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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I knew I needed petrol last night. I went to tescos soevifically to go shopping then get petrol.

I forhoy to get petrol which has resulted in a freezing walk to the garage to go but a cannister and some petrol.

Luckily my friend was at the garage so gave me a lift back.... Then took a pic of me stranded

What dickhead things have you done recently?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs I was expecting a cock pic......

I turned up to work on the wrong day over christmas week.. because days are meaningless between the 25th and 31st

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many to mention

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Too many to mention "

Go on.... Spill!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just messaged a really hot man on here. First time ever and I'm now waiting to see what he replies with-if he replies at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Told my housemate I was doing a load of washing and so I’d stick their uniforms in and forgot to put the whole load on at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just messaged a really hot man on here. First time ever and I'm now waiting to see what he replies with-if he replies at all."

I’m sure he will reply instantaneously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just messaged a really hot man on here. First time ever and I'm now waiting to see what he replies with-if he replies at all."

It hasnt come through yet !

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Walked into the corner of my old TV (in the dark) and buggared my knee up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said something inappropriate far too loud in a café and everyone heard.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Trod on an upturned plug getting out of bed this morning.

A

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Trod on an upturned plug getting out of bed this morning.

A"
ouch do you need tlc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Told my housemate I was doing a load of washing and so I’d stick their uniforms in and forgot to put the whole load on at all"

Is that a euphemism for wanking over there panties young fella

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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago

gillingham

We'd be here all week if I listed mine lol

Walked into a tree other nite walking dogs and gave myself black eye and two stitches

I work as bouncer so il just say yes he was much bigger than me built like an oak tree lol but you should see state of him lol

I'm always doing stupid things it's a talent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Told my housemate I was doing a load of washing and so I’d stick their uniforms in and forgot to put the whole load on at all

Is that a euphemism for wanking over there panties young fella "

Haha not at all I was just forgetful and lazy

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Come back on here probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn’t seal my tuna in my lunch container properly. The juice has seeped into the lunch bag. Now everyone who comes near me at work, must think I smell of fish! They most likely think I have an unclean chuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn’t seal my tuna in my lunch container properly. The juice has seeped into the lunch bag. Now everyone who comes near me at work, must think I smell of fish! They most likely think I have an unclean chuff. "

Sorry for your misfortune, but this genuinely made me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just messaged a really hot man on here. First time ever and I'm now waiting to see what he replies with-if he replies at all.

I’m sure he will reply instantaneously "

Nope. Still nothing. I've been ignored. C'est la vie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you run out of fuel then op ??

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

met a woman at my pub/home on a 1st meet, she only turned up d*unk a week later with friends DEMANDING free drinks because she knew me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I came to work with out a belt. I knew I hadn’t put it in my bag but I still left any way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I came to work with out a belt. I knew I hadn’t put it in my bag but I still left any way. "

Do your trousers keep falling down?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Come back on here probably "

I thought that for a day or so....it didn't last.

A

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire


"I knew I needed petrol last night. I went to tescos soevifically to go shopping then get petrol.

I forhoy to get petrol which has resulted in a freezing walk to the garage to go but a cannister and some petrol.

Luckily my friend was at the garage so gave me a lift back.... Then took a pic of me stranded

What dickhead things have you done recently? "

Got my working days mixed up

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By *ust chilled out meMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Took the kids go to school a day early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Too many to mention

Go on.... Spill! "

I once filled up a diesel van with petrol!

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By *ust chilled out meMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Too many to mention

Go on.... Spill!

I once filled up a diesel van with petrol! "

I filled my diesel car with patrol didn't realise and drove it round for a bit had to have engine rea build lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come back on here probably "

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP   Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Did you run out of fuel then op ??"

Yup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you run out of fuel then op ??

Yup "

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