FabSwingers.com forum: Big "sod off you" thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To balance out Pulls' big thank you thread, here is a "sod off you" thread if you need to spill!!!

Play nice though, it's NOT a thread to be taken seriously, nor to pick or bully members ... Just things (or people without naming names) you want to sod off in 2019

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was thinking about it... I think I may get a timeout if I list the sod offs tbh. But if they graduated onto my block list after meeting them then they already know

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

if there on my block.list they know

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm making a list and checking it twice.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

The ‘sod off’s’ are already on my block list and a few I chose to ignore is the best way for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I want bullies to sod off, far too many on here and in the real world

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

Can I ask for my cold to sod off please?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I ask for my cold to sod off please?! "

Sounds reasonable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banal threads, Hor or Not etc

Chatting to your friends on threads, PM them.

Curvy/ BBW/ Slim appreciation threads.

People who say ‘I’ll get the popcorn!’

Humourless dolts.

Am I bi if I suck cock, but cross my fingers and keep one foot off the floor threads?!

People who say ‘This’ after someone’s wrote a novel, so you have to scroll again for one word!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Ach I don't know. No one really. It's the start of a new year and thinly veiled references to others who are on here are a bit

. If I don't like someone I don't interact with them.

Cancer can fuck off though.

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By *unniebee1970Woman
over a year ago

The Hive

"Banal threads, Hor or Not etc

Chatting to your friends on threads, PM them.

Curvy/ BBW/ Slim appreciation threads.

People who say ‘I’ll get the popcorn!’

Humourless dolts.

Am I bi if I suck cock, but cross my fingers and keep one foot off the floor threads?!

People who say ‘This’ after someone’s wrote a novel, so you have to scroll again for one word!

This.

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"Can I ask for my cold to sod off please?!

Sounds reasonable

Why thank you! Lemsip becoming tiresome lol

And the popcorn comment above made me laugh, thanks!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Banal threads, Hor or Not etc

Chatting to your friends on threads, PM them.

Curvy/ BBW/ Slim appreciation threads.

People who say ‘I’ll get the popcorn!’

Humourless dolts.

Am I bi if I suck cock, but cross my fingers and keep one foot off the floor threads?!

People who say ‘This’ after someone’s wrote a novel, so you have to scroll again for one word!

Not this

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I like a big Sod-Off to profiles were the single woman or couple seem just perfect for me until I read "must be VWE"

Also a super huge Sod-Off to those '420 friendly' profiles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Banal threads, Hor or Not etc

Chatting to your friends on threads, PM them.

Curvy/ BBW/ Slim appreciation threads.

People who say ‘I’ll get the popcorn!’

Humourless dolts.

Am I bi if I suck cock, but cross my fingers and keep one foot off the floor threads?!

People who say ‘This’ after someone’s wrote a novel, so you have to scroll again for one word!

This!

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By *itty Kat ABWoman
over a year ago

North Somerset

"I want bullies to sod off, far too many on here and in the real world "

Just keep blocking them as I do. They are not worthy of your time so be selective and move on without them

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

All the people doing the 'this' gag must be annoying Tame, I'll get the popcorn haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Banal threads, Hor or Not etc

Chatting to your friends on threads, PM them.

Curvy/ BBW/ Slim appreciation threads.

People who say ‘I’ll get the popcorn!’

Humourless dolts.

Am I bi if I suck cock, but cross my fingers and keep one foot off the floor threads?!

People who say ‘This’ after someone’s wrote a novel, so you have to scroll again for one word!

This!

I thought it was going to be either Jim or F and B that was going to say that, not that but ‘This’ first.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Banal threads, Hor or Not etc

Chatting to your friends on threads, PM them.

Curvy/ BBW/ Slim appreciation threads.

People who say ‘I’ll get the popcorn!’

Humourless dolts.

Am I bi if I suck cock, but cross my fingers and keep one foot off the floor threads?!

People who say ‘This’ after someone’s wrote a novel, so you have to scroll again for one word!

"
hear hear

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Banal threads, Hor or Not etc

Chatting to your friends on threads, PM them.

Curvy/ BBW/ Slim appreciation threads.

People who say ‘I’ll get the popcorn!’

Humourless dolts.

Am I bi if I suck cock, but cross my fingers and keep one foot off the floor threads?!

People who say ‘This’ after someone’s wrote a novel, so you have to scroll again for one word!

This!

I thought it was going to be either Jim or F and B that was going to say that, not that but ‘This’ first.

Would you mind awfully getting the popcorn old chap?

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By *ssex-guyMan
over a year ago

Essex

~ Donation Hunters ~

Had three this week asking for a ‘donation’ to see pics and videos!!

I mean I get splitting a hotel or the like but cash for a pic or video isn’t that what the internet is for, anyway if you come across those kind of people I hope you’re all reporting them and tell them where to go.

Rant over

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

We would like to say a massive sod off to Ballerinas, The French, Pigeons, Careless drivers, Twiglets, Brass bands, Iced tea, Velcro, The word rectangle (bring back oblong) and the abstract concept of time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at me/attention seeking status.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at me/attention seeking status."

