FabSwingers.com forum: Trades/ Professions

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Quite interested to know what jobs do most of the people here do?

I was thinking about this and realised that I've met my fair share of people at swinging parties who work in the Motor trade, and a few council office workers, and Policewomen and men funny enough. From my own experience - Most of the people I've met have been self employed like myself.

I can understand if people don't want to say what they do, but what's the most common professions you've come across whilst swinging?

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By *ayneaTV/TS
over a year ago

stafford

Most common occupation is

PROFESSIONAL TIME WASTERS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

people that have jobs involving overnight travel

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"people that have jobs involving overnight travel"

Funny enough I've yet to meet someone in that type of job, but you'd think it would be a popular one.

And our survey says, ..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Traveling (driving/trucker/sales) in your area

Uniformed (inc Road crossing patrol) I got to be shagable

Travel industry (checking your area)Always in your area

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

IT! ive lost count of the number of keyboard bashers ive met or spoken to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not that many Gynaecologists though - save for the enthusiastic amateurs

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By *orkmalewithPAMan
over a year ago

York

I'm in the Bicycle trade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in the Bicycle trade "

track wheels in the background?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"IT! ive lost count of the number of keyboard bashers ive met or spoken to"

do i count as one half person?

note i can't capitalise one handed

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By *orkmalewithPAMan
over a year ago

York

"I'm in the Bicycle trade

track wheels in the background?

Yep and some Trike wheels for a customer in France.

Good spi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in finance.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to be in finance

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"I would like to be in finance

I think France is lovely, in most parts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a telecoms engineer and an electrician. I'd love to have been a gynacologist though, but I think I may have regarded swinging as a bit of a busman's holiday if I was.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a telecoms engineer and an electrician. I'd love to have been a gynacologist though, but I think I may have regarded swinging as a bit of a busman's holiday if I was.

Talk about bringing your work home with you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an actor/promo model x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in finance......."

I've met one lady who was quite high up in a big City firm. Great shag by the way, though just a little arrogant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happily now in retirement after spending more than quarter of a century drilling holes in seabed’s and deserts….!.

Sox™

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm an actor/promo model x"

Would love to have done acting. Well I did do a short years ago.

I'm a Photographer and Videographer.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Happily now in retirement after spending more than quarter of a century drilling holes in seabed’s and deserts….!.

Sox™

I should imagine that line of work gives you enough money to retire quite early.

Not sure I could do so many weeks away though- especially without sex, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an actor/promo model x

Would love to have done acting. Well I did do a short years ago.

I'm a Photographer and Videographer. "
I tried the tech side but better at acting lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That's cool. Do you prefer Live / Theatre or on film by the way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im unemployed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driving Instructor.....oooh errr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Self employed, both of us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im unemployed "

Sorry to hear that Sassy. Hope you find work soon.

Whats your usual line of work? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Driving Instructor.....oooh errr "

Does that job offer many Perks ( wink wink) . Any special rates for fab ladies etc?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a fitness instructor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's cool. Do you prefer Live / Theatre or on film by the way? "
I like both, I've done more film work but loved playing at the national x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Driving Instructor.....oooh errr

Does that job offer many Perks ( wink wink) . Any special rates for fab ladies etc? "

No that wouldn't be very professional now would it....work and play are separate....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Self Employed Decorator

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I work in housing..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's cool. Do you prefer Live / Theatre or on film by the way? I like both, I've done more film work but loved playing at the national x"

That's great! Well done you. xxx

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Tester in a cock factory....

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Astronaut.

Well, unemployed astronaut.

Missed out on the Russian study, 500+ days on a pseudo-Mars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm a midwife

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

arms dealer

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"arms dealer"

Brill, got any strong "right" ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a Forester.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gas fitter xx

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Professional Job Hunter

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

carer with those that have dementia

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Consultant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gigalow

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

full time mum, housewife, lay about, call it what you will...dont get paid except in hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ex social worker/counsellor now administrator/coordinator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can;t say what I do beyond it being in the public sector. So basically, not that much work, plenty of time off sick, no risk of being sacked and a huge fuck off pension at the end. Or so I keep being told!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I told you I'd have to kill you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Surprised by the lack of Nurses and firemen.

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Undertaker

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

Photographer and IT geek !

Mrs.JFL's a scientist...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I am a saddler.

I used to make saddles for the Royals but I find organising the manufacture of thousands at a reasonable price rather than a few high craftsman quality stock brings in more business.

I like the ones that order the matching boots and bag. The set is exhorbitantly priced.

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By *andymanleeds43Man
over a year ago

Leeds

dildo repair man after 12

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Firefighter for my sins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

infrastructure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been working as a manager but start a new job on Monday as a project analyst, can't wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi, I'm Jackie and I'm a female impersonator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hotel receptionist!

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By *athnBobCouple
over a year ago

sandwell

Cath= newly self employed dress maker and is specialising in Burlesque and the like.

Bob= in something that means I can sign your passport and not going to own up to it on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Self Employed, I have a cleaning business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tree surgeon here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cath= newly self employed dress maker and is specialising in Burlesque and the like.

