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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston

2019 eh? Where the feck did that last year go?

It's the first Thursday of the year. New you, new rants? Let's hear them

Note - ranting about preferences and people not replying is not permissible

Rant away January people

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I have a rant i started a thread about it. Royal mail. Its 2nd of jan i posted my christmas cards 13th dec 1st class and they still not all arrived where the fuck are they

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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!!! Funny little things aren’t they? When having a debate on here though and it being followed by !!! It gives a whole other sense of what it meant!!! It makes me tempted to put!!! After!!! Every!!! Word!!! Just in case people don’t get it!!!

I’m being silly obviously but I’m not sure we always need quite so many

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By *ab_SparklesWoman
over a year ago

sparkle Surprised

When you open a msg & can't reply straight away. Check back and Jesus who let mr angry out.. Makes you think what person are they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who put up passive aggressive statuses

I.e everyone on here is fake.

Also my fav when someone complains that they never get replies to their messages and how shit it all is.

So you respond to their messages and they read it and don't respond lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you open a msg & can't reply straight away. Check back and Jesus who let mr angry out.. Makes you think what person are they "

This... makes you glad you didnt reply!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue tac. Never works. Rant over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JAY BOILED ONE OF MY EGGS A LITTLE TOO HARD YESTERDAY MORNING!

AND THE TOAST WASNT WELL ENOUGH DONE FOR MY LIKING!

AND I HAD TO GET OUT OF BED TO GET IT!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Blue tac. Never works. Rant over "

My Blu Tack works. Are you using it correctly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blue tac. Never works. Rant over

My Blu Tack works. Are you using it correctly? "

Did you read the instructions?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"2019 eh? Where the feck did that last year go?

"

There's my rant right there.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"JAY BOILED ONE OF MY EGGS A LITTLE TOO HARD YESTERDAY MORNING!

AND THE TOAST WASNT WELL ENOUGH DONE FOR MY LIKING!

AND I HAD TO GET OUT OF BED TO GET IT!

"

I'm going to deny that as maybe Jay was in a rush to get to work,next time you make Jays when he's working and you're brekkie will be perfect.

Sorry Pink I just had to something on behalf of Jay.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"JAY BOILED ONE OF MY EGGS A LITTLE TOO HARD YESTERDAY MORNING!

AND THE TOAST WASNT WELL ENOUGH DONE FOR MY LIKING!

AND I HAD TO GET OUT OF BED TO GET IT!

I'm going to deny that as maybe Jay was in a rush to get to work,next time you make Jays when he's working and you're brekkie will be perfect.

Sorry Pink I just had to something on behalf of Jay."

If I say something like Jay doesn’t eat breakfast and handcuffed my right wrist to my left ankle for a few hours the other day as a wizard prank, I feel Miss Pink will side with me, or I will come across as a really bad person for making some one who doesn’t have breakfast do me boiled eggs and little soldiers.

but I’m too adorable to be a bad person.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Where to start.......

So many to choose from.......

I'll start with the nosey cunt looking over my shoulder at my Fab musings and conversations on Kik.

CAN YOU READ THIS OK YOU NOSEY CUNT???????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

iPhone snooze timer: 8 mins. Why 8 mins!!!(had to have 3 )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to go back to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where to start.......

So many to choose from.......

I'll start with the nosey cunt looking over my shoulder at my Fab musings and conversations on Kik.

CAN YOU READ THIS OK YOU NOSEY CUNT???????

"

are you going too start looking at emo twink porn?

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"I have a rant i started a thread about it. Royal mail. Its 2nd of jan i posted my christmas cards 13th dec 1st class and they still not all arrived where the fuck are they"

Good lord that’s shoddy

Definitely approved and hope they do end up turning up

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"!!! Funny little things aren’t they? When having a debate on here though and it being followed by !!! It gives a whole other sense of what it meant!!! It makes me tempted to put!!! After!!! Every!!! Word!!! Just in case people don’t get it!!!

