your opinion

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

May as well be hung like a horse than a pony.

(I think that’s the expression)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They’re all nice in their own way. I’ve got a few friends on this thread I can’t possible choose!

Just noticed I have a erm special friend on this thread too so he wins hands down for me. Find some more women and we’ll have a proper vote. "

Or men of course! Before someone says that for me because someone definitely will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently I've a nice one..

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You have a nice collection of fragrances for sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I in the running Nora?

Yeah you were. Why is this down to me? I’m not choosing on my own! "

You are the only one commenting. Damn all these ducks want you to view them, your nightmare??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel free to rate mine ; )

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

I got s bit confused by the Threads I’m following. I may have Fabbed hairy chests & butts too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel free to rate mine...

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cock pics are a bit tacky."

They are if they're covered in cum

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Hubbys x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I need to make mine public?

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By *appy69coupleCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

OP - is it just ladies who can judge?

I'll throw mine in the ring (oo er) but I'm just as happy cock browsing.

Gary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cock pics are a bit tacky.

They are if they're covered in cum "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope a few liked mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was hoping mine would have been fab’d!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judge away...

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By *rikki1967ukMan
over a year ago

peterborough

Been told mines not bad.

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)


"Oh dear..here we go again..

It's a sausage party!!

There may not be any women jumping on the thread yet.

But no doubt the the bi guys love it.......

A

Some of us women love it too. We aren't all frigid bitches "

Our profile asks for cock and face pics with first message but guys don't need to show so many cock shots when just taken from a slightly different angle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.

Colonel: What is it, son?

Johnson: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--

Jet Pilot: Dick.

Dick: Yeah?

Jet Pilot: Take a look out of starboard.

Dick: Oh my God, it looks like a huge--

Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.

Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?

Bird-Watching Woman: Wait, that's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's--

Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, _mooth shaft, complete with--

Baseball Umpire: Two balls.

[looking up from game]

Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous--

Chinese Teacher: Wang, pay attention!

Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying--

Musician: Willie.

Willie Nelson: Yeah?

Musician: What's that?

Willie Nelson: [squints] Well, that looks like a giant--

Colonel: Johnson?!

Johnson: Yes, sir?

Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.

Later, as Dr. Evil is escaping: Basil: Did we get Dr. Evil?

Johnson: No, sir. He got away in that rocket that looks like a huge--

Schoolteacher: Penis. The male reproductive organ. Otherwise known as tallywhacker, schlong or--

Dad: Weiner? Any of you kids want another weiner?

Son: Dad? What's that? points at rocket

Dad: I don't know, son, but it's got great big--

Peanut seller: Nuts! Hot salty nuts! Who wants some-- Lord Almighty!

Woman: That looks just like my husband's--

Ringmaster: One-eyed monster! Step right up and see the One-Eyed Monster!

One-eyed Monster: jumps out and scares crowd, then points to the rocket Hey, what's that? It looks like a big--

female Fan: Woody! Woody Harrelson? Can I have an autograph?

Woody Harrelson: Sure thing. [Sees rocket] Oh my lord.

Female fan: It's big!

Woody: Nah, I've seen bigger, it's--

Dr. Evil: (To Mini-Me) Just a little prick. It's a flu shot. You've been in the coldness of space.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.

Colonel: What is it, son?

Johnson: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--

Jet Pilot: Dick.

Dick: Yeah?

Jet Pilot: Take a look out of starboard.

Dick: Oh my God, it looks like a huge--

Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.

Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?

Bird-Watching Woman: Wait, that's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's--

Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, _mooth shaft, complete with--

Baseball Umpire: Two balls.

[looking up from game]

Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous--

Chinese Teacher: Wang, pay attention!

Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying--

Musician: Willie.

Willie Nelson: Yeah?

Musician: What's that?

Willie Nelson: [squints] Well, that looks like a giant--

Colonel: Johnson?!

Johnson: Yes, sir?

Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.

Later, as Dr. Evil is escaping: Basil: Did we get Dr. Evil?

Johnson: No, sir. He got away in that rocket that looks like a huge--

Schoolteacher: Penis. The male reproductive organ. Otherwise known as tallywhacker, schlong or--

Dad: Weiner? Any of you kids want another weiner?

Son: Dad? What's that? points at rocket

Dad: I don't know, son, but it's got great big--

Peanut seller: Nuts! Hot salty nuts! Who wants some-- Lord Almighty!

Woman: That looks just like my husband's--

Ringmaster: One-eyed monster! Step right up and see the One-Eyed Monster!

