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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why don’t/won’t you accommodate?

Why don’t/won’t you travel?

I can’t drive, so my profile states I don’t travel, but I can get the bus for a social

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/838033

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of the question for me, children to consider

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/838033

Mine is more general, not discussing assumptions, actual reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live with my son and two annoying dogs.

My son could come home at any time and my dogs whine at the bottom of my stairs if they are downstairs on their own for long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would travel anywhere can’t accomodate because of my kids

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I don't drive, but I regularly take the train to meet somebody, and have done for others in the past, so my profile says can travel.

I don't accomodate, but never say never for someone I've known for a long time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will travel for an hour and a half to 2 hours for someone special.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I live with my son and two annoying dogs.

My son could come home at any time and my dogs whine at the bottom of my stairs if they are downstairs on their own for long."

Oh god, I have four dogs and everytime someone comes over I have to say ‘give me a minute’ and go through and see them because they’re whining to see who’s there

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I can do both but rarerly travel for a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I live with my son and two annoying dogs.

My son could come home at any time and my dogs whine at the bottom of my stairs if they are downstairs on their own for long.

Oh god, I have four dogs and everytime someone comes over I have to say ‘give me a minute’ and go through and see them because they’re whining to see who’s there

Mine are the same. Though nobody could complain about a greeting from dogs! Although they do know how to ruin a mood with the whining don't they

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I passed ma bike & car tests first time in 1981, bike on the 5th Dec, and car 10 days later, I had a good Xmas that year

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I live with my son and two annoying dogs.

My son could come home at any time and my dogs whine at the bottom of my stairs if they are downstairs on their own for long.

Oh god, I have four dogs and everytime someone comes over I have to say ‘give me a minute’ and go through and see them because they’re whining to see who’s there

Mine are the same. Though nobody could complain about a greeting from dogs! Although they do know how to ruin a mood with the whining don't they

My exFB learnt I had a pug and was so in awe (he always wanted one) so once we were finished and cleaned up I brought my pug through, he was in heaven

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

You own a bus!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You own a bus!?

My father in law once forgot his teeth so drove his bus home (with passengers on it) to get them - does this count?!

I want a bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I live with my son and two annoying dogs.

My son could come home at any time and my dogs whine at the bottom of my stairs if they are downstairs on their own for long.

Oh god, I have four dogs and everytime someone comes over I have to say ‘give me a minute’ and go through and see them because they’re whining to see who’s there

Mine are the same. Though nobody could complain about a greeting from dogs! Although they do know how to ruin a mood with the whining don't they

My exFB learnt I had a pug and was so in awe (he always wanted one) so once we were finished and cleaned up I brought my pug through, he was in heaven

Kind of derailing the thread now haha but I would be too. Great sex, and then followed by great company with the dogs (and you of course) . What's not to like about that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I live with my son and two annoying dogs.

My son could come home at any time and my dogs whine at the bottom of my stairs if they are downstairs on their own for long.

Oh god, I have four dogs and everytime someone comes over I have to say ‘give me a minute’ and go through and see them because they’re whining to see who’s there

Mine are the same. Though nobody could complain about a greeting from dogs! Although they do know how to ruin a mood with the whining don't they

My exFB learnt I had a pug and was so in awe (he always wanted one) so once we were finished and cleaned up I brought my pug through, he was in heaven

Kind of derailing the thread now haha but I would be too. Great sex, and then followed by great company with the dogs (and you of course) . What's not to like about that! "

Exactly!!! I’m a bloody great meet

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I don't accommodate, I have 2 teenagers living at home, who appear & disappear at random.

I have 2 other grown children, with keys to my house who often pop in on passing.

I've only invited 2 people into my house, 1 robbed me, the other I trust with my life.

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I can't accommodate because I'm a live-in carer for my mum.

I do drive so can travel but only up to about an hour drive away. I can't go too far because I have to make sure I'm home in time to look after mum

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I really enjoy the club scene and feel it safer and were of a night out for me to only meet by chance in clubs, therefore I don't travel or accommodate.

I do travel to clubs but there isn't an option for that so I just put I don't travel as I won't travel just to meet someone only to attend a club.

Unless I know someone in person I won't arrange to meet them in a club, as I feel it would be really awkward if we just didn't get along.

So I just go along and chat to whoever is there. If it leads to anything more intimate, that's lovely but I don't go out with the intention of looking for that, just having a fun night out in a liberated environment, dressing how I want and watching all the fun around me.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You own a bus!?

My father in law once forgot his teeth so drove his bus home (with passengers on it) to get them - does this count?!

I want a bus "

Ma Uncle used to drive Ferrymasters wagons all around Europe and up to Jockland as well

He taught me how to double declutch on North Hull Estate when I was 14

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I live with my son and two annoying dogs.

My son could come home at any time and my dogs whine at the bottom of my stairs if they are downstairs on their own for long.