I’m being silly obviously but I’m not sure we always need quite so many "

I quite like the interrobang?! mixed together

Agree that the use of ! can be a bit OTT and we should be conserving them

Approved

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"When you open a msg & can't reply straight away. Check back and Jesus who let mr angry out.. Makes you think what person are they "

There’s just no need for any aggression here. Block the knob and move on to the smiley people

Approved

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"People who put up passive aggressive statuses

I.e everyone on here is fake.

Also my fav when someone complains that they never get replies to their messages and how shit it all is.

So you respond to their messages and they read it and don't respond lol"

Statuses can be pretty laughable at times. When I used to see them, the number of times some people local to me used to say they were leaving and never go was funny

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Blue tac. Never works. Rant over "

Depends on the context. As an alternative to fossil fuels, I agree. As a method of sticking little things to little things, I find it works perfectly well.

Denied

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"JAY BOILED ONE OF MY EGGS A LITTLE TOO HARD YESTERDAY MORNING!

AND THE TOAST WASNT WELL ENOUGH DONE FOR MY LIKING!

AND I HAD TO GET OUT OF BED TO GET IT!

"

How horrific for you. You’ll need to punish him to show him the error of his ways. The best way to do that would be to do it yourself

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"2019 eh? Where the feck did that last year go?

There's my rant right there."

Copy cat

Denied

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Where to start.......

So many to choose from.......

I'll start with the nosey cunt looking over my shoulder at my Fab musings and conversations on Kik.

CAN YOU READ THIS OK YOU NOSEY CUNT???????

"

In Pink’s words ‘that grinds my piss’

‘I know your watching’ in a creepy sing song voice should work or show them men’s hot pics here

Approved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"JAY BOILED ONE OF MY EGGS A LITTLE TOO HARD YESTERDAY MORNING!

AND THE TOAST WASNT WELL ENOUGH DONE FOR MY LIKING!

AND I HAD TO GET OUT OF BED TO GET IT!

How horrific for you. You’ll need to punish him to show him the error of his ways. The best way to do that would be to do it yourself

Denied "

Shady, he’s got uppity now, have you seen this mornings breakfast thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Police are arragant cunts who deserve all that befalls them after what i witnessed yesterday i will no longer defend them in any way yes im generalizing no i dont care if i see one taking a kick8ng in the street il no longer help il just smile and wave and laugh as i walk away

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"iPhone snooze timer: 8 mins. Why 8 mins!!!(had to have 3 )"

It’s an homage to how snooze had to work when it was first introduced and 9 minutes was the standard. It’s 9 minutes on my iPhone too.

It’s a nod to history so denied

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"I have to go back to work "

Puts a roof over your head and food on the table

Denied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Police are arragant cunts who deserve all that befalls them after what i witnessed yesterday i will no longer defend them in any way yes im generalizing no i dont care if i see one taking a kick8ng in the street il no longer help il just smile and wave and laugh as i walk away "

Will you not be calling them if your attacked or if some one nicks all your stuff?

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Police are arragant cunts who deserve all that befalls them after what i witnessed yesterday i will no longer defend them in any way yes im generalizing no i dont care if i see one taking a kick8ng in the street il no longer help il just smile and wave and laugh as i walk away "

Hell of a generalisation there that doesn’t make you any better as a person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Police are arragant cunts who deserve all that befalls them after what i witnessed yesterday i will no longer defend them in any way yes im generalizing no i dont care if i see one taking a kick8ng in the street il no longer help il just smile and wave and laugh as i walk away

Will you not be calling them if your attacked or if some one nicks all your stuff? "

Nope only to get my crime number for insurence i have a big bat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Police are arragant cunts who deserve all that befalls them after what i witnessed yesterday i will no longer defend them in any way yes im generalizing no i dont care if i see one taking a kick8ng in the street il no longer help il just smile and wave and laugh as i walk away

Hell of a generalisation there that doesn’t make you any better as a person

Denied "

dont want to be better just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a text telling me if I want a bottle of water there’s loads in the fridge.

