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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To have fun telling them bs because they're gullible and will believe everything?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know gullible is written on the roof?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speaking of which. There was a really thock kid in school who used to swap a £1 for a 50p coin. He thought it was more because it was bigger!

We did tell him that but not the point

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Did you know gullible is written on the roof?"

I thought gullible had been removed from the English dictionary as a no longer used archaic word

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Speaking of which. There was a really thock kid in school who used to swap a £1 for a 50p coin. He thought it was more because it was bigger!

We did tell him that but not the point"

You had pound coins when you were at school?? I feel old

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By *ust chilled out meMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Speaking of which. There was a really thock kid in school who used to swap a £1 for a 50p coin. He thought it was more because it was bigger!

We did tell him that but not the point

You had pound coins when you were at school?? I feel old"

Good old pound note

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Speaking of which. There was a really thock kid in school who used to swap a £1 for a 50p coin. He thought it was more because it was bigger!

We did tell him that but not the point

You had pound coins when you were at school?? I feel old"

1983 the pound coin was introduced

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

No.

The correct answers are any one of the following:

To get a free council flat.

To bag yourself a premiership footballer.

To give you an excuse to go and see Disney films at the cinema as a grown adult.

To disappoint your parents.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To have fun telling them bs because they're gullible and will believe everything?"

Father Christmas and the Tooth Fairy to start with. They’re white lies though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No.

The correct answers are any one of the following:

To get a free council flat.

To bag yourself a premiership footballer.

To give you an excuse to go and see Disney films at the cinema as a grown adult.

To disappoint your parents.

A"

To fetch the remote control from the other side of the room

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

The point of having kids is to ensure that you have neither money nor sleep for about 18 years and so you have someone to choose your oaps home for you and prevent the staff from hiding your teeth and dressing you in somebody else's cardigan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To have fun telling them bs because they're gullible and will believe everything?"

Yes....wee darlings

Feeling broody again cause I know it's never going to happen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's to make you feel hilarious as you get to tell them every crap joke first. Mine's almost wet herself laughing when I said 'see you next year' on New Year's Eve.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"No.

The correct answers are any one of the following:

To get a free council flat.

To bag yourself a premiership footballer.

To give you an excuse to go and see Disney films at the cinema as a grown adult.

To disappoint your parents.

A

To fetch the remote control from the other side of the room "

So.

True.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No.

The correct answers are any one of the following:

To get a free council flat.

To bag yourself a premiership footballer.

To give you an excuse to go and see Disney films at the cinema as a grown adult.

To disappoint your parents.

A"

You forgot, for the child benefit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The point of having kids is to ensure that you have neither money nor sleep for about 18 years and so you have someone to choose your oaps home for you and prevent the staff from hiding your teeth and dressing you in somebody else's cardigan"

I wish it were only 18 years.

I'm still exhausted (and skint) 37 years after having my first child.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's to make you feel hilarious as you get to tell them every crap joke first. Mine's almost wet herself laughing when I said 'see you next year' on New Year's Eve."

(Heart emoticon) she sounds like a belter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's to make you feel hilarious as you get to tell them every crap joke first. Mine's almost wet herself laughing when I said 'see you next year' on New Year's Eve.

(Heart emoticon) she sounds like a belter! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The point of having kids is to ensure that you have neither money nor sleep for about 18 years and so you have someone to choose your oaps home for you and prevent the staff from hiding your teeth and dressing you in somebody else's cardigan"

That's assuming they're still speaking to you by then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Speaking of which. There was a really thock kid in school who used to swap a £1 for a 50p coin. He thought it was more because it was bigger!

We did tell him that but not the point

You had pound coins when you were at school?? I feel old"

We played the same trick with dinosaur teeth when I was at school.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No.

The correct answers are any one of the following:

To get a free council flat.

To bag yourself a premiership footballer.

To give you an excuse to go and see Disney films at the cinema as a grown adult.

To disappoint your parents.

A"

Free Council House?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I would tell my kids that astronauts wear heavy boots to stop them floating in space.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Children fill the house with love and laughter, they are also come in very useful when you need someone to pop to the shop for 4 pints of milk

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