Oh god, I have four dogs and everytime someone comes over I have to say ‘give me a minute’ and go through and see them because they’re whining to see who’s there

I lock them in the living room when my LTP comes over and they whine the whole time he's here. I tried giving them a ham bone each but they get bored chewing on it, and want to meet the visitor.

I can't imagine what 4 dogs would be like.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"You own a bus!?

My father in law once forgot his teeth so drove his bus home (with passengers on it) to get them - does this count?!

I want a bus "

It does count.

I have visions of you majestically making your way round Scotland in your private bus, waving as you go.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"You own a bus!?

My father in law once forgot his teeth so drove his bus home (with passengers on it) to get them - does this count?!

I want a bus

Ma Uncle used to drive Ferrymasters wagons all around Europe and up to Jockland as well

He taught me how to double declutch on North Hull Estate when I was 14

You can double declutch? It's a rare talent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't drive and generally can't travel as public transport is piss poor in my area!

Can accom at uni but would never when at home!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After watching Luther I'm never getting on a bus again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I live with my son and two annoying dogs.

My son could come home at any time and my dogs whine at the bottom of my stairs if they are downstairs on their own for long.

Oh god, I have four dogs and everytime someone comes over I have to say ‘give me a minute’ and go through and see them because they’re whining to see who’s there

I lock them in the living room when my LTP comes over and they whine the whole time he's here. I tried giving them a ham bone each but they get bored chewing on it, and want to meet the visitor.

I can't imagine what 4 dogs would be like. "

Luckily they’re quite small and they tend to give up quickly enough, but they’ve learned this new thing which I call ‘going psycho’, which is when they all howl in tune with each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After watching Luther I'm never getting on a bus again

And i’m never driving one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You own a bus!?

My father in law once forgot his teeth so drove his bus home (with passengers on it) to get them - does this count?!

I want a bus

It does count.

I have visions of you majestically making your way round Scotland in your private bus, waving as you go. "

I’m going to do a Queens Royal Tour of the UK one day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I live with my son and two annoying dogs.

My son could come home at any time and my dogs whine at the bottom of my stairs if they are downstairs on their own for long.

Oh god, I have four dogs and everytime someone comes over I have to say ‘give me a minute’ and go through and see them because they’re whining to see who’s there

I lock them in the living room when my LTP comes over and they whine the whole time he's here. I tried giving them a ham bone each but they get bored chewing on it, and want to meet the visitor.

I can't imagine what 4 dogs would be like.

Luckily they’re quite small and they tend to give up quickly enough, but they’ve learned this new thing which I call ‘going psycho’, which is when they all howl in tune with each other

My boy dog starts the girl off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After watching Luther I'm never getting on a bus again

And i’m never driving one."

Too right....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After watching Luther I'm never getting on a bus again

And i’m never driving one.

Too right.... "

Aside from the fact I am a shite driver.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"You own a bus!?

My father in law once forgot his teeth so drove his bus home (with passengers on it) to get them - does this count?!

I want a bus

Ma Uncle used to drive Ferrymasters wagons all around Europe and up to Jockland as well

He taught me how to double declutch on North Hull Estate when I was 14

You can double declutch? It's a rare talent

I feel a sense of sarcasm here young lady

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Lodging with my family and I don’t own a car.

Bristol buses are bloody expensive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You own a bus!?

My father in law once forgot his teeth so drove his bus home (with passengers on it) to get them - does this count?!

I want a bus "

That made me laugh, my ex was a bus driver, had a poorly tum the one day and brought his bus home so he could use toilet ! Told the passengers he forgot to let the cat out! They were mostly old ladies n said he was a good lad for looking after his pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You own a bus!?

My father in law once forgot his teeth so drove his bus home (with passengers on it) to get them - does this count?!

I want a bus

Aha, that’s funny! Where my FIL lives it is nowhere near a bus stop or bus route, but he just nipped in, popped his teeth in (it’s jusy his front teeth!) and got back to driving

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I can travel and accommodate, however anyone coming over will have to put up with my woeful interior design and downstairs bathroom...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't accommodate because I'm a live-in carer for my mum.

I do drive so can travel but only up to about an hour drive away. I can't go too far because I have to make sure I'm home in time to look after mum"

That's so sweet yorkie

You are a lovely woman

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By *egs11ABCWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"I live with my son and two annoying dogs.

My son could come home at any time and my dogs whine at the bottom of my stairs if they are downstairs on their own for long."

Ditto. Not the son the dogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone coming here has to accept the rats. They are caged when someone comes over but they are there.

I also have 2 small tanks of land snails in my bedroom.

I must do a super tidy too. With being ill I haven't felt like it.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I live with my son and two annoying dogs.

My son could come home at any time and my dogs whine at the bottom of my stairs if they are downstairs on their own for long.

