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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What weird things make you smile?!

It's bin day tomorrow and the sight of all the bins with their handles towards the road makes me smile.

It's nice of the people to leave them that way as it makes it easier for the bin men to grab them and not have to turn them around!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

software updates, specifically the Adobe Creative Cloud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What weird things make you smile?!

It's bin day tomorrow and the sight of all the bins with their handles towards the road makes me smile.

It's nice of the people to leave them that way as it makes it easier for the bin men to grab them and not have to turn them around!

And then the bin men leave them and a percentage of the contents strewn across the street so we can crash into them

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"software updates, specifically the Adobe Creative Cloud"

They made me cry.

Hence everything I use is older standalone no longer supported by updates software. Still does the job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dead rats on my neighbours lawn that I have paid a pest controller to poison. It saves me having to dispose of them and as it's their chickens that are causing the problem, I may have given a little wry smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"software updates, specifically the Adobe Creative Cloud

They made me cry.

Hence everything I use is older standalone no longer supported by updates software. Still does the job.

they update every couple of months now

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Clean and tidy worktops in the kitchen. Yay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"software updates, specifically the Adobe Creative Cloud

They made me cry.

Hence everything I use is older standalone no longer supported by updates software. Still does the job.

they update every couple of months now"

I'm too tight to pay subscriptions if something already works.

It's bad enough with sodding Windows updates!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Putting new socks on. They just feel so good.

Taking a set of bedding out of the airing cupboard all folded neatly together with a sheet inside a pillowcase, just ready to throw on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull my finger

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Getting into bed after the leccy blanket has been on for five minutes first.......

And the first cup of coffee in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having my ear plucked with tweezers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exhaustion from exercise or when fail attempts.

Not sure why fail attempts make me smile but they do

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

When my Fitbit celebrates my 10k steps.

Haha. It’s the highlight of my day recently.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Pull my finger "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a windy day and all the wheelie bins have fallen over, like some kind of bin Armageddon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DANA2000 ,,,,,, it's your pest controller responsibly to collect the bodies of rats!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burps make me smile, coz I can't do it.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Cute animal vids on YouTube always make me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cute animal vids on YouTube always make me smile

Please marry me

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Seeing the local cat outside waiting for me when I return from work during summer. She is there most mornings if fine during winter.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

my son. hes weird he makes me smile

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Cute animal vids on YouTube always make me smile

Please marry me "

He he - Have you seen the Tiny Birthday For A Tiny Hedgehog one? It’s awesome; He/she even has some little (very greedy!) hamsters as party guests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cute animal vids on YouTube always make me smile

Please marry me

He he - Have you seen the Tiny Birthday For A Tiny Hedgehog one? It’s awesome; He/she even has some little (very greedy!) hamsters as party guests

Off I go to watch this.

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By *iReyWoman
over a year ago

Cheshire East

A clean and tidy home

Also star wars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cute animal vids on YouTube always make me smile

Please marry me

He he - Have you seen the Tiny Birthday For A Tiny Hedgehog one? It’s awesome; He/she even has some little (very greedy!) hamsters as party guests

Awww no. Stop, it’s too much

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

A washing line full of crisp clean items on a lovely spring day wafting in the breeze. I could watch for hours.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Watching my fish go absolutely bat shit crazy when I feed them in the warmer months. One of the tail surfs across the water, flips on its side and does backwards circles in the water, tail fin flapping like crazy

Its also hit its head several times on the side of the pond which may explain things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pull my finger "
what in the holy fuck i resemble that statement cunty cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pull my finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pull my finger what in the holy fuck i resemble that statement cunty cheek"

Mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pull my finger what in the holy fuck i resemble that statement cunty cheek

Mwah

Only u can get away with such a thing

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By *ycra loutMan
over a year ago

york/Scarborough

Elderly ladies with them rain hats on whilst holding an umbrella above themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dwarf vicars conducting funerals iv never laughed so hard

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Pygmy goats in jumpers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my daughter swears or says something really inappropriate. I find it hard not to laugh whilst telling her off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Three solo chicken dinners in a row on PUBG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women having the brass balls to knock me back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pull my finger what in the holy fuck i resemble that statement cunty cheek

Mwah

Only u can get away with such a thing"

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Oh and those goats that feint when they're scarred

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my daughter swears or says something really inappropriate. I find it hard not to laugh whilst telling her off. "

Yes definitely! When you have to look away coz you can’t stop laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my daughter swears or says something really inappropriate. I find it hard not to laugh whilst telling her off. "
i do that when the 3 yr old swears

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Oh and those goats that feint when they're scarred

And the screaming ones to; what a bloody noise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean crisp bed sheets on a king size bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butterflies. There's something so carefree, beautiful yet totally madcap about them. I think they're ace.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Women having the brass balls to knock me back

Knock knock LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coming home at night into my little castle where its nice and clean the way I left it and with the heating been on for 30 minutes ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coming home at night into my little castle where its nice and clean the way I left it and with the heating been on for 30 minutes ??

