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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So despite your super sexy sex skills and your sparkling conversation they go and fall asleep on you....

How do you extract revenge?

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Just be big spoon, but my poke them in the back with my dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t suppose the answer is...

Wake me up with a nosh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just be big spoon, but my poke them in the back with my dick."

Oh. I guess the "innocent" bum wriggle against the crotch is the female equivalent!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don’t suppose the answer is...

Wake me up with a nosh? "

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loudly.

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say fuckit roll over and start snoring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t suppose the answer is...

Wake me up with a nosh?

Go on then "

Yessss!

2019 ~ Sam’s year

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Just be big spoon, but my poke them in the back with my dick.

Oh. I guess the "innocent" bum wriggle against the crotch is the female equivalent! "

Yeah it would. Just don't do it in public. Would be embarrassing walking around after for a bit.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

It depends how long they've kept you awake with these sex skills, if it's days then a bit of a sleep is allowed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Loudly.

P"

I might trying singing some show tunes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just be big spoon, but my poke them in the back with my dick.

Oh. I guess the "innocent" bum wriggle against the crotch is the female equivalent! "

Turn the lights on, make reversing noises and ‘accidentally’ crash their fender. If that fails text their best mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Say fuckit roll over and start snoring "

Such a defeatist!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Say fuckit roll over and start snoring

Such a defeatist! "

It’ll soon wake them up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just be big spoon, but my poke them in the back with my dick.

Oh. I guess the "innocent" bum wriggle against the crotch is the female equivalent!

Yeah it would. Just don't do it in public. Would be embarrassing walking around after for a bit. "

That's part of the fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It depends how long they've kept you awake with these sex skills, if it's days then a bit of a sleep is allowed "

Only when you both collapse in a sex induced coma surely?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give him a deep heat wank

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral


"Just be big spoon, but my poke them in the back with my dick.

Oh. I guess the "innocent" bum wriggle against the crotch is the female equivalent!

Turn the lights on, make reversing noises and ‘accidentally’ crash their fender. If that fails text their best mate "

You're a Sadist

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just be big spoon, but my poke them in the back with my dick.

Oh. I guess the "innocent" bum wriggle against the crotch is the female equivalent!

Turn the lights on, make reversing noises and ‘accidentally’ crash their fender. If that fails text their best mate "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Give him a deep heat wank"

Evil! I like it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give him a deep heat wank

Evil! I like it! "

I know what your like. You'd be the last person I'd sleep next too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loudly.

P

I might trying singing some show tunes! "

Or squat over his face whilst having a wand on full speed. That works for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Give him a deep heat wank

Evil! I like it!

I know what your like. You'd be the last person I'd sleep next too"

I take that as a compliment

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I'd probably be that person who fell asleep.

Go and make a sandwich to keep you busy while you wait for them to wake up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Loudly.

P

I might trying singing some show tunes!

Or squat over his face whilst having a wand on full speed. That works for me "

Oh now that I like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give him a deep heat wank

Evil! I like it!

I know what your like. You'd be the last person I'd sleep next too

I take that as a compliment "

You scare the shit out of me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd probably be that person who fell asleep.

Go and make a sandwich to keep you busy while you wait for them to wake up? "

Haha! I'm trying to pretend it's not normally me!

I do like a snack though. Refuel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Give him a deep heat wank

Evil! I like it!

I know what your like. You'd be the last person I'd sleep next too

I take that as a compliment

You scare the shit out of me"

I'm a nice girl really!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stay asleep in the morning when they want their morning blow job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give him a deep heat wank

Evil! I like it!

I know what your like. You'd be the last person I'd sleep next too

I take that as a compliment

You scare the shit out of me

I'm a nice girl really! "

Your latest forum post s have been slightly disturbing. Deviant comes to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loudly.

P

I might trying singing some show tunes! "

I actually do that, but not loud. My song of the moment is Never Enough from the Greatest Showman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loudly.

P

I might trying singing some show tunes!

Or squat over his face whilst having a wand on full speed. That works for me

Oh now that I like! "

Poor guy would need ear-mufflers and an umbrella to sleep through that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So despite your super sexy sex skills and your sparkling conversation they go and fall asleep on you....

How do you extract revenge? "

Go through your ring tones on your phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Give him a deep heat wank

Evil! I like it!

I know what your like. You'd be the last person I'd sleep next too

I take that as a compliment

You scare the shit out of me

I'm a nice girl really!

Your latest forum post s have been slightly disturbing. Deviant comes to mind"

I've just been here long enough now to feel comfortable expressing myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give him a deep heat wank

Evil! I like it!

I know what your like. You'd be the last person I'd sleep next too

I take that as a compliment

You scare the shit out of me

I'm a nice girl really!

Your latest forum post s have been slightly disturbing. Deviant comes to mind

I've just been here long enough now to feel comfortable expressing myself! "

Which is a good thing. I call it my safety barrier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go to the kitchen and remove all the labels from their canned goods. That’ll teach them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go to the kitchen and remove all the labels from their canned goods. That’ll teach them"

Evil.

Sorts ya right out for what to donate to the harvest festival tho eh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go to the kitchen and remove all the labels from their canned goods. That’ll teach them"

that made me snort my tea!!!! Awesome idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So despite your super sexy sex skills and your sparkling conversation they go and fall asleep on you....

How do you extract revenge? "

Leave them a note "Gone out to get laid".

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Make a video of you masturbating next to them and send it to them, so when they wake up they realised what they were missing...

Either that or get them a cuppa but make it wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give it sn hour till there propper sleeping then start shouting fire

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