Bob= in something that means I can sign your passport and not going to own up to it on here"

cath needs to speak to me soon then

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Construction

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By *landPeggyCouple
over a year ago

Holland !

Rock and Roll

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

district nurse here

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Fisherman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

am a self employed electrician and media systems installer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't work now due to health but was in cabaret for over 20 years

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Trainer and professional bull-shitter (had to get the professional bit in, did I spell it write)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reprographics Technician/Graphic Designer/Print Buyer/Ass Kicker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Residential Care Worker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tree surgeon here

Clear!!!!!! 50 ccs of adrenaline NOW xx

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Reprographics Technician/Graphic Designer/Print Buyer/Ass Kicker

how did your inter_iew go Mally ?

well I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Residential Care Worker "

Aye they building some nice new care homes lately xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i chase haggis's up the scottish hills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im unemployed

Sorry to hear that Sassy. Hope you find work soon.

Whats your usual line of work? x"

was a field manager for a home care company. Im unemployed through choice (had a child)

Will return to Nursing Home work as the hours are more secure and predictable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reprographics Technician/Graphic Designer/Print Buyer/Ass Kicker

how did your inter_iew go Mally ?

well I hope "

it went very well, just waiting on the feedback now which I'm supposed to be getting tomorrow

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

good news Mally.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Firefighter for my sins"

Lucky you. That's most women's fantasy isn't it? To go with a fireman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Podiatrist / Chiropodist for my sins!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i chase haggis's up the scottish hills

haaaaaaaaa

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

[Removed by poster at 12/01/12 20:37:42]

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

"Podiatrist / Chiropodist for my sins!"

Handy if someone needs a toe home though eh?

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Groundsman.

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

I chatted to a gynaecologist although we never met up!

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

Should that not be 50cc of fertiliser, lol

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I used to be a gynaecologist....I'm not anymore, but I do like to keep my hand in....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Podiatrist / Chiropodist for my sins!"

Now that is a good thing to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Podiatrist / Chiropodist for my sins!

Now that is a good thing to know

Any problems ... just ask ... feet related obviously!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gigalow

Proof-reader

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Practising gynaecologist.....I'll have a look at it for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swore Id never post this...

Taxman...

*runs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I swore Id never post this...

Taxman...

*runs*"

I like the taxman..More importantly he likes me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

insurance broker and sport photographer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Spiderman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Spartacus

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I work hard at being wonderful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I swore Id never post this...

Taxman...

*runs*"

If it's any consolation I used to work in debt recovery. Now that was a conversation killer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i chase haggis's up the scottish hills

..... and I catch them at the bottom once she's chased them

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By *annGentMan
over a year ago

With a cracking _iew

Neonatal Nurse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Neonatal Nurse

Awww that's lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Spartacus"

no I'm Spartacus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crane operator

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

International Object of Sexual Desire

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By *orkmalewithPAMan
over a year ago

York

"International Object of Sexual Desire

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By *annGentMan
over a year ago

With a cracking _iew

"Neonatal Nurse

Awww that's lovely

Shucks

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By *orkieMan
over a year ago

Who knows

consultant and security

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

celebrity big brother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"International Object of Sexual Desire

International object of curiosity more like xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"International Object of Sexual Desire

International object of curiosity more like xx

says the hobbity buddah!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Musician

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scaffolder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional job hunter / Fab lurker in my spare time

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

"Podiatrist / Chiropodist for my sins!"
do you do foot removal?

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

I am a sleep deprivation test subject/mentality/breeder/sponger..........whatever you'd call a single mum these days haha

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

*menatlist

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By *arambarMan
over a year ago

swindon

I'm a penetration tester.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you! This message will self destruct in 5 4 3 .....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you! This message will self destruct in 5 4 3 .....

ok ok so you are a cashier at mcdee's nothing wrong with that...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you! This message will self destruct in 5 4 3 .....

ok ok so you are a cashier at mcdee's nothing wrong with that...

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*menatlist"

Err... Please miss..

Wots a Menat List...??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Podiatrist / Chiropodist for my sins! do you do foot removal?"

Hahah no .... unless the foot has gone gangrenous! In that case the foot removes itself!

Hope no one is eating reading this!

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

"*menatlist

Err... Please miss..

Wots a Menat List...??

"
sorry. Mentalist if that is even a word.........im bit special :p

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By *all-Eddies QosCouple
over a year ago

wirral

"Podiatrist / Chiropodist for my sins! do you do foot removal?

Hahah no .... unless the foot has gone gangrenous! In that case the foot removes itself!

Hope no one is eating reading this! "
i have the worst feet in the world.....all natural and heredity. Joy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Podiatrist / Chiropodist for my sins! do you do foot removal?

Hahah no .... unless the foot has gone gangrenous! In that case the foot removes itself!

Hope no one is eating reading this! "

My x had 2 toes removed end last year cos due to aortic blocking got no blood to them , they went black and glad to say I wasn't close enough to smell them the kids were not impressed tho and the pic was bad enough for me yuk.

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