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"I'll spunk in your porridge while you don't watch " This shit ^is exactly why she stayed away from men! They always want to spunk on women's porridge | |||
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"I'll spunk in your porridge while you don't watch " That's music to my ears you romantic beast. | |||
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"In the words of F_eddie Mercury, "Who wants to live forever?"" I do,I want to see how the world revolves and if cancer ever gets eradicated. | |||
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"In the words of F_eddie Mercury, "Who wants to live forever?" I do,I want to see how the world revolves and if cancer ever gets eradicated. " but you like cock more than porridge you're doomed | |||
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"A 109 year old Scottish woman once said “the secret to a long life has been staying away from men. They’re just more trouble than they’re worth.” She continued to explain that in addition,she “made sure that I got plenty of exercise,eat a nice warm bowl of porridge every morning and have never gotten married.” So that's it no more men for me and a bit of porridge and exercise and I'll live forever....yay. Who's with me? " I'm with the Scottish hottie. | |||
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"In the words of F_eddie Mercury, "Who wants to live forever?" I do,I want to see how the world revolves and if cancer ever gets eradicated. but you like cock more than porridge you're doomed" Evolves! I probably like them on a equal level to be honest. | |||
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"A long life without cocking? Nope. Have fun though." I'm just going to be a lesbian instead. | |||
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"A 109 year old Scottish woman once said “the secret to a long life has been staying away from men. They’re just more trouble than they’re worth.” She continued to explain that in addition,she “made sure that I got plenty of exercise,eat a nice warm bowl of porridge every morning and have never gotten married.” So that's it no more men for me and a bit of porridge and exercise and I'll live forever....yay. Who's with me? I'm with the Scottish hottie." Happy New year x | |||
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"A long life without cocking? Nope. Have fun though. I'm just going to be a lesbian instead." Woohooooo | |||
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"A long life without cocking? Nope. Have fun though. I'm just going to be a lesbian instead. Woohooooo "She has been waiting for years | |||
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"In the words of F_eddie Mercury, "Who wants to live forever?" I do,I want to see how the world revolves and if cancer ever gets eradicated. but you like cock more than porridge you're doomed Evolves! I probably like them on a equal level to be honest." To be fair they are both things you can shove in your mouth at any time of the day too  | |||
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"A 109 year old Scottish woman once said “the secret to a long life has been staying away from men. They’re just more trouble than they’re worth.” She continued to explain that in addition,she “made sure that I got plenty of exercise,eat a nice warm bowl of porridge every morning and have never gotten married.” So that's it no more men for me and a bit of porridge and exercise and I'll live forever....yay. Who's with me? I'm with the Scottish hottie. Happy New year x" x | |||
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"A long life without cocking? Nope. Have fun though. I'm just going to be a lesbian instead. Woohooooo "If I used emojis I'd do the flirty eye's one right now. Do you have any tips for me on being a lesbian? | |||
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"In the words of F_eddie Mercury, "Who wants to live forever?" I do,I want to see how the world revolves and if cancer ever gets eradicated. but you like cock more than porridge you're doomed Evolves! I probably like them on a equal level to be honest. To be fair they are both things you can shove in your mouth at any time of the day too "Yeah but I couldn't shove a whole man in my mouth. | |||
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I like porridge ... but never again after it’s been near a man. | |||
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"A long life without cocking? Nope. Have fun though. I'm just going to be a lesbian instead." another defector its getting like the cold war | |||
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"A 109 year old Scottish woman once said “the secret to a long life has been staying away from men. They’re just more trouble than they’re worth.” She continued to explain that in addition,she “made sure that I got plenty of exercise,eat a nice warm bowl of porridge every morning and have never gotten married.” So that's it no more men for me and a bit of porridge and exercise and I'll live forever....yay. Who's with me? " You better get a nice thick spirtle | |||
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"No men? But they’re so lovely
I like porridge ... but never again after it’s been near a man. "Yes pubic hair in your porridge isn't such a great thing I agree,I just want to live a long life that's all. | |||
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"A 109 year old Scottish woman once said “the secret to a long life has been staying away from men. They’re just more trouble than they’re worth.” She continued to explain that in addition,she “made sure that I got plenty of exercise,eat a nice warm bowl of porridge every morning and have never gotten married.” So that's it no more men for me and a bit of porridge and exercise and I'll live forever....yay. Who's with me? You better get a nice thick spirtle" Got one in preparation already. | |||
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"No men? But they’re so lovely
I like porridge ... but never again after it’s been near a man.