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Butterflies. There's something so carefree, beautiful yet totally madcap about them. I think they're ace.

Daddy Long Legs always make me laugh for some reason; Mad as March Hares, clumsier than Norman Wisdom and they even they mate backwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butterflies. There's something so carefree, beautiful yet totally madcap about them. I think they're ace.

Daddy Long Legs always make me laugh for some reason; Mad as March Hares, clumsier than Norman Wisdom and they even they mate backwards

Yeah but they dive bomb your noggin, I don't like that about them. *judder*

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Butterflies. There's something so carefree, beautiful yet totally madcap about them. I think they're ace.

Daddy Long Legs always make me laugh for some reason; Mad as March Hares, clumsier than Norman Wisdom and they even they mate backwards

Yeah but they dive bomb your noggin, I don't like that about them. *judder*"

I swear that they have no directional skills whatsoever

I also love giant house spiders for the same reason; They whiz around the floor endlessly with no clear destination nor seeming purpose in mind

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

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"Butterflies. There's something so carefree, beautiful yet totally madcap about them. I think they're ace.

Daddy Long Legs always make me laugh for some reason; Mad as March Hares, clumsier than Norman Wisdom and they even they mate backwards

Yeah but they dive bomb your noggin, I don't like that about them. *judder*

I swear that they have no directional skills whatsoever

I also love giant house spiders for the same reason; They whiz around the floor endlessly with no clear destination nor seeming purpose in mind

Zebra jumping spiders make me laugh. Love watching them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butterflies. There's something so carefree, beautiful yet totally madcap about them. I think they're ace.

Daddy Long Legs always make me laugh for some reason; Mad as March Hares, clumsier than Norman Wisdom and they even they mate backwards

Yeah but they dive bomb your noggin, I don't like that about them. *judder*

I swear that they have no directional skills whatsoever

I also love giant house spiders for the same reason; They whiz around the floor endlessly with no clear destination nor seeming purpose in mind

Teasing buggers. Always just out of reach to grab, they pause and stare ya down then whoosh, off they scurry.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Butterflies. There's something so carefree, beautiful yet totally madcap about them. I think they're ace.

Daddy Long Legs always make me laugh for some reason; Mad as March Hares, clumsier than Norman Wisdom and they even they mate backwards

Yeah but they dive bomb your noggin, I don't like that about them. *judder*

I swear that they have no directional skills whatsoever

I also love giant house spiders for the same reason; They whiz around the floor endlessly with no clear destination nor seeming purpose in mind

Zebra jumping spiders make me laugh. Love watching them "

Jumping Spiders are soooo cute!

I think even the biggest aracnophobes must surely concede that their little ‘faces’ are adorable

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

A rainbow of petrol on the ground, and puddles that I can jump in with my wellies

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Dogs that look really pleased to be wearing coats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get a great sense of joy when co workers fuck up. Always makes me chuckle lol.

I know its mean but you did ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word Bilious...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My littlest cat snoring, and my biggest cat farting himself awake. No, actually that second one makes me laugh before exiting the room rapidly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

giraffes.

They are just plain daft. Massive blue tongue, stupid long legs and neck. But the neck is not long enough to bend to get water as the legs are too long!

Utterly crap design but awesome nonetheless!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Elderly ladies with them rain hats on whilst holding an umbrella above themselves "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A rainbow of petrol on the ground, and puddles that I can jump in with my wellies"

puddles.. and stomping through leaves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Achieving sharp edges when decorating a cake.

My daughter's relentless cheerfulness early mornings in the face of my grumpiness!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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Women reversing down country lanes?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Rainbows

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Rainbows

Sorry, re read the question, weird thing would be Stingly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My parents cats rolling on their backs when you stroke them as if to say "pet my belly... I dare you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clean and tidy worktops in the kitchen. Yay!"