Down stairs. Life sucks.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Where to start.......

So many to choose from.......

I'll start with the nosey cunt looking over my shoulder at my Fab musings and conversations on Kik.

CAN YOU READ THIS OK YOU NOSEY CUNT???????

In Pink’s words ‘that grinds my piss’

‘I know your watching’ in a creepy sing song voice should work or show them men’s hot pics here

Approved "

Many thanks.

For some reason Mr Noseys reading his paper now.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"2019 eh? Where the feck did that last year go?

There's my rant right there.

Copy cat

Denied "

Meanie

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"!!! Funny little things aren’t they? When having a debate on here though and it being followed by !!! It gives a whole other sense of what it meant!!! It makes me tempted to put!!! After!!! Every!!! Word!!! Just in case people don’t get it!!!

I’m being silly obviously but I’m not sure we always need quite so many

I quite like the interrobang?! mixed together

Agree that the use of ! can be a bit OTT and we should be conserving them

Approved "

I think I may have to do a happy jig. It was approved!! (Only two were used there)

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Awww you guys are back. And doing this thread! I could shed happy tears.

My rant - delivery drivers who knock once and then you end up shouting to get their attention. Just wait for 10 seconds Bob and then you won't have to redeliver my dress.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Awww you guys are back. And doing this thread! I could shed happy tears.

My rant - delivery drivers who knock once and then you end up shouting to get their attention. Just wait for 10 seconds Bob and then you won't have to redeliver my dress."

I’m thinking this delivery driver had a cunning plan. You’d be walking around naked if he didn’t deliver the dress

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Why does my neck hurt again? It felt better and now I've woken in pain

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Awww you guys are back. And doing this thread! I could shed happy tears.

My rant - delivery drivers who knock once and then you end up shouting to get their attention. Just wait for 10 seconds Bob and then you won't have to redeliver my dress.

I’m thinking this delivery driver had a cunning plan. You’d be walking around naked if he didn’t deliver the dress "

I'm willing to bet she's got more than one dress.

Three wardrobes full of "nothing to wear" most likely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work

It's depressing me.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Awww you guys are back. And doing this thread! I could shed happy tears.

My rant - delivery drivers who knock once and then you end up shouting to get their attention. Just wait for 10 seconds Bob and then you won't have to redeliver my dress.

I’m thinking this delivery driver had a cunning plan. You’d be walking around naked if he didn’t deliver the dress

I'm willing to bet she's got more than one dress.

Three wardrobes full of "nothing to wear" most likely. "

I’m guessing his tinky winky was doing the thinking and all rationale went out of the window. I’m also guessing you might be treading on thin ice

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

When you go to a meeting that someone has forgotten to cancel, and no1 is there lol ffs

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

When you write a brilliant status update.

And no one laughs.

________@__@______@@@@

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I have a cold, it won't go away, it's now really pee'ing me off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a cold, it won't go away, it's now really pee'ing me off."

I hope you are feeling better soon xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a text telling me if I want a bottle of water there’s loads in the fridge.

Down stairs. Life sucks. "

No one gave this guy a bottle of water? ... and he’s gone UNLOS? ... a bit of an overeaction if you ask me.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"I have a cold, it won't go away, it's now really pee'ing me off."

Me too and it’s turned into a chest infection. I’m so fed up of it. Had it for over a week now. Haven’t been able to go back to work which is making me feel guilty too. I’m a snotty, coughy, narky mess.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I had a text telling me if I want a bottle of water there’s loads in the fridge.

Down stairs. Life sucks.