One-eyed Monster: jumps out and scares crowd, then points to the rocket Hey, what's that? It looks like a big--

female Fan: Woody! Woody Harrelson? Can I have an autograph?

Woody Harrelson: Sure thing. [Sees rocket] Oh my lord.

Female fan: It's big!

Woody: Nah, I've seen bigger, it's--

Dr. Evil: (To Mini-Me) Just a little prick. It's a flu shot. You've been in the coldness of space."

Classic film. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.

Colonel: What is it, son?

Johnson: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--

Jet Pilot: Dick.

Dick: Yeah?

...

"

Damn. Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you Nora for the fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t choose on here. I’ve fabbed my top 5 (I think!) please note I was judging on prettiness alone. Congratulations. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apart from kinky I have two favs I’d like them both at once

Pinocchio1 & Lynxxx

Inked x

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By *OOM696969Man
over a year ago

BRIDLINGTON

I'm honoured

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines up, not literally lol. Feel free to judge

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By *imson87Man
over a year ago

Rossendale


"Cock pics are a bit tacky.

They are if they're covered in cum "

And who's cum would that be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines busy getting used

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Appetising. Slap it on a plate with some dip and a side salad and I'll have a look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Appetising. Slap it on a plate with some dip and a side salad and I'll have a look. "
slap it on ya chin

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By *moothCriminal_xMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Appetising. Slap it on a plate with some dip and a side salad and I'll have a look. "

Caesar dressing or lemon vinegar drizzle?

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By *lderguy4uMan
over a year ago

wirral

Mines not big but big enough to fill a pram

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Appetising. Slap it on a plate with some dip and a side salad and I'll have a look.

Caesar dressing or lemon vinegar drizzle?"

A bit of Caesar please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll throw mine in the ring "

Phrasing

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Hey thanks for the fab Nora x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think mine is nice.

Good shape and looks clean.

Nice length and girth.

While doing the Konga on NYE it received a kick to the tip.. And is out of action still lol.

Konga is hardcore moshing apparently

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands


"Appetising. Slap it on a plate with some dip and a side salad and I'll have a look. "

That can be arranged haha. Hows it rate though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think mine is nice.

Good shape and looks clean.

Nice length and girth.

While doing the Konga on NYE it received a kick to the tip.. And is out of action still lol.

Konga is hardcore moshing apparently "

Pretty

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain


"...Konga is hardcore moshing apparently "

PMSL

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"I think mine is nice.

Good shape and looks clean.

Nice length and girth.

While doing the Konga on NYE it received a kick to the tip.. And is out of action still lol.

Konga is hardcore moshing apparently

Pretty "
Carrying on like you're a judge at Crufts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think mine is nice.

Good shape and looks clean.

Nice length and girth.

While doing the Konga on NYE it received a kick to the tip.. And is out of action still lol.

Konga is hardcore moshing apparently

Pretty Carrying on like you're a judge at Crufts. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When will the proud owner of the nicest cock be announced

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"I think mine is nice.

Good shape and looks clean.

Nice length and girth.

While doing the Konga on NYE it received a kick to the tip.. And is out of action still lol.

Konga is hardcore moshing apparently

Pretty Carrying on like you're a judge at Crufts.

"
Play your cards right and you might sent the winner.

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over a year ago


"I think mine is nice.

Good shape and looks clean.

Nice length and girth.

While doing the Konga on NYE it received a kick to the tip.. And is out of action still lol.

Konga is hardcore moshing apparently

Pretty Carrying on like you're a judge at Crufts.

Play your cards right and you might sent the winner."

Might what?

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"I think mine is nice.

Good shape and looks clean.

Nice length and girth.

While doing the Konga on NYE it received a kick to the tip.. And is out of action still lol.

Konga is hardcore moshing apparently

Pretty Carrying on like you're a judge at Crufts.

Play your cards right and you might sent the winner.

Might what?"
*get* I wrote with my head and not with my fingers again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think mine is nice.

Good shape and looks clean.

Nice length and girth.

While doing the Konga on NYE it received a kick to the tip.. And is out of action still lol.

Konga is hardcore moshing apparently

Pretty Carrying on like you're a judge at Crufts.

Play your cards right and you might sent the winner.

Might what? *get* I wrote with my head and not with my fingers again. "

I’m judging on prettiness of willy only. There’d have to be a lot more competitions for me to want the winner and they’d have to win all of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it too late to enter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it too late to enter?"

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I in the running Nora?