For me it's a clear worktop with a hot coffee waiting on it.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Coffee

Cheese

Kisses

My boys

- not in that order.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women having the brass balls to knock me back

Knock knock LOL"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biting into a creame egg

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I have a strange sense of humour so incongruity makes me smile, random subject changes in the middle of conversations, from sleep to hoovers.

Messages from my stalker to say hi... That sort of thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Biting into a creame egg"

Normal one or the new White Chocolate ones?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"What weird things make you smile?!

It's bin day tomorrow and the sight of all the bins with their handles towards the road makes me smile.

It's nice of the people to leave them that way as it makes it easier for the bin men to grab them and not have to turn them around!

You really are silly aren't you Doris

I have a little bird that comes and sits and shits on my windowsill, I leave scraps out for him especially in winter time, he's getting so large I would be surprised if he could even take off next year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Biting into a creame egg

Normal one or the new White Chocolate ones?"

New one?? When did this happen. I never got the memo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t be arsed to read through the thread but the world is broken if someone hasn’t already said “tomatoes like pussies”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can’t be arsed to read through the thread but the world is broken if someone hasn’t already said “tomatoes like pussies”"

it sure is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A weird thing that makes me smile ?

It's gotta be you OP

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"A weird thing that makes me smile ?

It's gotta be you OP

Me too, she makes me go all gooey and things

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Yesterday I saw a vid on Facebook of different animals cuddling their babies. So so cute.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"What weird things make you smile?!

It's bin day tomorrow and the sight of all the bins with their handles towards the road makes me smile.

It's nice of the people to leave them that way as it makes it easier for the bin men to grab them and not have to turn them around!

I often get this weird feeling my names been mentioned.

Spooky......

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Coffee

Cheese

Kisses

My boys

- not in that order....."

Ok I didn't read the thread properly.

Although my children are weird.

The sound of crunchy leaves underfoot.

Peeling an orange whole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neat cable runs behind the tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kids who hold doors open for adults. Watching kids with lovely manners make me smile. ...

I then imagine them putting a foot out and tripping them up as they walk through the door.

that makes me chuckle inside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching old couples that are very much still in love,

People getting the karma they deserve

Something being timed perfectly

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Watching pensioners eating ice cream with no teeth

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Pensioners getting words mixed up, like when I once took my mum (god rest her soul) many years ago to a decorating shop and she asked the staff member for ‘a big dildo thing’, she meant a dado rail.......

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Pensioners getting words mixed up, like when I once took my mum (god rest her soul) many years ago to a decorating shop and she asked the staff member for ‘a big dildo thing’, she meant a dado rail.......

my mate was once asked when he worked in the Kwik Save did they have any Sneaky Bacon and Semi Skilled milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog sneaking into my room and sleeping on my pillow snoring in my ear, it’s funny to me when i wake up

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By *CheshireMaleMan
over a year ago

Middlewich

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"My dog sneaking into my room and sleeping on my pillow snoring in my ear, it’s funny to me when i wake up"

That’s nice

Pets are good at sneaking, however I have a cat who likes to make a grand entrance when he enters a room #divacat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neat cable runs behind the tv "

That's borderline pornograpbic!

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By *ddibleMan
over a year ago

Exeter Bristol Salisbury

"The dead rats on my neighbours lawn that I have paid a pest controller to poison. It saves me having to dispose of them and as it's their chickens that are causing the problem, I may have given a little wry smile.

This made me smile, but them maybe I'm just sick in the head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A knob who drives like a knob changing his punctured tyre in minus conditions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the butter melts on the toast just right, unleaded fuel, fart noises Too many weird things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching my dog when she’s asleep and she’s dreaming chasing rabbits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People bringing up my sorded past on forums swines

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee

Cheese

Kisses

My boys

- not in that order.....

Ok I didn't read the thread properly.

Although my children are weird.

The sound of crunchy leaves underfoot.

Peeling an orange whole.

Like when you peel it and the entire skin is in one piece? That's impressive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When the butter melts on the toast just right, unleaded fuel, fart noises Too many weird things

What do you like about unleaded fuel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My little nerd, he makes me smile.

He’s proper weird but he’s cute

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By *ab_SparklesWoman
over a year ago

sparkle Surprised

I enjoyed not having to do a lot over the holidays i smiled thinking I need to be a kept woman bucket list job

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