No one gave this guy a bottle of water? ... and he’s gone UNLOS? ... a bit of an overeaction if you ask me. "

I think it may have been after I gave him my advice. Oh well stuff him.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

School term dates given out last July, before summer hols, in Sept on return and again after half term in October

Show 2019 term starts Monday 7th Jan.

Plans for this week made around that. Shifts at work rearranged, grandad enlisted to help out, days out, activities, events booked, visiting family.

Letter arrives week after Christmas hols start.

Youngest son had to go into school for an hour this morning, 90 mins tomorrow afternoon.

I should be proud (I am) he's got to sit assessment tests as made so much progress in the first half of the year, he's being moved up in maths science & art.

But surely these tests could have been carried out at the end of last term, in school time?

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I have a cold, it won't go away, it's now really pee'ing me off.

I hope you are feeling better soon xx"

Thank you...x

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By *r Potato HeadMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I have a cold, it won't go away, it's now really pee'ing me off.

Me too and it’s turned into a chest infection. I’m so fed up of it. Had it for over a week now. Haven’t been able to go back to work which is making me feel guilty too. I’m a snotty, coughy, narky mess. "

I've had this for about 3 weeks. You think it's gone then it comes back again.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a cold, it won't go away, it's now really pee'ing me off.

Me too and it’s turned into a chest infection. I’m so fed up of it. Had it for over a week now. Haven’t been able to go back to work which is making me feel guilty too. I’m a snotty, coughy, narky mess. "

A week? I’ve only just shifted my cough from over six weeks ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a text telling me if I want a bottle of water there’s loads in the fridge.

Down stairs. Life sucks.

No one gave this guy a bottle of water? ... and he’s gone UNLOS? ... a bit of an overeaction if you ask me.

I think it may have been after I gave him my advice. Oh well stuff him."

Did you say ‘just leave?’

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I have a cold, it won't go away, it's now really pee'ing me off.

Me too and it’s turned into a chest infection. I’m so fed up of it. Had it for over a week now. Haven’t been able to go back to work which is making me feel guilty too. I’m a snotty, coughy, narky mess.

A week? I’ve only just shifted my cough from over six weeks ago. "

Did you just roll your eyes?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I had a text telling me if I want a bottle of water there’s loads in the fridge.

Down stairs. Life sucks.

No one gave this guy a bottle of water? ... and he’s gone UNLOS? ... a bit of an overeaction if you ask me.

I think it may have been after I gave him my advice. Oh well stuff him.

Did you say ‘just leave?’ "

and don't darken our doors ever again. Strange people don't normally take my advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a cold, it won't go away, it's now really pee'ing me off.

Me too and it’s turned into a chest infection. I’m so fed up of it. Had it for over a week now. Haven’t been able to go back to work which is making me feel guilty too. I’m a snotty, coughy, narky mess.

A week? I’ve only just shifted my cough from over six weeks ago.

Did you just roll your eyes? "

Missed a smiley. Hit the wrong one. Obviously...

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I have a cold, it won't go away, it's now really pee'ing me off.

Me too and it’s turned into a chest infection. I’m so fed up of it. Had it for over a week now. Haven’t been able to go back to work which is making me feel guilty too. I’m a snotty, coughy, narky mess.

A week? I’ve only just shifted my cough from over six weeks ago.

Did you just roll your eyes?

Missed a smiley. Hit the wrong one. Obviously... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Less ranting more fucking

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I had a text telling me if I want a bottle of water there’s loads in the fridge.

Down stairs. Life sucks.

No one gave this guy a bottle of water? ... and he’s gone UNLOS? ... a bit of an overeaction if you ask me.

I think it may have been after I gave him my advice. Oh well stuff him.

Did you say ‘just leave?’

and don't darken our doors ever again. Strange people don't normally take my advice."

I don’t think he did either; although I think he may have received ‘advice’ in the loosest sense of the term

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I had a text telling me if I want a bottle of water there’s loads in the fridge.

Down stairs. Life sucks.

