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A Christmas perineum late late nocturnal thread©™

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Listening to Tommy Boyd? Sucking on a boiled sweet? Being a wealthy well endowed intergalactic traveller from the West Midlands? Pervin'? Or maybe you're lurking. Whatever the flip you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls. Talk about absolutely anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome, and not just during the Christmas perineum. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Boo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boo"

Boo again

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Sleepy sleepy sleepy.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Tommy isn't Iain.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boo"

Flippin' heck, you made me jump. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Voddy. You made me jump, and your tonight's first poster. Congratulations! Smileyface

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Good evening Jim xx

Enjoying a quick cuppa before snuggling under the duvet

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Boo"

BOO!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boo

Boo again "

Stop it! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mistress. How are you?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Boo

Boo again "

Boo to you too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sup?

P

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Evening Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Boo

Boo again

Stop it! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mistress. How are you? "

I'm pretty good mate thanks...how's you doing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sleepy sleepy sleepy."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. It's a good thing you didn't name the seven dwarves.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tommy isn't Iain."

He isn't, but Iain wouldn't usually be on, on a Saturday night.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Sleepy sleepy sleepy.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. It's a good thing you didn't name the seven dwarves."

Grumpy grumpy...that's me by the way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim xx

Enjoying a quick cuppa before snuggling under the duvet "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jo.

That sounds absolutely lovely. x Smileyface

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Tommy isn't Iain.

He isn't, but Iain wouldn't usually be on, on a Saturday night."

I know Jim,that's why I'm grumpy. I'm not really grumpy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boo

BOO! "

Not you as well. Are you trying to give me a heart attack?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Evening Jim "

Have you had a good day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

evening jim hope things are good with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening erect.

What’s your favourite colour?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boo

Boo again

Boo to you too x"

My nerves can only take so many surprises in one nocturnal thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Jim my lovely!

Top of the evening to ya xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Boo

BOO!

Not you as well. Are you trying to give me a heart attack?"

I'm feeling naughty...he doesn't seem to mind though..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sup?

P"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Big P. I'm not too bad. I received some good news regarding an old friend's health today. How the hell are you? How was your Christmas?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Did you have a good day? I hope you were as spoiled as much as you had birthday threads. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boo

Boo again

Stop it! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mistress. How are you?

I'm pretty good mate thanks...how's you doing?"

Yeah! I'm pretty good too. Smileyface

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Good evening Jim...

Just bringing over your cup of tea from the fab bar...

ReplicantJo would like to share her biscuits with you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sleepy sleepy sleepy.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. It's a good thing you didn't name the seven dwarves.

Grumpy grumpy...that's me by the way."

I think someone's overtired.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Did you have a good day? I hope you were as spoiled as much as you had birthday threads. x"

I've had a lovely day, thank you. My birthday threads were very much appreciated, thank you so much xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tommy isn't Iain.

He isn't, but Iain wouldn't usually be on, on a Saturday night.

I know Jim,that's why I'm grumpy. I'm not really grumpy."

Liar!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"evening jim hope things are good with you"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pat2.0. I'm not too bad, I had some good news today. How was your Saturday, that I don't think feels like a Saturday.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Jim glad to hear you have had some good news about your friend...{{hugs}}

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening erect.

What’s your favourite colour?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. I can see your willy.

I changed the colour of my keyboard yesterday for the first time, to my favourite colour. Purple. What's your favourite colour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jimbeau. Just lying in bed, checking the forums & now replying more often! What are you up to?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Jim my lovely!

Top of the evening to ya xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pixie. I know you! Smileyface x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boo

BOO!

Not you as well. Are you trying to give me a heart attack?

I'm feeling naughty...he doesn't seem to mind though.. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sup?

P

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Big P. I'm not too bad. I received some good news regarding an old friend's health today. How the hell are you? How was your Christmas?"

Worked all through buttercup.

One more day then 2 days off. I may be a slight mess this time tomorrow as I feel a 2 day bender is in order.

P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim...

Just bringing over your cup of tea from the fab bar...

ReplicantJo would like to share her biscuits with you. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. Beautiful, I needed that. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. Did you have a good day? I hope you were as spoiled as much as you had birthday threads. x

I've had a lovely day, thank you. My birthday threads were very much appreciated, thank you so much xx"

You're welcome. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening... Jim x how’s tricks? Been a while again... got lost in the gym again!!! Reckon it’s nearly bacon buttie time again... could you shake down the sauce bottle again for me.. ( only one side with red stuff) please xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim glad to hear you have had some good news about your friend...{{hugs}}"

An old friend, and my old friend's mum, both had serious health problems. Both back to good health. They deserve it. Thank you, I'm really happy for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening erect.

