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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wanking. Who thinks they can make me cum over the phone in less than a minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick question: do you have a screen protector on it?

C

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

What a waste of a phone

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Oh! I came here to give a friendly hello. Carry on

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By *rownboy30Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Warranty won’t cover that type of damage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh! I came here to give a friendly hello. Carry on "

You could give a VERY friendly hello

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanking. Who thinks they can make me cum over the phone in less than a minute"

Less than a minute?

Blimey, do you always last so long?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanking. Who thinks they can make me cum over the phone in less than a minute

Less than a minute?

Blimey, do you always last so long?"

The mighty Tame Impala only lasts thirty seven seconds!

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's is a hands free connection? This could make all the difference

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By *rownboy30Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"It's is a hands free connection? This could make all the difference "

Your diverging from OP’s specific fetish please keep to the topic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanking. Who thinks they can make me cum over the phone in less than a minute

Less than a minute?

Blimey, do you always last so long?

The mighty Tame Impala only lasts thirty seven seconds!

C"

Is that an age thing, do you think?

I like young whippersnappers. These oldies got no stamina

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"Wanking. Who thinks they can make me cum over the phone in less than a minute

Less than a minute?

Blimey, do you always last so long?

The mighty Tame Impala only lasts thirty seven seconds!

C

Is that an age thing, do you think?

I like young whippersnappers. These oldies got no stamina"

Word!! ( or whatever the kids are saying these days)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's is a hands free connection? This could make all the difference

Your diverging from OP’s specific fetish please keep to the topic. "

No shits given, leave a message after the beep

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I thought I was in the forums not my inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanking. Who thinks they can make me cum over the phone in less than a minute

Less than a minute?

Blimey, do you always last so long?

The mighty Tame Impala only lasts thirty seven seconds!

C

Is that an age thing, do you think?

I like young whippersnappers. These oldies got no stamina

Word!! ( or whatever the kids are saying these days) "

I believe the current term is "fo sho"

C

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By *rownboy30Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"It's is a hands free connection? This could make all the difference

Your diverging from OP’s specific fetish please keep to the topic.

No shits given, leave a message after the beep "

Jeez, no I’ve heard it all, this site gets weirder by the second; phone, jizz, shit sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's is a hands free connection? This could make all the difference

Your diverging from OP’s specific fetish please keep to the topic.

No shits given, leave a message after the beep

Jeez, no I’ve heard it all, this site gets weirder by the second; phone, jizz, shit sex!"

Does shit sex end with a sweetcorn colonel down yer japseye?

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By *rownboy30Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


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No shits given, leave a message after the beep

Jeez, no I’ve heard it all, this site gets weirder by the second; phone, jizz, shit sex!

Does shit sex end with a sweetcorn colonel down yer japseye?"

WTF, poor OP wanted to jizz on Samsung phone, the least we can do is support his fetish, but no you had to go there such deparavity, his poor innocence destroyed by you sordid heathens

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

FFS i knew i worded that wrong lol left it wide open for all the funny comments but keep them coming haha as for the minute thing that was more of a challenge rather than a quick cummer haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

No shits given, leave a message after the beep

Jeez, no I’ve heard it all, this site gets weirder by the second; phone, jizz, shit sex!

Does shit sex end with a sweetcorn colonel down yer japseye?

WTF, poor OP wanted to jizz on Samsung phone, the least we can do is support his fetish, but no you had to go there such deparavity, his poor innocence destroyed by you sordid heathens "

It's been over a minute, I bet he's rolled over, farted and is snoring his head off by now.

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By *rownboy30Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

Pmsfl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wanking. Who thinks they can make me cum over the phone in less than a minute"

Do you have that bubble insurance? They cover everything apparently?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put tour number up OP and someone may give you a call

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Buzby

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put tour number up OP and someone may give you a call"

Ill give that one a miss i think, im already gettin enough stick from that post haha all fun tho. Thanks guys

Just so you all know....

Phones gone screen protecter

Phones insured

Phone is a iphone not a shitty samsung lol

And its currently in a sealed clear sandwich bag hahahaha

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"im already gettin enough stick from that post"

Perhaps next time put your post in the correct wankers room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put tour number up OP and someone may give you a call

Ill give that one a miss i think, im already gettin enough stick from that post haha all fun tho. Thanks guys

Just so you all know....

Phones gone screen protecter

Phones insured

Phone is a iphone not a shitty samsung lol

And its currently in a sealed clear sandwich bag hahahaha"

I was going to give it a try until you said Samsungs were shitty.....

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