No one gave this guy a bottle of water? ... and he’s gone UNLOS? ... a bit of an overeaction if you ask me.

I think it may have been after I gave him my advice. Oh well stuff him.

Did you say ‘just leave?’

and don't darken our doors ever again. Strange people don't normally take my advice.

I don’t think he did either; although I think he may have received ‘advice’ in the loosest sense of the term "

Hey I thought it was great advice.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

People who take the piss out of other people's statuses. If you don't like .....Fuck off !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work.

Rant over.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Awww you guys are back. And doing this thread! I could shed happy tears.

My rant - delivery drivers who knock once and then you end up shouting to get their attention. Just wait for 10 seconds Bob and then you won't have to redeliver my dress.

I’m thinking this delivery driver had a cunning plan. You’d be walking around naked if he didn’t deliver the dress

I'm willing to bet she's got more than one dress.

Three wardrobes full of "nothing to wear" most likely. "

Oi! I have just the one wardrobe! But yes, nothing to wear.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Awww you guys are back. And doing this thread! I could shed happy tears.

My rant - delivery drivers who knock once and then you end up shouting to get their attention. Just wait for 10 seconds Bob and then you won't have to redeliver my dress.

I’m thinking this delivery driver had a cunning plan. You’d be walking around naked if he didn’t deliver the dress

I'm willing to bet she's got more than one dress.

Three wardrobes full of "nothing to wear" most likely.

Oi! I have just the one wardrobe! But yes, nothing to wear. "

Sometimes nothing to wear is good.

*just sayin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mobile phone network providers. I threaten to leave, they entice me to stay with offers of a new phone and promises of a huge discount bargain tariff... and a couple of days later said bargain is openly available for all on their website!! I have to go through it all again now

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I have a cold, it won't go away, it's now really pee'ing me off.

Me too and it’s turned into a chest infection. I’m so fed up of it. Had it for over a week now. Haven’t been able to go back to work which is making me feel guilty too. I’m a snotty, coughy, narky mess. "

People who go on and on and bloody on a out having a cold.....

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"I have a cold, it won't go away, it's now really pee'ing me off.

Me too and it’s turned into a chest infection. I’m so fed up of it. Had it for over a week now. Haven’t been able to go back to work which is making me feel guilty too. I’m a snotty, coughy, narky mess.

People who go on and on and bloody on a out having a cold.....

"

It’s a chest infection I tell ya! I’m proper poorly. I won’t be mentioning again though and I will be better for the MLS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who moan about something relentlessly and make out that they are hard done by.. THEN go and be hypocritical by doing the very same thing they were moaning about.

Am I the only one who hates this?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crappy weather forecasts saying its going to be cold in Jan/Feb.

Didn't see that coming!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"People who moan about something relentlessly and make out that they are hard done by.. THEN go and be hypocritical by doing the very same thing they were moaning about.

Am I the only one who hates this?

"

Welcome to fab mate. There loads of that here, it's hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blue tac. Never works. Rant over

My Blu Tack works. Are you using it correctly? "

It works for a bit then the poster just falls dowb

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Blue tac. Never works. Rant over

My Blu Tack works. Are you using it correctly?

It works for a bit then the poster just falls dowb"

Sounds daft , but use toothpaste. Works a treat

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I have a cold, it won't go away, it's now really pee'ing me off.

Me too and it’s turned into a chest infection. I’m so fed up of it. Had it for over a week now. Haven’t been able to go back to work which is making me feel guilty too. I’m a snotty, coughy, narky mess.

People who go on and on and bloody on a out having a cold.....

It’s a chest infection I tell ya! I’m proper poorly. I won’t be mentioning again though and I will be better for the MLS "

Good. I hate to see people keep moaning about being ill.

I had the flu. Didn't mention it once.

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Awww you guys are back. And doing this thread! I could shed happy tears.

My rant - delivery drivers who knock once and then you end up shouting to get their attention. Just wait for 10 seconds Bob and then you won't have to redeliver my dress."

