FabSwingers.com forum: Love hearts

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just had a packet of love hearts one of the kids had left over from Xmas. They’re so boring now! Text me, fax me, OMG, awesome, bestie.

What would you put on a packet of fab lovehearts?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Kiss me

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Anel?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

FAF?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would have to be faf x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Blow me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha yep! FAF! Definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be ours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Be ours"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"

They’re still the same size my lovely!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

They’re still the same size my lovely!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Boobs

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Veri me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kik me

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Swing?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

STD?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

UNLOS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick

Pic

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

Tbh I’m surprised that fax is still enough of a thing to be on a love heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss fuck avoid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bite me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile advice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How you doin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Block me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBW?

BBC?

Swallow?

MFM?

Anal?

Sex Toy

Nora is Hot

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By *ame-room-no-swapCouple
over a year ago

Taunton

VWE. ?

Cuck. ?

DP me ?

DVDA ?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

You don't meet men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much £

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Lick me

Suck me

Eat me

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Sydney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No facepic = Block

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Love these!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sydney"

Sydney ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kneel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

They’re still the same size my lovely!

If it's possibly to put a copy of the Mona Lisa on a pinhead...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lick me

Suck me

Eat me

3 in 1. Reminds me of a lubricating oil.

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Love us some love hearts!

Am a traditionalist!

Needs to just be the word

“Mine”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dyson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spank me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick me

Sub

Dom

Spank

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pound me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pound me "

What with. Meat tenderiser?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pound me

What with. Meat tenderiser?

I’m very tender as I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lick me

Sub

Dom

Spank"

Owned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/01/19 22:01:55]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cim

Surprised Nora not mentioned that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be ours

"
lets swing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CIJOYT

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cim

Surprised Nora not mentioned that one

Cim?

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By *tickywicketCoolMan
over a year ago

TAUNTON

batteries not included

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"CIJOYT"

I don’t even know what that means

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"CIJOYT

I don’t even know what that means "

Wait!! I think I’ve worked it out

Can I jizz on your tits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's weird I'm eating some now.

I'd like an emoji one with the fluttering lashes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"CIJOYT

I don’t even know what that means

Wait!! I think I’ve worked it out

Can I jizz on your tits?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy

bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"CIJOYT

I don’t even know what that means

Wait!! I think I’ve worked it out

Can I jizz on your tits?"

Well I’ve not got tits but be my guest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"CIJOYT

I don’t even know what that means

Wait!! I think I’ve worked it out

Can I jizz on your tits?

Go me! I’m crap with those usually!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"CIJOYT

I don’t even know what that means

Wait!! I think I’ve worked it out

Can I jizz on your tits?

Well I’ve not got tits but be my guest

I’ve got the tits if you’ve got the jizz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arse to mouth?

Limited edition brown love hearts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And cim is?

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"And cim is?"

Cum in mouth

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"And cim is?

Cum in mouth"

And that's not a request btw

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And cim is?

Cum in mouth"

Ahhhhh! I’m such an angel

. I thought he’d spelt cum wrong!

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By *yesgreenMan
over a year ago

north and south

"Spank me

"
obay

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Caught a bit of one of those Gregg Wallace factory visit programmes over Xmas where he saw Love Hearts being made and they said they regularly update the sayings to keep up with the times and down with the kids - although "Fax Me" would appear to suggest they stopped in the 80s!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And cim is?

Cum in mouth

Ahhhhh! I’m such an angel

. I thought he’d spelt cum wrong!

For some reason I don't believe you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And cim is?

Cum in mouth

Ahhhhh! I’m such an angel

. I thought he’d spelt cum wrong!

For some reason I don't believe you

On my life I did! I never know any of those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There must have been a naughtier version of love hearts around at one point as I have a pic on here of two saying 'play time' and 'tease me'... Can't remember where I got them from though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's

Not

Piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peg me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gush on me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There must have been a naughtier version of love hearts around at one point as I have a pic on here of two saying 'play time' and 'tease me'... Can't remember where I got them from though!

Yes I remember tease me being one

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

PHWOAAR!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swallow

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Hairy Or Smooth?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Good girl

Good boy

Peg me

Ride me

...

I'm sure there are lots of others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fab straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's

Not

Piss"

Don’t go there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"PHWOAAR! "

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"That's weird I'm eating some now.

I'd like an emoji one with the fluttering lashes. "

What about

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

UNLOS

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hairy Bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

6ft

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pint

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bobbins. Just for the lovely DB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"PHWOAAR! "

Of course

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Happy FPF!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Whip me? Or has that been done already?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Just a thought but shouldn't they be called "it's not love hearts", "NSA hearts" or "just sex hearts" if they're for fab users?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovehoney use to do x-rated love hearts

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Verified

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Rim me

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"PHWOAAR!

Of course"

had to be

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just a thought but shouldn't they be called "it's not love hearts", "NSA hearts" or "just sex hearts" if they're for fab users? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fwb

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tighty whiteys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s just sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steamroller me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Suck me'

'Lick me'

'Fuck me'

'Ride me'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forums Only

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Forums Only"

Ah a special one for me

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Great thread to end the weekend Nora

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Great thread to end the weekend Nora

It did make me laugh. Although I’ll be involved in searching the house with the kids tomorrow for the love hearts I just scoffed

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

On My Hotlist

Page One Hot Pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bad girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a thought but shouldn't they be called "it's not love hearts", "NSA hearts" or "just sex hearts" if they're for fab users? "

Absolutely yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jacuzzi

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By *rtraymondo76Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

MFM

FMF

FFS

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"MFM

FMF

FFS"

FFF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MFM

FMF

FFS

Blake nora f

"
cheeky

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By *artin ramseyMan
over a year ago

kendal

(on yours) rim me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nmt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish hook

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"MFM

FMF

FFS

Blake nora f

cheeky"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nmt "

Again. No clue.

Nosh my tits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could we fit the Sydney university disclaimer on do you think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nmt

Again. No clue.

Nosh my tits?"

Not my type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could we fit the Sydney university disclaimer on do you think?

"
yes il sue you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nmt

Again. No clue.

Nosh my tits?

Not my type"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wuu2

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Brexit ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I loooove small tits!!!

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Nmt

Again. No clue.

Nosh my tits?"

That's a better definition

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By *logger and Rainbow-AliceCouple
over a year ago

Bridgend

Spank me

Tie me up.

Blindfold me.

Tease me.

Make me beg.

Kiss me.

Bite me.

Actually in bed eating a packet now lol

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I loooove small tits!!!"

Are you on the right thread?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Naughty step

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naughty step "
shhhhhh cant say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

squirter?

9" mimimum

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Naughty step shhhhhh cant say that

Oops I was talking about the one I’m sitting on right now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Naughty step shhhhhh cant say that

Oops I was talking about the one I’m sitting on right now

"
well covered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fister...

fistee...

airtight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spank me

Tie me up.

Blindfold me.

Tease me.

Make me beg.

Kiss me.

Bite me.

Actually in bed eating a packet now lol

Mrs

Lucky you! I do love love hearts. Unfortunately, like cum, they give me heartburn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moist

#burghhhh

Sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moist

#burghhhh

Sick"

I'll give you all those ones then

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

Best BJ ever

Treat with respect

Push right buttons & be rewarded

Genuine lady

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

FAB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had a packet of love hearts one of the kids had left over from Xmas. They’re so boring now! Text me, fax me, OMG, awesome, bestie.

What would you put on a packet of fab lovehearts?

Fax me?

Bugger are they about ten years out of date?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee?

Where’s the remote?

Nice ass!

FAF?

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