‘Sorry guys have had to bulk delete my messages, cause there’s been a blackout due the overload of how popular I am!’

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

My precancerous cell's,apart from them nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

S*d **f

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Banal threads, Hor or Not etc

Chatting to your friends on threads, PM them.

Curvy/ BBW/ Slim appreciation threads.

People who say ‘I’ll get the popcorn!’

Humourless dolts.

Am I bi if I suck cock, but cross my fingers and keep one foot off the floor threads?!

People who say ‘This’ after someone’s wrote a novel, so you have to scroll again for one word!

This!

I thought it was going to be either Jim or F and B that was going to say that, not that but ‘This’ first.

Would you mind awfully getting the popcorn old chap? "

Way ahead of you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Look at me/attention seeking status.

‘Sorry guys have had to bulk delete my messages, cause there’s been a blackout due the overload of how popular I am!’ "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask for my cold to sod off please?! "

I hear ya! I'm at the point of sticking a potato in my sock to see if it helps

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By *dam and slutCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

People who try to come across as holier than thou.

People who quote the dictionary.

People who are mean for no reason.

People who are too stupid to understand the conversation but want to join in anyway.

xslutx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kond of hoping I'll sod off soon.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A big ol’sod off to to anyone who dislikes the synth lord that is Howard Jones; May thy arsehole be infested with Botfly lavae

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"Can I ask for my cold to sod off please?!

I hear ya! I'm at the point of sticking a potato in my sock to see if it helps

I'm thinking whiskey/brandy in anything I drink!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

spelling grammar police

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

The only sod off I want to post is to past co-workers who were complete aholes...

Brian and Phil...sod off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask for my cold to sod off please?!

I hear ya! I'm at the point of sticking a potato in my sock to see if it helps

I'm thinking whiskey/brandy in anything I drink! "

Hot whiskey is medicinal

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Come to think of it, Everton can sod off today, it was fucking awful

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Ach I don't know. No one really. It's the start of a new year and thinly veiled references to others who are on here are a bit

. If I don't like someone I don't interact with them.

Cancer can fuck off though. "

I agree with Meli. Especially to cancer.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Look at me/attention seeking status.

‘Sorry guys have had to bulk delete my messages, cause there’s been a blackout due the overload of how popular I am!’ "

I've seen them saying "sorry had to bulk delete, if I didn't reply please message me again" what's the point of that?

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Sod off Donald ( nest head ) Trump aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at me/attention seeking status.

‘Sorry guys have had to bulk delete my messages, cause there’s been a blackout due the overload of how popular I am!’

I've seen them saying "sorry had to bulk delete, if I didn't reply please message me again" what's the point of that?

Yeah, I’ve seen those.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want bullies to sod off, far too many on here and in the real world "

Bullies, judgemental, negative, and people who just lack manners in general.

Be polite people, costs nothing.

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"Can I ask for my cold to sod off please?!

I hear ya! I'm at the point of sticking a potato in my sock to see if it helps

I'm thinking whiskey/brandy in anything I drink!

Hot whiskey is medicinal

Ok, I best get on it then! Not like I've had enough alcohol last couple of weeks lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask for my cold to sod off please?!

I hear ya! I'm at the point of sticking a potato in my sock to see if it helps

I'm thinking whiskey/brandy in anything I drink!

Ramp it up a bit, you could be immune to its powers now

Hot whiskey is medicinal

Ok, I best get on it then! Not like I've had enough alcohol last couple of weeks lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Buddah Belly and my brain tumour can just do one, sod off please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Buddah Belly and my brain tumour can just do one, sod off please.

I'll use my sod off for your second one too. There's nothing wrong with your belly though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My Buddah Belly and my brain tumour can just do one, sod off please.

I'll use my sod off for your second one too. There's nothing wrong with your belly though

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I ask for my cold to sod off please?!

I hear ya! I'm at the point of sticking a potato in my sock to see if it helps

I'm thinking whiskey/brandy in anything I drink!

Ramp it up a bit, you could be immune to its powers now

Hot whiskey is medicinal

Ok, I best get on it then! Not like I've had enough alcohol last couple of weeks lol "

You may ramp it up, you could be immune now

FTFM

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By *uma69Man
over a year ago

stockport

A big sod off to all thoses profiles that are looking for a meet ie m mm mf mmf but then you try to message and they have blocked all men whats that all about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big sod off to all thoses profiles that are looking for a meet ie m mm mf mmf but then you try to message and they have blocked all men whats that all about "

Maybe they want to find the men themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big sod off to all thoses profiles that are looking for a meet ie m mm mf mmf but then you try to message and they have blocked all men whats that all about "

could you imagine how many messages they would get if men were able to contact them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Banal threads, Hor or Not etc

Chatting to your friends on threads, PM them.

Curvy/ BBW/ Slim appreciation threads.

