FabSwingers.com forum: A reason for divorce ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mrs. Bus has filed for divorce

Apparently my fascination with horoscopes has taurus apart !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife and son are leaving me because of my obsession with horse racing

...............and they're off!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're getting divorced on religious grounds.. I think I am God and the wife doesn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because when we first got married she was so lovely I could have eaten her.

Now I wish I had.

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By *ottyhunkCouple
over a year ago

Leyburn

My wife is leaving me because she reckons I am always thinking I am better than everyone else. I was so shocked I almost fell off my pedestal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wife & I went to see a marriage councilor. He asked if I knew what my wife's favorite flower was. I held her hand & looked lovingly into her eyes and replied, "Its homepride isn't it?"

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

"My wife and son are leaving me because of my obsession with horse racing

...............and they're off!!"

This has really tickled me

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By *ottyhunkCouple
over a year ago

Leyburn

My wife has left me because I am always planning too far ahead...............anyone want to buy a coffin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife divorced me because i was always missing, she didn't know who i was missin

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By *ottyhunkCouple
over a year ago

Leyburn

The wife is leaving me because she is fed up with my obsession of being a porn star. I didn't have time to listen as I had pizza's to deliver and plumbing work to do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife is divorcing me since I bought a boat....

We just drifted apart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife left me cos of my obsession with the band The Monkees,

I didn't believe her at first but then I saw her face

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By *ottyhunkCouple
over a year ago

Leyburn

The wife is leaving me because I buy her misleading presents. She can go, but she is not taking the big black clock I bought her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ME And the wife are getting divorced she says I'm lazy , we were in the supermarket when she told me, I was so shocked I nearly fell out of the trolley

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By *ottyhunkCouple
over a year ago

Leyburn

Finally getting a divorce. Needless to say, buying the wife a fitness DVD and some lingerie 4 sizes too small was the final straw!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Mrs. Bus has filed for divorce

Apparently my fascination with horoscopes has taurus apart !"

I had to divorce my husband, we just weren't compatible. I'm an Aries, he was a tosser

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By *awty_MissDynomiteNo1Woman
over a year ago

No idea, I'm lost. Damn Sat nav!

Mickey Mouse is divorcing Minni ..in court she protests and says you cant divorce me because i have buck teeth ..He says im not divorving you because you have buck teeth im divorcing you because your fucking Goofy...Boom Boom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Wife is divorcing me because she says i'm a toaster,

Just popping out...

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"The wife & I went to see a marriage councilor. He asked if I knew what my wife's favorite flower was. I held her hand & looked lovingly into her eyes and replied, "Its homepride isn't it?""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im getting divorced as we got into wife swapping thought she was well worth a boat

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By *ottyhunkCouple
over a year ago

Leyburn

After 30 years of marriage to Florence, the plumber left his wife. The note he left simply read - 'It's over flo'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My wife is leaving me because she reckons I am always thinking I am better than everyone else. I was so shocked I almost fell off my pedestal"

superb!!

(im borrowing that!)

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Marriage

K.I.S.S's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The wife & I went to see a marriage councilor. He asked if I knew what my wife's favorite flower was. I held her hand & looked lovingly into her eyes and replied, "Its homepride isn't it?""

haha so funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The wife & I went to see a marriage councilor. He asked if I knew what my wife's favorite flower was. I held her hand & looked lovingly into her eyes and replied, "Its homepride isn't it?""

Brill, nearly fell of the chair laughing

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