What’s your favourite colour?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. I can see your willy.

I changed the colour of my keyboard yesterday for the first time, to my favourite colour. Purple. What's your favourite colour?"

The chicks needed some willy, erect.

You didn’t tell me you were musically skilled, I’m impressed!

My favourite colour to wear is grey, it brings out the blue in my eyes. My favourite colour for trainers however is red, I like red generally.

I’m watching anchorman 2, it’s rekindled my moustache envy.

Do you like moustache, erect?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Jim my lovely!

Top of the evening to ya xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pixie. I know you! Smileyface x"

Hehehehe

It wasn’t me.... honestly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening... Jim x how’s tricks? Been a while again... got lost in the gym again!!! Reckon it’s nearly bacon buttie time again... could you shake down the sauce bottle again for me.. ( only one side with red stuff) please xxx"

Overload “again” !! Quote.com.. been a long one

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Jim glad to hear you have had some good news about your friend...{{hugs}}

An old friend, and my old friend's mum, both had serious health problems. Both back to good health. They deserve it. Thank you, I'm really happy for them."

That's great news, I know what that feels like..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jimbeau. Just lying in bed, checking the forums & now replying more often! What are you up to?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bunny. Get you and your replying. Right now, I'm doing a lot of replying! Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sup?

P

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Big P. I'm not too bad. I received some good news regarding an old friend's health today. How the hell are you? How was your Christmas?

Worked all through buttercup.

One more day then 2 days off. I may be a slight mess this time tomorrow as I feel a 2 day bender is in order.

P"

Well done you, and everyone else that has worked over the festive season. It's much appreciated.

Enjoy your bender. Up yer bum. Smileyface

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Hello Pri! Currently watching Deadpool 2 and attempting a pedicure. It's not going well. How are you doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jimbeau. Just lying in bed, checking the forums & now replying more often! What are you up to?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bunny. Get you and your replying. Right now, I'm doing a lot of replying! Smileyface"

Lol! Busy boy. I think I'm getting sharked by someone that had a profile on here recently ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening... Jim x how’s tricks? Been a while again... got lost in the gym again!!! Reckon it’s nearly bacon buttie time again... could you shake down the sauce bottle again for me.. ( only one side with red stuff) please xxx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wicked. What a pleasant surprise. Nice to have a pleasant surprise after Voddy, Mistress and Samiss kept making me jump. You must be well fit! *Reaches for the tomato sauce* x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Evening Quimbo Jimbo

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening... Jim x how’s tricks? Been a while again... got lost in the gym again!!! Reckon it’s nearly bacon buttie time again... could you shake down the sauce bottle again for me.. ( only one side with red stuff) please xxx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wicked. What a pleasant surprise. Nice to have a pleasant surprise after Voddy, Mistress and Samiss kept making me jump. You must be well fit! *Reaches for the tomato sauce* x"

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Good evening Jim, evening all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening erect.

What’s your favourite colour?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. I can see your willy.

I changed the colour of my keyboard yesterday for the first time, to my favourite colour. Purple. What's your favourite colour?

The chicks needed some willy, erect.

You didn’t tell me you were musically skilled, I’m impressed!

My favourite colour to wear is grey, it brings out the blue in my eyes. My favourite colour for trainers however is red, I like red generally.

I’m watching anchorman 2, it’s rekindled my moustache envy.

Do you like moustache, erect?

"

*Nods*

I like red. I like red shoes.

Oh yeah, I like moustache. I'm a fan of facial hair. I always wanted to grow a beard from a young age. But beards don't suit me. I haven't trimmed since Manchester. It's time I trimmed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey Jim my lovely!

Top of the evening to ya xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pixie. I know you! Smileyface x

Hehehehe

It wasn’t me.... honestly "

Really? Really?!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening Jim, evening all "

Evening lovely Babs

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hello Pri! Currently watching Deadpool 2 and attempting a pedicure. It's not going well. How are you doing?"

Sounds like quite the combination

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Tommy isn't Iain.

He isn't, but Iain wouldn't usually be on, on a Saturday night.

I know Jim,that's why I'm grumpy. I'm not really grumpy.

Liar!"