Yes pubic hair in your porridge isn't such a great thing I agree,I just want to live a long life that's all."A long life without sex with a real penis? Are you sure Ignite? | |||
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"No men? But they’re so lovely
I like porridge ... but never again after it’s been near a man.
Yes pubic hair in your porridge isn't such a great thing I agree,I just want to live a long life that's all.
A long life without sex with a real penis? Are you sure Ignite? "A coda to this is that a long life is only worth it if you are enjoying it, in whatever form that takes | |||
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"No men? But they’re so lovely
I like porridge ... but never again after it’s been near a man.
Yes pubic hair in your porridge isn't such a great thing I agree,I just want to live a long life that's all.
A long life without sex with a real penis? Are you sure Ignite? "Stop it Babs you're making me have second thoughts. | |||
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"No men? But they’re so lovely
I like porridge ... but never again after it’s been near a man.
Yes pubic hair in your porridge isn't such a great thing I agree,I just want to live a long life that's all.
A long life without sex with a real penis? Are you sure Ignite?
A coda to this is that a long life is only worth it if you are enjoying it, in whatever form that takes "Absolutely | |||
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"No men? But they’re so lovely
I like porridge ... but never again after it’s been near a man.
Yes pubic hair in your porridge isn't such a great thing I agree,I just want to live a long life that's all.
A long life without sex with a real penis? Are you sure Ignite?
Stop it Babs you're making me have second thoughts."Thank goodness you're not having second helpings. | |||
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"I think it’s too late for you OP! "Erm what you saying?! I'm pure. | |||
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"Damn I was just about to go and find a man so you can watch and join in....but since you don’t want that now I won’t invite you... ....enjoy your porridge... "Sod off you wasn't going to do that anyway,but if you do ever decide to do that give us a bell! | |||
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"This thread is just making me crave porridge " I do like porridge | |||
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"This thread is just making me crave spunky porridge " Have some love X | |||
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"In the words of F_eddie Mercury, "Who wants to live forever?"" This... | |||
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"Not getting ill or having accidents usually works " Very true,if you get through to the end of your life without any it's a bloody miracle. | |||
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"I don't think I want to live to 109" I do. | |||
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"In the words of F_eddie Mercury, "Who wants to live forever?" This..." I do. | |||
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"I don't think I want to live to 109 I do. Why? " To see all the wonderful things the future has to offer,my great great grandkids if there is any. Seeing the advances in medicine and technology. To be a burden to the kid's who are waiting for me to pop my cloggs,so they inherit my millions. | |||
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"Having watched my 97 year old nanna outlive every one of her friends and pine for my grandad for 17 years, definately not... short and sweet for me please, I'll take my chances with those pesky men.. " But I may find the love of my life at 97,I sure as heck haven't found him yet. | |||
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"Having watched my 97 year old nanna outlive every one of her friends and pine for my grandad for 17 years, definately not... short and sweet for me please, I'll take my chances with those pesky men.. But I may find the love of my life at 97,I sure as heck haven't found him yet." No fun at 97.. maybe more try before you buy this year.. we don't always know what we really like until we see it.. | |||
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"I don't think I want to live to 109 I do. Why? To see all the wonderful things the future has to offer,my great great grandkids if there is any. Seeing the advances in medicine and technology. To be a burden to the kid's who are waiting for me to pop my cloggs,so they inherit my millions." Love the last sentence best | |||
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"I don't think I want to live to 109 I do. Why? To see all the wonderful things the future has to offer,my great great grandkids if there is any. Seeing the advances in medicine and technology. To be a burden to the kid's who are waiting for me to pop my cloggs,so they inherit my millions. Love the last sentence best "Revenge for year's of temper tantrums is sweet. | |||
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"Having watched my 97 year old nanna outlive every one of her friends and pine for my grandad for 17 years, definately not... short and sweet for me please, I'll take my chances with those pesky men.. But I may find the love of my life at 97,I sure as heck haven't found him yet." Maybe you have and you just don't know it yet  | |||
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"I'd only want to live forever if I could stay how I was around 25. I don't want to get to an age where I can't do any of the things I enjoy any more. Live fast, die young(ish) "Nar you'll just be happy sitting in a chair viewing the world in your nappy and scruffy pj's by then. | |||