Yeah you were. Why is this down to me? I’m not choosing on my own! "

I’m finding this very hard to choose. Don’t know what the judging criteria is x

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"I think mine is nice.

Good shape and looks clean.

Nice length and girth.

While doing the Konga on NYE it received a kick to the tip.. And is out of action still lol.

Konga is hardcore moshing apparently

Pretty Carrying on like you're a judge at Crufts.

Play your cards right and you might sent the winner.

Might what? *get* I wrote with my head and not with my fingers again.

I’m judging on prettiness of willy only. There’d have to be a lot more competitions for me to want the winner and they’d have to win all of them. "
Get over yourself, I think a greedy girl might be more qualified.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think mine is nice.

Good shape and looks clean.

Nice length and girth.

While doing the Konga on NYE it received a kick to the tip.. And is out of action still lol.

Konga is hardcore moshing apparently

Pretty Carrying on like you're a judge at Crufts.

Play your cards right and you might sent the winner.

Might what? *get* I wrote with my head and not with my fingers again.

I’m judging on prettiness of willy only. There’d have to be a lot more competitions for me to want the winner and they’d have to win all of them. Get over yourself, I think a greedy girl might be more qualified."

I wish some others would! I don’t half get myself in bloody situations!

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When will the proud owner of the nicest cock be announced "

I think its descended in to fab your own favs, or just make a your own top list.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I in the running Nora?

Yeah you were. Why is this down to me? I’m not choosing on my own!

I’m finding this very hard to choose. Don’t know what the judging criteria is x "

Depends what you like. I like pretty ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had any complaints about mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it too late to enter?

Oh my "

Hope that means you likey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in and out

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I once shagged a bird with this cock

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By *ew age gentlemenMan
over a year ago

worcester

I'm more the crouching tiger hidden dragon style of guy.

My profile has a few tastefull ones and one or 3 experimental ones for my freinds.

As your probably saying now "g uess you don't have many freinds then."

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By *nfinitylandMan
over a year ago

Leicester

Hey check out my very average penis, it'll blow your mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what are the rules in this game...are there different categories etc...

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By *nvernessieMan
over a year ago

moray

I’ve allowed a few to be viewed on my profile...hopefully I’m able to be a part of this thread?

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By *urious1973 OP   Man
over a year ago

angus

When will you ladies decide on a winner x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When will you ladies decide on a winner x"

Once they've seen mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When will the proud owner of the nicest cock be announced "
i already am i have no need for people guessing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When will the proud owner of the nicest cock be announced i already am i have no need for people guessing "

You get my vote

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By *urious1973 OP   Man
over a year ago

angus


"When will the proud owner of the nicest cock be announced i already am i have no need for people guessing "

Ladies decision only I think there busy conferring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cock pics are a bit tacky.

They are if they're covered in cum

"

Just an observation

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By *ollymollWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

I think Fitbit’s is pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a fab woo hoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in for judgement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what are the rules in this game...are there different categories etc... "

Yea.

Biggest

Smallest

Tackiest (see my previous post )

Cutest

Tastiest looking

Coolest

... And we know, we know you boys aren't a piece of meat ... Buuuuuut ... Your cocks are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what are the rules in this game...are there different categories etc...

Yea.

Biggest

Smallest

Tackiest (see my previous post )

Cutest

Tastiest looking

Coolest

... And we know, we know you boys aren't a piece of meat ... Buuuuuut ... Your cocks are "

Get the winners sorted! Put us all out of our misery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what are the rules in this game...are there different categories etc...

Yea.

Biggest

Smallest

Tackiest (see my previous post )

Cutest

Tastiest looking

Coolest

... And we know, we know you boys aren't a piece of meat ... Buuuuuut ... Your cocks are "

Aww don’t do smallest though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I too late to join the sausage fest?

I'll leave my pics in public for a little while to give the panel a chance to assess

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By *vr82Man
over a year ago

Hull

Maybe mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what are the rules in this game...are there different categories etc...

Yea.

Biggest

Smallest

Tackiest (see my previous post )

Cutest

Tastiest looking

Coolest

... And we know, we know you boys aren't a piece of meat ... Buuuuuut ... Your cocks are

Aww don’t do smallest though "

I am a comfortable 6,5 incher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" .....waiting for Tame to show up...

"

Hola!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't possibly vote for just one. But what I can say is that size definitely counts. Some are too small and some are too big.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what are the rules in this game...are there different categories etc...

Yea.