Yep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening... Jim x how’s tricks? Been a while again... got lost in the gym again!!! Reckon it’s nearly bacon buttie time again... could you shake down the sauce bottle again for me.. ( only one side with red stuff) please xxx

Overload “again” !! Quote.com.. been a long one "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ot5-mY1SLs

Dirty Dancing - Overload.wmv - YouTube

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Good evening Jim, evening all

Evening lovely Babs "

Hello Samiss. Have you had a good birthday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening... Jim x how’s tricks? Been a while again... got lost in the gym again!!! Reckon it’s nearly bacon buttie time again... could you shake down the sauce bottle again for me.. ( only one side with red stuff) please xxx

Overload “again” !! Quote.com.. been a long one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ot5-

mY1SLs

Perfect- ohh I’ve missed your tunes x

Dirty Dancing - Overload.wmv - YouTube

"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Pri! Currently watching Deadpool 2 and attempting a pedicure. It's not going well. How are you doing?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. What isn't going well, the pedicure or Deadpool 2? I was given a male pedicure tip this morning. I'm good thanks, very good. Smileyface

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Good evening Jim, evening all

Evening lovely Babs

Hello Samiss. Have you had a good birthday? "

I've had a fabulous birthday, thank you Babs, it soon goes though..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jimbeau. Just lying in bed, checking the forums & now replying more often! What are you up to?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bunny. Get you and your replying. Right now, I'm doing a lot of replying! Smileyface

Lol! Busy boy. I think I'm getting sharked by someone that had a profile on here recently ??"

Could you please tell me what being sharked is?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Quimbo Jimbo"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honey and your buns.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening erect.

What’s your favourite colour?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. I can see your willy.

I changed the colour of my keyboard yesterday for the first time, to my favourite colour. Purple. What's your favourite colour?

The chicks needed some willy, erect.

You didn’t tell me you were musically skilled, I’m impressed!

My favourite colour to wear is grey, it brings out the blue in my eyes. My favourite colour for trainers however is red, I like red generally.

I’m watching anchorman 2, it’s rekindled my moustache envy.

Do you like moustache, erect?

*Nods*

I like red. I like red shoes.

Oh yeah, I like moustache. I'm a fan of facial hair. I always wanted to grow a beard from a young age. But beards don't suit me. I haven't trimmed since Manchester. It's time I trimmed."

I’m gonna get it out for a bit.

I know technically it’s a bit naughty as I haven’t got it anymore but like Maryfuckingchristmas said... fuck it.

You’re keeping the hairyface though, just a trim yes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening... Jim x how’s tricks? Been a while again... got lost in the gym again!!! Reckon it’s nearly bacon buttie time again... could you shake down the sauce bottle again for me.. ( only one side with red stuff) please xxx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Wicked. What a pleasant surprise. Nice to have a pleasant surprise after Voddy, Mistress and Samiss kept making me jump. You must be well fit! *Reaches for the tomato sauce* x

"

I don't see what's funny about reaching for tomato soup.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim, evening all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. Smileyface

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Evening Quimbo Jimbo

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honey and your buns. "

Make that your new name.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Pri! Currently watching Deadpool 2 and attempting a pedicure. It's not going well. How are you doing?

Sounds like quite the combination "

Most people have two feet.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening erect.

What’s your favourite colour?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. I can see your willy.

I changed the colour of my keyboard yesterday for the first time, to my favourite colour. Purple. What's your favourite colour?

The chicks needed some willy, erect.

You didn’t tell me you were musically skilled, I’m impressed!

My favourite colour to wear is grey, it brings out the blue in my eyes. My favourite colour for trainers however is red, I like red generally.

I’m watching anchorman 2, it’s rekindled my moustache envy.

Do you like moustache, erect?

*Nods*

I like red. I like red shoes.

Oh yeah, I like moustache. I'm a fan of facial hair. I always wanted to grow a beard from a young age. But beards don't suit me. I haven't trimmed since Manchester. It's time I trimmed.

I’m gonna get it out for a bit.

I know technically it’s a bit naughty as I haven’t got it anymore but like Maryfuckingchristmas said... fuck it.

You’re keeping the hairyface though, just a trim yes?

"

Evening sir. Fine fanny tickler you have there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Quimbo Jimbo

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Honey and your buns.

Make that your new name. "

I'll think about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening Jimbeau. Just lying in bed, checking the forums & now replying more often! What are you up to?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bunny. Get you and your replying. Right now, I'm doing a lot of replying! Smileyface

Lol! Busy boy. I think I'm getting sharked by someone that had a profile on here recently ??

