FabSwingers.com forum: at the doctors

By *eavenNhell OP Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

At the local Hospital :

Doctor, “What is this?"

Me “This is a book that I’ve written, it’s got 500 pages."

Doctor, “You wrote 500 pages. What did you write about then?” Me, On the first page I wrote “One day a King rode on a Horse and went towards the Jungle.

And on the last page I wrote The King reached the Jungle."

Doctor, “So what did you write in the remaining 498 pages?"

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Doctor, (stunned) "AND what's all that????!!!!!"

Me, “That's the sound of the Horse running...The hooves digging the terrain."

Doctor- "AND Who will read your story?"

“I will post it on fab swingers Forum! My mad friends there will definitely read it...they're all idiots, in fact one of them is reading it even as I speak!”