Biggest

Smallest

Tackiest (see my previous post )

Cutest

Tastiest looking

Coolest

... And we know, we know you boys aren't a piece of meat ... Buuuuuut ... Your cocks are

Aww don’t do smallest though "

But he who wins it might be proud of it

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Mine gets lot of attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too late to join the sausage fest?

I'll leave my pics in public for a little while to give the panel a chance to assess "

Is it a spicy sausage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" .....waiting for Tame to show up...

Hola!"

Gadzooks mistress meeker; thats an awesome looking cock Mr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think mine is nice.

Good shape and looks clean.

Nice length and girth.

While doing the Konga on NYE it received a kick to the tip.. And is out of action still lol.

Konga is hardcore moshing apparently

Pretty "

Thanks.

Pretty bruised at the moment lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woo hoo! I got some fabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too late to join the sausage fest?

I'll leave my pics in public for a little while to give the panel a chance to assess

Is it a spicy sausage? "

It's a very garlicky sausage, will make your eyes water

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Never felt so violated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I too late to join the sausage fest?

I'll leave my pics in public for a little while to give the panel a chance to assess

Is it a spicy sausage?

It's a very garlicky sausage, will make your eyes water "

I much prefer a hot and spicy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women tend not to have a favorite visually I suspect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cutie's is the nicest, because it's mine and I'm looking after it the best I can.

Smitten Kitten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think mine is nice.

Good shape and looks clean.

Nice length and girth.

While doing the Konga on NYE it received a kick to the tip.. And is out of action still lol.

Konga is hardcore moshing apparently

Pretty

Thanks.

Pretty bruised at the moment lol"

I’m sure you won’t have too much of a problem finding someone to kiss it better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what are the rules in this game...are there different categories etc...

Yea.

Biggest

Smallest

Tackiest (see my previous post )

Cutest

Tastiest looking

Coolest

... And we know, we know you boys aren't a piece of meat ... Buuuuuut ... Your cocks are

Aww don’t do smallest though

But he who wins it might be proud of it "

Hmm maybe. I think I’m just too nice for this sort of thing! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what are the rules in this game...are there different categories etc...

Yea.

Biggest

Smallest

Tackiest (see my previous post )

Cutest

Tastiest looking

Coolest

... And we know, we know you boys aren't a piece of meat ... Buuuuuut ... Your cocks are

Aww don’t do smallest though

But he who wins it might be proud of it

Hmm maybe. I think I’m just too nice for this sort of thing! lol "

I'm only playing, I think they're all nice in their own way, I was just being mighty mischievous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what are the rules in this game...are there different categories etc...

Yea.

Biggest

Smallest

Tackiest (see my previous post )

Cutest

Tastiest looking

Coolest

... And we know, we know you boys aren't a piece of meat ... Buuuuuut ... Your cocks are

Aww don’t do smallest though

But he who wins it might be proud of it

Hmm maybe. I think I’m just too nice for this sort of thing! lol

I'm only playing, I think they're all nice in their own way, I was just being mighty mischievous "

That’s not like you miss!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think mines ok take a peek ladies see what you think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make my cock pics public for 5 mins, get unwanted (but perfectly polite) message from a guy, and a girl I messaged and was waiting on a reply deletes my message.

Best put the cock away pronto!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make my cock pics public for 5 mins, get unwanted (but perfectly polite) message from a guy, and a girl I messaged and was waiting on a reply deletes my message.

Best put the cock away pronto! "

Pronto has always got his cock out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So what are the rules in this game...are there different categories etc...

Yea.

Biggest

Smallest

Tackiest (see my previous post )

Cutest

Tastiest looking

Coolest

... And we know, we know you boys aren't a piece of meat ... Buuuuuut ... Your cocks are

Aww don’t do smallest though

But he who wins it might be proud of it

Hmm maybe. I think I’m just too nice for this sort of thing! lol

I'm only playing, I think they're all nice in their own way, I was just being mighty mischievous

That’s not like you miss!! "

I'm a good girl I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy to be judged haha x"

Get my vote

XX Mrs Badcherry xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on the late train home ... fab fab fab

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By *ug247Man
over a year ago

Near You

I’d Like to volunteer my own to be judged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t think that I won this heat : (

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Oh go on then... why not...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d Like to volunteer my own to be judged. "

Where is it then!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is nice. Never hurt anyone. Not intentionally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets go ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is best. The end

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over a year ago

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

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By *andom2chatMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy Far, Far Away & Spain

Tbh I’m more of a butt fan anyway

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