Could you please tell me what being sharked is?"

I got a message on here from a newbie, & she wanted to WhatsApp straight away - I should have realised, I know. Anyway, long story short, she wants me to make a profile on here for her! She's threatened me that she knows my name & where I work & has just tried ringing me on WhatsApp!

Think I'm just going to go to sleep & ignore her!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tommy isn't Iain.

He isn't, but Iain wouldn't usually be on, on a Saturday night.

I know Jim,that's why I'm grumpy. I'm not really grumpy.

Liar!

Yep "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrOe2h9RtWI

Beyoncé, Shakira - Beautiful Liar - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening... Jim x how’s tricks? Been a while again... got lost in the gym again!!! Reckon it’s nearly bacon buttie time again... could you shake down the sauce bottle again for me.. ( only one side with red stuff) please xxx

Overload “again” !! Quote.com.. been a long one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ot5-

mY1SLs

Perfect- ohh I’ve missed your tunes x

Dirty Dancing - Overload.wmv - YouTube

"

You really are rusty.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening erect.

What’s your favourite colour?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. I can see your willy.

I changed the colour of my keyboard yesterday for the first time, to my favourite colour. Purple. What's your favourite colour?

The chicks needed some willy, erect.

You didn’t tell me you were musically skilled, I’m impressed!

My favourite colour to wear is grey, it brings out the blue in my eyes. My favourite colour for trainers however is red, I like red generally.

I’m watching anchorman 2, it’s rekindled my moustache envy.

Do you like moustache, erect?

*Nods*

I like red. I like red shoes.

Oh yeah, I like moustache. I'm a fan of facial hair. I always wanted to grow a beard from a young age. But beards don't suit me. I haven't trimmed since Manchester. It's time I trimmed.

I’m gonna get it out for a bit.

I know technically it’s a bit naughty as I haven’t got it anymore but like Maryfuckingchristmas said... fuck it.

You’re keeping the hairyface though, just a trim yes?

"

Haha.

I'm keeping it for a few more days. Lazyhairyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening erect.

What’s your favourite colour?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. I can see your willy.

I changed the colour of my keyboard yesterday for the first time, to my favourite colour. Purple. What's your favourite colour?

The chicks needed some willy, erect.

You didn’t tell me you were musically skilled, I’m impressed!

My favourite colour to wear is grey, it brings out the blue in my eyes. My favourite colour for trainers however is red, I like red generally.

I’m watching anchorman 2, it’s rekindled my moustache envy.

Do you like moustache, erect?

*Nods*

I like red. I like red shoes.

Oh yeah, I like moustache. I'm a fan of facial hair. I always wanted to grow a beard from a young age. But beards don't suit me. I haven't trimmed since Manchester. It's time I trimmed.

I’m gonna get it out for a bit.

I know technically it’s a bit naughty as I haven’t got it anymore but like Maryfuckingchristmas said... fuck it.

You’re keeping the hairyface though, just a trim yes?

Evening sir. Fine fanny tickler you have there "

Greetings my fine fandango’d friend.

Oh, you’re too kind

My fanny tickler is currently being dunked in tea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jimbeau. Just lying in bed, checking the forums & now replying more often! What are you up to?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bunny. Get you and your replying. Right now, I'm doing a lot of replying! Smileyface

Lol! Busy boy. I think I'm getting sharked by someone that had a profile on here recently ??

Could you please tell me what being sharked is?

I got a message on here from a newbie, & she wanted to WhatsApp straight away - I should have realised, I know. Anyway, long story short, she wants me to make a profile on here for her! She's threatened me that she knows my name & where I work & has just tried ringing me on WhatsApp!

Think I'm just going to go to sleep & ignore her!"

Haha, she's very lazy. Or she isn't a she. Ignoring her is a good idea.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Hello Pri! Currently watching Deadpool 2 and attempting a pedicure. It's not going well. How are you doing?

Sounds like quite the combination "

Living my best life whoop whoop. I've found some rum as well so I'm partying.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening erect.

What’s your favourite colour?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sam. I can see your willy.

I changed the colour of my keyboard yesterday for the first time, to my favourite colour. Purple. What's your favourite colour?

The chicks needed some willy, erect.

You didn’t tell me you were musically skilled, I’m impressed!

My favourite colour to wear is grey, it brings out the blue in my eyes. My favourite colour for trainers however is red, I like red generally.

I’m watching anchorman 2, it’s rekindled my moustache envy.

