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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Reckon I’ll just take a photo of my cock over this here sink. Or maybe I’ll get naked and leave just my socks on and take a mirror selfie from 2 miles away.

What lazy photos are your favourites ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones taken without a timer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock over the toilet, just in case Mrs comes in I can pretend I'm peeing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't even go to that trouble. Just crop yourself down from some dodgy holiday snap. Why waste effort taking new ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What lazy photos are your favourites ?"

Cock shots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey boys, here’s my cleavage. And another cleavage shot. And another. And another.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey boys, here’s my cleavage. And another cleavage shot. And another. And another. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laying in bed, boxers by the knees, Corrie on the tv.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Laying in bed, boxers by the knees, Corrie on the tv. "

Yeah, fuck it this will do, I’ll be knee deep clunge after I post this.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Where a guy takes one standing up winkle erect,trousers by his ankles pulling his top up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey boys, here’s my cleavage. And another cleavage shot. And another. And another. "

Hey girls, here’s my cock. And another cock shot. And another. And another.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Don't even go to that trouble. Just crop yourself down from some dodgy holiday snap. Why waste effort taking new ones?"

Why even bother with cropping - just scribble out the face of the other person in the pic with you

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Where a guy takes one standing up winkle erect,trousers by his ankles pulling his top up.

Ah but that's not as classy as not even bothering with dropping the trousers and just leaving it hanging out the flies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't even go to that trouble. Just crop yourself down from some dodgy holiday snap. Why waste effort taking new ones?

Why even bother with cropping - just scribble out the face of the other person in the pic with you

Yeah. She doesn't exist if she's covered in sharpie ink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's when they don't tidy the background or at least crop out the mess!!

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By *andsome_Chef88Man
over a year ago

London

Close up of cock/clit shots

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Where a guy takes one standing up winkle erect,trousers by his ankles pulling his top up.

Ah but that's not as classy as not even bothering with dropping the trousers and just leaving it hanging out the flies

Very true.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Where a guy takes one standing up winkle erect,trousers by his ankles pulling his top up.

Ah but that's not as classy as not even bothering with dropping the trousers and just leaving it hanging out the flies

Very true."
yours is a beautifully conceived and executed picture x

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I like the cropped wedding photos on single male profiles - gets me all goosebumpy

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Ones of you that are so old they're in black and white.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Don't even go to that trouble. Just crop yourself down from some dodgy holiday snap. Why waste effort taking new ones?

Why even bother with cropping - just scribble out the face of the other person in the pic with you

Yeah. She doesn't exist if she's covered in sharpie ink.

Exactly this!

Or when they've taken a picture of another picture, mainly because the original predates digital photography

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ones of you that are so old they're in black and white.

Taken with a box Brownie and uploaded by sending a carrier pigeon to Fab HQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like the cropped wedding photos on single male profiles - gets me all goosebumpy

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I like the cropped wedding photos on single male profiles - gets me all goosebumpy

Yeah I've seen those too. Saw one recently where the bride had been scribbled out in Paint. (and yeah, the dude looked like the groom)

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"Don't even go to that trouble. Just crop yourself down from some dodgy holiday snap. Why waste effort taking new ones?

Why even bother with cropping - just scribble out the face of the other person in the pic with you

Definitely my favourite. I imagine the vigour they’ve gone at that face is the effort they’re putting into me when we meet too. That much rubbing is guaranteed to get me screaming

Lex

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

When you can still see the little tampon tail dangling from their hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The super up close and blurry ones. Is it cleavage, is it a knee? We'll never know

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Or how about the laziest of all when they can't even be bothered to take ones of their own and just borrow them from the internet?!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Don't even go to that trouble. Just crop yourself down from some dodgy holiday snap. Why waste effort taking new ones?

Why even bother with cropping - just scribble out the face of the other person in the pic with you

Yeah. She doesn't exist if she's covered in sharpie ink.

Exactly this!

