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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Any older woman or couples (40+) out there? I’m keen to please you

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

In what way would you please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A night to remember long sexy session giving you what you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In what way would you please?"

I think he wants them too look their age not 20 years younger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please continue this on the thread....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sexy session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it on your bucket list?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Older woman are just better company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Older woman are just better company "

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Older woman are just better company

Ouch "

Terrible thing to say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Older woman are just better company

Ouch "

Ner ner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How would you please an older woman, how would you seduce her?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The exuberance of youth and modesty

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"A night to remember long sexy session giving you what you want "

Ok I'll come to yours for a long sexy session,when are your parents out?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"A night to remember long sexy session giving you what you want

Ok I'll come to yours for a long sexy session,when are your parents out?"

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Older woman are just better company

Ouch "

Don't take it ti6 heart,he probably just means older women give him biscuits with his coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the gauntlet is offered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Older woman are just better company

Ouch

Don't take it ti6 heart,he probably just means older women give him biscuits with his coffee."

I don’t even drink tea or coffee so it’s rare I even have milk in the house to offer one :-/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Older woman are just better company

Ouch

Don't take it ti6 heart,he probably just means older women give him biscuits with his coffee.

I don’t even drink tea or coffee so it’s rare I even have milk in the house to offer one :-/"

Holy shit! How do you enjoy your rich tea's?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Older woman are just better company

Ouch

Don't take it ti6 heart,he probably just means older women give him biscuits with his coffee."

What are these biscuits you speak of? Are they sexy biscuits? Like a Hobnob?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Older woman are just better company

Ouch

Don't take it ti6 heart,he probably just means older women give him biscuits with his coffee.

I don’t even drink tea or coffee so it’s rare I even have milk in the house to offer one :-/"

Well there you go,you youngsters just don't offer what us old one's do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to know how old?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Older woman are just better company

Ouch

Don't take it ti6 heart,he probably just means older women give him biscuits with his coffee.

I don’t even drink tea or coffee so it’s rare I even have milk in the house to offer one :-/

Well there you go,you youngsters just don't offer what us old one's do."

Yeah anyone over the age of 40 would still have tea, coffee and milk just in case someone else wanted one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Older woman are just better company

Ouch

Don't take it ti6 heart,he probably just means older women give him biscuits with his coffee.

I don’t even drink tea or coffee so it’s rare I even have milk in the house to offer one :-/

Well there you go,you youngsters just don't offer what us old one's do.

Yeah anyone over the age of 40 would still have tea, coffee and milk just in case someone else wanted one. "

I’m the worst kind of person

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Older woman are just better company

Ouch

Don't take it ti6 heart,he probably just means older women give him biscuits with his coffee.

What are these biscuits you speak of? Are they sexy biscuits? Like a Hobnob? "

Yeah babe cum and lick those crumbs of my c...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Older woman are just better company

Ouch

Don't take it ti6 heart,he probably just means older women give him biscuits with his coffee.

I don’t even drink tea or coffee so it’s rare I even have milk in the house to offer one :-/"

How does one even function without a cuppa in times of stress or a coffee to wake one up - are you a robot sent to destroy us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"Older woman are just better company

Ouch

Don't take it ti6 heart,he probably just means older women give him biscuits with his coffee.

What are these biscuits you speak of? Are they sexy biscuits? Like a Hobnob?

Yeah babe cum and lick those crumbs of my c..."

Crinkly bottom?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Older woman are just better company

Ouch

Don't take it ti6 heart,he probably just means older women give him biscuits with his coffee.

What are these biscuits you speak of? Are they sexy biscuits? Like a Hobnob?

Yeah babe cum and lick those crumbs of my c...

Crinkly bottom?"

Cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Older woman are just better company

Ouch

Don't take it ti6 heart,he probably just means older women give him biscuits with his coffee."

And wash the cups after

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own


"Older woman are just better company

Ouch

Don't take it ti6 heart,he probably just means older women give him biscuits with his coffee.

What are these biscuits you speak of? Are they sexy biscuits? Like a Hobnob?

Yeah babe cum and lick those crumbs of my c...

Crinkly bottom?

Cat"

Ah, yes, of course. Lucky cat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Older woman are just better company

Ouch

Don't take it ti6 heart,he probably just means older women give him biscuits with his coffee.

I don’t even drink tea or coffee so it’s rare I even have milk in the house to offer one :-/

Well there you go,you youngsters just don't offer what us old one's do.

Yeah anyone over the age of 40 would still have tea, coffee and milk just in case someone else wanted one.

I’m the worst kind of person "

Just add them on your shopping list. Tetley though not PG tips!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Older woman are just better company

Ouch

Don't take it ti6 heart,he probably just means older women give him biscuits with his coffee.

I don’t even drink tea or coffee so it’s rare I even have milk in the house to offer one :-/

Well there you go,you youngsters just don't offer what us old one's do.

Yeah anyone over the age of 40 would still have tea, coffee and milk just in case someone else wanted one.

I’m the worst kind of person

Just add them on your shopping list. Tetley though not PG tips! "

I have tea bags! Coffee, sugar, sweetners...just no milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Older woman are just better company

Ouch

Don't take it ti6 heart,he probably just means older women give him biscuits with his coffee.

