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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

feel a bit fruity and want to play,but have a dodgy tum what do you do?

Poo timing I need a man,but I want a healthy belly before I do. Binge watching 'You' on Netflix instead,I'd rather feel flesh. God damn it.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Poo timing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take a shit normally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

imodium capsule.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Is 'You' really that good. Wouldn't have bought a dozen oysters had I known.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"imodium capsule.

Pooing isn't a problem,besides that would need me getting dressed and going out to get something and thats not going to happen. I must have eaten something a bit dodgy.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

You other people are just not taking this seriously. I want sex and company over a glass or two,but that's not going to happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You other people are just not taking this seriously. I want sex and company over a glass or two,but that's not going to happen."

I’m sure you’ll find someone on here with a fetish for this

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By *uckaroo BanzaiCouple
over a year ago

Somewhere nice

You'll be fine by later.. Take a dyralite be fine..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You other people are just not taking this seriously. I want sex and company over a glass or two,but that's not going to happen."

why isnt it? your fine put an ad up. go for it

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Flush it out with a mid-afternoon vindaloo.

Failing that do you have a cork?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"You other people are just not taking this seriously. I want sex and company over a glass or two,but that's not going to happen.

why isnt it? your fine put an ad up. go for it

I would,but I'd prefer to not have a dodgy stomach you know it's nit very sexy is it. I'll just wait and maybe have a little play later by myself.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Flush it out with a mid-afternoon vindaloo.

Failing that do you have a cork?

and that's just made me feel a little bit worse...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You other people are just not taking this seriously. I want sex and company over a glass or two,but that's not going to happen.

why isnt it? your fine put an ad up. go for it

I would,but I'd prefer to not have a dodgy stomach you know it's nit very sexy is it. I'll just wait and maybe have a little play later by myself."

we you know your very popular by the way you moved up the hot pics list. so im sure you will have plenty of offers.

hope you feel better.

good luck

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Find someone with the right fetish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flush it out with a mid-afternoon vindaloo.

Failing that do you have a cork?

and that's just made me feel a little bit worse..."

I swear I read that as

"Failing that do you have a fork"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want one of my kinder Bueno ?

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"You other people are just not taking this seriously. I want sex and company over a glass or two,but that's not going to happen."

Unlikely whilst you have the screaming shits lol

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Do you want one of my kinder Bueno ? "

It's funny how you can have a dodgy tummy and still finish off a box of chocolates whilst feeling randy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you want one of my kinder Bueno ?

It's funny how you can have a dodgy tummy and still finish off a box of chocolates whilst feeling randy."

Your way of using isn't it makes me feel randy

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

"Do you want one of my kinder Bueno ?

It's funny how you can have a dodgy tummy and still finish off a box of chocolates whilst feeling randy."

Lucky Randy

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I'm not being so ambitious, I'm just hoping to have sex in 2019 as I had none in 2018

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not being so ambitious, I'm just hoping to have sex in 2019 as I had none in 2018

really? wow

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"I'm not being so ambitious, I'm just hoping to have sex in 2019 as I had none in 2018

really? wow"

Really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you want one of my kinder Bueno ?

It's funny how you can have a dodgy tummy and still finish off a box of chocolates whilst feeling randy."

Was the dodgy tum before or after a box of chocs. Just keep driñking, should be able to forget the tum and the horn after a few too many

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

How's the poo timing going? Hope you feel better now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not being so ambitious, I'm just hoping to have sex in 2019 as I had none in 2018

really? wow

Really

pity real pity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I have a dodgy stomach I tell them to not go "there" just in case.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'm not being so ambitious, I'm just hoping to have sex in 2019 as I had none in 2018

Bloody hell woman is there not one man in the whole of Scotland that you want to jump on?!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"I'm not being so ambitious, I'm just hoping to have sex in 2019 as I had none in 2018

really? wow

Really

pity real pity"

You're telling me

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Do you want one of my kinder Bueno ?

It's funny how you can have a dodgy tummy and still finish off a box of chocolates whilst feeling randy.

