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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What’s your worst/funniest chat up line?

I was discussing them with a vanilla friend, and I’ve been sent loads (I requested it on my status) but just wondering if there’s any other funny ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giz a blowy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Giz a blowy"

Ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice face, mind if I take a seat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Giz a blowy

Ok"
does that mean yes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Giz a blowy

Ok

does that mean yes? "

Sure why no eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck?

No?

Well lie down while I do.

Disaster

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I got one recently (here). If I flip a coin, how likely is it that I'll get head?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fancy a fuck?

No?

Well lie down while I do.

Disaster "

Oh no

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got one recently (here). If I flip a coin, how likely is it that I'll get head? "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I also love being told how different I am to all the other women on Fab.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I also love being told how different I am to all the other women on Fab. "

You’re the hottest woman on fab babe x

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I also love being told how different I am to all the other women on Fab.

You’re the hottest woman on fab babe x"

Oh that, but I'm classy not trashy. (I ain't no chill girl and insulting women makes my legs close)

I had one ages ago which was about six lines of "wow" and other similar things all in caps.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I also love being told how different I am to all the other women on Fab.

You’re the hottest woman on fab babe x

Oh that, but I'm classy not trashy. (I ain't no chill girl and insulting women makes my legs close)

I had one ages ago which was about six lines of "wow" and other similar things all in caps. "

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By *ackDanielsWhiteRabbitMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Is that a mirror in your knickers cos I can see myself in them.

I'll get my coat.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I don't get chat up lines, although I often get the next lines of back streets back...

I did recently have a message plotting my grisly demise though, it was cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I also love being told how different I am to all the other women on Fab.

You’re the hottest woman on fab babe x"

"You make my girlfriend look like shit"

Why thank you, you make yourself look like a fucking arsehole.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I don't get chat up lines, although I often get the next lines of back streets back...

I did recently have a message plotting my grisly demise though, it was cute"

Ooh I love those. You're going to drive to a secluded location (postcode) after dark, tell no one. Etc

Do I get to choose my homicide detective?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nice face, mind if I take a seat? "

Haha mine is similar.... you have a face that I’d like to sit on!

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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Did it hurt when you fell from the stars.......?

Because it looks like your face hit a few mountains and a fair few trees on the way down.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I also love being told how different I am to all the other women on Fab. "

you are different.

you give honest opinions on the forum and dont play to the masses.

i always look for your posts as they tend to be thought provoking.

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By *007ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Said in a daft posh voice "May I say how pretty you look in that short summer frock". Even if not summer or they are not wearing the said item. It has worked lol

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By *ily Con CarneTV/TS
over a year ago

Cornwall


"I also love being told how different I am to all the other women on Fab.

You’re the hottest woman on fab babe x"

and different

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

A nice smile from a beautiful lady always cheers me up..so hows about a smile then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even if there was no gravity I'd still fall for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even if there was no gravity I'd still fall for you"

being locked in a space capsule with you doesnt seem so bad

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I don't get chat up lines, although I often get the next lines of back streets back...

I did recently have a message plotting my grisly demise though, it was cute

Ooh I love those. You're going to drive to a secluded location (postcode) after dark, tell no one. Etc

Do I get to choose my homicide detective? "

No, not even that. Bag over the head, gruesome end...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Even if there was no gravity I'd still fall for you

being locked in a space capsule with you doesnt seem so bad"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?

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By *un Mike 2019Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Him “you’ve dropped something”

Her “what?”

Him “your standards, my name is XXXX”

I’ve never used it but it’s never failed for one friend of mine

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I also love being told how different I am to all the other women on Fab.

you are different.

you give honest opinions on the forum and dont play to the masses.

i always look for your posts as they tend to be thought provoking. "

I appreciate it

I don't mind being different, just not how these guys try to play it, ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Self deprecating lines generally work the best.

"I hope you like bad boys, because I'm bad at everything I do"

Hey baby, you looking for some mind blowing sex?"

*She answers no.*

Then you came to the right guy

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