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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When you pass a field of cows, do you say ‘Cows!’ ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wave to the highland cows by my grandfathers house, they raise their heads to acknowledge me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wave to the highland cows by my grandfathers house, they raise their heads to acknowledge me.

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I love the ginger wigs and the Viking helmets they wear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course, same with horses too!

Once I was practicing my bagpipes outside a farmhouse and attracted a field fu' of cows! Saw them coming for miles! They quite like guitars and singing too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Of course, same with horses too!

Once I was practicing my bagpipes outside a farmhouse and attracted a field fu' of cows! Saw them coming for miles! They quite like guitars and singing too! "

Ha, cool. I used to work on a dairy farm, so I used to say ‘Cows!’ quite a lot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Also whenever I see boobs, I say ‘Boobs!’.

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By *he riverdeep69Couple
over a year ago

North west ish


"When you pass a field of cows, do you say ‘Cows!’ ?"

Same with lambs ....'ah lambs, I love lamb shank'. Then I reaslise how sick it sounds.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you pass a field of cows, do you say ‘Cows!’ ?

Same with lambs ....'ah lambs, I love lamb shank'. Then I reaslise how sick it sounds. "

I say ‘mint sauce’ when I see them.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"When you pass a field of cows, do you say ‘Cows!’ ?"

I always say "morning ladies".

I think it's important to show good manners to something that has a significant input to your cuppa....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you pass a field of cows, do you say ‘Cows!’ ?"
I always say "Lovely cows".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I say, ‘Mooooooo.’ It tends to confuse them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scarlett says good morning to magpies for some strange reason.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Scarlett says good morning to magpies for some strange reason.

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I think that’s an old country tradition to negate the supposed bad luck one is said to experience if one sees only one Magpie (‘One For Sorrow’)

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Scarlett says good morning to magpies for some strange reason.

I think that’s an old country tradition to negate the supposed bad luck one is said to experience if one sees only one Magpie (‘One For Sorrow’) "

Yep

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"When you pass a field of cows, do you say ‘Cows!’ ?

I always say "morning ladies".

I think it's important to show good manners to something that has a significant input to your cuppa...."

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By *hil LandererMan
over a year ago

Leicester


"I wave to the highland cows by my grandfathers house, they raise their heads to acknowledge me.

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Are you sure you not driving past in profile pic outfit?? Hence why they look up

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"I wave to the highland cows by my grandfathers house, they raise their heads to acknowledge me.

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I know those boobs. It can’t be. Can it??

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.

You know what this thread needs, more cowbells

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Why are Sheep not Sheeps ?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Why are Sheep not Sheeps ?"

It’s a clear case of sheep discrimination. In fact, sheep are regularly, systematically and very cruelly mocked and ridiculed.

Just think of all the scorn that is hurled at them with such disparaging sayings as, ‘Brains of a sheep!’ and ‘Following like sheep.’

It’s high time we put a stop to this outdated, grossly discriminatory backwardness.

Fly the flag for sheepies! (A new term of empowerment I have coined for them)

Well, after my little soap box moment, I’m feeling a bit peckish now. I could murder a Doner Kebab right now.....

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"When you pass a field of cows, do you say ‘Cows!’ ?"

Yep and sheep

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"Why are Sheep not Sheeps ?"

I call them sheepses old sussex dialect picked up from my grandad when we lived on the farm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time, i'm easily pleased.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Owning a farm of over75 cows and highland and lots of Dartmoor ponies I think the novelty would wear off if I did say cows every time I saw them. I did at first when we first moved to the farm though haha

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"When you pass a field of cows, do you say ‘Cows!’ ?

Yep and sheep "

Why do you shout sheep at cows?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Also whenever I see boobs, I say ‘Boobs!’. "

Not 'ooh - lovely udders!' then?

Yep - always say 'cows' or whatever animal we see.

Did make a twat of myself once shouting 'Ponies' when slightly tipsy only to realise they were cows when we got closer.

We also say what colour the sheep/lambs are depending on the spray.

A

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"When you pass a field of cows, do you say ‘Cows!’ ?

Same with lambs ....'ah lambs, I love lamb shank'. Then I reaslise how sick it sounds.

I say ‘mint sauce’ when I see them."

I always say that, I used to live in a village out in the sticks, but ma bungalow backed on to a field that usually had cows in it, ma Border Collie used to annoy them no end

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside


"When you pass a field of cows, do you say ‘Cows!’ ?

Yep and sheep

Why do you shout sheep at cows? "

Covers me incase I cant see them properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I say moo. Cows don't understand English

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By *othrockercplCouple
over a year ago

Halloween Town

Only do it if I see horses.

Ms GR

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

When I'm out cycling I say hello to all the animals I see: hello mooo cows, hello horsies, hello puddy cats, hello wabbits...

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"No I say moo. Cows don't understand English "

Of course they do, they just have problems understanding the Scottish accent

Just talk a little slower next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No I say moo. Cows don't understand English

Of course they do, they just have problems understanding the Scottish accent

Just talk a little slower next time "

They're coos up here.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"No I say moo. Cows don't understand English

Of course they do, they just have problems understanding the Scottish accent

Just talk a little slower next time

They're coos up here. "

Love the Belted Galloways and the hairy Highland cattle

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By *HaRiFMan
over a year ago

Beyond the shadows.


"No I say moo. Cows don't understand English

Of course they do, they just have problems understanding the Scottish accent

Just talk a little slower next time

They're coos up here.

Love the Belted Galloways and the hairy Highland cattle"

You know its illegal right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cows are well sound so they are!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Can I mention goats randomly here? They’re awesome!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Can I mention goats randomly here? They’re awesome! "

They are better lawnmowers than hens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No I say moo. Cows don't understand English

Of course they do, they just have problems understanding the Scottish accent

Just talk a little slower next time

They're coos up here. "

That’s how we summon a dove from above down here

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"No I say moo. Cows don't understand English

Of course they do, they just have problems understanding the Scottish accent

Just talk a little slower next time

They're coos up here.

That’s how we summon a dove from above down here"

class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scarlett says good morning to magpies for some strange reason.

I think that’s an old country tradition to negate the supposed bad luck one is said to experience if one sees only one Magpie (‘One For Sorrow’) "

Or salute them like I have too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No I say moo. Cows don't understand English

Of course they do, they just have problems understanding the Scottish accent

Just talk a little slower next time

They're coos up here.

That’s how we summon a dove from above down here"

Eranu!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scarlett says good morning to magpies for some strange reason.

I think that’s an old country tradition to negate the supposed bad luck one is said to experience if one sees only one Magpie (‘One For Sorrow’)

Or salute them like I have too "

I salute and say morning to them. It’s bad luck if you only see one.

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