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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I sometimes wonder what people are thinking when they post them.

Presumably the people who see them are their target audience?

Why are so many so insulting and passive aggressive? Like, (not real statuses, but this sort of idea) 'merry Christmas to all the nice people here, everyone else can sod off' or 'this site is garbage, so many slags and none of them will shag me'.

Does this crap ever do anyone any favours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be honest i genuinely don't think I've ever done a status update and I've used this site on and off for years. Much like Facebook updates etc they tend to just annoy me and I don't know why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i look around at them.

one women (who i wont name) really does make me laugh as she complains about her husband being asleep on it etc.

its life, good and bad.

sometimes a fun status will make me view the profile. i like them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I often wonder the same about some of the profile names people choose for themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shitty status updates put us straight off, if the updates bad we skip the profile especially when it’s moaning about lack of meets or slagging off people x

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I post what I think are FAB related updates sometimes but I see some members treat it like Facebook ... I just think ‘ Get a life!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did one earlier because I went to Asda and there was a seagul on my roof when I got in the car, it didn’t fly off when I got in and so I drove home and assumed it would fly off when the car started moving. Fucking shocked the life out of me when I got out the car on my drive and then the bloody thing flew off, nearly took my head off.

My status said just drive home from Asda with a seagul standing on my roof.

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I mostly read them to populate my block list. Like, if you think that poorly of women, I don't want you anywhere near me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profile names put us off too! No wonder we don’t meet a lot lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I did one earlier because I went to Asda and there was a seagul on my roof when I got in the car, it didn’t fly off when I got in and so I drove home and assumed it would fly off when the car started moving. Fucking shocked the life out of me when I got out the car on my drive and then the bloody thing flew off, nearly took my head off.

My status said just drive home from Asda with a seagul standing on my roof. "

That tickled me cos it reminded me of the scene in Something about Mary where they drive home with the dog on the roof

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I try to make mine selling me in some way, or topical. (I suppose the most topical would be when I'm horny or looking for a meet, but I don't dare!) Sometimes a little provocative without being too obvious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes i tell girls im the best fuck they will ever have has them lining up

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Profile names put us off too! No wonder we don’t meet a lot lol x"

God yeah. I definitely block on the basis of profile name sometimes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are all jokey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Profile names put us off too! No wonder we don’t meet a lot lol x

God yeah. I definitely block on the basis of profile name sometimes. "

Ones like "wife wrecker" etc are painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i suppose if a women puts im looking for a meet her mailbox just goes crazy even more than usual.

my status tend to me puns, or jokes. lighten the mood a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine are all jokey "
urs are funny as fooook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to use mine to anounce my arrival

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

I don't usually update my status but when I do I try and make it cheery or its about somewhere I'm going to see if anyone else wants to join.

One local guy to me at least once a week puts "crap here today". How does he think it's going to improve his chances of meeting someone??

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Profile names put us off too! No wonder we don’t meet a lot lol x

God yeah. I definitely block on the basis of profile name sometimes.

Ones like "wife wrecker" etc are painful "

There are so many where I wonder where the hell they learned about sex, or if they joined while high and furiously wanking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine are all jokey

urs are funny as fooook"

Ha, thank you!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

We just choose something seasonal.

A

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I don't usually update my status but when I do I try and make it cheery or its about somewhere I'm going to see if anyone else wants to join.

One local guy to me at least once a week puts "crap here today". How does he think it's going to improve his chances of meeting someone?? "

Boored. Booooring. This site sucks. You all bitches.

One I remember saying it was fab mingers. He's since rejoined under another name...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine are just random lines from songs if I ever post any

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is just to the point

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Mine is just to the point "

It sure is .... oh you mean your update

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't usually update my status but when I do I try and make it cheery or its about somewhere I'm going to see if anyone else wants to join.

One local guy to me at least once a week puts "crap here today". How does he think it's going to improve his chances of meeting someone??

Boored. Booooring. This site sucks. You all bitches.

One I remember saying it was fab mingers. He's since rejoined under another name... "

before that he had fabswingers the place fat chicks come to get laid.

he blocked me as i had a go at him about that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is just to the point

It sure is .... oh you mean your update "

yeah,and the update

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