What are these biscuits you speak of? Are they sexy biscuits? Like a Hobnob?

Yeah babe cum and lick those crumbs of my c..."

Always knew oats were a good source of digestive fibre and sexy af

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Older woman are just better company

Ouch

Don't take it ti6 heart,he probably just means older women give him biscuits with his coffee.

I don’t even drink tea or coffee so it’s rare I even have milk in the house to offer one :-/

Well there you go,you youngsters just don't offer what us old one's do.

Yeah anyone over the age of 40 would still have tea, coffee and milk just in case someone else wanted one.

I’m the worst kind of person

Just add them on your shopping list. Tetley though not PG tips!

I have tea bags! Coffee, sugar, sweetners...just no milk "

Oh that's fine.... just tell people to bring theit own milk. Just put BYOM on messages

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Oops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Older woman are just better company

Ouch

Don't take it ti6 heart,he probably just means older women give him biscuits with his coffee.

I don’t even drink tea or coffee so it’s rare I even have milk in the house to offer one :-/

Well there you go,you youngsters just don't offer what us old one's do.

Yeah anyone over the age of 40 would still have tea, coffee and milk just in case someone else wanted one.

I’m the worst kind of person

Just add them on your shopping list. Tetley though not PG tips!

I have tea bags! Coffee, sugar, sweetners...just no milk

Oh that's fine.... just tell people to bring theit own milk. Just put BYOM on messages "

That’s what I do when we have guests

Also - bye OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you are all proud of yourselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh he's gone?! Probably went to tidy his room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any older woman or couples (40+) out there? I’m keen to please you "
im sure that was pleasent

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

As a swathe of older women sob into their cornflakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You guys did him a favour! He'll be back next week with a better profile I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Older women generally know what they want and how to get it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Older women generally know what they want and how to get it too

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nope

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

You rotten lot. He’s gone UNLOS.

Can’t blame a lad for trying. Now you ‘older’ lot will never know what you have missed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Older women generally know what they want and how to get it too

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Yeah us younger women have no idea what we’re doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Older women generally know what they want and how to get it too

Yeah us younger women have no idea what we’re doing "

Think I'll get my coat then

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I hope you are all proud of yourselves "

Hey I was interested,I'm sick of 20somethings blowing me out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope you are all proud of yourselves

Hey I was interested,I'm sick of 20somethings blowing me out."

I aint!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah well. Who wants a cuppa? Think there are some hobnobs about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey I love older women too, pick on me

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I hope you are all proud of yourselves

Hey I was interested,I'm sick of 20somethings blowing me out.

I aint! "

I bet you're not you dirty bugger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got some old biscuits for any age of woman, or man, or non binary.

But only almond milk....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope you are all proud of yourselves

Hey I was interested,I'm sick of 20somethings blowing me out.

I aint!

I bet you're not you dirty bugger."

Nothing dirty about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gone! Once binary is used to refer to anything other than mathematics, I'm gone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gone! Once binary is used to refer to anything other than mathematics, I'm gone. "

OK as it's you, I'll include mathematicians. The mucky buggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he’d have stuck around longer,...the younger women would soon be older.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like he deleted his account! Perhaps his mammy found out.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Looks like he deleted his account! Perhaps his mammy found out. "

Or he did something very wrong and got ejected by admin

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Hey I love older women too, pick on me "

I much prefer teasing younger men,but some take thing's to heart a little too much for my liking.

If you want to play with the grownup...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Looks like he deleted his account! Perhaps his mammy found out. "

Well she can't risk her son finding mammys profile can she.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey I love older women too, pick on me

I much prefer teasing younger men,but some take thing's to heart a little too much for my liking.

If you want to play with the grownup..."

I wouldn't take anything you say to heart! Wanna try? I've sent you a message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably late for assembly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one should take anything to heart. You probably shouldn't be in here if you cant

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Hey I love older women too, pick on me

I much prefer teasing younger men,but some take thing's to heart a little too much for my liking.

If you want to play with the grownup...

I wouldn't take anything you say to heart! Wanna try? I've sent you a message "

So you have.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey I love older women too, pick on me

I much prefer teasing younger men,but some take thing's to heart a little too much for my liking.

If you want to play with the grownup...

I wouldn't take anything you say to heart! Wanna try? I've sent you a message

So you have."

Oh....

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"Older women generally know what they want and how to get it too

"

By moaning?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yet so, right i have to go back to work now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sort of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yet so, right i have to go back to work now "

Lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Not a great way to include people in the forum. So many times I read about how people find it difficult to feel accepted in the forum and they're told its friendly and inclusive.

I'll close this now

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo

MANY times on the forum mods have asked people to leave the meet requests alone if you are not interested. You will be banned if you carry on spoiling peoples meet threads. It isn't fair and it isn't funny when the OP is not joining in.

Discussing a persons profile is also not allowed on the forum

Again, a reminder, leave meet threads alone unless you are interested, even if they are in the wrong section

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

O o O oo

@ Nicecouple

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