Do you like moustache, erect?

*Nods*

I like red. I like red shoes.

Oh yeah, I like moustache. I'm a fan of facial hair. I always wanted to grow a beard from a young age. But beards don't suit me. I haven't trimmed since Manchester. It's time I trimmed.

I’m gonna get it out for a bit.

I know technically it’s a bit naughty as I haven’t got it anymore but like Maryfuckingchristmas said... fuck it.

You’re keeping the hairyface though, just a trim yes?

Evening sir. Fine fanny tickler you have there

Greetings my fine fandango’d friend.

Oh, you’re too kind

My fanny tickler is currently being dunked in tea.

"

I wash my wiflo in irn bru.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Hello Pri! Currently watching Deadpool 2 and attempting a pedicure. It's not going well. How are you doing?

Sounds like quite the combination

Living my best life whoop whoop. I've found some rum as well so I'm partying. "

Living the m.f dream!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello Pri! Currently watching Deadpool 2 and attempting a pedicure. It's not going well. How are you doing?

Sounds like quite the combination

Living my best life whoop whoop. I've found some rum as well so I'm partying.

Living the m.f dream!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening CJ, evening fabbers. Perving here while watching the NFL show... The highlights make it seem exciting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening CJ, evening fabbers. Perving here while watching the NFL show... The highlights make it seem exciting "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, MG. I'll take your word for it. I've got The NFL show on, but not for long.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's the midnight hour.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I don't really know what's going on. Wine and painkillers probably wasn't a good idea.

I *think* I was referred to in a round about way as a monster on another thread...how sweet.

Now I'm wondering when Christmas names change.

And if it's too late to eat something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour."

And not a fabber stirred.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Fun and games tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't really know what's going on. Wine and painkillers probably wasn't a good idea.

I *think* I was referred to in a round about way as a monster on another thread...how sweet.

Now I'm wondering when Christmas names change.

And if it's too late to eat something "

Get some grub and fook the miserable fookers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't really know what's going on. Wine and painkillers probably wasn't a good idea.

I *think* I was referred to in a round about way as a monster on another thread...how sweet.

Now I'm wondering when Christmas names change.

And if it's too late to eat something "

I've been blocked!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour.

And not a fabber stirred. "

Oh, there's some stirring going on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fun and games tonight."

Yeah!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"It's the midnight hour.

And not a fabber stirred.

Oh, there's some stirring going on."

Of the porridge?

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Jim...

Just bringing over your cup of tea from the fab bar...

ReplicantJo would like to share her biscuits with you.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. Beautiful, I needed that. Smileyface"

Have closed fab bar for the night.

Just been watching MOTD...It wasn't good to be from North London today if you support Arsenal or Spurs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour.

And not a fabber stirred.

Oh, there's some stirring going on.

Of the porridge? "

Thought you'd have gone for something more exciting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour.

And not a fabber stirred.

Oh, there's some stirring going on.

Of the porridge? "

More like future porridge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim...

Just bringing over your cup of tea from the fab bar...

ReplicantJo would like to share her biscuits with you.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. Beautiful, I needed that. Smileyface

Have closed fab bar for the night.

Just been watching MOTD...It wasn't good to be from North London today if you support Arsenal or Spurs!"

Now you're stirring, you Hammer.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"It's the midnight hour.

And not a fabber stirred.

Oh, there's some stirring going on.

Of the porridge?

Thought you'd have gone for something more exciting. "

Too late for wild dining now my dear!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"It's the midnight hour.

And not a fabber stirred.

Oh, there's some stirring going on.

Of the porridge?

More like future porridge."

I like golden syrup in mine. For future reference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eeeevening Crimbo... hello all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour.

And not a fabber stirred.

Oh, there's some stirring going on.

Of the porridge?

More like future porridge.

I like golden syrup in mine. For future reference "

I'll remember that when we have breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour.

And not a fabber stirred.

Oh, there's some stirring going on.

Of the porridge?

More like future porridge.

I like golden syrup in mine. For future reference

I'll remember that when we have breakfast."

Is this a group breakfast?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eeeevening Crimbo... hello all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PolarBear. Happy Sunday! *Thumbs up fist bumps*

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"It's the midnight hour.

And not a fabber stirred.

Oh, there's some stirring going on.

Of the porridge?

More like future porridge.

I like golden syrup in mine. For future reference

I'll remember that when we have breakfast.

Is this a group breakfast? "

Yeah. Pancakes too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour.

And not a fabber stirred.

