FabSwingers.com forum: Old Proverb

By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Red sky at night ,shepherd's delight

Blue sky at night , day.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Bird in the hand, I pulled at the nightclub!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Red sky at night, the barn is alight

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

All things come to those that wait.

Bullshit.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

He who laughs last is generally a bit slow on the uptake.

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

Red sky at night, shepherds delight.

Sheep drowned in morning, global warming.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

An ill wind blows no good. Especially if sprouts are involved.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Better late than not coming at all because they're not actually a hot 20 year old single female nympho, but Brian, 62 from Cleethorpes and he intended to stand you up all along....sucker!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

No sky at night..dungeness power station just blew up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bird in the hand is not worth two in a bush.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

As sure footed as arrrggggggghhhhh I fell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after.

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Look after your broom

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

In golf there is 1 that goes.

'It's not all about driving'

referring to long hitters of the ball.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

An apple a day is 365 apples a year, that's a lot of apples, even if you like apples.

Maybe vary it with a pear or a kumquat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An apple a day keeps the doctor away but so does a restraining order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you stand for nothing, you’ll fall for everything especially after a porn-star martini... or six

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look after your broom"

And your broom will look after you?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

What's good for the goose is goose food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the wind changes your face will get stuck like that.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Early to bed, early to rise, makes Jack a right boring twat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always remember you are unique. Just like everyone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The early bird catches my morning glory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't drive so fast...you won't get there any quicker" ...oh really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well fuck my old brown boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Abstinence make the cock grow harder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birds in leather, fuck together

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Pink fluffy sky at night, Angel Delight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep your friends close and your enemies under the patio.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Seek and you will find it down the back of the sofa generally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can lead a horse to water

But you can’t stop it from sticking Lego up its bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The penis is mightier than the sword.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

You can lead a horse to Malta, but it will be much trickier after Brexit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep your mouth open and your eyes shut.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good things cum to those who wank

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

You can't teach an old dog new tricks,they always drop the cards because they struggle with sleight of paw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A watched pot boils in the exact same time an unwatched one does.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *r.BlondeMan
over a year ago

Chester/Wirral

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Applicable to a lot of people on the forums unfortunately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who live in glass houses should expect voyeurs

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

A rolling pin gathers no moss

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By *arry WindsorMan
over a year ago

Heaton Park Manchester

"Early to bed, early to rise, makes Jack a right boring twat."

or perhaps a sex god?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wipe front to back, fragrant crack. Wipe back to front, shit in your cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you can’t spell “advertisements” without semen between the tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gazpacho is a dish best served cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t lick yellow snow, unless it’s a slushy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

minced lamb and mashed potatoes - shepherd's pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't put all your cocks in one pussy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can lead a whore to water, but you migh need to scrubber yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil has to be lead....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always read your Iceland hashtags carefully

#deeppanalbumparty

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By *unshine05Man
over a year ago

Man who goes to bed with itchy arsehole wakes up with stinky finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wet kiss is better than a hurried coitus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red sky at night, shed's on fire.

Red sky in the morning, shed's still on fire.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Don't put all your eggs in one basket, but the fridge is ok apparently.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't put all your eggs in one basket, but the fridge is ok apparently."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absinthe makes the tart grow fonder.

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By *olgate OP Man
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Look after your broom

And your broom will look after you?"

Just

Look after your broom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s many a slip betwix between a cup and a lip.

More of your drinking gin

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Practice makes perfecc … Practice makkes perfect … Practice makesper...Praktis maakes purfekt.

Ffs I’ll never get this so I'm giving up

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By *awtycpl661Couple
over a year ago

honiton

Old Chinese proverb say... man with fist in mouth.... give no lip!

Also man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No man is an island...except the Isle of Man.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

You can only piss with the dick you've got.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To survive out there, you've really got to know where your towel is.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

While the cats away you might get a decent nights sleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never try to catch a falling knife...

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Never try to catch a falling knife..."

Or a falling cactus.

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"You can lead a horse to water

But you can’t stop it from sticking Lego up its bum"

Never saw that only any vet program...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the student is ready the master appears

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"When the student is ready the master appears"

When the student is ready a traffic cone appears...

And a pot noodle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the student is ready the master appears

When the student is ready a traffic cone appears...

And a pot noodle."

When the student is ready the lecture is over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never try to catch a falling knife...

Or a falling cactus."

Ouch...

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

A rolling stone gathers ex wives.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky - Confucious

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

If at first you don't succeed, apply for a job at Apple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t bite the hand that feeds you!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Don't shit on your own croissant

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

A man who fights with his wife all day doesn’t get any piece at night.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

A man who fishes in many different holes catches many crabs

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Man who run In front of car feel ty_ed, man who runs behind car feels exhausted

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

When the cats away you have to find someone else to watch washing their arse in your immediate eyeline in the middle of the lounge floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck and see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many cocks spoil the breath

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