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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The weirdest message I received was from a guy offering me money to smell my arse.

Made me feel rather vanilla.

What is the weirdest one you received ?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"The weirdest message I received was from a guy offering me money to smell my arse.

Made me feel rather vanilla.

What is the weirdest one you received ?"

I feel all left out as no one has yet asked to sniff mine

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"The weirdest message I received was from a guy offering me money to smell my arse.

Made me feel rather vanilla.

What is the weirdest one you received ?"

Maybe he likes the scent of vanilla?

Our weirdest message was simply "wanna fuck pig?"... I assume that "pig" was his wife

Cal

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

It’s a dead heat between the toilet guy and the tampon guy. Charmers both.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The weirdest message I received was from a guy offering me money to smell my arse.

Made me feel rather vanilla.

What is the weirdest one you received ?"

I have had the same one. Not sure if the same guy but still haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got asked a while back where my pants where when i sat on the toilet, on my knees or round my ankles? I had nothing

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"i got asked a while back where my pants where when i sat on the toilet, on my knees or round my ankles? I had nothing "

No pants on you mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone once offered me 500 to dress him in a nappy and breastfeed him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i got asked a while back where my pants where when i sat on the toilet, on my knees or round my ankles? I had nothing "

That made me laugh! And I think it beats mine! You’re in the lead!

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

In a Fetish club, to walk on him whilst I was wearing my heels, I was scared I’d stab him. However he seemed to be enjoying himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i got asked a while back where my pants where when i sat on the toilet, on my knees or round my ankles? I had nothing "

I recieved that one too... Points for originality, but really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had someone who wanted me to use him as my toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So many to choose from but probably. Would you deepthroat to the point of puking up all over me then licking it up and kissing me

What made me laugh was the “PS what bra size are you?” at the end of the message!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had someone who wanted me to use him as my toilet "

Yeah had that one. And he wanted nothing in return lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone offering to impregnate me

Didn't offer to look after said child for the next 18 years so sadly had to refuse the kind offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone told me he wanted to snuggle on the sofa with me. What a weirdo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In a Fetish club, to walk on him whilst I was wearing my heels, I was scared I’d stab him. However he seemed to be enjoying himself "
Seen that many times in fetish clubs and my wife has done it a few times in her heels when asked

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway


"Someone told me he wanted to snuggle on the sofa with me. What a weirdo! "

Haha. Pass him my way. Freak like me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone told me he wanted to snuggle on the sofa with me. What a weirdo!

Haha. Pass him my way. Freak like me!"

Was gonna say. I’ll have him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i got asked a while back where my pants where when i sat on the toilet, on my knees or round my ankles? I had nothing

No pants on you mean? "

no, just didn’t know what to reply with, even though i could have told him the answer i just didn’t understand why anyone would ask that kind of question on here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone told me he wanted to snuggle on the sofa with me. What a weirdo!

Haha. Pass him my way. Freak like me!

Was gonna say. I’ll have him "

I can smell more offers flowing in, ladies, make room in your inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the guy who wants to fuck my face so I will puke on his cock.

Also the guy who wants to impregnate me... What the actual fuck...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The weirdest one that wasn't just a one liner was probably the story about how I'd be owned, he'd come and fuck me bareback in a supermarket changing room, and rip all my clothes, so when I walked out everyone could see how filthy I was.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The weirdest one that wasn't just a one liner was probably the story about how I'd be owned, he'd come and fuck me bareback in a supermarket changing room, and rip all my clothes, so when I walked out everyone could see how filthy I was. "

Did you ask for a social first?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Someone told me he wanted to snuggle on the sofa with me. What a weirdo!

Haha. Pass him my way. Freak like me!

Was gonna say. I’ll have him "

Looks like there's a niche in the market! I always miss out on the good ideas

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The weirdest one that wasn't just a one liner was probably the story about how I'd be owned, he'd come and fuck me bareback in a supermarket changing room, and rip all my clothes, so when I walked out everyone could see how filthy I was.

Did you ask for a social first?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The weirdest message I received was from a guy offering me money to smell my arse.

Made me feel rather vanilla.

What is the weirdest one you received ?

Maybe he likes the scent of vanilla?

Our weirdest message was simply "wanna fuck pig?"... I assume that "pig" was his wife

Must have been! Were there pictures of her?

Cal"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a message asking to meet me me and to put on high heel boots on only. Then touch his face cheek with one boot so he could masturbate... I get the fetish side but this made me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was nasty, just nasty.

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