Gets my goat that

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Why does my neck hurt again? It felt better and now I've woken in pain "

Neck pain is a nightmare - reminds you every time you move

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Work

It's depressing me."

Is there no chance of making a move to somewhere new?

Decision pending

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"When you go to a meeting that someone has forgotten to cancel, and no1 is there lol ffs "

I hate that - people should have the decency to let you know

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"I have a cold, it won't go away, it's now really pee'ing me off."

They do seem to be dragging on at the moment

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Less ranting more fucking "

Off you pop then

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"People who take the piss out of other people's statuses. If you don't like .....Fuck off !

"

Yeah right on

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Work.

Rant over. "

See work related rant above and also a half arsed effort of just one word

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Mobile phone network providers. I threaten to leave, they entice me to stay with offers of a new phone and promises of a huge discount bargain tariff... and a couple of days later said bargain is openly available for all on their website!! I have to go through it all again now "

That's more than a little sneaky

Definitely approved

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"School term dates given out last July, before summer hols, in Sept on return and again after half term in October

Show 2019 term starts Monday 7th Jan.

Plans for this week made around that. Shifts at work rearranged, grandad enlisted to help out, days out, activities, events booked, visiting family.

Letter arrives week after Christmas hols start.

Youngest son had to go into school for an hour this morning, 90 mins tomorrow afternoon.

I should be proud (I am) he's got to sit assessment tests as made so much progress in the first half of the year, he's being moved up in maths science & art.

But surely these tests could have been carried out at the end of last term, in school time?

"

How rude - they need to sort their admin

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"I have a cold, it won't go away, it's now really pee'ing me off.

Me too and it’s turned into a chest infection. I’m so fed up of it. Had it for over a week now. Haven’t been able to go back to work which is making me feel guilty too. I’m a snotty, coughy, narky mess. "

You need a hunky man to rub your chest

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"People who moan about something relentlessly and make out that they are hard done by.. THEN go and be hypocritical by doing the very same thing they were moaning about.

Am I the only one who hates this?

"

No - there is a lot of it about

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Crappy weather forecasts saying its going to be cold in Jan/Feb.

Didn't see that coming! "

Hmmm

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

When you have a rant and it's neither approved nor denied and hours later it just sits there, dieing a slow, lonely, pitiful death.

Unwanted and unloved. Like it's creator.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For most people.... It's Curry Day!! in the spoons pub.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Crappy weather forecasts saying its going to be cold in Jan/Feb.

Didn't see that coming!

Hmmm

Denied "

"Winter is coming!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is it rant day on a Thursday?

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London


"Where to start.......

So many to choose from.......

I'll start with the nosey cunt looking over my shoulder at my Fab musings and conversations on Kik.

CAN YOU READ THIS OK YOU NOSEY CUNT???????

are you going too start looking at emo twink porn? "

Clown porn would be more classy for the voyeur behind him.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Why is it rant day on a Thursday? "

Tradition.

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London


"2019 eh? Where the feck did that last year go?

It's the first Thursday of the year. New you, new rants? Let's hear them

Note - ranting about preferences and people not replying is not permissible

Rant away January people "

Well well well Pinkswing...

I'm gonna break the rules about preferences… and rant about you.

Last year you have hoovered up all the talent in my age preferences.

WILL YOU PLEASE STOP NICKING ALL THE BLOODY TALENT!!!

I'm bloody sick of your conniving ways. I'm reduced to cruising past old folks' homes, praying that I might just strike lucky.

You are EVIL. BOTH of you. I'm reduced to going to socials in pubs in the hope that I might pull the oldest boy in the corner.

I hope to God I never see you at a social. People like you cramp my style.

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"When you write a brilliant status update.

And no one laughs.