Oh, there's some stirring going on.

Of the porridge?

More like future porridge.

I like golden syrup in mine. For future reference

I'll remember that when we have breakfast.

Is this a group breakfast? "

I'm not sure if Honey is into GBs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Honey does like GBs.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"It's the midnight hour.

And not a fabber stirred.

Oh, there's some stirring going on.

Of the porridge?

More like future porridge.

I like golden syrup in mine. For future reference

I'll remember that when we have breakfast.

Is this a group breakfast?

I'm not sure if Honey is into GBs."

Wait now. Don't be abbreviating things. That is how shit gets out of hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening every one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Honey does like GBs."

Take no notice of this M.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening every one. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Merry. Did you spend Christmas drinking sherry? Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening every one.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Merry. Did you spend Christmas drinking sherry? Smileyface"

Sweet sherry, like the little old lady I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evenin cocker. We’re still up!

Hold the front page!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Honey does like GBs.

Take no notice of this M."

Too late... GB is in the dictionary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the midnight hour.

And not a fabber stirred.

Oh, there's some stirring going on.

Of the porridge?

More like future porridge.

I like golden syrup in mine. For future reference

I'll remember that when we have breakfast.

Is this a group breakfast?

I'm not sure if Honey is into GBs.

Wait now. Don't be abbreviating things. That is how shit gets out of hand "

Shit won't get out of hand... It's only a GB

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Sweet sherry and GBs....oh man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eeeevening Crimbo... hello all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PolarBear. Happy Sunday! *Thumbs up fist bumps*"

Sunday? Is that what day it is?

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London


"Good evening Jim...

Just bringing over your cup of tea from the fab bar...

ReplicantJo would like to share her biscuits with you.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. Beautiful, I needed that. Smileyface

Have closed fab bar for the night.

Just been watching MOTD...It wasn't good to be from North London today if you support Arsenal or Spurs!

Now you're stirring, you Hammer."

East London rules!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening every one.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Merry. Did you spend Christmas drinking sherry? Smileyface

Sweet sherry, like the little old lady I am "

When I was little I used to take sneaky swigs of sherry when I was at my nans's.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evenin cocker. We’re still up!

Hold the front page!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Humbersiders. Woo-hoo! Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sweet sherry and GBs....oh man"

Haha. We voted to take our GB back.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeevening Jim.

Fairly dead here tonight, with a few still up and about.

How's your day been?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eeeevening Crimbo... hello all

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PolarBear. Happy Sunday! *Thumbs up fist bumps*

Sunday? Is that what day it is? "

I think so.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Eeeevening Jim.

Fairly dead here tonight, with a few still up and about.

How's your day been?

"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. I'm still in Christmas holiday mode. Dozing, eating and watching films. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening every one.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Merry. Did you spend Christmas drinking sherry? Smileyface

Sweet sherry, like the little old lady I am

When I was little I used to take sneaky swigs of sherry when I was at my nans's."

There was no sneaking at my grandmas, she used to give us a glass full, and not just at Christmas. Now take your time with it she'd say.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening every one.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Merry. Did you spend Christmas drinking sherry? Smileyface

Sweet sherry, like the little old lady I am

When I was little I used to take sneaky swigs of sherry when I was at my nans's.

There was no sneaking at my grandmas, she used to give us a glass full, and not just at Christmas. Now take your time with it she'd say. "

That's some sensible granning your grandma did.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mrs H has been awake for flippin' ages.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Goodnight James x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just had some mince pies. Washing them down with a mug of tea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bounty Celebrations, and another mug of tea now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Piranha 3DD is lacking in Kelly Brook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Managed a whole hour sleep Jim, a whole hour. One for the record books right there.

I'd really like the other 6 I was expecting if you can fix it dear boy.

P

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over a year ago


"Managed a whole hour sleep Jim, a whole hour. One for the record books right there.

I'd really like the other 6 I was expecting if you can fix it dear boy.

P

"

It's okay, stay calm and chilled. Maybe get up, I was going to say have a cup of tea. But I've just remembered that you don't like tea. Warm milk in front of the telly. Back to bed, phone down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The quality of sound on Babestation is awful tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Managed a whole hour sleep Jim, a whole hour. One for the record books right there.

I'd really like the other 6 I was expecting if you can fix it dear boy.

P

It's okay, stay calm and chilled. Maybe get up, I was going to say have a cup of tea. But I've just remembered that you don't like tea. Warm milk in front of the telly. Back to bed, phone down. "

I've a glass of water.