Was the dodgy tum before or after a box of chocs. Just keep driñking, should be able to forget the tum and the horn after a few too many

It actually was before the box of chocolates,I'm only drinking water as well as I'm thinking alcohol which just dehydrate me. I don't feel as horny anymore.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"I'm not being so ambitious, I'm just hoping to have sex in 2019 as I had none in 2018

Bloody hell woman is there not one man in the whole of Scotland that you want to jump on?!"

Nope! Bearing in mind Edinburgh is 2.5 hours away and Glasgow is 3!

Find me a respectful man in Aberdeen that I think is attractive and I will thank you forever

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"How's the poo timing going? Hope you feel better now

My poos are alright I've had a couple today which I don't normally do.

Oh my what has my life come to,it's New year's eve and I'm talking poo on a sex site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How's the poo timing going? Hope you feel better now

My poos are alright I've had a couple today which I don't normally do.

Oh my what has my life come to,it's New year's eve and I'm talking poo on a sex site. "

What colour is it?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'm not being so ambitious, I'm just hoping to have sex in 2019 as I had none in 2018

Bloody hell woman is there not one man in the whole of Scotland that you want to jump on?!

Nope! Bearing in mind Edinburgh is 2.5 hours away and Glasgow is 3!

Find me a respectful man in Aberdeen that I think is attractive and I will thank you forever

Right leave it with me...

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Consistency?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More importantly, how much weight have you lost?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not being so ambitious, I'm just hoping to have sex in 2019 as I had none in 2018

Bloody hell woman is there not one man in the whole of Scotland that you want to jump on?!

Nope! Bearing in mind Edinburgh is 2.5 hours away and Glasgow is 3!

Find me a respectful man in Aberdeen that I think is attractive and I will thank you forever

Right leave it with me..."

We'll be expecting updates on this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't want to "go" when you "cum" so wait until you are better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orange juice and ground ginger are good for a dodgy stomach x

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"I'm not being so ambitious, I'm just hoping to have sex in 2019 as I had none in 2018

Bloody hell woman is there not one man in the whole of Scotland that you want to jump on?!

Nope! Bearing in mind Edinburgh is 2.5 hours away and Glasgow is 3!

Find me a respectful man in Aberdeen that I think is attractive and I will thank you forever

Right leave it with me...

We'll be expecting updates on this."

So will I

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"How's the poo timing going? Hope you feel better now

My poos are alright I've had a couple today which I don't normally do.

Oh my what has my life come to,it's New year's eve and I'm talking poo on a sex site.

What colour is it?"

It's brown,although I didn't scrutinize it to much I just flushed it to poo hell. I'm putting weight with all the crap I'm eating not losing it.

I'm in a bad eating habit at the moment,because I'm eating sweet stuff in the afternoon I then don't want any tea,so yeah not good.

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over a year ago

"I'm not being so ambitious, I'm just hoping to have sex in 2019 as I had none in 2018

Bloody hell woman is there not one man in the whole of Scotland that you want to jump on?!

Nope! Bearing in mind Edinburgh is 2.5 hours away and Glasgow is 3!

Find me a respectful man in Aberdeen that I think is attractive and I will thank you forever

Right leave it with me...

We'll be expecting updates on this.

So will I

if you have oil i'll travel

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"You don't want to "go" when you "cum" so wait until you are better!"

That is wide advice.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"I'm not being so ambitious, I'm just hoping to have sex in 2019 as I had none in 2018

Bloody hell woman is there not one man in the whole of Scotland that you want to jump on?!

Nope! Bearing in mind Edinburgh is 2.5 hours away and Glasgow is 3!

Find me a respectful man in Aberdeen that I think is attractive and I will thank you forever

Right leave it with me...

We'll be expecting updates on this.

So will I

if you have oil i'll travel

And you are how many hours away?

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'm not being so ambitious, I'm just hoping to have sex in 2019 as I had none in 2018

Bloody hell woman is there not one man in the whole of Scotland that you want to jump on?!