________@__@______@@@@"

Ooops

Approved for missing it

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"For most people.... It's Curry Day!! in the spoons pub. "

Except on Fab where it is Rant Day

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"2019 eh? Where the feck did that last year go?

It's the first Thursday of the year. New you, new rants? Let's hear them

Note - ranting about preferences and people not replying is not permissible

Rant away January people

Well well well Pinkswing...

I'm gonna break the rules about preferences… and rant about you.

Last year you have hoovered up all the talent in my age preferences.

WILL YOU PLEASE STOP NICKING ALL THE BLOODY TALENT!!!

I'm bloody sick of your conniving ways. I'm reduced to cruising past old folks' homes, praying that I might just strike lucky.

You are EVIL. BOTH of you. I'm reduced to going to socials in pubs in the hope that I might pull the oldest boy in the corner.

I hope to God I never see you at a social. People like you cramp my style.

"

I'm quite sure there are enough of these to round

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Why is it rant day on a Thursday? "

You'd have to ask Markoh about that. Wherever he may be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a cold, it won't go away, it's now really pee'ing me off.

I hope you are feeling better soon xx

Thank you...x"

Your welcome xx

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"When you write a brilliant status update.

And no one laughs.

________@__@______@@@@

Ooops

Approved for missing it

"

Forgiven.

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By *ales RoverMan
over a year ago

Gargrave

“If you like our/my profile message me” followed up by a polite message and never ever getting a reply!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Why does my neck hurt again? It felt better and now I've woken in pain

Neck pain is a nightmare - reminds you every time you move

Approved "

I am a pain in the neck. He said it's karma

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By *inkSwing OP   Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"“If you like our/my profile message me” followed up by a polite message and never ever getting a reply!"

I refer you to the OP

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I have a new rant.

EE.. I can't log on to my account.

Everytime I've tried from my own phone, I just get an error message.

I've deleted the app, reinstalled it.. Nope.

I've Googled EE tried to log on through various website links.. Nope.

But I can log on via my 14yro sons phone & my tablet.

My son isn't here, and I can't find my tablet (think son took it to his dad's)

Why can't I log on from the primary device on the account but can 2 others on my plan? Aaargh!

I dropped my phone the other day, small crack on corner of the screen, I've realised today the cracks have started to radiate & spread.

I need to sort out a replacement before it goes completly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it rant day on a Thursday?

You'd have to ask Markoh about that. Wherever he may be"

New / old rant. It would be much more convenient in a Monday.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Why is it rant day on a Thursday?

You'd have to ask Markoh about that. Wherever he may be"

Do miss him, didn't realise Thursday Rants were still going

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Why is it rant day on a Thursday?

You'd have to ask Markoh about that. Wherever he may be

Do miss him, didn't realise Thursday Rants were still going "

He was before my time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why is it rant day on a Thursday?

You'd have to ask Markoh about that. Wherever he may be

Do miss him, didn't realise Thursday Rants were still going

He was before my time "

He was a mug

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Why is it rant day on a Thursday?

You'd have to ask Markoh about that. Wherever he may be

Do miss him, didn't realise Thursday Rants were still going

He was before my time

He was a mug"

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Why is it rant day on a Thursday?

You'd have to ask Markoh about that. Wherever he may be

Do miss him, didn't realise Thursday Rants were still going "

Stingly had to step in whilst these two were off making mucky

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Why is it rant day on a Thursday?

You'd have to ask Markoh about that. Wherever he may be

Do miss him, didn't realise Thursday Rants were still going

Stingly had to step in whilst these two were off making mucky "

How very dare you

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Why is it rant day on a Thursday?

You'd have to ask Markoh about that. Wherever he may be

Do miss him, didn't realise Thursday Rants were still going

Stingly had to step in whilst these two were off making mucky

How very dare you "

Part timers. Thank goodness for the Stingly. He was ill as well you know ... just brave.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Why is it rant day on a Thursday?

