FabSwingers.com forum: Leaving with a bang

By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Following on from the 'I don't want to go' thread, if you were to leave your place of work in a spectacular and dramatic fashion how would you go about doing it?

Personally I'd pull the servers, knock the stacks over and walk out as the chaos was literally falling down...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't cause any damage coz that's not in me. But I'd say some pretty naughty words.

I'm happy in my current job, but a previous one I walked into the managers office and said " you can shove your fucking job up your fucking arse " his jaw dropped and I left as quick as I could.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d love to, but I doubt I would. I would make it clear as to why I’m leaving though. I’m currently considering leaving due to a member of staff, and I wouldn’t keep that quiet (but I would remain professional).

I’ve only been there a year and a half and a member of staff caused 11 people to leave from July - May (she was moved in May). And NONE of them at their exit interview mentioned her, most refused the exit interview. So many people over the years left because of her and never spoke up. So I would speak up, in the hope it would help things improve

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

My exit interview from my last job was quite good, I fully explained with no filter why I was leaving and that no, I wasn't interested in taking more money to stay.

I hoped the points I made may have been taken on board to help my workmates who were also stressed beyond belief with the job, but four years after I left it sounds like it got even worse, some have left but others are still stuck there.

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By *oxerinboxersMan
over a year ago

A friend of mine pulled off the best one. He was a lorry driver and was being messed about so he left the truck at a warehouse he was delivering too with the keys in the office. Then rang them as he was getting on the train to tell them poke the job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work for a chemical manufacturer so I’d steal the stuff I’d need to set up my own business breaking bad style, only joking in case there are any law enforcement officers reading this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Distribute raw prawns around the office in places hard to find. The results after a few days would keep you smiling for a very long time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought I was gonna have to leave one of my jobs after sending one of the personal trainers I work with pictures of my tits and telling him I fancied him at the beginning of December! Hadn’t seen him since as he has to use all his annual leave but saw him for the first time on Friday and first thing he said was got anymore pics!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know exactly what I'm going to write in my resignation letter. It will consist of just two words:- the first being "Fuck".

As soon as I win obscene amounts on the lottery, I'm doing it.

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I am the only one who can do payroll, I go - they dont get paid ... that is enough satisfaction for me

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"Following on from the 'I don't want to go' thread, if you were to leave your place of work in a spectacular and dramatic fashion how would you go about doing it?

Personally I'd pull the servers, knock the stacks over and walk out as the chaos was literally falling down... "

I once had my hours cut for a certain company. They cut me down to one day a week delivering hire cars.....so I crashed a Mercedes and walked out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would do exactly what I did when I left my last job. Point out in my resignation who is the main reason for me leaving.

Then let the team know exactly why. After I left about 12 people left so I started an exodus lmao

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