Or when they've taken a picture of another picture, mainly because the original predates digital photography "

Sometimes with the little red date marker still on the side

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Cock over the toilet, just in case Mrs comes in I can pretend I'm peeing

Bonus points if it hasn't been cleaned after someone took a dump.

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By *andsome_Chef88Man
over a year ago

London

“Basically all I’ve got to offer you is my cock/tits because it’s a sex site”

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Feet in shoes, see it on here loads and I don't know why?

Also spotty arses or pubic shaving rash

at least wait for it to heal before taking pictures!

Selfies of boobs where they've had to put their head down to see the phone, therefore creating a triple chin effect...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I live the closups where u cannot tell what your looking at makes for a fun game unless u say nice arse pic and its some boobs

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Hey boys, here’s my cleavage. And another cleavage shot. And another. And another.

Hey girls, here’s my cock. And another cock shot. And another. And another.

I’ve blocked all cock profile pics since Xmas eve - all 211 of them!!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

The ones that bemuse me though (or perhaps that should be amuse) are the ones taken in a public toilet whilst out shopping - like the poster suddenly thought while in Tesco "I know what'll get them going, a pic of my bits, I'll just pop in the loo and snap a couple of pics"

Even saw one recently, taken in a disabled toilet, in the background was a pram complete with child in it with bags of shopping hanging off the handles!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cropped body shot someone else took at a wedding.

I have 3 of those at 3 different weddings, because I am lazy.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Feet in shoes, see it on here loads and I don't know why?

Also spotty arses or pubic shaving rash

at least wait for it to heal before taking pictures!

Selfies of boobs where they've had to put their head down to see the phone, therefore creating a triple chin effect..."

On the first one, some people have a thing for heels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feet in shoes, see it on here loads and I don't know why?

Also spotty arses or pubic shaving rash

at least wait for it to heal before taking pictures!

Selfies of boobs where they've had to put their head down to see the phone, therefore creating a triple chin effect..."

There are a lot of men on here with foot and shoe fetishes, and women love shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a new one I saw yesterday & the whole person is rainbow smudged out, except for the eyes.

Tiny little eyes.

Not even convinced it's a person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Laying in bed, boxers by the knees, Corrie on the tv. "

How can that not make you instantly wet...?!?! ??

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Ones of you that are so old they're in black and white.

The cave paintings are best. The ones with their mates chiseled out or obscured by a small pile of rocks.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

A particular favourite if mine are the works toilet, just shove me trousers down while I’m in here, or for ladies just hike me blouse up and flip a boob out me bra

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"The ones that bemuse me though (or perhaps that should be amuse) are the ones taken in a public toilet whilst out shopping - like the poster suddenly thought while in Tesco "I know what'll get them going, a pic of my bits, I'll just pop in the loo and snap a couple of pics"

Even saw one recently, taken in a disabled toilet, in the background was a pram complete with child in it with bags of shopping hanging off the handles!!"

That should be reported to admin and the police. Truly horrific.

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

"On the first one, some people have a thing for heels. "

Any ladies out there have a thing for Oxfords or brogues?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feet in shoes, see it on here loads and I don't know why?

Also spotty arses or pubic shaving rash

at least wait for it to heal before taking pictures!

Selfies of boobs where they've had to put their head down to see the phone, therefore creating a triple chin effect...

There are a lot of men on here with foot and shoe fetishes, and women love shoes

I like womens shoes (not on me, I haven't got the ankles)

I'm all for a nice good quality pair of stilettos, but what's with this fashion for huge soles and patent leather ?

It just looks cheap and slutty

or is that the idea ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feet in shoes, see it on here loads and I don't know why?

Also spotty arses or pubic shaving rash

at least wait for it to heal before taking pictures!

Selfies of boobs where they've had to put their head down to see the phone, therefore creating a triple chin effect...

There are a lot of men on here with foot and shoe fetishes, and women love shoes

I like womens shoes (not on me, I haven't got the ankles)

I'm all for a nice good quality pair of stilettos, but what's with this fashion for huge soles and patent leather ?

It just looks cheap and slutty

or is that the idea ?"