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"...it only works for women though?...sounds suspicious" It couldn't possibly work for men, they are with a man 24/7 it's simply not possible for them to avoid men | |||
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"Having watched my 97 year old nanna outlive every one of her friends and pine for my grandad for 17 years, definately not... short and sweet for me please, I'll take my chances with those pesky men.. But I may find the love of my life at 97,I sure as heck haven't found him yet. Maybe you have and you just don't know it yet "Now there's a thought! | |||
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"A 109 year old Scottish woman once said “the secret to a long life has been staying away from men. They’re just more trouble than they’re worth.” She continued to explain that in addition,she “made sure that I got plenty of exercise,eat a nice warm bowl of porridge every morning and have never gotten married.” So that's it no more men for me and a bit of porridge and exercise and I'll live forever....yay. Who's with me? " Stuff that, I need shaggin' woman! | |||
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"Stay single drink plenty of tea, regular exercise and plenty of early nights and early mornings. "Yes early nights and early mornings hmmmm...  | |||
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"A 109 year old Scottish woman once said “the secret to a long life has been staying away from men. They’re just more trouble than they’re worth.” She continued to explain that in addition,she “made sure that I got plenty of exercise,eat a nice warm bowl of porridge every morning and have never gotten married.” So that's it no more men for me and a bit of porridge and exercise and I'll live forever....yay. Who's with me? Stuff that, I need shaggin' woman! "Yeah sorry it was just a moment of madness. | |||
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"Stay single drink plenty of tea, regular exercise and plenty of early nights and early mornings. "You see you killed it there with the tea. | |||
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"I don't think I want to live to 109 I do." Really? Why? | |||
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"I'll spunk in your porridge while you don't watch This shit ^is exactly why she stayed away from men! They always want to spunk on women's porridge " | |||
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"I don't think I want to live to 109 I do. Really? Why? " Explained further up. Why the heck not. | |||
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"...it only works for women though?...sounds suspicious It couldn't possibly work for men, they are with a man 24/7 it's simply not possible for them to avoid men "Exactly, very suspicious that this way to live longer has been invented by a woman...and has men in a catch 22. | |||
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"The oldest person in the world is currently Susannah Mushatt Jones, who turned 116 over the summer. She claims that eating bacon is the secret to long life. Conflicting information,I wonder if she's had men." Bacon and men sounds a better way to get to 116 | |||
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"The oldest person in the world is currently Susannah Mushatt Jones, who turned 116 over the summer. She claims that eating bacon is the secret to long life. Conflicting information,I wonder if she's had men. Bacon and men sounds a better way to get to 116" Yeah I agree. | |||
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"No can do. I have a cock addiction! "That's a straight up answer.. | |||
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"The oldest person in the world is currently Susannah Mushatt Jones, who turned 116 over the summer. She claims that eating bacon is the secret to long life. Conflicting information,I wonder if she's had men." This sounds more appealing to me along with Swing’s sausage | |||
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"No can do. I have a cock addiction!
That's a straight up answer.."That’s probably how she likes it | |||
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"The oldest person in the world is currently Susannah Mushatt Jones, who turned 116 over the summer. She claims that eating bacon is the secret to long life. Conflicting information,I wonder if she's had men. This sounds more appealing to me along with Swing’s sausage "Porridge and no men Or Bacon and men Yeah let's go for the latter shall we. | |||
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"No can do. I have a cock addiction!
That's a straight up answer..
That’s probably how she likes it " | |||
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"No can do. I have a cock addiction!
That's a straight up answer..
That’s probably how she likes it
"Oh no, I've been doing it wrong... I thought change the angle here and there was what ladies like  | |||
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"No can do. I have a cock addiction!
That's a straight up answer..
That’s probably how she likes it
Oh no, I've been doing it wrong... I thought change the angle here and there was what ladies like "I do like change.... | |||
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"I don't want to live to 109 unless, i'm laughing , loving , socialising and shagging. " Exactly you may not be huddled up in your bed dribbling away,but the most amazing 109 kicking woman. Just a bit worn around the edges. | |||
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"Reminds me of the old joke. Why do most men die before their wives? Because they want to..... "Well you cheeky mare,funny though. | |||
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"Porridge I'm doomed "Porridge is wonderful stuff Kinky. | |||
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