Nope! Bearing in mind Edinburgh is 2.5 hours away and Glasgow is 3!

Find me a respectful man in Aberdeen that I think is attractive and I will thank you forever

Right leave it with me...

We'll be expecting updates on this.

So will I

if you have oil i'll travel

And you are how many hours away?

Foxy I think you're just gonna have to move it's not looking good. I failed you.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"I'm not being so ambitious, I'm just hoping to have sex in 2019 as I had none in 2018

Bloody hell woman is there not one man in the whole of Scotland that you want to jump on?!

Nope! Bearing in mind Edinburgh is 2.5 hours away and Glasgow is 3!

Find me a respectful man in Aberdeen that I think is attractive and I will thank you forever

Right leave it with me...

We'll be expecting updates on this.

So will I

if you have oil i'll travel

And you are how many hours away?

Foxy I think you're just gonna have to move it's not looking good. I failed you."

I tried then this fooking building development got in the fooking way! Now I can't sell

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

meet someone into scat? just in case.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'm not being so ambitious, I'm just hoping to have sex in 2019 as I had none in 2018

Bloody hell woman is there not one man in the whole of Scotland that you want to jump on?!

Nope! Bearing in mind Edinburgh is 2.5 hours away and Glasgow is 3!

Find me a respectful man in Aberdeen that I think is attractive and I will thank you forever

Right leave it with me...

We'll be expecting updates on this.

So will I

if you have oil i'll travel

And you are how many hours away?

Foxy I think you're just gonna have to move it's not looking good. I failed you.

I tried then this fooking building development got in the fooking way! Now I can't sell

Blooming heck thing's are not good are they,no men and a dodgy building.

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"meet someone into scat? just in case.

You know what...I'll give that a miss. Do you know any fit men in Aberdeen?

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

"meet someone into scat? just in case.

You know what...I'll give that a miss. Do you know any fit men in Aberdeen?"

I only know two fit guys in the whole of scotland, probably forgotten a few others thoughcoz usually scottish men are hot to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not being so ambitious, I'm just hoping to have sex in 2019 as I had none in 2018

Bloody hell woman is there not one man in the whole of Scotland that you want to jump on?!

Nope! Bearing in mind Edinburgh is 2.5 hours away and Glasgow is 3!

Find me a respectful man in Aberdeen that I think is attractive and I will thank you forever

Right leave it with me...

We'll be expecting updates on this.

So will I

if you have oil i'll travel

And you are how many hours away?

Foxy I think you're just gonna have to move it's not looking good. I failed you.

I tried then this fooking building development got in the fooking way! Now I can't sell

Blooming heck thing's are not good are they,no men and a dodgy building."

hang on a minute!

no one said anything about a dodgy building. i could be on the job and all that rocking could bring the lot down.

GOOD GOD! i could be killed!

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By *gnitemybody OP Woman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"meet someone into scat? just in case.

You know what...I'll give that a miss. Do you know any fit men in Aberdeen?

I only know two fit guys in the whole of scotland, probably forgotten a few others thoughcoz usually scottish men are hot to me.

That two more than me then.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"I'm not being so ambitious, I'm just hoping to have sex in 2019 as I had none in 2018

Bloody hell woman is there not one man in the whole of Scotland that you want to jump on?!

Nope! Bearing in mind Edinburgh is 2.5 hours away and Glasgow is 3!

Find me a respectful man in Aberdeen that I think is attractive and I will thank you forever

Right leave it with me...

We'll be expecting updates on this.

So will I

if you have oil i'll travel

And you are how many hours away?

Foxy I think you're just gonna have to move it's not looking good. I failed you.

I tried then this fooking building development got in the fooking way! Now I can't sell

Blooming heck thing's are not good are they,no men and a dodgy building.

hang on a minute!

no one said anything about a dodgy building. i could be on the job and all that rocking could bring the lot down.

GOOD GOD! i could be killed!

They have tried to convince me all is safe lol, do you trust them?

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