Fashion. Some people will go with whatever the fashion mags tell them to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On the first one, some people have a thing for heels.

Any ladies out there have a thing for Oxfords or brogues?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Reckon I’ll just take a photo of my cock over this here sink. Or maybe I’ll get naked and leave just my socks on and take a mirror selfie from 2 miles away.

What lazy photos are your favourites ?"

Lazy photos?

All

Profile

Pics

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Even saw one recently, taken in a disabled toilet, in the background was a pram complete with child in it with bags of shopping hanging off the handles!!

That should be reported to admin and the police. Truly horrific."

It was reported to admin and removed fairly quickly - could only see the foot of the child but even so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely love morning pyjama pics don’t know why lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This whole thread has cracked me up! Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thing is, as lazy as they are you can't deny you would know what you are getting.

No lies, no false advertisement, the cold undesirable truth is right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock over the toilet, just in case Mrs comes in I can pretend I'm peeing

Haha these are always my favourite. Nothing sexier than looking at a cock with a grimey toilet bowl as a backdrop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even saw one recently, taken in a disabled toilet, in the background was a pram complete with child in it with bags of shopping hanging off the handles!!

That should be reported to admin and the police. Truly horrific.

It was reported to admin and removed fairly quickly - could only see the foot of the child but even so"

Reported to the police for what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thing is, as lazy as they are you can't deny you would know what you are getting.

No lies, no false advertisement, the cold undesirable truth is right there"

Truth right here. All my pics as lazy as hell but hey it's never stopped me getting offers

Although after reading some comments on this post, I am now wondering if there's an elite group of people out there who are out of my reach because they are silently judging my gallery. Feel like I need to go book a professional photoshoot now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piles of screwed up washing in the background or toilets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thing is, as lazy as they are you can't deny you would know what you are getting.

No lies, no false advertisement, the cold undesirable truth is right there

Truth right here. All my pics as lazy as hell but hey it's never stopped me getting offers

Just get a photoshop app for your phone and jazz up your lazy pics.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Most of my pics are point and click. I'm sure it's partly single fem privilege, but it's not super hard to take photos that people like and check that there's nothing godawful in the background first.

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

"It's when they don't tidy the background or at least crop out the mess!!"

This. I always zoom in to see what is in the back ground lol

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By *aughtynigel02121980Man
over a year ago

Brandon

"Cock over the toilet, just in case Mrs comes in I can pretend I'm peeing

I actually laughed out loud to this

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

"The thing is, as lazy as they are you can't deny you would know what you are getting.

No lies, no false advertisement, the cold undesirable truth is right there

Truth right here. All my pics as lazy as hell but hey it's never stopped me getting offers

No need. Lovely pics xx

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

"Cock over the toilet, just in case Mrs comes in I can pretend I'm peeing

I actually laughed out loud to this

Made me laugh out loud too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thing is, as lazy as they are you can't deny you would know what you are getting.

No lies, no false advertisement, the cold undesirable truth is right there

Truth right here. All my pics as lazy as hell but hey it's never stopped me getting offers

Whether people think your pics are lazy or not is subjective. But what your pics certainly are REAL, a real woman showing what she has got with no illusions

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The thing is, as lazy as they are you can't deny you would know what you are getting.

No lies, no false advertisement, the cold undesirable truth is right there

Truth right here. All my pics as lazy as hell but hey it's never stopped me getting offers

To be honest it’s more aimed at blokes. Women could post a photo of their elbow and they would get flooded with offers and messages saying ‘That’s a pretty fucking hot elbow, come drain my balks!’ Etc

Blokes need to make more effort and a lot don’t bother and the results are pretty funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thing is, as lazy as they are you can't deny you would know what you are getting.

No lies, no false advertisement, the cold undesirable truth is right there

Truth right here. All my pics as lazy as hell but hey it's never stopped me getting offers

Whether people think your pics are lazy or not is subjective. But what your pics certainly are REAL, a real woman showing what she has got with no illusions"

Apart from the kissy kiss lips

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Whilst gaming. Waiting for the game to load up, lean back, drop me kegs and get a selfie with me cock out, upload to fab, back to gaming, repeat.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Whilst gaming. Waiting for the game to load up, lean back, drop me kegs and get a selfie with me cock out, upload to fab, back to gaming, repeat."

Classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock over the toilet, just in case Mrs comes in I can pretend I'm peeing

Who takes a photo of themselves peeing?? I would find that a poor excuse! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thing is, as lazy as they are you can't deny you would know what you are getting.

No lies, no false advertisement, the cold undesirable truth is right there

Truth right here. All my pics as lazy as hell but hey it's never stopped me getting offers

Blokes need to make more effort and a lot don’t bother and the results are pretty funny. "

Tempted to actually post a elbow photo to see how many Fabs I get

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thing is, as lazy as they are you can't deny you would know what you are getting.

No lies, no false advertisement, the cold undesirable truth is right there

Truth right here. All my pics as lazy as hell but hey it's never stopped me getting offers

Whether people think your pics are lazy or not is subjective. But what your pics certainly are REAL, a real woman showing what she has got with no illusions

Apart from the kissy kiss lips "

I promise I do actually have a vagina under there

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"The thing is, as lazy as they are you can't deny you would know what you are getting.

No lies, no false advertisement, the cold undesirable truth is right there

Truth right here. All my pics as lazy as hell but hey it's never stopped me getting offers

Blokes need to make more effort and a lot don’t bother and the results are pretty funny.

Tempted to actually post a elbow photo to see how many Fabs I get

Do it, I want to know now too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The thing is, as lazy as they are you can't deny you would know what you are getting.

No lies, no false advertisement, the cold undesirable truth is right there

Truth right here. All my pics as lazy as hell but hey it's never stopped me getting offers

Blokes need to make more effort and a lot don’t bother and the results are pretty funny.

Tempted to actually post a elbow photo to see how many Fabs I get

You should do. Start a thread for elbow worshippers!

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

"The thing is, as lazy as they are you can't deny you would know what you are getting.

No lies, no false advertisement, the cold undesirable truth is right there

Truth right here. All my pics as lazy as hell but hey it's never stopped me getting offers

Blokes need to make more effort and a lot don’t bother and the results are pretty funny.

Tempted to actually post a elbow photo to see how many Fabs I get

"
there’s a couple of elbows in your photos. But that wasn’t really what I was looking at!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you can still see the little tampon tail dangling from their hole"

I’ve had those requests before. Short videos of inserting one as well off a ‘friend’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to confess to being a mediocre photographer myself but I do at least make sure they are in focus, identifiable and not so dark they might as well be a black canvas by Reinhardt... I've seen a few of those...

Mike x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The thing is, as lazy as they are you can't deny you would know what you are getting.

No lies, no false advertisement, the cold undesirable truth is right there"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones with partners and mates cropped out

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

Television controls and public loos.... Wtf!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I promise I do actually have a vagina under there

Not smooth like Barbie(r)? Now that would be safe sex! lol

Mike xx

PS I like your photos, they might not be arty but they show me what I need to see (although I do like to see a face, my brain likes faces as well as bodies but I quite understand why not everyone has public face photos, we dont)

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Even saw one recently, taken in a disabled toilet, in the background was a pram complete with child in it with bags of shopping hanging off the handles!!

That should be reported to admin and the police. Truly horrific.

It was reported to admin and removed fairly quickly - could only see the foot of the child but even so"

I was thinking more along the lines of indecency. Totally inappropriate.

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Even saw one recently, taken in a disabled toilet, in the background was a pram complete with child in it with bags of shopping hanging off the handles!!

That should be reported to admin and the police. Truly horrific.

It was reported to admin and removed fairly quickly - could only see the foot of the child but even so

Reported to the police for what? "

A guy with his cock out taking pictures of it in public with kids around. If anyone thinks that's acceptable then they have serious issues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even saw one recently, taken in a disabled toilet, in the background was a pram complete with child in it with bags of shopping hanging off the handles!!

That should be reported to admin and the police. Truly horrific.