Don't like milk either unless it's in cereal or coffee. Plus I don't have any anyway. I'm proper prepared me.

I'll listen to some whale song or something to help me drift off. I'll also move the mutt. She's right in the middle of the bed and even my little legs have no space.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Managed a whole hour sleep Jim, a whole hour. One for the record books right there.

I'd really like the other 6 I was expecting if you can fix it dear boy.

P

It's okay, stay calm and chilled. Maybe get up, I was going to say have a cup of tea. But I've just remembered that you don't like tea. Warm milk in front of the telly. Back to bed, phone down.

I've a glass of water.

Don't like milk either unless it's in cereal or coffee. Plus I don't have any anyway. I'm proper prepared me.

I'll listen to some whale song or something to help me drift off. I'll also move the mutt. She's right in the middle of the bed and even my little legs have no space."

You need that bed to yourself tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On this day 1968 Frank Sinatra first records My Way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's Tracey Ullman's birthday today. Happy birthday, Tracey!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9un119lq4c

Tracey Ullman - They Don't Know - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Made you look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey I’ve been to bed and woken up again and you’re still here Jim ?!

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over a year ago


" Blimey I’ve been to bed and woken up again and you’re still here Jim ?!"

*nods* I should really log out.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Good morning Jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning Jim "

Good moooooooooooooooooooooorning, Babs. Happy Sunday. Smileyface

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Good morning Jim

Good moooooooooooooooooooooorning, Babs. Happy Sunday. Smileyface"

Is it Sunday?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning jim"

Good mooooooooooooooooooorning, Pull. You're from Yorkshire, but you're not from Hull.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning Jim

Good moooooooooooooooooooooorning, Babs. Happy Sunday. Smileyface

Is it Sunday? "

I think it's Sunday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning jim

Good mooooooooooooooooooorning, Pull. You're from Yorkshire, but you're not from Hull."
no im from shakey wakey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning jim

Good mooooooooooooooooooorning, Pull. You're from Yorkshire, but you're not from Hull.no im from shakey wakey "

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Good morning Jim

Good moooooooooooooooooooooorning, Babs. Happy Sunday. Smileyface

Is it Sunday?

I think it's Sunday."

Well I didn’t know that.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I seriously can't post on this thread as I'll think it's still night time and it's not.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning Jim

Good moooooooooooooooooooooorning, Babs. Happy Sunday. Smileyface

Is it Sunday?

I think it's Sunday.

Well I didn’t know that. "

Now you know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I seriously can't post on this thread as I'll think it's still night time and it's not. "

Don't post here whatever you do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I seriously can't post on this thread as I'll think it's still night time and it's not.

Don't post here whatever you do."

Is it still nocturnal...it's bloody dark..I nay go back to sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I seriously can't post on this thread as I'll think it's still night time and it's not.

Don't post here whatever you do.

Is it still nocturnal...it's bloody dark..I nay go back to sleep"

It's still kinda nocturnal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning jim

Good mooooooooooooooooooorning, Pull. You're from Yorkshire, but you're not from Hull.no im from shakey wakey

"
when u renaming again think your the last holdout eh

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I seriously can't post on this thread as I'll think it's still night time and it's not.

Don't post here whatever you do.

Is it still nocturnal...it's bloody dark..I nay go back to sleep"

Exactly that's why I can't post,it confuses my little head.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning jim

Good mooooooooooooooooooorning, Pull. You're from Yorkshire, but you're not from Hull.no im from shakey wakey

when u renaming again think your the last holdout eh"

I'm staying Christmassy for a little while yet.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Yeah Jim do you want your username back then,it'll cost you though...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I seriously can't post on this thread as I'll think it's still night time and it's not.

Don't post here whatever you do.

Is it still nocturnal...it's bloody dark..I nay go back to sleep

Exactly that's why I can't post,it confuses my little head."

I don't want your lovely little head to be confused on a Sunday morning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah Jim do you want your username back then,it'll cost you though..."

What's the cost?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I seriously can't post on this thread as I'll think it's still night time and it's not.

Don't post here whatever you do.

Is it still nocturnal...it's bloody dark..I nay go back to sleep

Exactly that's why I can't post,it confuses my little head.

I don't want your lovely little head to be confused on a Sunday morning."

It's Sunday?!!!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I seriously can't post on this thread as I'll think it's still night time and it's not.

Don't post here whatever you do.

