FabSwingers.com forum: If you were an animal which animal would you be and why

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If the big man slapped the human out of you and told you he was turning you into an animal but letting you choose, what animal would you be and why?

Personally, I wouldn't want to be something domesticated like a dog or a cat. I think I'd choose to be a bird maybe a hawk or an eagle and spend my days soaring the sky and shitting on people from afar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a crow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a crow "

Why a crow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a seahorse, they're slow, gentle, delicate and graceful - everything I'm not and they say a change is as good as a rest

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

A male Duck.

They're cute, promiscuous, enjoy rough sex and are tasty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That one who plays the drums in The Muppets. He's pretty cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A filthy one.

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By *oxerinboxersMan
over a year ago

Probably wolf they look out for each other and I wouldn’t need to give up steak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A male Duck.

They're cute, promiscuous, enjoy rough sex and are tasty."

Daffy?

Oh, or Donald?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horse for me haha having some nice lady riding the hell out of me sounds so damn good. I know it's not my cock being ridden but better than shitting on people

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By *rownboy30Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

I’m already a beast

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

A sloth at this time of year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry OP, but I lost interest at 'the big man'

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

cat well one of my spoilt ones

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By *969BewitchedWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Have to be a pampered pooch. Anything like my old boy, eat, sleep, little trot round the block, sleep more, cuddle up .... sleep more!

What a life x

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"A male Duck.

They're cute, promiscuous, enjoy rough sex and are tasty.

Daffy?

Oh, or Donald?"

Count Duckula

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wolf....cos their cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am not an animal, i am a human being.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a crow "

Because they are my familiars

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Orangutan as they're truly magnificent creatures who are only a chromosome or two different from ourselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know, cat would be pretty sweet.

I'd like to be a sloth.

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I'd be a fox. A survivor with plenty of cunning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be a fox. A survivor with plenty of cunning. "

You are a fox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be a fox. A survivor with plenty of cunning. "

Living in Norfolk its more likely lurking around peoples property waiting for a farmer to empty his load in you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black widow spider.

Anyone fancy a shag?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

A duck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A honey badger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Black widow spider.

Anyone fancy a shag? "

Sure

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Black widow spider.

Anyone fancy a shag? "

Why not die happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cat - laze around all day, be pampered, fed and looked after yet still doing what I want when I want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bonobo cos they fuck like people if not more often

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Antechinus coz it just keeps going

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By *rtraymondo76Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"I'd be a fox. A survivor with plenty of cunning. "

You've got me down as too old, but hey, we're all entitled to mistakes. I've been called "The Silver Fox" by my daughter's work colleagues, so who am I to contradict them?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I’d be a hippopotamus, up to my neck in cool water all day and grazing on lush greens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vampire bat.

Comes out at night for a bite and a lick.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Black widow spider.

Anyone fancy a shag?

Why not die happy

Good answer!

I would be a penguin, for no other reason than I like penguins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Black widow spider.

Anyone fancy a shag?

Why not die happy

Good answer!

I would be a penguin, for no other reason than I like penguins"

They really smell though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be a pigme hedgehog.

Why? Google one and you’ll see

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-CuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

A indoor cat have your own try to poop in wake for about 1hr then sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a giant pug according to my nephew, I have 2 and he just says that I’m the alpha pug of the pack lol

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-CuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

Tray*

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Black widow spider.

Anyone fancy a shag?

Why not die happy

Good answer!

I would be a penguin, for no other reason than I like penguins

They really smell though "

Oh thanks, tell the whole thread that I smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Black widow spider.

Anyone fancy a shag?

Why not die happy

Good answer!

I would be a penguin, for no other reason than I like penguins

They really smell though

Oh thanks, tell the whole thread that I smell

People talk. What can I say?

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Chameleon

Think it’s self explanatory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kangaroo, I like it down south

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Black widow spider.

Anyone fancy a shag?

Why not die happy

Good answer!

I would be a penguin, for no other reason than I like penguins

They really smell though

Oh thanks, tell the whole thread that I smell

Nothing a bit of soap couldn’t sort out. It’s not overwhelming.

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Black widow spider.

Anyone fancy a shag?

Why not die happy

Good answer!

I would be a penguin, for no other reason than I like penguins

They really smell though

Oh thanks, tell the whole thread that I smell

People talk. What can I say?"

Aww, I preferred the original Patrick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Black widow spider.

Anyone fancy a shag? "

Yes, I'll be a male black widow because it must be some extraordinarily amazing spider poon if they're willing to die for one shag. Sign me up please!

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