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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some afternoon fun

What the most useless invention you can think of, and would have the balls to take to dragons den

Starter for 10

A motorcycle ashtray

A phoneless cord (as opposed to a cordless phone)

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Remote controls for the stereo system in cars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nudist club for transvestites....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Eject button on Video, stereo and DVD remotes.

Why? Seriously Why? You still have to get off your ass and change the disc/tape. Its not like a robotic arm swoops down to do it for you.

Moreover, they put said useless button in a prominent place, but hide the mute button for the volume in amongst 20 other buttons so your hunting for it while the phone rings off the bloody hook.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Chocolate saucepan

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By *nvyCouple
over a year ago

Waltham Cross

A Spork

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"Remote controls for the stereo system in cars "

have actually seen one in halfords

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dehydrated water™

Sox™

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dehydrated water™

Sox™

"

You mean oxygen ? :P im pretty sure this has already been done.. and for that reason, im out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a footless sock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dehydrated water™

Sox™

You mean oxygen ? :P im pretty sure this has already been done.. and for that reason, im out"

Haha,,,,, only on Fabforums could this subject start a serious discussion,,,,,

Ahemmmm I refer you to a couple of previous answers on this debate

Clever clog 1 says, "Actually.....only oxygen would be DeHYRDROGENATED water"

and in response

Clever clog 2 says, "Actually..... dehydration is the actually process of removing a hydrogen and a hyrdoxyl group (an OH) ... so in theory, dehyrated water is just a vacuum of nothingness"

Pffft,,,, as for Sox™.... I really don't know !!!!....... sigh..... !!!!

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area


"a footless sock "

Erm...thats a leg warmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a footless sock

Erm...thats a leg warmer "

I like your thinking.... although..... it has to be said..... Tubesocks don't have a designated foot section and they are not legwarmers....

Humph.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reusable condom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roof rack for a bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wife xx

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Men?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remote controls for the stereo system in cars "

pmsl, we actually got one in our mini lol, takes longer to reach for it than it does to reach the stereo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A wife xx "

Soapy I think you got away with that one, the backlash seems to have slipped under the radar.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Reusable condom

"

What, you mean they aren't all reusable already?????? Bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

clasps on bracelets. Dunno if it is just me but the rings just seem to be constantly running away from them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

A nudist club for transvestites....

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"Reusable condom

What, you mean they aren't all reusable already?????? Bugger "

got tuesdays dried on the washing line today

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Reusable condom

What, you mean they aren't all reusable already?????? Bugger

got tuesdays dried on the washing line today "

Yeah, I've just finished darning mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rear view mirrors for taxis...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z86V_ICUCD4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a footless sock "

Have knit loads of them, they're called leg warmers lol

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district


"A Spork "

Don't knock them, we use them when camping and even have a titanium one.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"A wife xx

Soapy I think you got away with that one, the backlash seems to have slipped under the radar."

Just biding my time!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A wife xx

Soapy I think you got away with that one, the backlash seems to have slipped under the radar.

Just biding my time!!! "

Oops, might just have grassed up soapy [lights touch paper and hides]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Indicators on buses

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By *r mrs funCouple
over a year ago

Tidworth

Chocolate fire guards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A wife xx

Soapy I think you got away with that one, the backlash seems to have slipped under the radar.

Just biding my time!!!

Oops, might just have grassed up soapy [lights touch paper and hides]"

grass xx

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