FabSwingers.com forum: Worst 3 things to say at a social

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im sure I've seen something similar and was chuckling at some of the responses.

Let's see what you can all do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did u eat garlic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want a lift home in my van?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have gaffa tape

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By *uxomBloomsWoman
over a year ago

Near Tunbridge Wells

"I have gaffa tape"

I'm not sure, but I don't think it's contagious.

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By *atindollTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

This un here got a real purty mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a Jimmy Carr joke I wanted to say but better not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Antibiotics were really effective

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

It's cleared up now though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Based on 2018's experience, the number 1 worst thing is "Hello"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you mind i brought my mother?

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Can we finish by 7pm as I'm only out on day release.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Have you seen my Tag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

want to play fart cups ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FUCK ! Your ugly

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By *ab_SparklesWoman
over a year ago

sparkle Surprised

While asked at a social, what hotel staying at. During which I was so d*unk I automatically said differently not yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello I'm SteelHeels."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So when do we start f**king?

Mrs

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

What would you do with me if I died right now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So when do we start f**king?

Mrs"

now??

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I brought the kids but they’re real quiet.

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By *ix-foot-two-stuMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Yes, my name really is Alan Partridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife is a total physco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I have condoms and lube with me, which one of you cunts is taking this dick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So when do we start f**king?

Mrs

now??

Now as good as any time

Mrs

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

I work for the Sun newspaper as a undercover reporter !

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By *queegeeMan
over a year ago

northampton

"I work for the Sun newspaper as a undercover reporter !"
my response to this will be,haha, good for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall we talk about Brexit?

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By *ix-foot-two-stuMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Brace yourself - the stud is here!

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By *ix-foot-two-stuMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Yes, I’ve been told I’m funny. I’ve been told I have a self defecating sense of humour.

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By *ix-foot-two-stuMan
over a year ago

Coventry

So you don’t mind food sex? Great. Do you mind if we go straight back to yours as the use by date on this rice pudding was last week?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had the snip, so no worries about getting you pregnant....

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By *olfAndKittenCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I know I promised a romantic meal and 5 star hotel, how about a McDonald's and fuck in my beaten up golf?

God I wish it would just... Stop.... Itching!

I hope you don't mind but I've just come from an awesome bareback party, so just hold your nose when going down there... Stank like old glue when I pissed.

They are not crabs!!!! My nits have just gone south for the winter.

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By *ettyboob72Woman
over a year ago

Manningtree

can we be quick, I've only put 2 hours on the parking metre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve had the snip, so no worries about getting you pregnant...."

Oh yeah, that too

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep it down you lot, it’s the wife on the phone.

“Hi love”

“Just in the pub with a few work mates”

“Of course. Love you too. Bye bye”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow you look just like your mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I brought the kids but they’re real quiet. "
cannot you just leave them at home with their dad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

36? Christ. Where was your paper round? Beirut?

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By *ettyboob72Woman
over a year ago

Manningtree

"I brought the kids but they’re real quiet. cannot you just leave them at home with their dad?

"
he's being held at Queenie pleasure at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Du u mind if i wank under this table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I brought the kids but they’re real quiet. cannot you just leave them at home with their dad?

he's being held at Queenie pleasure at the moment"
Okay just leave them home alone they will be okay for a day or so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like me to escort you home?"

"No, I'll be fine."

(When I couldn't wait to finish my small drink to run away from this weirdo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So this isn’t the annual meeting for tinned foods appreciation society is it then?

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By *ix-foot-two-stuMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Yeah, I’ll have a pint of... what’s the strongest lager they’ve got? Oh and a double vodka chaser, ta. So no, I have to use public transport everywhere, now. But at least AA is walking distance. It don’t work for everyone, you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let us have a moment in prayer whilst we wait for Sister Mary and Father George

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By *ix-foot-two-stuMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Let us have a moment in prayer whilst we wait for Sister Mary and Father George

Some funny replies, but this is my fave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Keep it down you lot, it’s the wife on the phone.

“Hi love”

“Just in the pub with a few work mates”

“Of course. Love you too. Bye bye”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which way did you vote on Brexit?

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By *ay rickMan
over a year ago

cardiff

The best way to sharpen a knife isssss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve had the snip, so no worries about getting you pregnant....

Oh yeah, that too

Mrs"

Its true I have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve had the snip, so no worries about getting you pregnant....

Oh yeah, that too

Mrs

Its true I have

So have I. Guess can't get you pregnant either

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve had the snip, so no worries about getting you pregnant....

Oh yeah, that too

Mrs

Its true I have

So have I. Guess can't get you pregnant either

Mrs"

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

So when does the singing start?

Oh... SWINGers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yeah, I love my job at Sydney Un...eh

...I mean Tesco, I work in Tesco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven’t been on a social since I got out of prison for murder

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"I’ve had the snip, so no worries about getting you pregnant...."

I’ve had the snip. But don’t worry, it still tastes the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you buying?

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Can we go to mine now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve had the snip, so no worries about getting you pregnant....

I’ve had the snip. But don’t worry, it still tastes the same."

I don’t think that’s a bad thing

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"FUCK ! Your ugly "

But taken from behind I won't be able to tell

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By *orkspoonMan
over a year ago

nearby

"Oh yeah, I love my job at Sydney Un...eh

...I mean Tesco, I work in Tesco

Perfect!

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By *orkspoonMan
over a year ago

nearby

I'll need to go soon, otherwise my tag goes off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"FUCK ! Your ugly

But taken from behind I won't be able to tell"
aah cunning plan lol .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got AIDS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a widower, she died last month

Sad but true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

see you still got cum in your hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It only oozes if you squeeze it !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven’t been on a social since I got out of prison for murder "

Oh thats understandable. I only got my certificate of sanity last week. Can you believe it took me 8 years to get it!!

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

"I work for the Sun newspaper as a undercover reporter !my response to this will be,haha, good for you"

The OP wasn’t asking for your response ,, doh !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t stay to long , the misses is waiting on double yellows ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and my mum have been to see your parents.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not the sort of person I usually go for.

Does this look infected to you?

"start crying"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone know your here.....

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