FabSwingers.com forum: As autocarrot once said.....

By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I think you have beautiful bobs.

I'd live to luck your cut. Fancy a duck?

*prudephone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was writing a text to a client and my phone changed nasturtium to masturbation, fortunately i spotted it before pressing send.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im always blaming my phone although to be fair the ducking thing does have a mind of its own...

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

My phone always changes open to porn!

Standing joke now with friends, but sending a confirmation email "that I will be able to attend the school porn day" was embarrassing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was writing a text to a client and my phone changed nasturtium to masturbation, fortunately i spotted it before pressing send.

Had it happen many times to colleagues. I think "fuck it, it will be a laugh" thankfully I'm the boss but still haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine can't handle Welsh

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"My phone always changes open to porn!

Standing joke now with friends, but sending a confirmation email "that I will be able to attend the school porn day" was embarrassing. "

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I was writing a text to a client and my phone changed nasturtium to masturbation, fortunately i spotted it before pressing send.

Clematis v clitoris

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Mine can't handle Welsh

Quite a mouthful there Taff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want you to kick my clot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine has a fixation with me going to cock dinner. And it’s always so ducking polite x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want you to kick my clot

One of the delights of rag week

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I think you have beautiful bobs.

I'd live to luck your cut. Fancy a duck?

*prudephone"

No vagene ?

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By *ana_nana_MATTMAN!Man
over a year ago

Haywood Village, Weston-super-Mare

I swear my autocorrect has a mind of its owl

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Someone I was chatting to had a phone that changed 'sorry' to 'dirty'.

Sending someone a message saying "I'm very very dirty" isn't much of an apology, however it is an explanation of sorts...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone I was chatting to had a phone that changed 'sorry' to 'dirty'.

Sending someone a message saying "I'm very very dirty" isn't much of an apology, however it is an explanation of sorts... "

My phone changes Dotty to dirty. It makes me smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only sausage fongers here

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I think you have beautiful bobs.

I'd live to luck your cut. Fancy a duck?

*prudephone

No vagene ?

Vagina mysteriously becomes Virginia. `\

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Someone I was chatting to had a phone that changed 'sorry' to 'dirty'.

Sending someone a message saying "I'm very very dirty" isn't much of an apology, however it is an explanation of sorts...

My phone changes Dotty to dirty. It makes me smile. "

Maybe, just maybe........ it knows you well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone I was chatting to had a phone that changed 'sorry' to 'dirty'.

Sending someone a message saying "I'm very very dirty" isn't much of an apology, however it is an explanation of sorts...

My phone changes Dotty to dirty. It makes me smile.

Maybe, just maybe........ it knows you well.

Sometimes it changes it to sorry too

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Someone I was chatting to had a phone that changed 'sorry' to 'dirty'.

Sending someone a message saying "I'm very very dirty" isn't much of an apology, however it is an explanation of sorts...

My phone changes Dotty to dirty. It makes me smile.

Maybe, just maybe........ it knows you well.

Sometimes it changes it to sorry too

At least it's apologetic and has manners.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My phone always changes open to porn!

Standing joke now with friends, but sending a confirmation email "that I will be able to attend the school porn day" was embarrassing. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was writing a text to a client and my phone changed nasturtium to masturbation, fortunately i spotted it before pressing send.

Clematis v clitoris"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a message I said 'going for a wank now' I meant walk. Although I may be better off just having a wank

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Mine changes everything that ends in ick, to sick. I ask people to sick me up, or send me a sick pic

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I think Aurocarrot has a hilarious sense of humour.

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

It can be tricky when it confuses cock with anal. Damned autocucumber!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want you to come shit on my face

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I want you to come shit on my face

You can't blame that on autocarrot you pervert.

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