Oh god, I have four dogs and everytime someone comes over I have to say ‘give me a minute’ and go through and see them because they’re whining to see who’s there

Mine are the same. Though nobody could complain about a greeting from dogs! Although they do know how to ruin a mood with the whining don't they

I can when they're jumping up at me,especially if I have holdups on. Here's me trying to look nice when 2 minutes through the door I'm smelling of dog with ripped holdups!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't drive and don't travel outside my city to meet anyone. Can accommodate for the right guy. I have stayed at others though a few times.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I can travel and accommodate, however anyone coming over will have to put up with my woeful interior design and downstairs bathroom... "

You're a bit posh aren't you with a downstairs bathroom, us common folk in Derby just piss in the sink innit

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I live with my parents....

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I don't drive and don't travel outside my city to meet anyone. Can accommodate for the right guy. I have stayed at others though a few times."

All of the Ladies that I have met off here have stopped at mine, one even stopped for 4 nights ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I very rarely accommodate due to a teenager residing here.

But I love to travel and have the freedom to do so, it's always risky if the first meet is a distance but I always have a back up plan just incase I don't like the person in question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a hobo

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I live with my parents...."

At least you get a decent Sunday Diner cooked for you

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Im a hobo"

Hobo Low - Seasick Steve

www.youtube.com/watch?v=a33sB3ck28A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have children/ grand child here so wont accom

I dont drive so rely on public transport so will only travel very local"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I have children/ grand child here so wont accom

I dont drive so rely on public transport so will only travel very local"

Define "very local" Derby is only "that" far on a map

This is my pathetic attempt at trying to woo the nickers off a sexy young Lady by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We can travel. But don't accommodate. Primarily because we live in a house of flux! Between renovations and Ms Kink's business. Stuff is constantly lying around and we don't feel it is a friendly environment to meet people in. Though hoping to change that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have children/ grand child here so wont accom

I dont drive so rely on public transport so will only travel very local

Define "very local" Derby is only "that" far on a map

This is my pathetic attempt at trying to woo the nickers off a sexy young Lady by the way

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my knickers are already off....im about to have a shower

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I have children/ grand child here so wont accom

I dont drive so rely on public transport so will only travel very local

Define "very local" Derby is only "that" far on a map

This is my pathetic attempt at trying to woo the nickers off a sexy young Lady by the way

my knickers are already off....im about to have a shower

Hold your horses there young lady, I need to come and soap up your boobies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was actively meeting as a single and living in London I'd do either but I would rarely travel anywhere that wasn't easily accessible in London. Oddly one of the few exceptions I made to that rule saw me move out of London.

But as a couple neither accommodate nor travel, clubs all the way

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By *eanne n AliCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

We don't accommodate but will travel. We won't accommodate because we have children and also due to a past experience I (Leanne) had when I was single where someone I had invited round to my place when I was single just turned up at my door uninvited one day just because they were "passing by" and thought they would take a chance. Can't have this happening when we have children in the house.

We are therefor happy to travel or book a hotel and accommodate there. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You own a bus!?

My father in law once forgot his teeth so drove his bus home (with passengers on it) to get them - does this count?!

I want a bus

Ma Uncle used to drive Ferrymasters wagons all around Europe and up to Jockland as well

He taught me how to double declutch on North Hull Estate when I was 14

You do realise you've confused 2 whole generations with that comment Ace.

1. The ones born in the 80's who still spoke english saying: What is he talking about?

2. The ones born in the 00's who all seem to speak (I believe the term is) Gangsta saying: Wass e talkin abaht bro, Y do e need 2 clutches yah know what I mean bro am confused bro

Will now await comments from both my generation and the pc brigade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have children/ grand child here so wont accom

I dont drive so rely on public transport so will only travel very local

Define "very local" Derby is only "that" far on a map

This is my pathetic attempt at trying to woo the nickers off a sexy young Lady by the way

my knickers are already off....im about to have a shower

Hold your horses there young lady, I need to come and soap up your boobies

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oops too late ...

Not that you would have got passed my dog anyway ..

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I was never particularly comfortable accommodating - it's my space, my stuff, and while it's not a hovel, the additional pressure to tidy up wasn't conducive to feeling horny.

Then I had a stalker-ish experience. Since then, never again.

Every few months I will get a message from a random couple (usually, can be a single fem) along the lines of "go on then, entertain us, why can't YOU accommodate?", and I've learnt that such people are immune to reason, so there's no point trying and therefore nonsensical answers are the way forward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I live with my son and two annoying dogs.

My son could come home at any time and my dogs whine at the bottom of my stairs if they are downstairs on their own for long.

Oh god, I have four dogs and everytime someone comes over I have to say ‘give me a minute’ and go through and see them because they’re whining to see who’s there

And so you should. Any guy with an once of manners will accept that and be happy to wait.

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