You'd have to ask Markoh about that. Wherever he may be

Do miss him, didn't realise Thursday Rants were still going

Stingly had to step in whilst these two were off making mucky

How very dare you

Part timers. Thank goodness for the Stingly. He was ill as well you know ... just brave. "

He would win the forum award for bravery definitely

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Why is it rant day on a Thursday?

You'd have to ask Markoh about that. Wherever he may be

Do miss him, didn't realise Thursday Rants were still going

Stingly had to step in whilst these two were off making mucky

How very dare you

Part timers. Thank goodness for the Stingly. He was ill as well you know ... just brave.

He would win the forum award for bravery definitely "

Absolutely. Ooooer are we having forum awards? I didn’t know it was decided

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Why is it rant day on a Thursday?

You'd have to ask Markoh about that. Wherever he may be

Do miss him, didn't realise Thursday Rants were still going

Stingly had to step in whilst these two were off making mucky

How very dare you

Part timers. Thank goodness for the Stingly. He was ill as well you know ... just brave.

He would win the forum award for bravery definitely

Absolutely. Ooooer are we having forum awards? I didn’t know it was decided "

Oh it was decided but no one was willing to do the admin Oh that’s rant worthy I’ll pop over and see Kinky

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Why is it rant day on a Thursday?

You'd have to ask Markoh about that. Wherever he may be

Do miss him, didn't realise Thursday Rants were still going

Stingly had to step in whilst these two were off making mucky

How very dare you

Part timers. Thank goodness for the Stingly. He was ill as well you know ... just brave.

He would win the forum award for bravery definitely

Absolutely. Ooooer are we having forum awards? I didn’t know it was decided

Oh it was decided but no one was willing to do the admin Oh that’s rant worthy I’ll pop over and see Kinky "

Definitely worth a rant

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Why is it rant day on a Thursday?

You'd have to ask Markoh about that. Wherever he may be

Do miss him, didn't realise Thursday Rants were still going

Stingly had to step in whilst these two were off making mucky

How very dare you

Part timers. Thank goodness for the Stingly. He was ill as well you know ... just brave.

He would win the forum award for bravery definitely

Absolutely. Ooooer are we having forum awards? I didn’t know it was decided

Oh it was decided but no one was willing to do the admin Oh that’s rant worthy I’ll pop over and see Kinky

Definitely worth a rant "

You’d think so but the op is as bad as those 2 mucky buggers that do this thread. Start it then disappear for hours leaving folk in limbo

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Why is it rant day on a Thursday?

You'd have to ask Markoh about that. Wherever he may be

Do miss him, didn't realise Thursday Rants were still going

Stingly had to step in whilst these two were off making mucky

How very dare you

Part timers. Thank goodness for the Stingly. He was ill as well you know ... just brave.

He would win the forum award for bravery definitely

Absolutely. Ooooer are we having forum awards? I didn’t know it was decided

Oh it was decided but no one was willing to do the admin Oh that’s rant worthy I’ll pop over and see Kinky

Definitely worth a rant

You’d think so but the op is as bad as those 2 mucky buggers that do this thread. Start it then disappear for hours leaving folk in limbo "

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Why is it rant day on a Thursday?

You'd have to ask Markoh about that. Wherever he may be

Do miss him, didn't realise Thursday Rants were still going

Stingly had to step in whilst these two were off making mucky

How very dare you

Part timers. Thank goodness for the Stingly. He was ill as well you know ... just brave.

He would win the forum award for bravery definitely

Absolutely. Ooooer are we having forum awards? I didn’t know it was decided "

Obi "volunteered" to do them.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Why is it rant day on a Thursday?

You'd have to ask Markoh about that. Wherever he may be

Do miss him, didn't realise Thursday Rants were still going

Stingly had to step in whilst these two were off making mucky

How very dare you

Part timers. Thank goodness for the Stingly. He was ill as well you know ... just brave. "

True story.

How did you know I was ill though?

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