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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When contacting males;

1. Try to write something more than "hey there". It makes you sound like a fake POF robot.

2. As much as we enjoy seeing you spread your legs akimbo or shove your tits right into the camera lens, please include some full body shots for us knee cap and elbow admirers.

3. If we state we don't meet couples, this means we don't want your hubby to be peeking through the cupboard doors wanking himself silly as we get jiggy.

4. No Snapchat filters! Last time I checked zoophilia was illegal, so dog pics don't really tickle our pickle!

5. Don't expect us to show up at 3am and shag you just because you're horny and run out of batteries, we need our beauty sleep too.

6. If, you're going to write a book in your profile make sure to add a glossary so we can navigate more easily through the boring crap.

Gents, feel free to add more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had offers of number 5 a couple times result denied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love it..

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Thankyou for the advice it's much appreciated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks but i just don't bother

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

I once had a picture of my knees on here, it was quite popular. Ladies underestimate the sexiness of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha awesome

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'll keep that in mind next time I'm struggling here.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

... And yes, my profile picture is both my most clothed and most popular picture.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember, just because men faf everyone, it doesn't mean you are less special when we faf you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must’ve taken ages to type all that one handed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love this! If I had a hat I would tip it...

Only ever had a few women or couples message me first though and most of them were read in the morning as they were 3am battery jobbies I'm guessing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Must’ve taken ages to type all that one handed"

It's ok, I'm ambidextrous

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By *ana_nana_MATTMAN!Man
over a year ago

Haywood Village, Weston-super-Mare

I'm particularly in favour of number 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you for this post, just realized were we've been going wrong all this time. Fish are friends not food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Must’ve taken ages to type all that one handed

It's ok, I'm ambidextrous"

Impressive...

Not just a pretty face and super physique eh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Mr Star,

I read your online advice and decided to be brave and message a hot man on an internet swinging site.

I took everything you advised into consideration and careful worded my message.

He read said message but didn't reply to me.

Your advice is shit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women can be fab straight too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear Mr Star,

I read your online advice and decided to be brave and message a hot man on an internet swinging site.

I took everything you advised into consideration and careful worded my message.

He read said message but didn't reply to me.

Your advice is shit!

"

7. If we don't reply take the hint. We get 100's of messages and can't reply to every single one of them explaining ourselves just to be later open to abuse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha - point number 2

Camera 50 feet in the air to erm "minimise" ones body size coupled with snap chat filters lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

8. All random friend requests will be ignored, if you want to preve our sexy pics, you'll have to work for it. Seduce our mind and maybe, just maybe we'll let you have a peak!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

My advice is: contact me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So it's Knee cap and elbows you want to see?

Noted

Jo.Xx

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I wonder why this thread hasn't been very successful,could it be men are too scared to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear Mr Star,

I read your online advice and decided to be brave and message a hot man on an internet swinging site.

I took everything you advised into consideration and careful worded my message.

He read said message but didn't reply to me.

Your advice is shit!

7. If we don't reply take the hint. We get 100's of messages and can't reply to every single one of them explaining ourselves just to be later open to abuse."

Just stop being stuck up and reply. It's not hard is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmfao.....Bravo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When contacting males;

1. Try to write something more than "hey there". It makes you sound like a fake POF robot.

2. As much as we enjoy seeing you spread your legs akimbo or shove your tits right into the camera lens, please include some full body shots for us knee cap and elbow admirers.

3. If we state we don't meet couples, this means we don't want your hubby to be peeking through the cupboard doors wanking himself silly as we get jiggy.

4. No Snapchat filters! Last time I checked zoophilia was illegal, so dog pics don't really tickle our pickle!

5. Don't expect us to show up at 3am and shag you just because you're horny and run out of batteries, we need our beauty sleep too.

6. If, you're going to write a book in your profile make sure to add a glossary so we can navigate more easily through the boring crap.

Gents, feel free to add more "

Ladies and couples, please just don't add us as friends unless we have at least exchanged one message.............maybe 2 if you are more than 200miles away

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