It was reported to admin and removed fairly quickly - could only see the foot of the child but even so

Reported to the police for what?

A guy with his cock out taking pictures of it in public with kids around. If anyone thinks that's acceptable then they have serious issues."

I thought it was a woman taking a pic in a disabled toilet.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Even saw one recently, taken in a disabled toilet, in the background was a pram complete with child in it with bags of shopping hanging off the handles!!

That should be reported to admin and the police. Truly horrific.

It was reported to admin and removed fairly quickly - could only see the foot of the child but even so

Reported to the police for what?

A guy with his cock out taking pictures of it in public with kids around. If anyone thinks that's acceptable then they have serious issues.

I thought it was a woman taking a pic in a disabled toilet. "

To clarify the pic I was referring to was a bloke - in a disabled toilet cubicle (so not public) in the background of the picture was a pram with bags of shopping hanging off the handles - the pram was angled away so all you could see was the foot of the occupant.

Hardly a matter for the police but definitely one for admin which is why I reported it and it was removed

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By *ynetaurusMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Theres a girl on facey thing who really loves herself and she is taking a selfie in the bathroom and just behind her is a huge turd in the bog ...

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Selfie taken in car/van... because we're all at our most photogenic in traffic...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a huge majority of terrible photos on here.

Selfies,out of focus, no thought or planning. There is just so much wrong in a lot of them.

You only have to look in new pics and chances are they are bad

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Reckon I’ll just take a photo of my cock over this here sink. Or maybe I’ll get naked and leave just my socks on and take a mirror selfie from 2 miles away.

What lazy photos are your favourites ?"

Or the classic on the toilet , cock over the rim ?

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Reckon I’ll just take a photo of my cock over this here sink. Or maybe I’ll get naked and leave just my socks on and take a mirror selfie from 2 miles away.

What lazy photos are your favourites ?

Or the classic on the toilet , cock over the rim ?

Ah, always wondered what rimming was lol.

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Reckon I’ll just take a photo of my cock over this here sink. Or maybe I’ll get naked and leave just my socks on and take a mirror selfie from 2 miles away.

What lazy photos are your favourites ?

Or the classic on the toilet , cock over the rim ?

Ah, always wondered what rimming was lol."

Haha gives a whole new meaning doesn’t it ?

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Reckon I’ll just take a photo of my cock over this here sink. Or maybe I’ll get naked and leave just my socks on and take a mirror selfie from 2 miles away.

What lazy photos are your favourites ?

Or the classic on the toilet , cock over the rim ?

Ah, always wondered what rimming was lol.

Haha gives a whole new meaning doesn’t it ? "

Certainly does. More than likely it's as close to the real thing that some will get lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a lazy bastard when I take mine. I just click the remote control

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey boys, here’s my cleavage. And another cleavage shot. And another. And another. "

Works for me

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Reckon I’ll just take a photo of my cock over this here sink. Or maybe I’ll get naked and leave just my socks on and take a mirror selfie from 2 miles away.

What lazy photos are your favourites ?"

I put more effort into my pics for the avatar copycat challenge thread than I did my own.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I just took a really lazy one.

Oh I'm in the bath on my phone, I'll just take a picture of my boobs while I'm here

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"I just took a really lazy one.

Oh I'm in the bath on my phone, I'll just take a picture of my boobs while I'm here

PM please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder how many people will have a whole new gallery after this thread

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I like my boobs, my boob pics are staying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not bothered how artist the photos are, but at least clean/cut your fingernails and don't wear decades old boxers.

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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

Laziest ones, have to be ones where you are so lazy you can't even be bothered to take any - aka the black silhouette, usually captioned with "fill in later"

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Wonder how many people will have a whole new gallery after this thread

Not me. I'm too lazy.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I have loads of lazy photos on my profile but have non lazy ones too. Kind of balances out I think x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m just a lazy kinda guy

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By *erfectly_ImperfectWoman
over a year ago

North

I don’t mind lazy pics, the ones I detest are ones taken in public toilets predominantly disabled toilets, just so bizarre! Who ever uses the disabled toilet and thinks it would be a good idea to strip completely naked except for socks. Maybe it’s the height of the mirror men can’t resist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm more unimpressed by the arty and try too hard to be teasing shots

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I like my arty pics x

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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago

Between a cock and a soft place

"Reckon I’ll just take a photo of my cock over this here sink. Or maybe I’ll get naked and leave just my socks on and take a mirror selfie from 2 miles away.