Is it still nocturnal...it's bloody dark..I nay go back to sleep

Exactly that's why I can't post,it confuses my little head.

I don't want your lovely little head to be confused on a Sunday morning.

It's Sunday?!!!"

I didn’t know it was Sunday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I seriously can't post on this thread as I'll think it's still night time and it's not.

Don't post here whatever you do.

Is it still nocturnal...it's bloody dark..I nay go back to sleep

Exactly that's why I can't post,it confuses my little head.

I don't want your lovely little head to be confused on a Sunday morning.

It's Sunday?!!!"

It is.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Yeah Jim do you want your username back then,it'll cost you though...

What's the cost?"

A bag of tangerines and some broccoli. Take it or leave it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I seriously can't post on this thread as I'll think it's still night time and it's not.

Don't post here whatever you do.

Is it still nocturnal...it's bloody dark..I nay go back to sleep

Exactly that's why I can't post,it confuses my little head.

I don't want your lovely little head to be confused on a Sunday morning.

It's Sunday?!!!

I didn’t know it was Sunday. "

I'm here to help.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah Jim do you want your username back then,it'll cost you though...

What's the cost?

A bag of tangerines and some broccoli. Take it or leave it."

You drive a hard bargain, but I admire your healthy bowels.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Yeah Jim do you want your username back then,it'll cost you though...

What's the cost?

A bag of tangerines and some broccoli. Take it or leave it.

You drive a hard bargain, but I admire your healthy bowels."

My tangerines are slowly rotting in my bowl,it's that naughty chocolates fault. That sounds like a euphemism doesn't it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah Jim do you want your username back then,it'll cost you though...

What's the cost?

A bag of tangerines and some broccoli. Take it or leave it.

You drive a hard bargain, but I admire your healthy bowels.

My tangerines are slowly rotting in my bowl,it's that naughty chocolates fault. That sounds like a euphemism doesn't it."

You really have a way with words today.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Yeah Jim do you want your username back then,it'll cost you though...

What's the cost?

A bag of tangerines and some broccoli. Take it or leave it.

You drive a hard bargain, but I admire your healthy bowels.

My tangerines are slowly rotting in my bowl,it's that naughty chocolates fault. That sounds like a euphemism doesn't it.

You really have a way with words today."

Forgive me Father for I have sinned...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah Jim do you want your username back then,it'll cost you though...

What's the cost?

A bag of tangerines and some broccoli. Take it or leave it.

You drive a hard bargain, but I admire your healthy bowels.

My tangerines are slowly rotting in my bowl,it's that naughty chocolates fault. That sounds like a euphemism doesn't it.

You really have a way with words today.

Forgive me Father for I have sinned..."

Tell me all.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Yeah Jim do you want your username back then,it'll cost you though...

What's the cost?

A bag of tangerines and some broccoli. Take it or leave it.

You drive a hard bargain, but I admire your healthy bowels.

My tangerines are slowly rotting in my bowl,it's that naughty chocolates fault. That sounds like a euphemism doesn't it.

You really have a way with words today.

Forgive me Father for I have sinned...

Tell me all."

Well my child didn't eat day 24 of her advent calendar so I did when she wasn't here,it was the biggest of course...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah Jim do you want your username back then,it'll cost you though...

What's the cost?

A bag of tangerines and some broccoli. Take it or leave it.

You drive a hard bargain, but I admire your healthy bowels.

My tangerines are slowly rotting in my bowl,it's that naughty chocolates fault. That sounds like a euphemism doesn't it.

You really have a way with words today.

Forgive me Father for I have sinned...

Tell me all.

Well my child didn't eat day 24 of her advent calendar so I did when she wasn't here,it was the biggest of course..."

I still have day 24 to open!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Then there was that occasion when I was on my knees with a man...and another man. You know...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Yeah Jim do you want your username back then,it'll cost you though...

What's the cost?

A bag of tangerines and some broccoli. Take it or leave it.

You drive a hard bargain, but I admire your healthy bowels.

My tangerines are slowly rotting in my bowl,it's that naughty chocolates fault. That sounds like a euphemism doesn't it.

You really have a way with words today.

Forgive me Father for I have sinned...

Tell me all.

Well my child didn't eat day 24 of her advent calendar so I did when she wasn't here,it was the biggest of course...

I still have day 24 to open!"

What?! That's rebellion for you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Then there was that occasion when I was on my knees with a man...and another man. You know..."

Blimey.

Never thought this thread would close.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Everything comes to an end eventually...

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