People who say ‘I’ll get the popcorn!’

Humourless dolts.

Am I bi if I suck cock, but cross my fingers and keep one foot off the floor threads?!

People who say ‘This’ after someone’s wrote a novel, so you have to scroll again for one word!

Tea party and pretend bar threads.

Do women prefer width or girth threads and all of the above.

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"Can I ask for my cold to sod off please?!

I hear ya! I'm at the point of sticking a potato in my sock to see if it helps

I'm thinking whiskey/brandy in anything I drink!

Ramp it up a bit, you could be immune to its powers now

Hot whiskey is medicinal

Ok, I best get on it then! Not like I've had enough alcohol last couple of weeks lol

You may ramp it up, you could be immune now

FTFM"

Are you trying to get me d*unk haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big sod off to the guy in the club who bounced his bell end off my forehead while i was getting busy with a girl

But also a big thankyou for giving me a story i can tell my grandkids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To all those under 5'10" who read my profile. Um- okaay- course you did love!

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By *uma69Man
over a year ago

stockport

Finding the men thereselves and the amount of messages they would get are good points but wouldnt it be easier all round if it was left open then they would see who was interested plus the amount of messages would be a big turn on wouldnt it

If they harress then block them simples xx

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By *uma69Man
over a year ago

stockport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finding the men thereselves and the amount of messages they would get are good points but wouldnt it be easier all round if it was left open then they would see who was interested plus the amount of messages would be a big turn on wouldnt it

If they harress then block them simples xx"

I’ve stopped single men from messaging me multiple times because it gets too much, and I have my filters on tight.

How is receiving a message a turn on?

And no - men can look at my pictures and straight away assume that they are what I’m looking for, when that isn’t the case. When you have a specific type, or are only attracted to one race I.e black men, you don’t want loads of others jumping in and saying ‘oh I’m perfect for you’ do you?

It’s just easier looking for themselves

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I started this thread tongue in cheek ... Didn't expect it to be filled ... Love it.

Well.

Most of it!!

PS: Sod off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I started this thread tongue in cheek ... Didn't expect it to be filled ... Love it.

Well.

Most of it!!

PS: Sod off

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went far better than mine did

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I started this thread tongue in cheek ... Didn't expect it to be filled ... Love it.

Well.

Most of it!!

PS: Sod off

went far better than mine did

Not enough luv in 2019 yet then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I started this thread tongue in cheek ... Didn't expect it to be filled ... Love it.

Well.

Most of it!!

PS: Sod off

went far better than mine did

Not enough luv in 2019 yet then

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all too hung over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they harress then block them simples xx"

The amount of messages would be more off putting than a turn on, for me anyway.

I use my filters to block everyone from sending a message. I'd rather not spend my time on here going through a load of shite messages. I know what I want & I'll find it myself.

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

There’s a few , I’m pretty sure they know who they are .

But I reckon I’ll be gone before they are .

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By *uma69Man
over a year ago

stockport

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By *uma69Man
over a year ago

stockport

I hear what your saying but it must be a little bit exciting to see lots of messages surely

And yes if someone looks at your pics and decides that there for you is just wrong as its your choice to decide not there's and I suppose going back to the first issue of sod off profiles looking for m mm mmf fun but block all men should maybe not state m mm then look for them selves and surprise a lucky fella lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To all those under 5'10" who read my profile. Um- okaay- course you did love!"

Understood. Thanks for the previous chats though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big sod off to 2018. Worst year i’ve Had in 42!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To all those under 5'10" who read my profile. Um- okaay- course you did love!

Understood. Thanks for the previous chats though"

I meant randomers that message expecting to meet. Forumites that I converse with at the other end of the country don't come under that umbrella!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a good boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's fine but I'd rather not cause you any further stress or discomfort regarding this complaint. I Must of been a source of embarrassment to you for which I apologise.

I hope the matter is now closed to your satisfaction which allows you to feel some what relieved.

Yours sincerely

Under 5ft 10 pygmy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's fine but I'd rather not cause you any further stress or discomfort regarding this complaint. I Must of been a source of embarrassment to you for which I apologise.

I hope the matter is now closed to your satisfaction which allows you to feel some what relieved.

Yours sincerely

Under 5ft 10 pygmy"

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By *unshine05Man
over a year ago

Sherborne

It's a shame you can't block people in the forum's,

Save reading the same hissy fits and people taking over threads.

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall

To those who have a problem with me...

...it's your problem not mine...

so, sod off..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The humourless and the earnest fuckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The humourless and the earnest fuckers"
earnest goes to jail

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

Sod off to the hypocrites, the duplicitous self proclaiming do gooders, the wishy-washy vague neither here or nor there ditherers and those who try to appeal to others by using the pretence of being any of the afore mentioned....

But if they did sod off then there would barely be anyone left in the forum..

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Please tell my cancer and swelling to sod right off

Hopefully it has gone now anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To those who have a problem with me...

...it's your problem not mine...

so, sod off.. "

Love this

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