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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm highly contagious with the flu right now. Cough, cold, fever, banging headache, runny nose, blocked sinuses and generally feel like shit.

So what's most men's response when they message me for fun whilst I'm feeling this way and I tell them I'm out of action temporarily?

"I don't mind" "How's about you just suck me instead?" Or the best yet "I've already got it". Congratulations boys, your lack of empathy and hygiene standards just earned you a place in my block list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha!

Makes a change from "my cock will make you feel better"

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just out of scientific interest, at what stage of transitioning from male to female does "man-flu" cease to exist?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ha!

Makes a change from "my cock will make you feel better"

P"

Lol.. they'd be risking me biting it off if I was thrust into a coughing fit part way through.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just out of scientific interest, at what stage of transitioning from male to female does "man-flu" cease to exist? "

ha ha.. no idea.. I only dress up for a bit of fun.. so I'm still claiming man flu rights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

. I've actually met poorly. On Thursday with a regular friend I did warn him though. And I used to meet my old FWB when I was ill too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" . I've actually met poorly. On Thursday with a regular friend I did warn him though. And I used to meet my old FWB when I was ill too. "

At least you're honest I guess

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

I had this when I had tonsillitis. Can't imagine anything less sexy and I felt dreadful!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Sometimes when I am ill I feel really horny though. Like a disgusting germ ridden blob but one that needs a good fucking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sometimes when I am ill I feel really horny though. Like a disgusting germ ridden blob but one that needs a good fucking. "

I'm afraid I'm more like Crimson Rose, I feel like a disgusting blob, but a good fucking would probably kill me off right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mucus makes great lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes when I am ill I feel really horny though. Like a disgusting germ ridden blob but one that needs a good fucking. "

Here here, just got to avoid the snot bubbles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mucus makes great lube "

Oh god! You just made me gag.. in a bad way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mucus makes great lube

Oh god! You just made me gag.. in a bad way "

I know, I heaved a little at my own post It is water-based and condom friendly though. Probably.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mucus makes great lube

Oh god! You just made me gag.. in a bad way

I know, I heaved a little at my own post It is water-based and condom friendly though. Probably."

"Excuse me"....... *runs off to the toilet to puke and cry

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Sometimes when I am ill I feel really horny though. Like a disgusting germ ridden blob but one that needs a good fucking. "

Me too! Especially like now when I have a fever. Not that I would want anyone to see the way I look right now and I don’t have the energy to even get dressed let alone leave the house but the horn is still raging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The release as you cum clears your head a bit but i cant be arsed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one offered to bring you paracetamol and give you a massage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once in bed really ill and sore, dopey because of my co-codamol and extremely drained. My fuck buddy asked to come over and I explain why he couldn’t, and he said ‘can’t you just pimp me out and suck my cock? Erm nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sometimes when I am ill I feel really horny though. Like a disgusting germ ridden blob but one that needs a good fucking.

Me too! Especially like now when I have a fever. Not that I would want anyone to see the way I look right now and I don’t have the energy to even get dressed let alone leave the house but the horn is still raging "

What's the matter with you people!? I'd heave if my own cock came anywhere near me right now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you delete everything off your 'looking for' list it takes you off the searches and massively reduces mail.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you delete everything off your 'looking for' list it takes you off the searches and massively reduces mail. "

Reheheaaaallly? I'm useful info to know. Thankyou SteelHeels

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Hope I don’t get any flu etc, my immune system is down due to radiotherapy

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Hope I don’t get any flu etc, my immune system is down due to radiotherapy "

When I was having chemo I was told the 11th day after my white blood cells would be at their lowest and to be really careful around sick people as I’d pick up anything going. Luckily I managed to avoid it apart from once when they delayed my next treatment for a week. Amazing because it was winter and I work in a large open plan office with people coughing and spluttering all over the place Hopefully you’ll be OK too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm the same. Feeling really sorry for myself but grateful my messages are offering cuddles and tea and bad singing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay in and rest. Plenty fluid etc.

Don’t be silly and spread the flu.

Tell your meets you’ve got the flu and meet after 10 days or so.

Ladies and gents have a wank whilst you recover

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hope I don’t get any flu etc, my immune system is down due to radiotherapy "

Awwww.. big hugs and crossed fingers and toes for you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stay in and rest. Plenty fluid etc.

Don’t be silly and spread the flu.

Tell your meets you’ve got the flu and meet after 10 days or so.

Ladies and gents have a wank whilst you recover "

10 days?! WTF!? I've been really picky and slow since I've joined. Looks like a lot of Wanking for me when I recover

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