What lazy photos are your favourites ?"

I went to a lot of trouble with mine. Admittedly I had the help of a lovely Fab friend.

If we want to appeal, we should do the best we can, yes?

People often suggest your profile is your shop window. I want people to come in and sample my merchandise.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Reckon I’ll just take a photo of my cock over this here sink. Or maybe I’ll get naked and leave just my socks on and take a mirror selfie from 2 miles away.

What lazy photos are your favourites ?

I went to a lot of trouble with mine. Admittedly I had the help of a lovely Fab friend.

If we want to appeal, we should do the best we can, yes?

People often suggest your profile is your shop window. I want people to come in and sample my merchandise.

Er...... phwoar......

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By *ed PetalCouple
over a year ago

Kent

Another one I have noticed is men comparing erect or semi erect cocks with random items: look mine is as long as a toilet roll/has the girth of a can of Red Bull, etc...

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Another one I have noticed is men comparing erect or semi erect cocks with random items: look mine is as long as a toilet roll/has the girth of a can of Red Bull, etc..."

I used a bite size Mars bar for mine. Most impressive by comparison.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Reckon I’ll just take a photo of my cock over this here sink. Or maybe I’ll get naked and leave just my socks on and take a mirror selfie from 2 miles away.

What lazy photos are your favourites ?"

Don’t have a ‘favourite ‘ lazy photo - but I’m far more forgiving of them if he or she has a fantastic body!

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Haha I’ve put up a sexy photo today !!!

Out the shower, wet hair and not made up

Am I a contender ???

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By *r_BlueEyesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Haha I’ve put up a sexy photo today !!!

Out the shower, wet hair and not made up

Am I a contender ???

Very much a contender

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Haha I’ve put up a sexy photo today !!!

Out the shower, wet hair and not made up

Am I a contender ???

Very much a contender

Omg I actually meant to type lazy photo ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha I’ve put up a sexy photo today !!!

Out the shower, wet hair and not made up

Am I a contender ???

Very much a contender

Omg I actually meant to type lazy photo ... "

Can confirm it is both!

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By *r_BlueEyesMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Haha I’ve put up a sexy photo today !!!

Out the shower, wet hair and not made up

Am I a contender ???

Very much a contender

Omg I actually meant to type lazy photo ... "

Well I liked it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ermmm you may have the prettiest cock on fab but dishes on display on the 28th Feb pic?

Lazy fucker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ermmm you may have the prettiest cock on fab but dishes on display on the 28th Feb pic?

Lazy fucker

Haha, well spotted, I let them dry in the plate rack, to save on tea towels. But yeah, I am a lazy fucker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Judging by the new pic, you have pulled ya finger out and getting those dishes dried

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder how many people will have a whole new gallery after this thread

I'm taking notes.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I don't think I have any lazy ones, but as we're on topic i'd say the ones with clutter in the background and no care for the lighting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Judging by the new pic, you have pulled ya finger out and getting those dishes dried

Haha, I really need to get a dishwasher!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Changing room cock pic's.

How do they get turned on by that

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By *he Hampshire BearsCouple
over a year ago

Portchester

People who post pics, remove them a few days later and then post again the following week! Over and over and over again just to keep appearing in the updates page. Know one that stuck christmas hats on old pictures just to make them appear current but not taken a real new pic for years. Makes us wonder if they are both still on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who post pics, remove them a few days later and then post again the following week! Over and over and over again just to keep appearing in the updates page. Know one that stuck christmas hats on old pictures just to make them appear current but not taken a real new pic for years. Makes us wonder if they are both still on here?"

I notice this often on local updates, the same pics regurgitated

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